     mr-real | Monday, March 26, 2001 - 06:38 pm
HII!ladies!
i'm 23yr old s/s/m looking for intelligent,educated,pretty somalian ladies!. currently! student,funny!easy-going,independent and intelligent!.l love travelling,playing!basketball,soccer,roller-blading and reading/writing poems.
however,below is a little collection of something! that looks simple but means a lot in relationships that i wonna share with all yo! who read this infor! checkout!
The Lovers of the Heart >>
>>>>>>>>> In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the
>>>>>>>>>mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
>>>>>>>>> 1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
>>>>>>>>> 2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want
>>>>>>>>>to be friends
>>>>>>>>> 3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
>>>>>>>>> 4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
>>>>>>>>> 5. Kiss on the ears... I am just
>>>>>>>>>playing
>>>>>>>>> 6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not
>>>>>>>>>get carried away
>>>>>>>>> 7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
>>>>>>>>> 8. Playing with your hair... I can't
>>>>>>>>>live without you
>>>>>>>>> 9. Hand on your waist... I love you
>>>>>>>>>to much to let you go
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Article 2: The Three Steps
>>>>>>>>> 1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
>>>>>>>>> 2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
>>>>>>>>> 3.Guys & Girls:Close your eyes when kissing,it is rude to stare
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Article 3: The Commandments
>>>>>>>>> 1.Thou shall not squeeze to hard.
>>>>>>>>> 2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, just give one or take one.
>>>>>>>>> 3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> **Remember**
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> A peach is a peach
>>>>>>>>> A plum is a plum,
>>>>>>>>> A kiss isn't a kiss without
>>>>>>>>> some tongue so open
>>>>>>>>> up your mouth,
>>>>>>>>> close your eyes,
>>>>>>>>> and give your tongue some exercise!!!
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls
>>>>>>>>> 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
>>>>>>>>> 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
>>>>>>>>> 3. How cute they look when they sleep
>>>>>>>>> 4. the ease in which they fit into our arms
>>>>>>>>> 5. the way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right
>>>>>>>>>in the world
>>>>>>>>> 6. How cute they are when they eat
>>>>>>>>> 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes
>>>>>>>>>it all worth while
>>>>>>>>> 8. because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
>>>>>>>>> 9. the way they look good no matter what they wear
>>>>>>>>> 10. the way they fish for compliments even though you both know
>>>>>>>>>that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
>>>>>>>>> 11. How cute they are when they argue
>>>>>>>>> 12. the way her hand always finds yours
>>>>>>>>> 13. the way they smile
>>>>>>>>> 14. the way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after
>>>>>>>>>you just had a big fight
>>>>>>>>> 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you
>>>>>>>>>know that an hour later....
>>>>>>>>> 16. the way they kiss when you do something nice for them
>>>>>>>>> 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
>>>>>>>>> 18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
>>>>>>>>> 19. the way they fall into your arms when they cry
>>>>>>>>> 20. then the way they apologize for crying over something that
>>>>>>>>>silly
>>>>>>>>> 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
>>>>>>>>> 22. Then the way apologize when it does hurt.
>>>>>>>>> (even though we don't admit it)!
>>>>>>>>> 23. the way they say "I miss you"
>>>>>>>>> 24. the way you miss them
>>>>>>>>> 25. the way their tears make you want to change the world so that
>>>>>>>>>it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them,
>>>>>>>>>wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters
>>>>>>>>>not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become
>>>>>>>>>everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of
>>>>>>>>>their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know
>>>>>>>>>that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her
>>>>>>>>>very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it
>>>>>>>>>justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only
>>>>>>>>>felt |
| SOMALI QUEEN | Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:26 pm
to the so called Mr.REAL
u r not real U R TOTALLY FAKE, THOU, THOU •••• U
THIS IS CALLED SOMALINET NOT BLACK NET OR NIGGER NET, WHO INVITED U HERE? U OPENED THIS WITH UR FUCKING FAGETISM," MY TOUNGUE IN YOUR MOUTH" YAK
SUCK UR OWN DICK MOTHER ••••••, U KNOW SOMETHING EVERY PPL HAVE THEIR OWN WAY OF LIVING AND VALUES. U R THE MOST DISCUSTING PERSON I EVER CAME ACROSS WITH, U CAN'T GET A SOMALI QUEEN UR FUCKING ADDOON.
NASRA |
| KHADRA | Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:41 pm
TO MR REAL
NO BODY CARES WHAT U SAYING. U DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT SOMALIS....SHARMUUD WALBA GABAR SOOMAALIYEED AYUU RABAA, GABDHAYAHOOW DHILLAYGAN XUNKA AH BAL WUXUU MEESHA KU QORAY FIIRIYA? AKHLAAQ XUMADA AY ISKU HALLEEYEEN AYE NALA SOO GALEEN. WAXAAN JAAMACAD KA DHIGTAA MARYLAND USA, JAAMACADDA AAN DHIGTO JHU 3% AYAA MADOW AH ARDEYDA LIXDII BILOODBA WAXAA LAGA QAADAA DHIIG LA EEGAYO INEY QABAAN CUDURADA LA KALA QAADO SIDA AYDSKA SEDDEXDII SANO EEN DHIGANAYEY WAXAA LAGA HELEY ILAA 18 ARDEY BELIEVE IT OR NOT 16 AYAA MADOW AH AND THEY ARE ONLY 3% OF THE STUDENTS, AJNABIGA ISKA ILAALIYA, KU EKAADA DADKIINA INKASTOO AYSAN 100% AHEYN AAD IYO AAD IYO AAD BEY UGA FIICAN YIHIIN AJNABIGA, RUNTII NIN AAN SOOMAALI AHEYN WELI GACAN MA SAARIN. THINK BIG THIS IS NOT A JOKE, THIS IS REALITY.
I LOVE U MY PPL.
KHADRA |
| ANAB SOMALI | Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:50 pm
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TO THE MR REAL,BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WE DON'T •••• FAGETS
DIKES
BISEX
TRISEX
AND RETIRED.....LIKE U
GO AND •••• YOUR BLACK SIS
DO YOU THINK WE ARE BLACK?
WE ARE NOT, WE ARE SOMALIS.
READ THE FUCKING HISTORY.
YOUR WERE SHOOTING OR SHOPLIFTING OR IN JAIL AND YOU MISSED THAT HISTORY LESSON.
FIND YOUR OWN PPL,
ANAB SOMALI |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 11:39 am
What's your problem guys?? You seem pretty black to me, so how can you discriminate other blacks?
Like it or not, you are BLACK people, and NOTHING ELSE! You RACISTS! |
| mr;real | Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 06:31 pm
to queensomali/anab and kadra! sorry! u must all not understood my message1 first of all i'm looking 4real somalian women, not the one who goes and •••• up! with non-somalians and claims innocent! saint like when she around other somalians! abaayo! u don't know me ! just because!i got rap! like those niggas! who use to burst u ass in dah clubs does not make me black fagit!or nigga from! america!
sure!i was raised in amreica-though! born in somalia "haadhi litho" and i'm pround! that i'm somalian1 but quit dissapointed! with! ••••!like u make me talk bad! sorry! for those decent somalian ladies viewing this! but i got reacted to liveless! •••'s! this! is meant for dah real sis! from somalian's sis who looking! for youg! proffesional somalian! man! who keep! his cultural norms! and accept change which are inevitable in life!!!sorry! u ass cuz! i know i'm from somalia the horn of africa!,pride people! the most nobble of all!i no we look black! but we aight! black!for! dah ••••! do u know dah mean of the word! somali! how it came about! if u claim! u know u'r history! why! was the sayid! called mad-mulla by the british! u just took me to basic! history of my! beloved! country1 now war torn! if u are •••! back!-off and don't talk trash! somalian women don't talk trash! but cuz! u were messing up! with those u call niggas! then! u can talk like! them •••!!and cuz!they hit u from dah ass! u think! i'm fugit! fag! is u lost! somalian sis! cuz! in our culture and religion! we don't hit women! from dah! ass!!don;t! get lost in america cultural dilema and behave like them and do wat they do all! cuz not all is good! be selective!now! bye and watch out u who u talking to next time! i hate! to call somalian women1 a •••! but! u made me say! silly! kadra,anab! and dah!one claiming to be queensomali
bye! the way! a year from now i will graduating from medical school and hopefully1 the three of yo! can come over my clinic and i can help treat u'r yeast! infection and other •••• that comes with messing up with niggaa! |
| Nubian boy | Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 08:03 pm
TO SOMALI QUEEN,KHADRA AND CANAB.
WAXAA TIHIIN GABDHO SOOMAALIYEED OO SHARAF LEH,
WAXAAD IGA GUDDOONTAAN SALAAN WALAALTINIMO OO QAAYA LEH, WAXAAN HUBAA IN GABDHAHEENNA AY YIHIIN BOQORADA DUMARKA ADDUUNKA, SHARAFTAAN ANNAGA WEYNEY IDINKAA NOO YEELAY, KU JECLI OO KU AAMINEY. GABADH AAN SOOMAALI AHEYN YAK.
TO MR. REAL
LOOK, YOU ARE BUSTED, YOU VERIFIED TO US THAT YOU ARE NOT SOMALI,WHEN I READ WHAT YOU WROTE,I 100% SURE THAT YOUR FUCKING NIGGER FRO HERE.. THE WAY YOU TALKED IS NOT A SOMALIAN TALK AND LET ME TELL U SOMETHING 1997 I GRADUATED JHU... IF YOU REALY IN THE MEDICAL FIELD THEN YOU KNOW JHMEDICAL SCHOOL,GOT MY MASTERS DEGREE IN MICRO-BIOLOGY(CILINICAL BACTERIOLOGY)ONE WAY OR ANOTHER YOU WILL END UP IN JAIL,LIKE THEY DID 99.95% OF YOUR BROTHERS, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO PPL LIKE U IN JAIL OOPS YOU KNOW BECAUSE YOU HAVE ALREADY BEEN THERE I AM OFFERING U FREE MEDICAL CHECK UP DON'T WORRY, I KNOW THAT YOU DON'T HAVE COVERAGE FOR THAT...READ MORE ABOUT SOMALIA AND THE SOMALIS BEFORE U COME HERE AND CALL YOURSELF SOMALI, YOU ARE DECIEVING YOURSELF.. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEX WITH YOUR FATHER?OOOPS I MEAN YOUR MOTHER? BE YOURSELF MOTHER •••••• CHEAP,THOUGH YOU DON'T GET SOMALI QUEEN,BE A MAN, AND I RESPECT YOU AS A HUMAN BEING IF YOU COME CLEAN...
SHARMUUD IYO ••••••••• WALBA GABDHAHA SOOMAALIYEED AYAA LAGA KARI WAAYEY, HABLAYAHOW SOOMAALIYEED ISKA ILAALIYA QURUNKAN LA IDINKA KARI LA'YAHAY. MAXAY IDINKU ARKEEN WAA SHARAFTA IYO QUALITY, AYSAN NAAG KALE OO ADDUNNKA KU NOOL AYSAN LAHEYN.
MR. FAKE TAKE A HIKE, NOBODY WANTS U HERE.
JUST GO AWAY YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE CONVERSED. |
| $Om@L! boy | Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 01:41 am
What can I say? I love you Khadra. That is a very good respond. You are the best example of our sweet Somali girls living today. You roll girl and keep on doing the right thing. Mr Real I don't think those disgusting things work here so get it to another place brother before someone else come and give you a hard time. I know my people more than any other people. We appreciate to here opinion but that is not something that we can tolerate. Thanks for now and Khadra once again you're the woman. Take care Xabiibti... |
| mr.real! | Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 06:08 pm
nubian! boy habiti walawasa eh!waas!kadra iyo anab! iyo damantinah! wahatahan! sharmuutoyin wey! iyo! qanisin.
for!all haters!so if u can't exprees ya self!go1 back to esl!for!nubian!don't lie mother ••••••!no graduate from JHU can be so eccocentric minded!and with dah type! i don't think u be able to differentiate1 simple gram -/+ MICRORGANISMS leave about clinical bacteriology as a whole! how come! u don't come over! to the health profesional for intellectual1 conversation! if u not shallow minded! idiot! bye the way! how can u be a graduate! when u need to finish!esl-classes! two yrs! and pre-college!then can u be a college-material!dammy! u got! IO eduivalent to rats! a real! man talk to ladies ! straight....i willfinish later |
| Nubian boy | Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:22 pm
TO THE SO CALLED MR. REAL
FIRST I BORN IN SOMALIA, SO ENGLISH IS ALWAYS AND ALWAYS MY SECOND LANGUAGE..DON'T FORGET THAT.
DO YOU KNOW THAT ENGLISH IS A LANGUAGE AND NOT A KNOWLEDGE?
WHAT YOU POSTED UP THERE IS NOT SOMALI..WHAT IT IS?
I HAVE A QUESTION FOR U...WHY THE VIRUS DOES NOT GROW ON A CULTURE MEDIA LIKE BACTERIA AND FUNGUS?
YOU KNOW SOMETHING, HUMAN REACTIONS ARE VERY STRANGE, LOOK WHAT I DID, U INSULTED MY QUEENS, I INSULTED U, MAY I KNOW WHY R U EXPLODED?
LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT U KNOW ABOUT JHU?
WHICH UNI U GO? BITCH YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO SAY OTHER THAN "U DON'T SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH" I DON'T SPEAK GOOD ENGLISH 'CAUSE I HAVE A LANGUAGE OF MY OWN... WHAT WE SAID WAS U CAN'T GET SOMALI QUEEN 'CAUSE YOU ARE A NIGGER.. THAT'S ALL. IS THAT SCARES U YOU?
I KNOW THAT U R STILL STUDENT DIG YOUR BOOKS AND FIND THAT ANSWER. WILL CHECK YOU LATER, IF YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT BY SELLING DRUGS AND ENDING UP IN JAIL, DON'T WORRY I WILL BAIL OUT YOU. EVERY CORNER OF ANY BLACK NEIGHBORHOOD BAIL BONDS OPEN 24/7 COLLECT CALL. U STARTED STEALING WHEN YOU WRE 3 BY THE TIME U WERE 15 YOUR CRIME SHEET WAS A MILE LONG.
NO HARD FEELING, YOU ARE WHAT YOU ARE, LIKE IT OR NOT, YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NIGGER. AIGHT. |
| SOMALI QUEEN | Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 07:29 pm
War waxaan addoonka ah yaa meesha nooga saara.
afsoomaali aan kuwada sheekeysanno bal aan aragno wuxuu sameeyee wecelka. yak arragoodaanba necbahay wax ismuma falayaasha. uf nacalad ha ku dhacdee.
Nin aan soomaali aheyn inuu naaskeyga qabaneyn.
xaaraan bey ka tahay, my somali kings... idinkaa i leh i hooya.
soomaali queen |
