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LADY UBAX

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 02:50 am
THE CIA WAS RECRUITING FOR A TOP SECRET ASSIGNMENT. THEY WERE DOWN TO THREE RECRUITS 2MEN ONE WOMAN ONLY ONE COULD GET THE POSITION AS A FINAL TEST EACH RECRUIT WAS LED DOWN A HALLWAY TO A LARGE GREY DOOR.

THE CIA AGENTS SAYS TO THE FIRST MAN, WE NEED 2 KNOW THAT YOU WILL DO WHATEVER WE SAY REGARDLESS OF THE CIRCUMSTANCES.
TAKE THIS GUN, GO INTO THIS ROOM AND KILL YOUR WIFE''

A LOOK OF SHOCK CAME OVER THE MANS FACE AND HE SAYS '' I CANT KILL MY WIFE. I JUST CANT DO IT I GUESS I AM NOT THE MAN FOR THIS JOB

"NO, YOUR NOT" AGREE THE AGENTS. "YOUR FREE TO GO". THEY BRING THE SECOND MAN TO THE DOOR AND SAY THE SAME THING THEY SAID TO THE FIRST MAN TAKE THIS GUN AND KILL YOUR WIFE. THE MAN TAKES THE GUN AND GOES INTO THE ROOM. THE ROOM IS SILENT AND AFTER 5 MINS THE MAN OPENS THE DOOR, TEARS STREAMING DOWN HIS FACE HE SAYS "I TRIED BUT I JUST COULDN'T DO IT I CANT KILL MY WIFE

THEY BRING THE WOMAN TO THE DOOR AND SAY TO HER TAKE THIS GUN GO INTO THS ROOM AND KILL YOUR HUSBAND SHE TAKES THE GUN GOES INTO THE ROOM AND BEFORE THE DOOR EVEN CLOSED SHE SHOOT ALL OF 13 ROUNDS EMPTIYING THE GUN

THE DOOR CLOSES BEHIND HER AND FOR THE NEXT TEN MINS THE AGENTS HER LOUD BANGING AND GRUNTING THE DOOR FINNALY OPENS REVEALIND THE SWEAT-DRENCHED WOMAN SHE LOOKS AT THE AGENTS WIPES HER BROW AND SAYS "WHEW!"YOU GUYS DIDN'T TELL ME THAT THE GUN WAS FILLED WITH BLANKS I HAD TO BEAT HIM DEAD WITH THE CHAIR!"