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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Somali Communities - Beelaha Qurbaha: Europe: Finland: Finland: Some humor
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Perisuomalainen

Thursday, October 19, 2000 - 11:13 pm
Five differences between a SOMALIAN and E.T. :

E.T. looked better,
learned English,
came alone,
had his own bike
and
he WANTED to go home.

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 02:39 am
one difference between a Finn and E.T

E.T= Extra terrestrial

FINN= Extra terrtorial


get a life moron..you must be obessed with Somalis.. Besides we look way better than you. or E.t..lol.. go have sex with a raindeer..you know you want to, you lapland elffucker

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 03:23 am
< get a life moron..you must be obessed with
< Somalis.. Besides we look way better than you. or
< E.t..lol..go have sex with a raindeer..you know
< you want to, you lapland elffucker

I think this looks thing depends on the
viewer. To me Somalis appear as nonatractive.

But you are right too. The Finns actually have sex with reindeers. Every March and April they travel to Lapland with skis. There they pursue reindeers and have sex with them. This is true as I am a Finn and know this subject.

One funny occasion happened last spring. Fifty horny Finns were on their skis
on the snowy slopes of Lapland. They were under
influence of alcohol and then one guy suddenly yelled, "hey.. look there is reindeer. let's have sex with it."

After a long pursue the reindeer was exhausted and caught and the Finns fucked to poor animal to death. I did not know at that time that it was wrong. But after reading the writings of Fatiha and other Somalis I now know that is a disgusting habit. Next winter I shall participate no reindeer fucking. Thank you Fatiha!

ahitaf

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FINALLYGOT MYDEGREE

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 03:51 am
Both sides of this discussion have animal brains! You just showed your ignorance. I am Somali and I have the highest respect for all human beings.

Rules of social conduct include: never generalize and never hate race, religion or gender only because some1 you hate belongs to it.

I never been to Finland or to Somalia but all I know is that Finnish people are very shy and respectful while Somalis had a civil war which forced them out of their homeland.

Why don't you meet in a pub and beat each other up instead of exchanging cheap below the belt cyber punches!

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 12:34 pm
< I am Somali and I have the highest respect for
< all human beings.

Do you respect the wish of Finns that Finland
should be all white. No negroes or Somalis
allowed.

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working class

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 11:41 am
finanly got your degree.. in what homeboy?.
seems like you got your degree in stupidity

finns shy and respcetful..have you seen this web page?. yeah somalis have issues whos' dening it.. who mentioned anything about a pub.. maybe its on your mind loser

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Anonymous

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 12:43 pm
< finns shy and respcetful..have you seen this
< web page?


Somalis respectful.. have you seen how they
behave in Finland, Somalia or anywhere. They do not respect anybody, not even other Somalis.

They also very often uses God as their excuse when they want to take something that belongs to other people. They say...this country is not yours, this country is owned by God, so we can enter here and you original people of the country must obey us.


No wonder Somalis are detested. Nobody likes them. I heard that even Kenyans detest them. The president Danial Arap Moi wanted to deport them.

Howabout going back to Somalia. It is your country. Build it. Stop hanging around other countries. Milk your own cows, not your neighbours cows.

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fatmina

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 01:27 am
to annonymous'

realy u will be mad, crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!

dont waste your time sweatyyyyyyyyy

u need doctor,look your own busines only
senkin saatana