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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): The most powerful word in the English language
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Anonymous

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 04:30 pm
HI!! MY NAME IS KUULOOW AND SOMEONE ASKED ME WHY I ALWAYS USE THE WORD S.H.I.T. I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I CAME WITH THIS LITTLE COMPILATION. I HOPE I HAVE A CASE HERE!

S.hit may just be the most powerful word in the English language..
CONSIDER THIS:
With a little effort you can get your S.H.I.T together, find a place for your S.H.I.T or decide to S.H.I.T
You can smoke S.H.I.T, buy S.H.I.T, sell S.H.I.T, lose S.H.I.T, find S.H.I.T, forget S.H.I.T, and tell others to eat S.H.I.T and die..
People can be S.H.I.T headed, S.H.I.T brained, S.H.I.T blinded, and S.H.I.T over..
Some people know their S.H.I.T while others can't tell the difference between S.H.I.T and no S.H.I.T.
There are lucky S.H.I.Ts, dumb S.H.I.Ts, crazy S.H.I.Ts, and sweet S.H.I.Ts..
There is bull S.H.I.T, and horse S.H.I.T and chicken S.H.I.T..
You can throw S.H.I.T, sling S.H.I.T, catch S.H.I.T, or duck when the S.H.I.T hits the fan..
You can take a S.H.I.T, give a S.H.I.T, or serve S.H.I.T
You can find yourself in deep S.H.I.T, or be happier than a pig in S.H.I.T..
Some days are colder than S.H.I.T, some days are hotter than S.H.I.T, and some days are just plain S.H.I.Tty..
Some music sounds like S.H.I.T, things can look like S.H.I.T, and there are times when you feel like S.H.I.T..
You can have too much S.H.I.T, not enough S.H.I.T, the right S.H.I.T, the wrong S.H.I.T or a lot of weird S.H.I.T..
Sometimes everything you touch turns to S.H.I.T and other times you swim in a lake of S.H.I.T and come out smelling like a rose..
S.H.I.T! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation..
And remember, once you know your S.H.I.T, you don't need to know anything else..
S.H.I.T happens, don't step in it...

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Anonymous

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 06:19 pm
Guess who is all of the above & wrote this, who else but GhettoGirl, the person with thousand aliases & faces.

Detective Anonymous is not another GhettoGirl alias.

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Forensic

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 06:31 pm
Ya whatever Detective Anonymous weknow you Ghettogirl. Reveal yorself. Ha HA got you.

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Anonymous

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 08:02 pm
hey!! u r wrong bro!! this kuuloow!! i am the one who posted this S.H.I.T. and i aint no GIRL AND I DON'T LIVE ANY GHETTO!!!
u r obsessed with that chick! i can see! u also have wrongly credited to one of my postings ( under a different topic) to her!! that is wrong!
Hey what u doing is some kind of piracy and copyright violations!!! stop the bullS.H.I.T!!!! lol!!
U R MAKING THE B.I.T.C.H WHAT SHE AINT ALREADY! THAT IS PURE IGNORANCE AND IF U IDOLIZE HER LIKE THAT SHE MAY BECOME A LARGER THAN PERSONA! U WILL END UP KISSING HER FEET AND BEING A SUBMISSIVE OBEDIENT SLAVE TO HER WHIMS AND WICKED WAYS!
SHE AINT NOTHING! GET OVER WITH HER! AND DON'T PISS ME OFF BECOUSE IT'S FOOLS LIKE U WHO ARE TRIVIALIZING WHATEVER S.H.I.T WE POST HERE!
THIS IS A HEAVY SUBJECT ..IF U CAN'T DEAL WITH IT
GET THE F.U.C.K OUTTA HERE!!!!!

AGAIN THIS MY SIGNATURE...AM KUULOOW..CAPISCI?????
LOL...AM OUT YO!! TAKE IT EASY!! AND TO HELL ITH YOUR GHETTO GIRL....

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SOMALI

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 09:02 pm
••••!!! THIS PAGE SMELL LIKE ••••.

YO SOMALI FORUM PLS CLEAN YOUR HOUSE.

COULD NOT YOU FIND SOMETHING BETTER MR. ••••?

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DuH

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 09:24 pm
Mr Shiit You can take your stinking shiit away from our stinking...Shiit Face...Ya heard . Mr...Shiit?DuH?

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hebel

Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 10:16 am
Sometimes U land on big S.H.I.T, ya have to be relaxed, quiet and in control when taking S.H.I.T.
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Ya have take S.H.I.T like a man and read something, Sports Illustrated is preferable S.H.I.T.T.Y Magazine.
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Same S.H.I.T different day my Bro. And Sisters. S.H.I.T happens only to the wrong people.