     ZULU | Monday, December 18, 2000 - 03:50 pm
The Word "f.u.c.k"
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English
language today is the word f.u.c.k It is the one magical word which just by
its sound can describe pain pleasure love and hate
In language f.u.c.k falls into many grammatical categories.
It can be used as a verb both
transitive>>Ali fucked Maryan
and intransitive>> Maryan was fucked by Ali.
It can be an action verb>> Ali really gives a f.u.c.k
a passive verb>> Maryan really doesn't give a f.u.c.k
an adverb>> Maryan is fucking interested in Ali
or as a noun >>>Maryan is a terrific f.u.c.k
It can also be used as an adjective>> Maryan is fucking beautiful
or an interjection>> f.u.c.k!! I'm late for my date with Maryan
It can even be used as a conjunction>> Maryan is easy f.u.c.k she's also stupid.
As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word f.u.c.k
Aside from its sexual connotations this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations
1 Greetings>>> How the f.u.c.k are you?
2 Fraud>>> I got fucked by the car dealer !!
3 Resignation>>> Oh! f.u.c.k it !
4 Trouble>>> I guess I'm fucked now!!
5 Aggression>>> f.u.c.k you!!
6 Disgust>>> f.u.c.k me !
7 Confusion>>> What the f.u.c.k !
8 Difficulty>>> I don't understand this fucking business
9 Despair>>> Fucked again
10 Pleasure >>>I fucking couldn't be happier
11 Displeasure >>>>What the f.u.c.k is going on here ?
12 Lost >>>>Where the f.u.c.k are we ?
13 Disbelief>>> Unfucking believable
14 Retaliation>>> Up your fucking ass
15 Denial>>> I didn't fucking do it
16 Perplexity>>> I know f.u.c.k all about it
17 Apathy>>> Who really gives a f.u.c.k anyhow
18 Annoyance>>>> f.u.c.k .
19 Suspicion>>> Who the f.u.c.k are you
20 Panic>>> Let's get the f.u.c.k out of here
21 Directions>>>> f.u.c.k off
22 Disbelief>>>> How the f.u.c.k did you do that
It can be used in an anatomical description- He's a fucking f.u.c.k a.s.s
It can be used to tell time- >>>It's fucking late
It can be used in business>>> How did I wind up with this fucking job
It can be maternal->>>Motherfucker
It can be political>>> f.u.c.k USA
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history
What the f.u.c.k was that ? BY Mayor of Hiroshima
Where the f.u.c.k is all this water coming from BY
Captain of the Titanic
Let the fucking woman drive BY Commander of Space Shuttle 'Challenger'
Any fucking idiot could understand that BY Albert Einstein
It does so fucking look like her BY
Picasso ( MONA LISA PIC)
How the f.u.c.k did you work that out BY
Pythagoras
You want what on the fucking ceiling BY
Michaelangelo
f.u.c.k a duck BY Walt Disney
Scattered fucking showers my ass BY Noah |
| Hebel | Monday, December 18, 2000 - 07:15 pm
I didn't F.U.C.K that woman By: President Clinton.
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I FUCKING WON! I FUCKING WON! By Mr. Bush.
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F.U.C.K U By: Mr. Gore.
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The next word will be Bitch...
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Now ain't that a Bitch?-->>>>Wasn't that worth it?
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Ain't that a Bitch?--->>>Was that so Fucked-up? |
| somali | Monday, December 18, 2000 - 08:51 pm
ZULU
what a f.u.k.i.n.g contribution you did??//.
man did you waste your time doing this????.
that what i call, the guy's brain is f.u.k.e.d up |
| Blak Plah | Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:09 am
Hebel, you still haven't changed. Here's is a call from G.PhOnE.
Didn't think I was still here. Eeeeh!
Well in any case, F*UCK YOU!!! |
| ACUU DU BILAAH | Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 04:46 pm
WHAT THE HELL WAS ALL THE ABOVE ABOUT?
THANKS FOR WASTING OUR TIME. F.U.C.K U (JUST SHOWING THAT I GRASPED WHAT WAS SAID) |
| TroubleGirl | Friday, December 22, 2000 - 12:44 pm
Flipping waste of space.....well presented though and carefully narrated...But full of Kack
Daily Telegraph
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| Gd up | Friday, December 22, 2000 - 03:23 pm
zulu......u fuckin' bastard!!!
that was fuckin' helarious G....lol
i got one 4 ya, do a piece on da word "••••"
i'll be waiting aight!!!
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| Gd up | Friday, December 22, 2000 - 03:25 pm
yo.....it's me again.
'dem fuckin' morans blocked off da word.
the word is simply......"S.H.I.T"
i take it u probably guessed it da first time u saw it.
anyhow.......keep me posted black!!
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