     NIN_WAALAN | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 11:11 am
You can take your demands, and your bashing, and your lies about us, and your hallucinations of a world-wide and history-long conspiracy of men spending every waking moment thinking up nasty things to do to you and all your petty and insignificant complaints about romance, men going out, not doing dishes, not spending quality times with you, toilet seats and asking for directions, and wrap them all up together and go to hell with them and rot and burn there. |
| Guilty | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 11:19 am
ahahaha
I think you talking about somalian womens
because i do support the white chikc's cause
they keep me warm and without them i will be
frustrated. |
| Lady Khalifa | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 12:21 pm
Confidential Psychological Analysis:
Name: Abdi something.
Alias: Nin Waalan
Age: 45
Nationality: Somali
Hair Color: Black
Weight: 455 pounds
Status: Critical
Psychological
Background:
Nin Waalan has had a long history of psychological problems. He is currently experienceing a midterm crisis. He's had a string of failed relationsips in which he has faced rejection after rejection. Unable to cope, unable to come terms with his inabilities as a man, he has chosen to renounce women. He spends much of his time in a dark room, under the illumination of a computer console, typing away with one hand and the other cradeling a pepsi to his chest. He is currently undergoing rehabilitation, but unfortunately he has gone ino remission and further remedies seem bleak. What is called for is a procedure in which he will be able to be returned to the general population. Will follow up. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 12:46 pm
ladykhalifa
i think this is your own analysis.or should i say ghetogirl.lol |
| Rahma | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 03:31 pm
It sounds like you need help big time. Do you ever think you maybe need help, seek for mental health that could be the answer to some of your problems and the rest it might be you forget about your religion and your cut in between, your lost visit the Masjid that's good place to help a brother like you his way back.
Why do you want to discuss women, when it's clear your problems are much biger then just women, I mean if you hate us so much then do your thing no one said you have to have a woman in your life go and drink your beer or whatever type of alcohol your into these days, but don't blame women to your problems, it's known fact when guys are losing their mind they always start hating women.
Bye. |
| SUMMERTIME | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 05:47 pm
RAHMA
I AM A MAN BUT U R ABSOUTLTY RIGHT, HOW COME YOU KNOW WHEN MEN ARE UNDER /?////?????// |
| HAter-GiRL | Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 08:06 pm
NIN WAALAN
YOU FIRST
HAHAHA |
| Sirrus | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 11:40 am
Nin-wallan-'s-lawyer
As the counsel to my client, I declare him to be sane and with control of all his action. My declaration can be collaborated by 4 different Psychological clinics and doctors. After barrage of CT and MRI scans, complete with Psychoanalytical interviews and counseling, he was deemed to be fit and functional. I challenge the ludicrous, slanderous and utmost defaming psychoanalytic report publish by Lady Khalifa. It is ungrounded and based on female retaliatory action.
The hatred toward females, that my client exhibits, is based on historical association with females. He has dated over 53 different females, and he was once diagnosed with "sex addiction", he was hence hospitalized and since then cured of this disease. I only state this confidential information for the purpose of allustrating the basis of my client's hatred toward females. On his February 3rd Affidavit, my client stated.
"You can take your demands, and your bashing, and your lies about us, and your hallucinations of a world-wide and history-long conspiracy of men spending every waking moment thinking up nasty things to do to you....."
This clearly illustrates that my client is fed up with female demands and capriciousness. Hence he is suing all females everywhere in the world for the amount of 1 trillion dollars. (out of court settlement of one night sex) would also appease my client. He also informs me, that he plans to sue Lady Khadifa for her slanderous comments, under the "character defamation Act" of 1916. |
| kamal | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 01:38 pm
Nin waalan... so will you join them... since they all are going there???
OR?
I dare not speak any more... |
| jaylani | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 02:52 pm
2 ciirus,
lololololololololololol...man you are funny
brother-man..you need to attend a law school
if you are not currently...cause your statment
was better than johnny cochran's statment to get
O.J free...lol
keep up the funny s$it my brother..lol |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 07:01 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL,
Khadifa and Sirrus, I like your humor lololololololololololololololololol |
| Lady Khalifa | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 07:14 am
The People v.s. Nin Waalan
First and foremost let us address the rather capricious threat of a lawsuit: I, Lady Khalifa,as head prosecutor for the state, do represent the people in the following legal proceedings that are taking place against the so called "Nin Waalan". And as a representative of the people, I am immune to any threats of personal legal counter-actions that are taken against myself or persons in my legal team. The Character Defamation Act does not apply during trial-we are, of course, looking for the truth here.
Now that the gentleman ( I use the term lightly) in question has been issued a public defendant (Sirrus) we can get to the first order of business. We, the prosecutor, have examined further psychological analyses of the Nin waalan and have concluded that this situation may be more dire than we first thought. During questioning by the prosecutor Lady Khalifa several neighbours of the individual made the following statements:
Martha Biggs: "You know we neva saw him outside too much. I mean, he kinda ugly, but I want to be friendly you know? So I go to his door and knock. Then ah here dis big rumble and he come to door nekked wit pizza-pie on his chest and cola dripping down his...well you know...his thingy. Ah say Oh mah Gawd he gonna kill me! He den say-I'm lonely.Den I ran as fast as ah could out of dere."
Ladies and Gentlemen is this a man who has had experience with woman? On the contrary, he has had no experience. Thus deprived, he continued to spiral down into a world of chaos and destruction, blaming women for all his problems. It is only through careful rehabilitation and prison-time that this can be turned around-don't let anyone convince you otherwise. We will rest on the basis of this point. |
| Sirrus | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 10:35 am
Record of Proceedings
Friday, February 09, 2001.
Court Sheriff: Here ye here ye, all rise.
Judge: (Timona) - All is seated.
- Case of People vs. Nin Walaan is now in session.
- The defense will have the examination today.
Defense (Sirrus) – We the defense request the testimony of Martha Biggs, to be stricken from the record,
On the following charges, a) that she was not declared previously, b) that her credibility is questionable.
Judge: - Request denied,
- The defense may proceed with the counter examination.
Defense - Very well your honor,
Court Sheriff: - Martha Biggs, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god.
Witness (Martha Biggs) – yes.
Defense - Martha Ebona Biggs, will you restate to the jury your relationship with defendant.
Witness – I am his neighbor.
Defense - For how long?
Witness - For 5 years.
Defense - How often do you encounter the defendant during your residency, reminding you that you are under oath?
Prosecution (Lady Khadifa) - Objection, the counsel is badgering the witness.
Judge - Overruled, he is simply reminding her of her oath.
- You may answer the question Martha Biggs.
Witness - Often
Defense - Often as in once a month, a week or a day.
Witness - More than once a day.
Defense - On your yesterday statement Martha Biggs you stated and I quote “we never see him.”
- That appears to be untrue, correct?
Witness - But…
Defense - Please limit yourself to the question at hand, yes correct or no incorrect.
Witness - yes
Defense - Martha Biggs, tell us please, do you find my client Mr. Nin walaan. Attractive.
Prosecution - Objection, your honor, and the counsel is leading the witness and this is irrelevant.
Defense - Your honor this is relevant to the credibility of Miss Biggs.
Judge - Objection sustained.
- Rephrase your question.
Defense - Miss Biggs, have you ever been attracted to my client.
Witness - Yes, I mean he is a very handsome young man.
Defense - Martha Biggs, is it not, also true that you approached my client several times, in a manner beyond neighborly courtesy.
Witness - I don’t know what you mean.
Defense - Very well, how do I put it,
- Have you ever made advancement toward my client of courtship type, similar to a person who is attracted to another?
- I remind you once more Miss Biggs you are under oath.
Witness - You mean be nice to him.
Defense - I mean, like giving him gives, sending him flowers and writing on the wall “I want you so bad”
- I would like to admit to the court Exhibit A11, Graffiti sample from the wall of my client, which reads “I want you so bad, MEB.”
Prosecution - Objection, the massage could have been meant for anybody, it has no target.
Defense - But it does have a target, it was written on the wall of Mr. Nin Walaan, in place most visible to him.
Judge -Objection overruled.
Defense - Answer the question Martha Biggs, is this you writing, and have you done what I stated.
Witness - It is, and yes.
Defense - Martha Biggs, can the jury assume that you “wanted”, my client so badly and that it bothered you that he was dating all those pretty girls. Please answer yes or no.
Witness - Yes.
Defense - Can we also assume your love for my client turned into hatred on Jan 15, when you surprised him, while he was washing up a Pepsi that spilled on him. Yes or no.
Witness -Yes.
Defense - Can you tell jury what my client told you on that day?
Witness - He told me he didn’t like me that way, that I was older than him, and that he dated my 22-year-old daughter.
Defense -How did that make you feel Martha Biggs.
Witness - Rejected and unattractive, all I wanted was to hold, touch and kiss him…. Nin walaan I want you so badly please let me touch your face….
Court: - Chaos, with everybody talking and chatting, witness moves from the witness stand toward the defendant.
Judge - Order in the court, Order in the court.
Defense - Your honor, we are done with this witness. |
| SUMMERTIME | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 08:10 pm
LOOOOOOOL SIRRUS & LADY KHLIFA
BUT, IT SEEMS U GETTING SERIOUS NOW.
BY THE WAY, IF I WERE THE JUDGE, I WOULD SEND MARTHA BIGGS TO JAIL 4 LIFE. I CAN'T IMAGINE TO BE INTIMIDATED BY AN OLD UGLY WOMAN EVERY DAY.
KEEP IT UP. |
| District Atorney | Friday, February 09, 2001 - 08:27 pm
LOL Sirus
Lady Khalifa abaay we need to go for plan B.Your witness has harmed more than Help.Lets ask the court to strike out Martha Biggs's testimony from the records.The jury should be asked to disregard the testimony too.LOL Plan B should be implemented. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 06:03 am
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> > >>>>
> > >>>>
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> > >
i hope you guys enjoyed......
peace&harmony |
| luna | Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 09:47 am
loooool @ sirrus and lady khalifa. yu too are too funny. did you maybe think to start a new discussion? idiot. |
| LadyMystique | Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 01:57 pm
Im sensing too many re-runs of ALLY MCBEAL in here. U guys are soo silly I almost participated in your little made up Court room drama. LOL Nevertheless I give U 9/10 for performance, quality & structure |
| Anonymous | Monday, February 12, 2001 - 10:11 am
You guys kill me, Sirrus the lawyer, take it easy on the sista. |
| Anonymous | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:19 am
Nin walaan
You are lucky to have such a lawyer, because we all know you are nothing but woman hater.... loser |
