     Anonymous | Monday, February 26, 2001 - 02:51 pm
A woman who won't ask for a long lasting relationships, and a woman who won't cry when you tell her it's over.
A Woman who won't nag you, and a woman who won't tell you you're doing it all wrong.
A woman who won't tell you to take out the garbage when your favorite showcomes on T.V., and a woman who won't ask you to cut the grass in the middle of the ball game.
A woman who won't expect flowers or candy on it's birthday, and a woman who won't mind if you forget an anniversary.
A woman who won't kiss and tell, and a woman who won't about the other guys she's been with.
A woman who won't object to doing it doggie style, and a woman who won't smoke afterwards.
A woman who won't expect you to take and dine her first, and a woman who won't have her mother moving in with the two of you.
A woman who won't make you say, "I love you," if you don't really mean it,and a woman who won't write you a Dear Lover letter.
A woman who won't try to hog all the covers, and a woman who won't insist you wear pajamas to bed.
A woman who won't spend an eternity in the bathroom putting in her I.U.D.,and a woman who won't leave make-up all over the bathroom towels in themorning.
A woman who won't insist you do it with the lights out, and a woman who won'task you to put a rubber on.
A woman who won't care if you don't shower for a few days, and a woman whowon't object to an adult movie to get you in the mood.
A woman who won't tell you she doesn't swallow, and a woman who won't tell you she's expecting.
A woman who won't ask how many other girls you've been with, and a woman who won't ask if she's the prettiest one.A woman who won't ask to move in with you, and a woman who won't make a scene if you find someone else.
A woman who won't tell you she's got a headache, and a woman who won't getsuspicious if you tell her you're working late at the office again.
A woman who won't ask if that's all the bigger it gets, and a woman who won't ask for multiple orgasms.
A woman who won't send you out for pizza at 1:00 a.m., and a woman who won't insist you call her a cab at 2:00 a.m.
A woman who won't worry what the neighbors think, and a woman who won't tell you to keep quiet because the kids might hear.
A woman who won't ask for money for the hairdresser, and a woman who won't tell you it's that time of the month.
A woman who won't borrow your car and put a scratch in it. and a woman whowon't borrow your razor.
A woman who won't be insecure about her figure, and a woman who won't insist on getting on top.
A woman who won't ask where you were if you stay out all night, and a woman who won't object if you bring another chick home.
And finally, a woman who won't ask you to marry her. |
