     NINXOON | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 10:31 am
Hi every one, we are pleased to announce that the regstration for the fall semster
In the world renown ho*e university will start on Friday march 23/2001. Due to the
Increase of Somali ho*es and the limited seats available in our school we suggest to start
Registering as soon as possible.
We are welcoming back our old students as well as:
1- Inspiring ho*es
2- Ho*es in progress
3- Simple ••••
4- Ho*es power to the second
5- Ho*es with a life time experience
6- Retired ho*es
We are also please to inform every one that we have special need accommodation such as( tutoring, financial aid, federal grant, and day care) for those who may qualify such as:
1-senior ho*es
2- retarded ho*es
3-ho*es with fixed income (welfare)
4- ho*es with limited English capability (flight 13 ho*es)
5- ho*es with disabilities
7- continuing education through correspondence for incarcerated ho*es
8- day care for ho*es with bastard kids.
This fall we are introducing new curriculum and few new teachers and her are the list
For the courses and their teachers:
1- (the kinter, either you have it or you don’t) by K.H
2- (my grand daughter is turning tricks around the corner) by xalow carmel’s grand mother.
3- (the life and times of a Somali •••) by carmel.
4- ( African ho*es and their contribution to the decline of the western civilization) by dr.ghardeere.
5- (the myth behind the manogolian dick) by lyla
6- (the secret of finding a Somali sucker after you have finished your sexual expeditions) by ghetto girl
7- (my next door Nigerian neghbor makes me wet) by hala
8- (99 ways to cope up with loosing your ugly ass virginity ) by hana
9- ( jamican or west African? Who should I go for and the consequences) by t-girl
10- (damn. I cant even hold my own sh*t) by j.b and mad man
11- (69 way to have sex with out losing virginity) jamiila
12- ( the disease called post kacsi syndrome) by jamiila and ghetto girl
13- (the down side of having sex during the period) by carmel.
14- (I crave the naked sight of a adon) by anon
15- (my pubic hair is grown vegetables ) by t- girl.
So ladies please help us help you to become a solid citizen of a Ho*e and eventually
Becoming a productive member or our great Somali society….
The motto is together we can wipe literacy out of our ho*es…
Once again thank you for choosing us to serve you..
By the way: if you maintain A+ average through out the semester you may qualify
For our 2 weeks placement at site program , where you may be sent to Amsterdam and work on booth #23228 on the infamous red light district, where you will get a first hand experience on the day to day operation of every day ho*e and also will have the chance to add prestige to your resume while vacationing in another country..
Dean James Mack lll
The president of the infamous ho*e university… |
| layla | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 11:26 am
ninxoon-what is a mangolian dick explain so i can get my speech for the class ready!!!!!!!lol |
| jaylani | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 01:44 pm
what's up layla  |
| RX | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 04:00 pm
NINXOON,
can you please provide some finacial aid ASSISTANT
for one of the studen by the name
HALA ...WE WERE INFORMED THAT SHE WOULD LIKE
TO GET HER EDUCATION AT THE UNIVERSITY,BUT SINCE
SHE IS ON WELLFARE SHE CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY
SO WE WILL FAX YOU HER FILE FOR REVIEWING
UNATED STATES WELLFARE OFFICE
"LOW INCOME SINGLE MOTHERS WITH DISABILITEY UNIT" |
| HaLa | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 08:29 pm
RX: LOL are you blind? I'm one of the professors. I'm "suppose" to be an expert on "my next door Nigerian neighbor makes me wet" ! So if you want to sign up for my course bring $65 for the registration fee. See you in class moron!
Cheers |
| Rx | Friday, March 23, 2001 - 01:12 pm
hala,
my bad.... |
| ZX | Friday, March 23, 2001 - 01:15 pm
VOTE NINXOON FOR PRESIDENT......... |
