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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: General (Current): Apllication for a date part 2...The Wright Stuff!
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Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 12:53 pm
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Application for a Date:

Approved___________ Denied_____________

Tested For Aids?__________

Physician_________________


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Name____________________________

Address_______________________________

Age_____ Phone Number____________

Social Security#______________________________

Hair Color________ Real?_______ Eye Color__________ Real?___________

Dentures?____________

Height_________ Weight_________ Waist Size_______

Marital Status:
Married_______ Single_______ Divorced_______ Other_____

Chest or Bra Size_________________ Are they real?________________

Do you like them:
Sucked__ Chewed__ Kissed__ Carressed__ Squeezed_____
None of the above_____ other (Please Specify)____________________

Can you stay out late?__ How Late?____ All Night____ Several Days?__

Do you like to be screwed?_______________ How often?__________

Do you like Oral Sex?_______________________

Penis or Vagina Size: SM____ Med_____ LG______ EX LG______

While Screwing do you: Faint__ Fart__ Cry__ Moan__ Hum__ Scream__
Whistle__ Yodel__ Scratch__ All of the above__
Just lay there__ Other (Please List)__________________________

When you orgasm, Do you: Wiggle__ Wobble__ Twist__ Jerk__ Scream__
Cry__ Other(Please Specify)________________________________________

What kind of screw do you like? Fast__ Slow__ Super Fast__
All night___________
How many times_______

Comments_________________________________________

How long do you screw at one interval?_________________________________

Do you want to screw now? _________________

If you have screwed before, Give 2 References (Not Immediate Family)

Name__________________________ Address___________________ Phone_______

Name__________________________ Address___________________ Phone_______

If the Application is favorable, what are your charges? If any?

For one night____________ One Hour___________

Muff Burger Special or Blow Job______________

What credit card will you Accept? Master Card?________ Visa?_________

Sears?_______ JC Pennys?_____________ Shell?_______________

American Express?_____________ Citicorp?______________

I verify the Above Information is the Truth, So Help me God!!


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