     Bigboy (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
it's good to dream sometimes so here goes....
when i get married-
we will hold hands and take walks in the park
we will have sex all night and day(if i was unemployed)
we will kiss and touch up each other in buses and train stations
when she makes me angry, instead of smacking her teeth off i'll say, c'mon honey lets jump into bed and 69
we will buy loads of sex toys and whip cream
then after a few years-say 30 or 40 years we will have 23 kids and name all of them Ahmed except for the last one which we will call victoria-posh-adamu.
disclaimer:i wasn't high while writing this crap-i was drunk and disorderly.xxxxxxx |
| Mahad (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
To Bigboy.
Marka koowaad waxaad tahay mayiikoole. Teeda kale waa laga roon yahay, waxyaalaha aad kasoo copy-yeeysan meelaha.
Shame on ya !
Mahad |
| Bigboy (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
shame on me?
ha! you should know by now that i got no shame.
anyway how come you read the trash that i wrote, maybe you enjoyed it huh? |
| Anonymous (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
To Big boy
I hope you are old enough to write this . you are healthy person. |
| Shasty (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
When I get married I'll love my husband like no one ever loved him...make him feel weak on his knees when he sees me...make him feel like he can't live without me..we'll do anything and everything together excapt the "69"...and after few years kick him out and find me another one and do it all over again and again.....cuz i got that much energy in me...Don't worry i'll start young and grow old into it |
| Mr Cool (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
Shasty nasty baby!
You go girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Bigboy (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
em...shasty if i paid you two pounds could you make me weak at the knees? and maybe drop to your knees as well? you get me? |
| Shasty (Public user) | Unrecorded Date
I propably could bigboy but i'm not for sell and besides i'll do that for only my husbands.. are u husband material...maybe than u can tast the honey n'mean. |
| gabarqosleysa | Unrecorded Date
you go girl shast mcnasty
hahahahahaha. "69" xaraam xaleyk.
soomaliya dadka qaar waa duloobeen. allahuma najeynaa faxshaai wal munkar |
| raxo | Unrecorded Date
excuse me guys,,,,what does 69 mean?
can you all just tell me that please. peace |
| Mingis | Unrecorded Date
Raxo, why don't you ask our resident expert, Dr. Biid Xaar - the man who knows all the moves! |
| Dr.biid xaar | Unrecorded Date
raxo, it is dream home phone number i thik!peace. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
when I get married I'll buy a G.I.JO toy and a Barbie |
| DACAR | Unrecorded Date
waa su,aalee yaa guursanayo HEBEL oo waalan???????
DACAR-DACAR-DACAR |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
heblaayo ama hezelnut ama walnut ama muniira ama deeqiina ama muufo ama aamina ama kadra (maya kadra ka daa) ama mr cool ama manaxdo.
Loverchick, troubledchick, smoothy, lesbian and used to mild lesbian. (After they're cured) are considered other options. |
| Osmand | Unrecorded Date
when i get married..imma make love to my wife still she drops dead..and then she be berried..when her dat comes for beef..i wont be worried, me puff the weed..n jack him n ..and he'll be berried..me get married again n do it agin n again. |
| MissX | Unrecorded Date
loooooooool@@@@@bigboy,
daamn boy! that waz funny!! but i think i should warn you...marriage life aint all about the sex...wait ..what am i talkin about! it is!! lol...
~Peace~ |
| xirsi | Unrecorded Date
Osmand, what are you saying? looks like to me you are raping about necrophilia! |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
osmand U got me lost somewhere between the puffs and the jacks.
say it again this time in English. |
