     SUNTA-HARGAHA | Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 03:56 am
Someone told me the other day when I was talking about something or other that I "didn't know Jack ••••".
I took this as an insult and poked them in the eye with my fork. Layer i realised they must have meant Jack Schitt, which is true, i didn't know him. so, never wanting this to happen again i looked into his family tree, and can now say i truly know Jack Schitt. it goes like this:
Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt the fertilizer magnate, married O Schitt, the owner of Needeep N schitt Inc. They had one son jack, who married Noe Schitt. The religous couple produced six children - Holi Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt and twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Drop-out.
Against her parent's objections, deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt a high school drop-out. after 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe schitt remarried Ted sherlock and beacuse her kids were living with them she wanted to keep her previous surname.
She was than known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous diposition, Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children. Fulla schitt and Giva Schitt, married the Happens brothers in a dual coremony.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse. Bull Schitt the prodigal son left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride Pisa Schitt.
So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt" you can say f***-off, yes i do. Jack was the son of Awe Schitt" and so on. |
| Daud | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 01:51 pm
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i droped dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,lol,,,this is the funniest schitt i eva heard,,,,,,,,,,,i swear it's fucking funny,,,,,,,,,,,,lol
i wanna hear some more stuff like this |
