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     | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 11:43 am A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: "Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter. The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra Long. King Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter. The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways". Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: "Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted...
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:06 pm this one is funny. damn i can't stop laughing. i was't expecting this.... both ways...damn
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:13 pm Spike the next one is just for you.....enjoy and let me know how u like it. Two male ants were walking through the jungle when they happened upon a huge female elephant. One ant, who was extremely horny, whispered to his companion, "Hey, you know what? I think I'll ass-rape that elephant over there." The other ant answered, "Get outa here. She'd never feel you." At that, the first ant answered, "All right. Bet you 20 corn kernels I can get her screaming in ecstasy." The other ant nodded his assent. At that, the first ant scurried his way up the elephant's leg. When he reached her ass crack, he looked down and waved at his companion far below, and then he started putting it to that elephant. The elephant, of course, did not feel a thing. Unbeknownst to the ants and the elephant, a monkey had been sitting in a nearby tree, watching the goings-on. The sight of this tiny little worker ant huffing and puffing away at the ••••••• of an animal a million times his size, and the sight of the elephant calmly munching her lunch of grass, struck the monkey as so hilarious that he was rolling around in the branches laughing. At one point, the monkey bumped into a coconut, knocking it out of the tree. The coconut landed directly on the elephant's head. The elephant exclaimed, "Ow!"The ant, breathless, screamed, "TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!!!!"
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:21 pm muna, i've got to give to you.... that was funny and i needed that on this cold friday lololo
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:38 pm Man , muna your nutts. thanks like jaylani said , i give it to you girl. mostly i do not come to the net at weekends, but i will check tomorrow if you post any more. latter
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 08:38 am lol@muna, that was funny. I really needed that and thank you for making me laugh on a blue monday morning.
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 09:29 am Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother "...please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this." So, Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse..." So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "OK, now take off my skirt..." And he takes off her skirt. "Now, take off my bra..." Which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties..." And when Johnny finishes removing these, she says, "Johnny, PLEASE don't wear any of my clothes to school any more! What were you thinking?
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 10:06 am oo man, i was about to call u names and say that is a sick joke. boy did u got me or what. that was priceless.lol
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 10:40 am TAKE IT ALL, BITCH!!!!!! LOlolololol@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Muna I choked laughing, and I'm gonna take u to court.......that was a masterpiece..thank you
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