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     | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:47 pm WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO MEET THE MOST AND WHY? WHAT WOULD YOU ASK THEM?
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 12:52 pm NINXOON,JAYLANI,ANONYMUS,
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 01:08 pm Tgal...she's very funny Hibo & Amina......i feel like we got lots in common.... Basra.....no disrespect but u really sound like a 'white girl'...lol Mad-Man.....good friend of mine...only online though.... Spike.....so i can give him sabaayad since he dont wanna pass his address... Jaylani.....he is full of sh!t i know....but he would be somethin' else if u knew him in real life.... LonelyHeart.......i just betta see ur a$$ in da summer girl..... MNman......he is not usually around but he seems cool.... MadMac....just to make sure he is not somali... Leymuna-Ilxilwa.......u betta show me around in BC..... Modey.....cuz he talks too much like me....and seems like he's always in a good mood.... There r more...but thats all i can think of right now.... Salaamz
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 01:20 pm let me see. of course Honesita: she is the sweet heart of the forum. muna: I think she has a sense of humor, to make sure if she is for real. t-girl... just want to see what she looks like ninxoon....to see if he is that bad. jaylani...decent guy, but tries to be bad at times. Amina and hibo: to make them come back to earth. of course i am basing this to some of the postings that stick to my mind.
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 01:37 pm I would like to meet a few people because they earned my respect through their posting and some for the hech of it. Sagitturus: For being reasonable and down to earth, Sirrus: for being sensible most times, Honestia: For being sweet, Spike: Mr Comedy himself, Jaylania & ninxoon: mind you this brother is smart just misguided most of the time, but notheless bright young man. That is all I have not been online that long.
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:07 pm BeerDilaacshe is back again I am so disapointed that Honesita has not added my name to her list. I am going to cry like a baby guh guh guh ? oops babies don't cry like that huh !!!! well, what about this hanqaa hanqaa hanqaa For me it would be of course the one and only Honesita I guest to those of you who have seen my previous posting would now why I said
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 02:34 pm wellhere is mine POSITIVE FOLKS ninxoon: funny brother and close friend zx: make me laugh kh: the kinter specialist soul brother: funny clean jokes spike: very cool cat hounsita: to tell her she is cool if she didn't involve in every topic muna & nina: two of the few females here that i enjoy reading their posts shike abdi shrweny: very cool shike the boss: where are you man??/ NEGATIVE BITCHS mad-man: prime example of(male version of bitches) alyiah: to get her off the streets t-girl: to tell her shut the fuc*k up beloved: to find her somali man(she is 38 and still single"maybe she is ugly"  basra: to take the somali passport from her  gehtto girl: to see how bad(ugly)she is and i'm sure i missed couple of ppl....sorry
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:16 pm I'de like to meet T-girl coz she is dead funny....and the sis knows her deen. Honesita. she is also funny, smart and the sweetest person in somalinet. Another reason is coz i wanna get hold of all her tapes...arabic, somali the lot lol. Don't be greedy girl..i'll share mine with U too ninxun- coz i really wanna practice my fly-kicks!! i really wanna see how 'big' he really is! basra....she is smart n funny.. something in the poetry dark-as-night from jokes- he is a sweety. lady-jane- my girl spike- lol i like his jokes. but hey why do U say me and hibo need to come down to earth..huh.. explain yo self bro?
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 06:38 pm Honesitalooool Are you calling me a white girl? Qumayo! What makes you say i sound like white girl? looool Can you tell me,i'm all eyes.Just because i dont wear wig breads,and i dont talk like street houchie girl,doesn't mean i am whitish.Please sister,i am as Light as you can get.looooool Back to the topic -:I would absolutely love to meet Hibo.Because she is Real,unlike me,i'm like confused between Movies and ......well and Books,she knows the real Love thing,i can take my notebook out and take some notes. Also T-GIRL,she's like the best.I feel like she is a big sister who protects me from the bully ugly girls at school who harrass the cheer leaders with their ugly side way pony tails.Ughh!.loooool.Why? She is also RealGenuine and sweet sort of like 'Marrisa Tomei-girl everytime i see Marrisa i tell my girlfriends-"you know what?There's this girl called T-GIRL in the forums's who loves the movie 'only you'with downy junior.loolSomehow your obsession with that movie made me like say you kinda look like her. My last one i love to meet.Real Deal-I think i have a crush on him.I dont know what he said but he 's like the compassionate guy i ever seen.Wait.......i remember he always talks about the women and children sufffering in Somalia and reminding us how blind we are.That's a Hunk,i'd love to meet his parents.looool Also Honesita lol-Just to kick her for calling me a white girl.looool
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 07:06 pm jaylani: tries to be bad but he is the sweetiest man on earth... ninxoon: pure jokes, i would like to get a large coffe and sit with him some where just to laugh.. honosita: sweet sister i would like to meet one day
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:52 pm I Would love to meet you all. Some I would invite on a vacation with me To vergin Islands (no pun intended). Others I would lock them up in a room, turn the music loud so the neighbours don't hear their scream, go in the room with them, bring wips, electric wires, welding torch and Basbass, yes alot of Basbass. (kidding) Thanks Muna...
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| | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 09:50 pm Lets see who would it be...... I don't feel like meeting any of the perverts like JAYLANI & NINXOON coz they make me wanna hurl everytime I see their non sense splashed around on the net. I would love to meet Basra, Hibo, Honesita, Devil's Love, ICEMAN, Somali yankee.........Notice how my list only consists of GOOD PEOPLE,..........no Qabiiliste yaal people who have nothing to do but to sit all day in Marfish......U know who U R. And ofcourse the undefeated, undisputed GHETTO GIRL.....Girl where ever U R..........Come back I miss ya. Basra LOL MARISA TOMEI I like the part when he tell her he is not Damian Bradley and she kicks him of the bed...Classic scene...... But the funny thing is all my friends at uni or at work call me PHOEBE(Lisa Kudrow) I don't know why?? They say I am Goofy like that. Basra That's cool coz everytime I see an upclass British Kibirleey woman I think of you.....U know the class & the intelligence Honesita Aaahhh That's sweet....Me too girl. U sound younger than I but U have brains like a neuro-surgeon....Keep up the sweetness sis..... Amina Thanx
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 06:02 am T-GIRL ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER WHORE, BITHC TAKE YOUR ONE BREAST, UGLY FAT ASS, LONG ASS TEETH AND YOUR YEAST INFECTED PUSS*Y OFF MY FACE, BIT*CH.WHO SAID I WANT TO MEET YOUR KINTER-LESS PUSSSY IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF I WERE TO MEET I WOULD SPITE ON YOUR FACE AND DROP A DOLLAR BILL ON YOU TO WIPE YOUR SH*T WITH IT, TRICK
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 06:42 am \ :\ \ :|| :|| \\ :|(0) :/// ) ) )) )))) 00 00 : \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA : /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ \\\\\\\\\\\\\ : I'd love to meet ninxoon and cut his head off... mince it and feed it to JAYLANI and XOOGSADE... Mi amiga if there is one on this forum who is worth my time it is tuuuuuuuu Honisita... mucho gusto tu seniorita. venous dias
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 06:49 am MODY HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA CUT MY HEAD OFF, WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT 110 SKINNY MOTHERF*UCKER. U R ACTING TOUGH AND EVERYTHING BUT IF I SEE U U R PROBABLY 4 FEET TALL. HA HA GO BACK TO BED PUNK..................
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 06:53 am I'd let him decide which head thought... it would be his last wish!!! HAHAHAHAHA Most guys would try to save the head with their brain in it... i guess....... but Ninxoon doesn't have to worry too much cus he ain't got no brain in either!!! His body functions simple true cellular memory of the actions he experienced while in the WOMB... i wonder what went on around him while he was in there??? ?????
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 07:54 am Like i said there r more and i was just in a hurry last nite BeerDilaacshe....and i honestly thought u r not around anymore....sure i'de luv to meet u.....!! Basra.....lol.....i'm not the only one who thinks u're a white girl sis....but i got much luv 4 ya anyway.....and on a second thought...i dont wanna meet u....i dont want my a$$ kicked.....i dont know how to fight honestly.....!! Jaylani....well thats cool....i'de tell u to start actin' like da real gentleman u r and stop copy cattin' idiots.....its clear that u r not dump...!! Gogard....thanx sis.......u're funny u know..!! Amina.....hahahahaha....take my tapes.....believe me sis....i guard them like i guard my wallet when its full of green papa...lol.....but on a second thought.....i'de let ya 'borrow' some of them......!! Modey.....the second reason i wanna meet ya is to learn some Spanish from u.....el gusto es mio..!!lol Sirrus......i'de wanna meet him so i can tell him yo no hablo italiano....lol...!! I'de like to know what would u do with the basbaas...!! lol ShiekhCabdi Sheelaweeyn......my mom cracked up on me when i asked her what sheelaweeyn meant...and i just wanna see it in my own eyes...!! Saggitarius........he's one of da smartest on this forum....just wanna congratulate him for his up comin' aroos....make sure u have dhaanto aight.......!! Tgal.....lol.....ya eva heard age is nothin' but a #.......thanx anyway sweetie...!! HaleebNedo Maha..saxafiya SomaliYankee Anonymous sistah......u know who u r...!! Joojoole.....just to say we could be neighbors..!! Salaam
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 08:03 am I would like to F&^$k I mean meet Jay and Nix for 1 simple reason.... 1st I wanna "convert" Jay into manhood while Nix is watching us and taking notes.... After this session I believe that they'll have a new perspective and respect for the mystery of the infamous (Kinter) and oh ya! U guys can cum over the mansion to meet the GODFATHER OF KINTER Mr H Hefner. deal?
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 08:48 am OK let me see who I would meet on the net of course HONESITA, dat sistah is sweet like canjeero walaahay Nameless:-) I heard dat now he found name Jaylaani:-) damn this bro acts badly he aint dat rude Ninxoon:-) I would invite him to Timhortom and see he gotta say about somalian ladies in live TGirl:-) damn girl thanx for clarification cuz i alwayz though "T" stand Toronto..You are funny as hell.. Basra:-) dat chick sounds white walaahay Honesita you are not the only one who think a white girl..Ani xitaa...I want to see to make sure she aint white..lol Mad mac:-) wanna see his black ass...oops! I mean white ass.. And the Hall gang Kh,zigzag,zx and rest of the group.. There r more...but thats all i can think of right now....
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 08:58 am me.e dy punk, shouldn't you get you priorities straight such as: watch out for you sister 2 cousins and aunt cause the Nigerian drug trafficker around the corner from you house is pimping them for 2 pound , trick.
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 09:24 am play boy bunny 1- are you on your period , as we speak? 2- does you puss*y smells like raccoon? 3- do you have sex during your period? 4- do you have puss*y rash? 5- do you yeast infection? 6- have you been on that add about suppressing herpes? 7- do you carry the foot and mouth disease, du to you sexual episode with an ugly ass Jamaican from the UK? 8- does preparation-H sound familiar? 9- how does it feel to be on the cover of play boy (the African refugees edition)? 10- is you puss y as saggy and wrinkled as your breasts?
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 09:43 am don't u get tired of cutting and pasting your own rebuttals? what a sissy fool
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 09:47 am BREAKING NEWS……………………… WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A WORD THAT PLAYBOY BUNNY HAS JUST CHECKED IN PSYCHIATRIC WARD. AFTER INTERVIEWING LOT OF PEOPLE WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS. WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT PLAYBOY WAS DEPRESSED DUE TO THE FACT THAT HER LATEST PLAYBOY ISSUE. THE REFUGEE EDITION OF THE PLAYBOY WAS A COMPLETE FAILURE, THE ISSUE DID NOT SALE AT ALL DUE TO THE FACT: (1) SHE HAD LONG-ASS TEETH (CHARLIE THE HORSE) (2) SHE IS PITCH BLACK (THE FAMOUS SUDANESE MODEL) (3) SHE HAD 3 BUTTS IN 1 (4) SHE IS OVER WEIGHT AND OUT OF STYLE (273 POUNDS) (5) SHE HAS STRETCH MARKS ALL OVER HER BODY INCLUDING HER FACE (6) ON A GOOD-DAY SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ETHIOPIAN CRACK HEAD (7) HER P*USSY IS KINTERLESS ALL COPIES WERE RETURNED TO THE ISSUER AND MR. HUFNER WHO WAS EXTREMELY MAD AND CHARGED THE MONEY BACK TO THE MODEL WHO IS BROKE ASS. FINALLY PLAYBOY BUNNY HAD TO SELL HER BOYFRIEND “AHMED GUUSYARE” ORGANS INCLUDING HIS 3in DICK, HEART, LUNGS AND PANCREAS. THIS IS JAMAL POUTINE REPORTING LIVE FROM OUTSIDE “ ADAM HEARTLESS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL” IN SEATTLE. WA FOR KPGM AND WE WILL REPORT HER CONDITIONS AS WE GET THE UPDATES FROM DR. TUNA DRINKJUICE.
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 09:58 am ME I WANT TO MEET MY BOYS: JAYLANI, NINXOON, THE BOSS, KH, SOULBROTHER, LOOX...AND ANY GOOD BROTHER OUT THERE. AND ALSO TO ALL THE SOMALI QUEENS: GOGORD, NINA, AND ALL THE SOMALI QUEENS OUT THERE...U KNOW HOW U R... BUT I WANT TO RUN OVER SOME PUNKS INCLUDING: MAD-MAN (P*SSY) CARAMEL (H*OE) PLAYBOY BUNNY ( NEW AND UPCOMING BITCH) MY.E.DO ( THE ROCKIE THAT WILL ENDUP CHANGING HIS NAME) BEYONCE ( SHE CHANGED HER NAME TO ABADO) MADONA ( I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPEN TO HER, I GUESS SHE GOT DEPORTED) T-GIRL ( WHO LOVES JAYLANI BUT DOESN'T WANT TO ADMIT IT) ONE LUV..................
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 10:09 am I'm glad to see that all of you guys support each other after all...LOL!
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:11 am PLAY BOY BUNNY HOW ABOUT THIS: (THE STARVING REFUGEE EDITION) ( AFRICAN PLUS SIZED WOMEN EDITION) ( UGLY EAST AFRICAN GIRLS EDITION) ( CLIT-LESS GIRLS EDITION) ( AFRICAN GIRLS WITH HERPES EDITON) DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR????
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:17 am can we just get along, comrades? how could ppl be enraged everytime they sit infront of the monitor, and write crab,and insult each other? back to the topic, looooool for honesita, you are one of my favourite ppl, in somalinet xalaaweh. also homer, the great philosopher, saggitarius,liberal thinker, and ukman. also muna , lady khaliifa . peace folks
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 01:17 pm Thanx; Muna, Honesita, and Sheikh Cabdi. Also; Mad Mac, Alipapa, Basra, Hibo, SomaliCream, Miskin, Duregal and all the people in the career section. Also, it could be that I am forgeting some very nice people like the boss and others. I would gladly want to meet with you all at my wedding on August 4th in NY. So you might consider this as an invitation and a good chance to get together! I mean it, I will further post some more timely details.
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 01:41 pm Ok just to list a few! 1)T-Girl she seems like a down to earth person 2)Hibo I like her stories lol 3)Basra No offence but you do sound like a white girl 4)SomaliCream because she seems like the type of person I could get along with. 5)Somali Yankee has a great sense of humor 6)Ninxoon aka Jaylani- To see how ugly he/she is!lol Brief Bio On Ninxoon aka Jaylani Have you ever been in a situation where you found yourself useless, unwanted or even stupid? We've all had our share of UP's And down's in life eventually we overcome them. My dear friend ninxoon has faced more challenging obstacles perhaps even more then some of us have. Aside from being dyslexic,unemployed, lonely,lifeless,ugly,worthless,and diagnosed with mad cow disease. Deep down inside ninxoon is a real person with real feelings. Though at times he might be irrtating, irrational, ignorant, and chauvinistic he is only expressing his surpressed anger the best way he knows how to. At the age of 13 ninxoon discovered he was a wacel and that his real father (Dahir Daba Taag) left his mother (Sadiyo Shalango) as soon as he became aware of her pregnancy. Therefore, you could see where ninxoon is coming from. He has never really had a role model except for his mother Sadiyo who works as a jaad/dirac pusher. The whole family has issues! For example: Sadiyo is on shab,Dahir is on Jaad, and Ninxoon is on phonics!
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 01:56 pm THIS GHETTO GIRL'S UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY: 1-as a child her family couldn’t afford to take her to the hospital To be circumiscised .So they hire an old blind man who does it by Trade. The thing is instead of him stitching up her ••••• he mistakenly Stitched her ass, and now she shits form her mouth as suppose to her Ass. That explains her filthy mouth. 2-as a child back in Mogadishu she was molested by an Indonesian Diplomat who subsequently arrested tried and found guilty however, When the honorable judge Gulaid Abdul star was trying to sentence him to 25-life. The Indonesian diplomat begged the judge to at least take a look At her. so the judge reluctantly comply and order hater girl to come to the court When the judge saw her, he was like damn son, and then he turned to the young diplomat And said son I wouldn’t even give you 2 days for this ugly ass •••. 3-as a teenager hater girl became a groupie to who’s who of entertainment from sulva to hassan Adam smatar .she even bragged about screwing ahmed and cantar Najii at the same “galiin” .But the occasion that have risen here status as a groupie To startnum was when she proclaim to have given Hadrawii his first blow job ever And you need to keep an eye on the fact that blowjob was unheard of back in The days .Even Hadarawii appreciate it and eventually wrote a song about it Title:MY FIRST MADAX……….. 4-Her pubic hair is like the Amazon jungle where you could find from every day Animals such as dogs and monkeys to exciting ones such as the koala and the Cambodian cat. Not to mention the extinct mammals like the mammoth roam her So called pubic hair. 5- Her ••••• is contaminated with toxic waste. That the center for disease control in Atlanta had to be called in by her friendly Mongolian neighbor when he noticed that His plants and 2 of his pet dogs were either dying or on their way to slow and painful Death that after they had been exposed to her filthy •••••. 6-Her ass is like three butts in one.And that’s why apparently she hates g-strings she even went one step further by trying to assassinate Sisco when he wa in Toronto cause he sang the famous thong song. 7-She apply for student loan not to study of course but she applied for it so she could participate in HAGBAAD you know what I’m talking about then as soon as she got her 15.000$ she took the money and went stright to khadija cassy , any ways when her trun came to get the money khadija cassy is no where to be found. The poor girl was left with no money no education and debt to the federal government.BY THE WAY DON'T MISS THIS WEEK'S AMERICA'S MOST WANTED WHERE:KHADIJA CASSY IS FEATURED. 8- as you all know by know she suffers from POST KACSII SYNDROME which Scientist from east Vietnam University found there is a link between the disease and ••••• Rash, fungus in the ass, cancer stroke and last but not least sudden death.
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 01:57 pm saggitarius, congratulations bro. i would seriously love to come man. iam waiting for an invitation!. it would be very strange thing ,to completely go to the wedding of a cyber friend ,but an interesting one nevertheless. my best wishes,and Allah's blessings bro peace man
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 02:38 pm Dear Mr saggitarius, Having recently learned of your marriage, I wanted to write to say how pleaseed I was. I wishing you very possible happiness. Pleas give my Congratulation to your wife. As my buddy said " it would be very strange thing ,to completely go to the wedding of a cyber friend".But hey I am looking forward to meeting you to offering both of you my very best wishes in person...in one condition:-) make sure u have dhaanto aight...Me and Honesita will do Da DHAANTADA....lol.. Nuff respect from T.O. Gaajo
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 03:28 pm hmmmmmmm let me guess.................. wanna meet.........mad mac....just to see how white he is since he claims to be white!!!!!!!he is brother that never mentions qabiil stuff,like dat though. mad man.........just how mad he is,lol somali yankee is my #priority....he is wise and smart. ninxoon AKA jaylaani......i just wanna see the brainless creature that think i am GHETTOGIRL,when i aint,just wanna see how ugly he is with that wooden crooked yellow teeth,hehehe. jamiila and muslima sista.......damn this two galz got something i might call super power yo jamila where are you both of you coooooome baaaack,lol piccaso.........just wanna see how well he can draw.... waryaa long time no see though. devil's love.........the romeo of the net just wanna see how romantic u r,lol,not HEBEL....aka hercules,well he is for me,lol.........man where did he go the only person that makes me laugh.i just want to make sure if that pic. u put in the net b4 really matches you,lol coooome baaaack we miss you,not,lol mysterious girl......my next door neighbor told me that u r beautiful well are u?i got a cute brotha too whink whink peace out
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 03:41 pm loooooooooooooooooooool@Dirac Pusher ghettogirl is finally back! and made her return wit a bang!
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 04:03 pm hater girl take your kinter less contaminated crack head puss*y out of here , lile trick you ain't making no fuking sense.
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| | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:20 pm These are the folks i would like to meet>>> <Honesita>.....4sure this sista has turned alot of attention in this forum and she is as sweet as she sounds in real life as well ;- ! Much luv+Respect to u! <T-Girl>..... Damn, what can i say... as funny as hell, just wanna find out whether she has her own stand-up comedy somewhere!! <Saggitarius>..... much respect to this fellah! Wishing u all da best bro in ur oncoming wedding! <Hater-Girl>.... jut to prove to her dat i ain't mad at all!.. ofcourse tell her stop hatting too much cuz its bad 4 ya health! <Ninxoon>.... lol.. nigga sounds desperate 4 a female, i wouldnt' mind fixing him up with a real "koochie"  He needs to taste some real sh*t, to learn the difference between homo- and heterosexuality! <Jaylani>..... another rookie at rise! i will take u to da space needle and show u around since u claim to be from seattle! Sure, i won't mind if u bring ur big-brother Ninxoon with u.... just inform him ahead of time to restrain himself that day from his faggish acts! <Duh! >... i dont see him/her thez dayz.... this individual makes no sense at all...yet cracks me up! loooks like 'it' disappeared from da face of da forum! 4got to mention these foolz as well>>>> Zx(ninxoon under a different alias), Zig-Zag, JB, and Blackrap! 4 no reason...would like to see how 'cool' theyr.. cuz they pretend to be, with the exception of Blackrap(black wanna-be)! Mad-Man!
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 07:00 am 1- jaylani: bro, when I grow older I just want to be like you. Thanks a lot, man. 2- zx: funny and creative at the same time. 3- kh: you crack me up all the time. 4- soul brother: god damn sh*t,funny as hell 5- loox2/4: we miss you bro, come back 6- ninxoon supporter: thanks a lot for you help in the struggle. 7- the boss: mafia thanks for the protection. 8- lonely heart: to kiss her in the cheeks and salute her perseverance,much love sister. 10-sister gogard:to thank her for changing her opinion. 11-T-girl: to tell that I have never liked her saggy breast from the get go, the bitch is annoying.bitc_h having sex during your period is unhealthy.. 12- Carmel: to tell her she is the epidomy of a true ugly ass pigeon. When I see her I would spit on her face. 13-Ghetto girl and her ulter-ego hater girl: to tell as long as I breath she will never again disrespect a hard working somlai man, never. also I want to meet her to say how hideous she is (fat dark and ugly) 14- cibado: to tell her that Boynce as a name is not suitable for her ,since she is fat and ugly as ever. 15-jamiila: to tell her that she is nothing but hypocrite disgusted double faced bitc_h with filthy kinter less puss_y. 16- play boy monkey: to ask her how does it feel to be on the cover of play boy as play mate the refugee edition. Hana; to tell her to get off the glass pipe and go and enroll for E.S.L CLASSES B4 SHE FUC_KS with West Africans and Jamaicans. 17- beloved: to tell her that real somali men don't go down on women. 18-Hala: to ask her how does it feel to be the first Saudi born somali ho_e in Windsor, Ontario?? 19-Basra: to tell her that jenny Craig is around the corner from her house, she should consider it, cause as sure as hell the bitc_h has ballooned to 450 pounds. 20-My.e od: to ask him how the hell is he gonna beat me with 110 pounds jaad ravaged body of his, I wonder if he might consider his long ass teeth as potential weapon:  21-Mad Man: to tell him that he is the male version of a whore, and ask him how does it feel no being able to hold his feces??and one one more thing how is he gonna hook me up wit koochie when is he the one who spends ssturdays night home alone jerking off on those show time late movies .........
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 07:25 am i want to meet ninxoon. to hug him and tell him it's ok to be gay and guide him to the gay club so that he meets his soulkmate.loooool
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 07:27 am i meant the small letter ninxoon. the capital letters NINXOON already knows he is gay,and he is an old queen.lol
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 07:38 am lololo ninxoon I c you still in the middle of jihad you crack me up everytime I c your postings, bro...
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 07:49 am i would meet; <mad mac>....to thank him for what he done for Somali.... <ninxoon>...to thank him for his daily jokes... <honsita>....to c how sweet she really is...... <T-girl>.....to tell her that she is a bit^ch... <basra>....to let her know ,that I enjoy her writings......... <satarigus> <sirus> ...they make a lot of sense most of the time.
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 10:21 am HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA JEALOUSy IS A CURSE, to the ignorant called ninxoon(maybe if u r wondering to spell ninxun,well try again m'f#@KA cuz that's not how u spell it)low I.Q with no education at all,how sad anywayz since u two favourite words are quote"contaminated less kinter and Jenny craig"ok let me brek it down for you kiddo it seems to me u know more about kinter i am wondering if u have one and that jenny craig u called every girl in this room being FaT,hmmmmmmm let me think maybe u r so paronoid about yarself being an OBESSE and that's why that word snaps outta yar freaking mouth , now who is that fat one<.........................  there is nothing more sadder than a man maybe gay 99%accurate,hahahaha , disrespecting his mum's gender,how sad,now go and lock yarself in a room. why can't you be \these somali kings like........somali yankee mad man sagistarius ice man somali psycho even modey is better than you or duh man u know what u can do now,u can do me a favour and for everyone,go and JUMP OFF a cliff and see what happens maybe u can thank me later,hahaha fool. mad man typical somali again saying that i hate too much,for the last time i don't hate i replace my hate with LOVE maybe not for some people though !!!!!pleezebaleeveit,lol
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 10:33 am lile bio about hater girl enjoy it: 1.She lost her virginity when she was ten years old bye the guy who use to deliver coal (dhuxool) to her house 2.When she was in grade six she had her first double penetration courtesy of principal and the gym teacher] 3.At the tender age of eleven she experienced her first oral sex done to her by pet hamster next door 4.When she was thirteen she use to flash her banana looking breast to unsuspected on lookers 5.By the she was in junior high she had done the whole football and basketball team for the sake of fitting in with the crowd. 6.On her fifteen birthday she enjoyed her full facial from her own uncle.. 7.She has done the mail man the Indian guy at local 7elleven the Vietnamese janitor at her building and pet dog named Billy that belongs to the senior citizen next door.
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 11:24 am ninfaggot are u sure u aint talking about yar sis damn fool where were you when she was doing all that,like i said before'99%'gay well make that 100% fool
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 12:09 pm hater girl as sure as hell I was talking about your ugly dark ass, bitc*h...any more Q's???
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 01:19 pm I have been reading what NINXOON POSTED....AND I ASKED MYSELF....IS THIS THE WORDS OF A FAGGOT? THEN I READ OTHERS SAYING HE IS GAY. NINXOON.....are you really gay? you dont sound like HOMO ERECTUS{REAL MAN}.YOU SOUND LIKE HOMO SAPIEN{GAY}. NO OFENSE MEANT. SINCE IAM HERE...LET ME MENTION MY FAVOURATES JAMIILLA,NEWS FLASH,REALITY CHECK,IDIL, HANNA,HONSITA....AND THE LIST GOES ON AND ON... AND EVERY FEMALE IN THE NET.I DONT COME HEAR TOO OFTEN...SO I DONT REALLY KNOW WHO IS WHO.
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 02:31 pm aladin adi dameer maa ku waseyna,,walaahi guy dameer oo dheer inaas kugu jiro aaa loo maleeyee..horta damerka siduu u cabaadaa,,? waaba iloowey ka soco..mida kale,,,ma dhuustaa,,hadii oo dhuuso ee ku qabatona somalinet aa la soo aadee haye? axmaq bilaa axmaq,,,bastar bastar ah yaa qiyaaneesaa/ nacala abuug kulahaa somalinet personality ,,,,dadka dabo dabo u fakaraa aa tahay? yaa personality u tahayna,,nacalabauug,,Go hollywood walaahi futada aa far lagaa soo galinaa? aamus dabaal yahow iska weenaadey.. hadii kale futada aan far kaaga rakibaa
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 03:59 pm DICK YOU ASKED IF I WAS A GAY , MY ANSWER IS THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY 2 FIND OUT! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ANOTHER........
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 05:19 pm NINXOON DO YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE ADMITTED TO BEING GAY.I KNEW IT.IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE,AN INITIAL ADMISSION,NO CONTESSION OR DENIAL,A CONSESSUS.DAMN YOU FAG.
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 06:05 pm Ninxoon: Haha very funny. FYI I'm not in Windsor but I'm that far from it either.
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 06:19 pm Correction: I'm not from Windsor but I'm not that far from it either.
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| | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 11:27 pm Salamacaleykum!! Wiligey saan ma u qoslin aan u maleynaa saan maanta u qosley, walahi dadyohow waa iga qosliseen. Thanks to u all.....kuligiin waa kala darantihiin... Ukman is the wan I would like to meet in person, iyo wixii kale oo waxkaxdooda isticmaala oo dadka walaalahoodna wax u faa iideeya... salaamacaleykum
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 12:18 am The Main reason My wife Jaylani and i keep on being so rude and disrespectfull to the sisters is that we want recognition in this community to exist as a couple as husband&Hoesband if we can't achieve this then we will have to continue our effort to destroy the peace of this forum and never allow any of you to have any decent convesations. That is our promise to you jealous females who can't accept two of th best looking males in the community findind Love in each other, leaving you with the ugly punch to choose from. 1.Somali females have no shape 2.Don't allow anal 3.They can't blow 4.They too fat 5.They dress soo f*cking sh*t in something that looks like pyjamas 6.They don't appreciate a nice candle lite meal out and walk and long lingering kiss at niagra falls 7.They are in complete since cleopra has been cropped. They have nothing to offer so they should just stop trying to seal what we have. These the ones who are trying to take our relationship apart: SWEET-SIS, Gheto-girl, T-girl, Muna, Sagal, MuslimaH, Hater-giRl and many more... you know you all want a piece of action... dream on
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 12:30 am To ALL Well, away from the theoretical and on to the practical, I intend to be in DC in the July time frame. There is a little Somali restaraunt in the basement of an apartment complex (I don't remember the name, but I'll get the details) in Alexandria. It's just a whole in the wall, but they serve a damn good chicken and rice and have a nice, politically charged atmosphere. I like it there. I will post the date that I'll be there and anyone in the area with some time on his hands is welcome to come and meet MAD MAC in person (It's kind of a recruiting drive: I am looking for folks who want to come with moi and live in Jasira for a while - details forthcoming). Also anyone who wants to confirm my whiteness will have the opportunity. Til then comrades.
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 09:14 am MAD MAC....... I wanna meet you actually......U can tell me all about your War stories
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 10:10 am I would luv to meet these peepz in real live to see what they are made of: Honesita: This sister might be young but she is winnin to many hurtz. Always on da positive side. T-Girl: I like her strong views on some issues. One thing that makes her unique is da fact that she states her views regardless. Spike: For da fine jokez Ninxoon: Some peepz might have beefs with this brother, but da whole point of these forumz is for us to state our opinions regardless of our differing views Muna: Very positive...Da damn thing is though, most positive sisterz like ,Muna, don't end up with positive brotherz. Those are da peepz that I can think of at the moment. I am new to these forumz and I am startin to differentiate da foes from da friendz so don't blame me if I didn't include my list some peepz that u think I should have been included..... Respectz SweetNatured
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 10:46 am Here is my list Sagittarius & Sirus: - both very intellectual people that you can have a decent open minded conversation with. Ghetto girl, Basra, T girl, Honesita, Amina, and Muna - The type of sister i can get along with as they all are capable of having an open minded conversation with a mix of comedy reality and intellect. Mad man: - He always seem to make me laugh Mad Mac: - so I can learn a bit more about history. P.S. Sagittarius thanks for the wedding invite, and many congratulations to you and your future wife, but as I live in the UK distance can be a problem.
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 11:02 am waw, Honesita got the vote. I thought I was the only one who likes her, but it seems like she is on the top list for everyone. T-girl is very popular too, that shows how ppl like goofy girls..and i mean goofy nice. ninxoon is up there. some ppl love him some can't stand him...very complicated man.. Sweetnatured.. i thought u were a fake when u were asking for a name, but after i read your postings, u r one cool cat..sorry man for the wrong impression i took from u. jaylani.. looks like the girls like him, r u a smooth taker man.. Sorry amina and hibo, but when i read your postings , i got the feeling that .. you are aa that, and know about it.. i do't know , u just intimidate me. sheikh shelawayne...he is on my bad side..i just did not like some postings he had about marrying a 13 yrs old or something like that.but i could be wrong, mixing him up with someone els. hay we all feel like judgemental sometimes.. And there are alot of guys/gals that are up there,eventhough i am not very familiar with them
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 11:13 am Spike; No problem brother if u had da wrong idea about me and my earlier intentions...It is all good..As a rookie u have to take da necessary stepz to prove your point and that is exactly what I am tryin to do rite here..... T-Girl; Did u say dat you wanted Mad Mac to tell u some bed stories? Damn, I thought that task was only for me... Respectz SweetNatured
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 11:16 am spike, lolol...smooth talker...me i don't think so and i thought every one (specially ladies) hated me....and i don't care i respect alot of ppl here in somalinet..and i guess some ppl just returning that respect
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 11:32 am loooooool@SweetNatured....scroll up again brotha....she said History.....get ur perverted mind outa here....!! Before t-gal puts u back in da shoe box u came out of.....!! I'm just jokin' sweetie...!! And u know what....t-gal did a good job choosin' u a name....cuz it seems like it fits pretty well...!!! Gaajo.......lol....canjeero or canjeelo...!!???? Manaxe........even though u make me go like eeeeeeeeeeew but i still wanna meet ya....but i wouldnt wanna be around ya too much.....nacalaa sheeydaanka ku yaal....!!! Dick.......hmmm...just to check out the third hand u used to pick the third tank filled with water with......lol.......*joking*...!! Spike.......my sweet brotha....we have to agree to dis-agree......if Sheelaweeyn is ok with merrying a 13 year old......it dont mean that he automatically bad......!! Do u have gaalo friends.....do u believe in what they believe...!! I'm hopin' naaah as an answer...!! Salaam
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 11:58 am Honesita .. gaalo and me, no way. i mean i work with them and might play ball with them on the weekend,but i pray five times aday to get away from them and influenced by them.when you deal with gaalo five days a week and even some weekends, u r bound to take some of their characters, like calling myself,by my last name and even might give my kidds my last name, instead of our traditional way, but i am well aware of who i am and where i came from. so do not worry. I am muslim first, somali second. i just do not believe anybody getting married before their 18th birthday. i think marriage is a big deal and you have to really know what you getting into, before u just say qabaltu. so to answer your q. haaah
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 12:08 pm HAAAAH AAA....say that again......lol.....i get u bro...but i dont agree with ya......i think its ok to get married b4 18.....i would've done it....but hooyo would've killed me....!! Salaam
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 12:12 pm so did you pass your 18th. lol
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 12:33 pm Spike; I don't mean to be rude, but u seem u been there..I mean, all of us da rookiez in this case that is including sistah Honesita don't know if actually "Qabilta" is da thing to say durin' dat scary but essential process of Nikaax. I don't know about Honesita..Let us see what she says.....
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 12:33 pm Spike.....lol.....what do u think...!!
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:11 pm SweetNatured. what u want ..I do...hay i am wadaad man, i know the nikaah and qabalta and all that stuff,i am a rookie but informed, 'cause i am thinking about that scary thing lately Honesita . I am hoping yaaaah.
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:45 pm Brother Spike; I was playin with ya..I know what Qabilta is all about and I know I am gonna say it soon as well..One of my couzins who almost born here and neva had a da previlages we have, like the culture and religion, was havin a nikaax. U know how sheekhs say things in Arabic..Da guy didn't get what da Sheekh was sayin and his Somali aint dat either...So in a very loud voice, he said how much is da Nikaax in English? Walaahi everyone was laughin at him like crazy...I feel sorry for dude cuz he was just a rookie....He was scared and paranoid about da whole thing..Thanks Alaah he didn't have a heart attack or something...He thought all da peepz were there to get him or somethig in dat nature..And da other thing is da whole thing was caught on tape....So brother, no matter how well prepared u feel u are, expect da unexpected cuz da name alone soundz scary to me.... Respectz SweetNatured
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:44 pm Here are few people that really amazed me, that I would love to meet in person... 1)Durgal Quote --" It is not a taboo. people make mistakes, but only great people recognizetheir mistakes before it is too late. " 2)Ninxoon --(although I don't like your view of the sisters.) and your lack of ethicate, your are outspoken and well represented. 3)Honesita --So sweet, with clear mind and clear soul. Too muchaa spaniolaa thoughaa 4)Muna --The most realistic girl I have ever met. Every body should read her poem. Wish most girls were like her. 5)T-girl --smart an fiesty, will destroy Ninxoon if nessary. 6)Sagitarious --True zodiac, a man worth his name. Congrates on your wedding. 7)Abdiqani --Realism didn't miss this man, has talent to provoke and expertise to calm girls down. 8)Jelani -- I can't tell the difference between you and Ninxoon. Sometimes I think you are one an the same. 9)Ghetto-girl --True feminist, better not say anything about girls infront of her. 10)Spike --Bro/Sis? all I know is you like sabayaad and maybe honesita. 11)Basro --How could I forget, always teaching girls the fine art of how to be white. How to cook up a fiest, how to run away from prespective groom. 12)SomaliCream -- A smart woman, defensive about female rights. 13)Lady Khadifa --Anybody needs a lawyer, you need to call this "woman" I mean counsellor. 14)Lady Anab --Another fiesty lawyer, but missing for along time now. She needs to take it easy on Sirrus.
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:55 pm sirrus: FYI---->WE ARE TWO DIFFRENE BROTHERS...WITH THE SAME IDEAS AND BELIVES I HOPE THAT ANSREWED YOUR QUESTION REGARDING ME AND MR.NINXOON
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 03:04 pm were different !ok stop accusing us of being the same!
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 03:11 pm Sirrus...thanks bro...the feeling is mutual. Your are one of the people I really enjoying reading posting from.... To SweatNatured: Thanks for your comments, trust me positive sisters do get positive Somali man...and I am truely bleased to have a great Somali brother in my life who inspired me to write the poem to salute somali men....you just have to be smart on how you pick the people you want to attract into your life...first step is have confidence and think positive...you will never lose. Sagittarius: Congratulations brother on your upcoming wedding and I wish you the best.
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 03:15 pm Nigaax The groom is seated next to 4-6 elder men, who seem they can buy and sell you with their sharp thungs, he seems nervous as hell, he looks around for support, then they call his shaken eyes, open the book, begin to write in Arabic, then he is asked to repeat, words to this effect. Qabilta, Adaxnuu Alphaa dollari Amiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin Then less than a minute you hear the woman in the background audilating, alluulluuluululluuluuluullaaaiihhh Then all the Fat, skinny, old and young men try to secure a seat at the great circle of Rice and Hillib Arii. Then the jokes beging, as to keep some busy while the talented ones clear the dish of all rice and meat. Then all the males head home, they cab driving jobs, or to the nearest Coffe Shop. The ladies night beging, complete with make overs at the near by somali Salons, Gold that could support the national budget of somalia, and cloths that Hugue Hefner would give his left eye to have them in his Playboy shoot. That is my perception of Nigaaxx
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 04:48 pm my list would be....T-girl...Hibo..Devil's love Muslima...honest sista....Ghetto gal...and of coarse Hater-girl...gal you are specail...all these guys are interesting and down to earth..and more importantly very real....much luv guys and thankx.......peace
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 06:38 pm Dear fellas, I overjoyingly felt your endearing wishes and congrats. Thanx a bunch.. As the lord is my witness I didn't intend to ruin this page by being too sentimental about my wedding or personal life, but I thought I should organize the first Somalinet get togather! Anyhow I will still work on it. Thanx Sirrus much respect too. Gaajo and Honnesita, I will love to play the Da Dhaantada if you provide me with the CDs. There are so many people that I am really very proud of, much love to you all my people.
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 07:09 pm NOBODY....I AINT GOT NO TIME FOR LOSERS
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:37 am Sweet Natured Wow........I didn't mention a bed.......Besides I sleep on the couch what with being homeless and all......LOL....I would really love to meet you though.....Always nice to know people that makes sense. Hey and don't worry that is your "TASK"... HONESITA LOL....U never cease to amaze moi Imagine if we all met in JFK airport...Like a somalinet Reunion.....Hmmmmm I would actally throw Jaylani & Ninxoon from the plane....What an idea
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:39 am its gotta be GHETTOGIRL(wat can i say she has the status of a queen) T-GIRL(same goes to u sister) HONESITA (coz ur so sweet) DURGAL (his a natural born leader and somalia needs more ppl like him) SOMALI YANKEE(u seem inetresting and also could make a great contribution to the somali nation) SOMALILANDER(looks like we could have lots of fun since u seem fun loving, but bro u need to change ur views of women, we arnt play toys) NINXOON(i must say i agree with his view of eliminating cheap girls, but to also tell u u need to have the same views of brothers who do the same sort of thing, and oh yeah, u gotta change ur style bro, ur funny (incredibly funny, my best friend is in luv with ur style walaahi), but damn nasty) BASRA(to ask where do u get all ur stuff from girl, damn if their original, ur imagination has got to be the best ive seen)
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 04:03 am Salam All My list of "would like to meet": 1)TLG 2)formerguest 3)mad mac 4)Honesita 5)SomaliYan 6)and many others except no offence but the Nixxon character i think it would be a waste of my time but if he changes then he roles back on my list. I haven't been on the forums/chat in a while, i come back and new ppl are here, lol my nick gets stolen but no hard feelings i got a new one . So inshallah i'm looking forward in reading and catchin' up with my cyber life. If i have offended any1 please forgive me and anything good i have said is from Allah(swt) and anything bad is from me. Your sister in Faith ServantOfAllah Salam All
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 04:34 am 'Sup Y'LL ... can y'll stop nominating each other...and nominate moi?.. cuz i'm new 2 this place, and would luv to di$$ nin xoon'Z ass, and turn him into a nin-fican who'll cook and clean 4 me, shopp 4 me hoover my house inside out, do my hair finish his money finish his car petrol make sure he stays at home and looks after the children ...man i'll luv 2 kill ur stupid ass jokes f*cking low life 2-doller scrub wait,, did i say 2 dolla? hell no!......i mean 2 cent lil mother-•••••• stop hating on the sisters and give them a break cuz now that "Mi$$_Gucci_$$" has arrived, nigga u best bow down and lick my shoes then i'll pay ur 0.1p u was tripping about earlier! holla back ya heard me!!!!!!!!!
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:39 am I vote for haterGirl(tell the truth sis cos the truth is not an offense). T-Girl( once she said "Min sharah nafso whowa sharif" Hebel(overdose of the word freak) Honesista(can write with great details,make sense as well) Jaylani and Ninxoon are replacing Hebel if you know what I mean. T-Girl you still hate Hebel???
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 06:00 am I really really wanna meet DICK Do I have to say why now?
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 06:45 am LOL@T-Girl, Damn I didn't know u sleep on da couch...But u know what, as da world changes by da minute, there is a new style of story tellin' and it is called Couch Stories...If u let me sit with u on da couch, I will be more than happy to prove da mad skillz I got in this field.... Muna; Couldn't be happier for u dat u got a man dat understandz u and vice versa. Ya betta hold on to him cuz, as u girlz say these dayz, good men are hard to fine...I am not sure about dat though..I also have seen too many well-matched couples livin' da life to da fullest. I have seen too many mismatched and incompatible relationships that subsequently have gone stray...So, to keep it short, everything dependz on da two individualz to straighten thingz out before it is too late to do so.... Sagittarius; Brother I am wishin u all da best in ur new life...As Gaajo and Honesita put it, it would have been nice if Dhaanto was played..Eventhough I had a bad experience about it one time...This is how it happened, I was at this weddin and all the sudden they started playin' Dhaanto..I hit on da stage to see if I get what it takez to be Dhaanto-Dancer...Ya, I was pulled out of da stage as I wasn't in the same rhythm with da rest of da dancerz....Again, dat was caugh on tape too...But hey, at least I tried... Respectz SweetNatured
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 07:28 am Honesita, inti bakhiilah wala eeh?... I'll give them back hon. I promise. yeah i also need to practice my arabic i met this arabic speaking hunk the other day.. huwa say assukar lol (don't laugh at me..i am trying aight). Spike. People always tell me that i am big headed. I never had it sugar coated in such a way . I know I ain't all that (but then again. haha). In the real world, I am just a crazy person with waaay too much to say. Hope that doesn't intimidate U more hahahaha. Anyways, i would love to meet U coz i just love a laugh hey, U guys need to sort out the wedding. I am bored outa me brains, need a party quick. I would also love to meet Durgal- to get some of his wisedom..it is 'catchin' right?. Anas 'the man' from jokes Iwould love to have met.. but he diasappeared peace n love
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:22 pm Hi, T-Girl I feel The same way Abaayo, You"re Da Girl, Lately I don't post anything here I am more observer, since Those moran showed up The forum Ninxoon and jeylaani They really spoiled The fun and great discussion we used To had here T-Girl much luv and respect To you, Later
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:27 pm Hi, T-Girl I feel The same way Abaayo, You"re Da Girl, Lately I don't post anything here I am more observer, since Those moran showed up The forum Ninxoon and jeylaani They really spoiled The fun and great discussion we used To had here T-Girl much luv and respect To you, Later
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:57 pm Well....I guess I don't need to mention... my list...as u all know..who u r...but certainly... I will add one...very real..person...SAGITTARIUS: Congrats my bro...u really truely rock....No one could match ur sensibility in this net....not even Basra... I know she is grinning by now.
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:55 pm MUSLIMASITA THANK YOU MY LADY,YOUR ADVICE IS WELL TAKEN, SAY HI TO YOUR BEST FRIEND FOR ME, WILL YOU? T- GIRLS BITHC, i THOUGH THAT :BRITISH AIRWAYS HAVE BANNED YOU FROM FLYING WITH THEM, SINCE YOU HAVE BALLOONED TO 650 POUNDS, THEY FIGURED YOU ARE TOO HAZARDOUS FOR OTHER PASSENGERS!!!UGLY ASS BITHC ICE-MAN. SOMALI PSYCHO THESE BITHCES ARE NOT GONNA GIVE YOU GUYS A KOOCHIE , SO SAVE THE DARAM, PUNKS MISS GUCCI BITHC, TAKE THAT HIBERNATED GRIZZLY BEAR OUT OF YOU PUSS-Y , TRICK THE WINTER IS OVER
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 02:06 pm PLAY BOY MONKEY THIS FIRST SOMALI GIRLS ON THE COVER OF THE PLAY BOY THE REFUGEE EIDITION, PUK.....WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO OFFER BESIDES A KINTER-LESS MUTILATED CONTAMINATED WITH FILTH PUSS-Y !!!!! BITHC , GET YOU PANTIES BACK ON FATUMO, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND! , NOE MOTHA FUCKA IN HIS RIGHT MIND WANT TO SEE THAT HIDEOUS SIGHT
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 02:13 pm ICE-MAN Holy Guakemoley......Where U been bro? I was gonna send a search engine after ya. I even took the trouble of asking JEEVES where U was......LOL....... So U having a great Easter......? SweetNatured Ha ha Couch Stories....U can be my shrink anytime.....U'll be amazed coz I'll entertain the living daylights out of ya........No pun intended JEYLANI LOL...........Let me know when U find the rest of your brain cells?Im sure U'll need them in the summer PEACE
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:26 pm NINXOON I GET THE MESSAGE. TRUST ME I DONT WANNA 2 FIND OUT.I KNOW ENOUGH NOW. HONESITA DONT WORRY....The third hand is protected by Allah's mighty sword day in day out. MAD MAC LONG TIME NO SEE...I remember in our last debate you were swearing and sweating like hell.just joking! dont go to jezira yet...the place is still rough.We dont wanna feel guilty when you get kidnapped.
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:37 pm lol@Amina......ana bakhiila wi nus cala sharaayti xabiibti....!! Please dont tell me xakeeti carabi macal hunk illi inti shuftii....cuz i'm sure xayidxak caleeki.....law inti xaaltik as'wa minni ana.......! I saw this guy who spoke arabic once where i work....he was applyin' and all that...we talked for a little bit then he said....xanshuufik.....i wanted to say insha allah...i said 'mush aadra astana'.....lol.....he was like 'what'........walaahi i was wishin' il ard tiftax wi tiblacni...!! What do u say we practice together girl.....email me sometimes... yasmina82@hotmail.com.... SweetNatured.....did u ask if i would be scared of sayin' qabiltu.......subxan allah....of course i would be........its like throwing ur freedom away....!! A very close friend of mine got married last week......i went to see her the day b4 the nikaax....walaahi i couldnt believe it was her......she was shakin'....and so unlike her...quiet...when u look at her....its like she's wishin' to stop the whole thing......and then when she come to the actual wedding party at nite....she was lookin' so beautiful and very nervous.......wedding nite is supposed to be ur happiest nite.....but believe me....i've seen many of my friends get married and most of them were so nervous, cried and messed up thier make up...!!! It aint an easy task brotha...!! Spike....yaaaaaaaaaaaaah...!!lol@ur wadaad......some how i can never believe that...!!lol Sagittarius.......lol.....brotha i dont have any Dhaanto CD's....i wish i did.....but u can go to any local somali studio and ask for the song...allah dhaantado dhimatayee dhulkay ku dhacadayee...pls dhaantada dhulka ka qaada...!! MuslimSistah & ServentofAllah.........thanx sis.... Somali-Psycho.....u among my list too walaalo...thanx...!! Salaam
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:47 pm NINXOON I GET THE MESSAGE. TRUST ME I DONT WANNA 2 FIND OUT.I KNOW ENOUGH NOW. HONESITA DONT WORRY....The third hand is protected by Allah's mighty sword day in day out. MAD MAC LONG TIME NO SEE...I remember in our last debate you were swearing and sweating like hell.just joking! dont go to jezira yet...the place is still rough.We dont wanna feel guilty when you get kidnapped.
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 04:54 pm to dick get the fuc-k out , then puns ass motha fucka.... t-girls bitc-h take your lile tore up crackhead ass out of my face, you need a bit-ch slap right about now.....
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 09:11 am ninxun, I would like to say that I'm addicted to your style of writing, you are truly talented and blessed. Where do you come up with these jokes, stories and weird questions??? this is beyond my comprehension ...I want you to know that I'm your# 1 fan..one more thing though please take it easy on the sisters....
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 12:15 pm Honesita, tadxakii calayah ya bint?? i am trying sistah, what do U expect 11 years and no arabic. la' maa makalimt macaahu bil carabi, i didn,t wanna put him of, ya know lol. lol@mush aadrah astani, akiid alb walad dag. he must have thought that he was in there wit ya. if i did dat waan carari lahaa. walah ana mush carfah ida inti latiifah aw majnoonah.. i can't decide which suites ya best. Yeah, we'll definatley practice together sister. Trust me, we both need it. Though i was actually hoping that U may be better me. laakin macal asef il carabi bitaacik tacbaan lol and mine is 20 times worse. i'll drop U a line sometime peace n love sistah
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 12:56 pm well if i had to meet someone. it will be 1. Jaylina 2. ZX 3. NINXOON They are funny guys and if i had to choose someone to see it will be these three guys they are cool.
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 01:47 pm I wanna meet Ninxoon.......and cut his fatazz
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 01:59 pm SABAX, JUST GO BACK TO DULCAD OR XARSHEN...BITCH I'VE GOT YOUR SPONSER RIGHT HERE..COME AND GET IT HANA, ONE LOVE SIS.... KEPP IT REAL "
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:16 pm NINXOON F......CK YOU TOO.DID YOUR HOMO COMMUNITY DISOWN YOU.POOR HOMO.NOW YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A PEERLESS FAG. ADIOS MARICON.
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:31 pm dick (aka miricon,joto) as snoop said""you need a dick in your mouth bitch listen you dickless bitch,, ninxoon is way more powerfull than your little refugee ass..so save the dramma for your UGLY mama bitch go start with your refugee nieghbores..then come challenge ninxoon...bitch ninxoon is about 6 levels higher than your adon wanabee bitch....kid get out of here b4 you get pimp slaped...
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 05:05 pm dick talking about being a dick you more like a kinter less puss-y, punk ass...dick is that the church name that had been giving to you when they sponsored your refugee ass
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 05:11 pm lol you go boy!
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 05:58 pm THE ONLY PERSON I WUD LIKE TO MEET IS JEYLANI, ALTHOUGH HE IS VERY RUDE, BUT IS QUITE CUTE DECENT SOMETIMES.
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 06:13 pm Hey ppl to tell u the truth, i feel exactly the way ahmed feels about u ppl.I wouldn't want to meet losers like u, specialy ninxoon, jeylani and dick thinking they are good pll,but noooooo i don't think so. Maybe i would want to meet decent pll like ahmed. By the way ahmed for some reason u seem nice and decent person to me unlike these losers.
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 08:06 pm aliyah, you will be the last person i want to meet.... bitch..get the fuc*k out of my face... najma, get your own computer and get the hell out of the public libraray...... i don't want to meet your refugee xalimo ass either
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 09:23 am NINXOON BELONGS TO ••••••• HALL OF FAME. HONISITA AND HATER-GIRL ALWAYS MAKE SENSE. LATER
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 09:38 am moe belong to homo hall of fame what's up fat-moe,,,bitch
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 09:38 am moe belong to homo hall of fame what's up fat-moe,,,bitch
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 09:46 am RX SO AS YOU MAMA & YOUR GRANI.THEREFORE, DON'T EVER CALL ME WHAT THEY MADE YOU.
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 09:57 am fat moe, fat homo
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 10:24 am RX. WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME WHAT YOUR MOTHER MADE YOU. THANKX
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:23 am MOE stop denying..you are FAT..and you are homo and your name is FAT HOMO ••• MOE...
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 11:50 am RX Now i get it, you must be ninxoons' Bitch. See what happens when you hores BLOW each other, you become alike.
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 12:01 pm MOE, FAT MOE(HOMO) IS THAT ALL YOU CAN COME UP WITH?????? O.K BITCH...I WILL GIVE ANOTHER 5 MINUTES TO GATHER YOUR SORRY THOUGHT AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING WITH SENSE..YOU LITTLE HOMO FAT BITCH FAT MOE= FAT HOMO....BIAAATCH
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 12:20 pm fat moe when was the last time you actually looked at your penis without using a mirror get off my small dick, bithc I ain't got no cheesburger for your fat ass
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 06:06 pm ALIYAH PLEASE SISTER FOR ALLAH'S SAKE DONT COMPARE ME TO NINXOON AND HIS PEER QUEERS.STOP CURSING ME. I DONT WANNA COME DOWN HARD ON YOU LIKE A MOUSE TRAP.SO PLEASE BEHOLD! NINXOON HEY MARICON.....LISTEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING "MAGGOT INFESTED "ASSED", AND CHEAP-2-DOLLAR QUEER". AND LISTEN TO ME GOOD.I DONT URGUE WITH PUSY MOUTHED CUNTS LIKE YOU.STOP TALKING ABOUT WOMAN PARTS.EVERYTHING YOU SAY IS THIS LESS AND THAT LESS.DONT YOU HAVE ANY OTHER FUCKING THING TO SAY.STOP TALKING FROM YOU STINKING ASS.AND START USING SOME BRAIN.OR MAY BE IAM WRONG....FAGS DONT HAVE NO BRAIN. PS CUNT MOUTH LET ME CORRECT YOU .....YOU ARE ACTUALLY 100 LEVELS LOWER THAN ME.SO STOP FLATTERING YOURSELF.
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| | Friday, April 13, 2001 - 12:20 pm waraa spike waa kula kacaa walaahi. wax iga kaa celinaayana ma heleysid. iga qaleena ma yeelaayo!!!!!!!! hey bro i had nothing to do with thirteen year old girls, you must be mixing me up with some one else. so before you post get your facts together, or sabaaxad aan kula kacaa , honesita na ma iga kaa celinayso!!!!!! just joking about the dagaalka. peace bro
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| | Friday, April 13, 2001 - 01:30 pm dick"" little dick"" suffers from ninoon-phobia........misken which makes him think that ninxoon is every where and every thing was writen by ninxoon... and ocationaly he slap himself thinking ninxoon is right in front of him..he even lost 2 computer screens..after he finish reading ninxoon's post thinking ninxoon was there with him so dick you need some help A.S.A.P ""preferably SHOCK treatment..or brozac's
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| | Friday, April 13, 2001 - 07:32 pm HI & HELLO HEY FRIENDS I'M SURPRISED NONE OF YOU EVEN INCLUDED ME IN UR LIST,HOW SAD!!! WELL NEVA MIND. PERHAPS I DIDN'T COME HERE AND PUT FORWARD MY VIEWS AND THOUGHTS ENOUGH! HOW BAD!! ANYWAYS, ON THE TOPIC CONCERNING WHO I WOULD I LIKE 2 MEET,............. __________QUITE SIMPLY I WOULD LOVE 2 MEET ALL U PEOPLE, BECAUSE EACH AND EVERY 1 OF U IS DIFFERENT AND UNIQUE IN THIER OWN AWAY! _____________________________________________ HOWEVER THERE 3 PEOPLE THAT PARTICURLY FACINATE ME.... #1-HONESISTA, WELL I THINK SHE IS SOOOO GREAT AND SHE IS THE TYPE OF GIRL THAT I WONDER WHERE HER KIND HANGS AROUND @.. QUITE SIMPLY I WOULD LOVE U 2 TELL WHERE I CAN A FIND GENUWINE GIRL LIKE UR SELF IN LONDON, SINCE U R ,<<<<not>>IN THE UK, I JUST WONDER R U ONE OF THOSE SISTERS THAT MY EYES SEEMS TO MISS ALL THE TIME?? #2)Saggitarius IN MY OPINION AND I'M SURE MANY OTHERS WOULD AGREE, THE BROTHER IS JUST A TRUE PHINOMINAL, THE BROTHER IS INTELLEGENT BY DEFINITION! WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY MY DEAR BROTHER, I HAVE LEARNED 1 OR 2 THINGS FROM U, AND I DO THANK U A GREAT DEAL. #3)LOL, NINXOON......WELL, WELL, WELL, MY BROTHER WHAT CAN I SAY.....I DONT KNOW WHERE 2 START! U KNOW THAT I HAVE IN THE PAST CRITISISED UR FILTHY OPINIONS AND VIEWS REGARDING MANY ISSUES ((((ESPECIALLY, THE ISSUES CONCERNING OUR QUEENS, OUR SOMALI MOTHERS, SISTERS, COUSINS, FUTURE WIFES, FUTURE DOUGHTERS AND FREINDS))))))) U KNOW IT REALLY FACINATES ME, TO KNOW WHAT REALLY FACINATES ME 2 UNLOCK THE MISTRY THAT MAKES U SAY SUCH AN REPEATIBLE GESTURES AND UTTER MOST DISGUESTING VIEWS, OPINIONS AND THOUGHTS....REGARDING MANY OF OUR FEMALES! I WOULD LOVE 2 C U WHEN R AMONGEST UR FAMILY WITH UR MOTHER, SISTERS, WIFE OR LOVED LADY AND THE REST OF UR FEMALE RELATIVES......I HOPE FROM THE DEEPEST OF MY HEART THAT R REALLY NOT 0.0000000001% OF U WHAT U CLAIM 2 B, WHICH IS A OTHER HALF HATING TROUBLED, SEXIS,T MALE CHOVANIST. LIKE I HAVE SAID THERE MANY GREAT CHARACTERS IN THIS AMAZING FORUM, BUT THE ABOVE MENTIONED 3 PEOPLE HAVE PARTICULARLY ATTRATCTED MY CONSTANT ATTENTION. THANK U AND HAVE A GOOD DAY. ___________________________
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| | Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 04:10 am Anon"AKA" NINXOON all i say to you is suck my dick...if you are not Ninxoon why talk for him? you sound like a miserable half starved fag cooking MUFO...
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| | Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 06:43 am THE LIST wow. you guys gotta cut this •••• out. This is not the topic. WHO would I like to meet? Well, this list is in no particular order: 1.honesita-so sweet 2.gadly-makes me laugh everytime 3.drwho-intellectually stimulating 4.basra-always a good story 5.ladykhalifa-quite the lady 6.sirrus-quite the gentleman 8.amina-always fun to talk to 9.t-girl-always a good fight 10.sheik cabdi-a real sheikh 11.some guy-just to include you on the list. -these are the people who make coming to somalinet an enjoyment. who wouldn't I pick? 1.ninxoon 2.jaylani 3.playboybunny 4.dick 5.rx 6.moe -these are the people who ruin all the fun for us keep it real.
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| | Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 07:37 am ninxoon: very funy and crazy boy at the same tame.
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