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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Feb. 2000 - May 2000): Check this out if you are a single somali sister
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Faysal

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Well, if you believe in taking chances and risks and you are a top notch somali sister, drop me a line. I'm a practicing muslim brother, 29 years old, well educated, professional, tall and handsome who has yet to meet that special gal. I'm not looking for a perfect person as there is no one who is perfect, but a practicing muslim sister who is strong minded but light hearted, good family upbringing, and has good personality. Looks and age are not as important as the other qualities that I listed. If you are that specail girl, drop me a line at this email: faysal96@hotmail.com

Wasalaam

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Anonymous

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Salaam,

Macalinka Bacaad aa ku dhegan tahay alle ha kuu naxariisto...........; Timirtii Horeba Dab loo waa......Anagaa hore wax u waynay oo xataa diyaar u aha in aan iska biyobiyeysano wixii na soo gaadha, adigna list dheer oo aad u malaysid in Baar Xaraf aad Kabelyeeri ka tahay aa wadataa.

I take apart of your problem,

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gurey1

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Asalaamu Aleeykum

sxb waxaan ku oran lahaa ninkaan faysal ah daa.

liiskaas dheer hawatee adigu maad deeysid
liibaan inuu raadiyaa waa haboontahay ee
luuleey inuu ubaaqayana cidi madii deeyso
lugooyo marabee faysal haduu fanaxleey doonaayo
lur asagoon umarin buu rabaa labada liimoodo
iskadaa ninkaan haduu malab macaan dooni.

waakabaxay.

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hooyo

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to:faysal asalaamu caleykum aboowe afsoomaali ku soo qor!!!! si aan kugu raadiyo gabadh

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Faysal

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I feel like I'm on trail! You guys must not have better things to do than give free advice.

Anonymous: wake up brother and smell the roses. We're in the 21st century and this is called cafe somalinet not Baar Xaraf.

gurey1: I hate to agree but you are right! I just hope that the luuleeys don't respond!

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Luudo

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Faysal, I guess I would've been very qualied if you had posted this short while ago. But now that it's TOO late! meaning "I'm taken", I dont mind waiting for me after I get out of this jail [You know that somali marriage dont last after couple of months].
Anyway, I hope you find your soul match or mate very soon and live in happeness afterwards.
Salaam

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Luudo

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qualied === QUALIFIED

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Michigan

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Then for crying out loud why have you arrested yourself Luudo.

or did you just love da free sex!!!!!!!!

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Faysal

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Assalamu Caleikum,

Luudo, thanks for the nice words sister. I hope you are just going through one of those down times and you will be back on the high road. Put a smile on your face and give your very best to make your marriage work. Best wishes.

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To Faysal

Walallkiis waadba isku dhaceeysaaye somalilee maku hadashidoo waxaaba laga yaabaa taad raadinaysid inaan noqdee.

Wasalaam.

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gurey1

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saxar

asalaam aleeykum
adiga saxarla waa kasnayee saxar xoow yahay warhooy ba anagaan arag!!!
bal hadaba faysal isha lee haka galinbo.

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Michigan

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Guray whad da hell did you just say?

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Faysal

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Gurey, war adiga dhib badnidaa oo hadal jeclidaa!. Haddaad macalin afsoomaliga tahay si fiican wax noogu sheeg ee qod qodka dhaaf!

Saxarla, abaayo waad ku mahadsantahay fariintaada. Af soomaaliga faan ahaan wax ugama aanan qorin ee waxaan fududeeystay qorista ingriiska. Waxaan hadalkaaga ka fahmay inaad garatay ulajeedada fariinteyda ee wax faahfaahin u baahan maaha. Waxaan ahay wiil soomaliyeed degan Maraykanka oo raadinaya gabar ay si daacad ah isku bartaan. Wixii intaa ka badan su'aal ama faahfaahin halkan ama email igala soo xiriir. faysal96@hotmail.com

Mahadsanid

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gurey1

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FAYSAL
Asalaamu Aleeykum

war sxb waxaan ku iri saxrla mahaan ee fur indhaha wuxu waa saxar markaa sidaasaan uulayaabay!!

TO:Michigan sxb waxaan ula jeedaa magacaan ayaan layaaboo dee saxala waa magac dumar oo layaqaanee saxar waa xay dee?

faysal: faysaloow hadaad dumar u ooyeeyso
faah faahin maayee hadaad faras cad soo fuushay
faiido doon baatahay ee hadaad falo u dhaqaaqday
faraaskaada haduusan kula gaaban fardowsa waad heliyee
fikir iyo hadii gurigaad daganeed adiga kuu fooryay
firaashkoo cidla ah hadaad adigu dii deeyso
fayoo biduba aad istri waa markaad foos lahurudaaye
farahaagaba hadaadan nas hurdaba toosin
faysal kaqaraabo forum kaan faaiido aa xigiye.

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Michigan

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aahuh, i c.

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Anonymous

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Hmmm! very tempting

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Faysal

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Gurey,

Bacda salaan, war nin yahow abwaan aan loo geli karin baad tahay. Sidaad ii sharaxday waxaanba is iri waa qof ku yaqaan. Akhyaar nimadaa baan gugu ogahay saaxiib. Xaawaleeyduna way badan yihiin adna faynuusaddii adduunkaa kuu rajeeyee!

Assalamu Calaykum

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gurey1

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faysal

asalaamu aleeykum

sxb isoo booqo anigu feeynuus uma baahniyee waxaa iigoglan qolka ah REERKA RAALIYO AA UROONEE RAKALEETO MAAD IGA RAACDAY!!! halkaa iga soo booqo waana isla zone kaan.waakabaxay

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Hiba

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Michigan

U goofy thing u? Cute though, must admit I am finding ur sense of humour appealing in a funky way!! I mean a lot of bro's are so damn uptight.

Faysal, you say that u are not particularly interested in looks, yet u list ur looks as part of your credentials. WHAT DO U HAVE TO OFFER CHARACTER WISE?

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hebel

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michigan ya better hold on to yar socks I don't trust this woman.

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hebel

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He used to be an up tied comedian at the deaf comedy jam

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Faysal

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Hebel - I'm with you on this one bro. There is something unreal about her that make me question her motive!

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Hiba

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Hebel and Faysal: WHat is so unreal or untrustworthy about me????????? I am just putting across my point of view!!
ANYWAYS< I ONLY REPLIED BECUASE I WAS SO DRAWN TO MICHIGAN>******lol****
laters

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hebel

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What is yar motivation hiba?
Ya have to come clean cause we got U this time.

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Mariah

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So faisal are you still open. I mean still looking
for the one. Or you already found her.

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hebel

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WHATS IN IT TO YOU MARIAH?
or yar open as well? or soon-to-be-open U R?
or used to open but now closed? or open only on weekends? or open from 9 am to 5 pm mon-fri?
or yes we are open?
tell me what's in it for U? and hurry up I ain't got no whole day for U I got bajaq to open.

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Mariah

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lOL HEBEL YOU GOT ME THIS TIME. To answer your question. I am open 11am to 4pm only.

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Anonymous

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I guess she's open like 7/11 24hours 7days a week ihihihhih qixi qixi qixi qixi. She doesn't get tired

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Michigan

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thnx Hiba sis.
Hebel n'Faysal.....back of...i trust da gal.
Even though she stole my heart....I wonder what she doing with it?


n'Mariah are you open in over time too?

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hebel

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Probably sell it at the flea market 1/2 price off who wants e used heart with lots of clots?
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Mariah I want to do some business with U but ya have to be close to me to be Associated. with.
and what are ya doing at 8:32 pm U working overtime or what?
please don't go for the what.

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Mariah

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I worked overtime sometimes others is What////?????

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Michigan

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how about douple time maria?

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Trouble

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FAYSAL...
Habartaa iskool she is sending u, laakin adiga shukansi here naago badan....ooh macbuudka U r ka dar-ing day-by-day...waryaaa Go to Iskool aan ku say to U..OK....No naag untill U dhameey your Jamacad.....FAHANTU....(CAPISHE)...

PEACE
T-GIRL

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loser

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Lol
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Hey........wake up. someone like you, I don't
think so. have littel life ok. I use to be in your school so i know you very much.
You start to dat in the internet
how about if they want to see you,they will disgusting man.

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hebel

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Now this is where English died and Somali got stabbed.
Such nice languages they used to be so sorry I didn't want to see them go like this.

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oxoxox

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lol@Hebel....you are horribly sarcastic,I like that, shows character.

Michigan....Anonymous survey showed that 75% of somali girls marry for sex only....sad but the truth

I agree with hiba, she asked relevant (?), dont hate the playa Faysal, hate the game

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Hiba

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OXOXOX,

Deary me! 75% of somali girls? And who might I ask carried out this survey? Mr truly himself(oxoxox). Anywayz, back to the point:sex is over-rated(or so I heard). And in the case of us somali girls , well we can't marry 4 that b/c we have been warned by our deja married sisters, cousins and female freinds NOT to expect MAGIC from our future somali hubbys . Fahamtu-ya sheikh

Hiba

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hebel

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I see sex as socks,
when the thing gets dirty they start to stick and smell like a wet lawn.

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Clevelander

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Hebel;

Macalinka talo keen.....col aa ila tahay waa ogahay....Laakiin Bajaqdaada TOUBLE GIRL waa isku dhaceysaa Sal beello aa ku yaalo....Ajaaaaja! iljebis iyo Niiko ey Raaxada iiga qaadaey....ee maxaa talo ah......? Ma ku Taraaraxaa...? mise..?
Ya gonna OpeN HER...?......Si aan caadi ugu sii baashaalo......?

I`ll be back.....!

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hebel

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clevelander troubledchick aa iskula hadlee ee intaa intaan qootalyoonka gurigaa imaado aan qaamoqashiirka kaa garaacaa.
ma i kasti bacaaw?

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Clevelander

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Waraa adiga Hebel....See camalkaa adiga.....?Baaddoow #1 AA tAHAy....aan kuu shukulo bajaqdee shib ma iska dhahdidoo...maxaa waaye quutalyoomka aa ii qoonsanee iyo qajajacda...Chill maraxyahow..

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Mariah

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Mich my open triple time you know what I mean.

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hebel

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Waraa bajaqda intee ka shukulee jaaminaa waa jiidee?
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Ani aabo marax#1 iigu yeerti aJaaJa
Fax beel qooreey waaxid.
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Mariah I can open you quatrain times just let me have the honor to hold the scissors.

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Michigan

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Hebel sometimes u just gotta clean ya'socks, n'put them on again and again, if ya'know what i mean!

N'Mariah are u sure you are open enough to handle me?

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hebel

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You want to know the openness Michigan?
You can't handle the openness.
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C?

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Mariah

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Yes! how you want to do it.

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hebel

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Oh ooh! This is dirty.
Hold on guys let me get some paper-towels.

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~Bahja~

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HEBEL I CANT NOT ANY LONGER HOLD BACK MY FEELINGS FOR YOU I NEVER EVER READ A POSTING WITH THE NICK "HEBEL" AND NOT LAUGHED HISTORICALY I MEAN IT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT YOUR NAME I JUST SEE HEBEL AND AM SURE AM GONA LAUGH
YOUR SARCASIM IS TO DIE FOR
I WISH I COULD KNOW YOU PERSONALY OR MEET YOU IN THE CHATROOM SO YOU CAN MAKE ME LAUGH "LIVE-LY"

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hebel

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Bahja...even though I dunno what yar name means....
But what the heck I love U too woman
Now lets get on high-heels and do the BOOH BAH!
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So ya'al think ya can dance disco-Tec?
WOOHAA!
I got yo'al in-check.
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Which mother!@#$%%^ stole my blues-wade shoes.
IINNI...MINNI.... MANNI...MO!
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Don't like the chat rooms.....too many enemies.
I'll get eaten alive.

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Michigan

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Marria i wana run in there as if you where about to close in da next five minutes, n' make you say da uuh aah sound.

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Mariah

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OOh sorry you failed the test. Because that is not how is done.......I don't close in. I told you I am open.


Hebel. You chicken out? By the way .....never mind


see ya

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hebel

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mariah if yar open I'll guard ya forever and forever.
till death do us apart.
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di I hear I do?

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Michigan

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no no noooooooooon hebel.......that is not how it goes......watch n' learn.


i'll guard you untill you get sick or die.
i'll guard you untill i find someone alse better or just get bored.


C Hebel isn't that more honest........

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hebel

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NO!

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Michigan

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh


Yes!

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Mariah

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You still failed the test mich....

If someone is going to die It won't be me.
count on it.........

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Michigan

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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8.....unnnnn what comes after 8???

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Anonymous

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Faysal r u the one that had the little Gun sory but i feel like i get to say the truth ...................bro peace
sweet pss

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hebel

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hey michigan someone is after U so stop picking on me man... IM just wasting yar time.

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OK

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Michigan

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Maaaaaan she aint after me......but she is chasing me away dawg..............Marria can i enter and swim in your ocean.......but please don't cut my leg off......i have only two of them left...

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hebel

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tie her with the rope man.

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Mariah

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Mich I am not after you...or anybody for that matter... But I am after the truth. If you know what that is..

And you didn't reach the point where you can swim my ocean. You are too far away.


Hebel You are chickening out again

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hebel

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if he's too far away he can always get a cab to yar ocean.
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and what did I chikcen out?

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Mariah

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He doesn't need a cap...but a boat will do the trick...


If you don't know what then I shouldn't be the one telling you...ask mich he might help you out.

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~Bahja~

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Hebel BIG HUGGGGGGG
YOU MADE MY DAY.


ABOUT THE CHAT ENEMIES


DO YOU WANA TALK ABOUT IT?


AM WAITING!~

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hebel

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uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhmmmmmmmmm
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sure bahja why not.
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mariah I mean sea cab ya big village girl.
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what did I chickened out..tell me please please please please.
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I'll gove U lollipop if ya tell.

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Michigan

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Marria u know u are my loveeeeeerrrrrrrrr......as da wind blew i can feel u .........throuuugh da weather....n' even when we are apaaaaart....still feel like we are togetherrrrrrr......marrria marrrriaaaaaaaaaaa...........U remind me of da west side storieeeeeeeee........

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Luula

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Mich and Hebel:
R u going to any where with this bulshit?!
just go back to ur twins and u'r fat ladies, or do some thing with the ones here .....like Mariah!!!!------LOL--------.

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Mariah

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Hey luula what you want from me. I am just playing

Mich. I feel you too baby.

Hebel. Ask mich maybe he knows. you chicken

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hebel

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ya big old village girl U.

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Michigan

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what da hell did U just said LUUL?????


N' Hebel y'da hell r u acting like DOORO!!!!

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Troublegirl

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HEBEL....
Thanx dear....Adiga la'aanta abaaar saxib.....

CLEVERLAND.....

Salkeyga xaa ku tusay sabaad cilan eedooyinka hakaa laayeee....lol......Sorry only 1 eedo actually

FAYSAL....

R U still looking .....? The question is R U still looking in the RIGHT PLACE bro?

PEACE
TROUBLE

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Clevelander

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Troublegirl;

Ma leys habaaraa hadana....i was just saying that you have nice curves...Da hell in wrong with you...?" but hey i won't gonna habaar you back,cuz i like your common sence and not to mention the way you go...kun laba kun kun labo..if you know where i'm headding....LOL!."*

Quite peace!

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Anonymous

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clevelander=waryaa

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Clevelander

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Anonymous=Naayaa.....How can i help U.....?
Do i know U from somewhere....? Cuz i don't recognize U with your clothes on.......LOL!

Troublegirl;
Gee,nice tits!,...Mind if i feel them....?
Love U TROUBLE!..........Later.>>>>>>>>.


Quite peace!
Clevelander>>>>>>>..

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hebel

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T-GIRL hadii salkaa hal taako ka bato ani aaba ilaa ii toronto soo daraafgareen lahaa koob biyo xitaa ma usoo istaagi leheen.
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runta sheeg salkaa meeqa taako abaa?
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la'aantaa cusbo la'aan dheh.

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hebel

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ciise go and eat a bread man.