     AliPapa | Saturday, July 08, 2000 - 03:33 pm
Holla Somalis;
I am a single dad of 6 yrs kid. And i am in deep shiit(Pls excuse my language). I don't have to tell you that before a week i was father figure of brat boy. I've been trying to raise him up to be a perfect kid after he told me he wants to be like me."Dad, i wanna be computer freak one day. And I want to geek around the way you do." was his words that will haunts me years down the road. The fact that he learned "write in C" song was amazing and gave me the idea the damn kid has potential of becoming little guru coming to edge. "hey, he can write KIDS'DUMMY at ten" was an idea that many times occured to me.
Needless to say, i tried to teach good social skills, too. And also what is wrong and rights.
However, a week from now i took him to children's park. And while i was there i met this woman with two kids. As soon as the kids got to know each other, we, adult, had no choice but got to know, too. No sooner the children started playing when we adult began browsing each other. And Yeah, hell to her and early grandma, i guess she was satan's sister. She happened to be so mouth- watering and so moving!.In seconds, i was like butter on hot frying pan. And in three minutes she poured all the Goddamned life like i care!! and how her former husband was a jerk!. And how now she needs oil change and fine tune up. Goes without saying is , i told her that my former wife was straight from hell and the only reason i married to her was i guees God was punishing me for what i did in my early childhood!.
From there things sorted themself out. And it was only the other day at my place as i was in the middle of doing the damn tune up,Looyaan, my boy poped out of no where. he is was here starring at me!. No where to hide. Finally, my hypocisity was revealed. And here is our conversation( the damn kid and i) six hours after the incident.
Me: "Loyaan, are you ok?".
Looyaan: "yeah kind of .. but hmmm" .
Me: "but what? tell me son what is it that you asking?.".
Looyaan : is now turning his face from me. "Dad , was that Jason' mother--the kid i met at the park?".
Me: "yeah indeed she was. She is nice mother . don't you think?". I was trying to diverty the conversation.
Looyaan: he lauhged " And what you guys doing? huhuh."
Me: i really don't like the whole converstaion. "yeah, we just kind of playing. You see Looyaan Old folks play , too ".
Looyaan: "playing naked ? ehehehehehehe dad stop it ok?. i am not kid any more. tell me dad . didn't you say it is a sin to do such thing?".
Me: "yeah indeed i did son. and it is true. but..?? ..And i was wrong".
Looyaan: "wrong? no way you can't be wrong dad. how? You always tell me not to do what is wrong and you doing it?. no way.I just don'twant to hear that".
Me: "But Looyaan .C'moon! boy!..".
Looyaan : "No way dad. i don't want to hear that". He ran away to his room.
Now is when i need your help. Looyaan is very sturborn kid. He and i aren't on speaking terms since that day. The brat kid changed and doesn't talk to me any more the way he used. He and His Mom are always on the phone. I can hear him gigling like little girl all night. I don't care if he tells his mom. But the thing is if i try to be real dad--kind of macho dad and tell the stupid kid to mind his business, it will be good chance for his mom to step into situation. And it I will lose this kid to this his mom. And that is the last thing i want see happen.
So any suggestion that i can set this damn kid's record straight?. Please No bulshiting at me ;-)
any single mom 's expertise is urgently needed! |
| Kit-Kat | Saturday, July 08, 2000 - 06:55 pm
Ever heard of that phrase .."Gaalo waa Caruur la daaye" now Reverse this n u have ur solution!!
Kit-Kat<wanna have biteeez for relief> haha QIx Qix afka deey |
| Dunya | Saturday, July 08, 2000 - 07:09 pm
Dear Ali papa
I dont think you are serious ..because i have a six year old brother and maan he never spoke like that."playing naked" ...WHAT THE..
My goodness what does your child watch at this age, or how did you raise him ?
I see from here that you raised him to be just the damn, brat kid you want him to be, listen bro, he is a child you can mould him just the way you want .
At six, he does not have an independent mind .
If you are really scared of losing him ..why are you abandoning him to T.V and ciyaal el souq to raise him
I think he needs a mother figure bro ...cause i think he needs to be monitored at home .
but i still cant believe he speaks like this .
By God , i never thought about these things at that age ... i see innocense being destroyed ..i just feel sorry for the kids childhood .
Why are you calling him a brat or a damn kid if he is your child ? |
| lover girl | Sunday, July 09, 2000 - 11:53 am
Alipapa
I just have one question for U, what book RU reading??? 'cause ur story sure sounds like it's straight from a BOOK...Have u read any good books lately?? This last one u read was wacky man***Well, any way I smell a rat in ur story, I can't help it I got one sensitive nose***..***..***
later y'all |
| khalil | Sunday, July 09, 2000 - 02:05 pm
AliPapa;
Man, it seems to me that you are making the things up. Are you being serious?. I guess your name says a lot about you!. But honestly you are creative and good story teller.
However, i liked the way you are communicating your fiction boy --looyaan. It shows that we badly in need to change how we raise up children.
You see, in somali culture, children's opinion is not respected by the parents. Parents just give orders. they don't listen to children. And this makes difficult for children to face the reality pf life and decisions that they are suppose to make even later when turn to be adult. We have 30 old men and women who can't run their lives simply because they weren't raised up to be independent indiviuals. In fact they were raised to be slaves of the parents.
Imagine, when i saw a 30 year old man saying "you see, i love this women but i am afraid of mom. she won'tapprove me to marry this girl". what a shame!
Good story with a lot humuor in it. keep on writing Alipapa.
Khalil |
| Xoogsade | Sunday, July 09, 2000 - 06:16 pm
Waryaa Cali Baaba you are one big dirty loser. Intaad naag dhiloo cadaan la soo dibartiiraysaa Soomaalidaaa muuminkee golaha soo gashay ugu sayaxaysaa. What kind of dirtiness is that? Nin xishoonaya ma tihid saaxiib. Maxaase kuu geeyey naag gaala oon kaadida iyo xaarka iska dhaqin oo kintir dheer le. Ma gabadh Somaliyeed oo xalaal ah magaalada ka weydey. Walahay nin lunsan baad tahay wiilkagana hadayan islaantii dhashay kaa qaadan khatar buu ku sugan yahay. |
| Danmamfine | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 09:35 am
xoogsade you disgust me.Naaacalatulaahi!!!!! |
| Muriidi | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 11:14 am
Are we watching the movie "BIG DADDY", is this Adam Sandler reciting the movie story. Sure sounds like it....
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| Xoogsade | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 01:28 pm
What did I do? Can someone tell me what I did wrong? Whatever it is I apologize.
I tell you when I am not being attacked for no good reason, I am being attacked for no reason at all. |
| AliPapa | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 02:08 pm
Holla somalis:
First of all i would like to tell you, i AliPapa the son of Faay Culusow, am not sad but very very disappointed. When i seeked an advice from those somali dummies, i should known have better. Non of those dummies try to tell me a single advice. Needless to say i told them the last thing AliPapa needed was bunch of you suckers bulshitting at him.
From kit kat to Muridi. No single of your try to give me a hint. What is wrong with you fellas?. I am here pulling my hairs out and angry up to the point that i am nearly about to explode.
Well, i would like to tell you that Looyan and I are on speaking terms. And Allah letthe things sorted themselves out. As soon as aan Gacmaha sare u taagey aana gargaar weydiistey EEbe, the help was granted and it came so fast. Alhamdu lillaah!.
Nevertheless, i would like to tell you that you are nothing but born handcaps.
Some of you like Lover_gilr and Muriidi accussed me stealing some others' work. what a sadness! so you stupid illiterates think no somali can write such piece!?. Imagine Alipapa being flight 13 and only around the west less than four years and he wrote the story in less than an hour!. Wakafaa billaahi wakiila.
Khalil made my boy, Looyan, as fiction character in a movie or noble.
kit and kat bullshited me upto a point that i don't have a clue what he/she is trying to say.
Dunya compared my son to her mentally abused brother. thought she was nice copared to rests.
xoogsade showed he never tried women. And he is virgin. I am afraid if those horny somali women will rape him.
well, i knew somalis are nearly all mentally fucked up society. but i am just wondering what does it take them to get unfucked up.
I am outa here;
AliPapa will be visiting you from time to time and lets you know his latest work if you admit the damn piece was so exellent for 13 single dad.
see ya' born idiots. |
| Xoogsade | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 02:32 pm
I am saving my virginity for Mrs. Right. |
| Xoogsade | Monday, July 10, 2000 - 03:08 pm
But she can only be Somali. No dirty foreigners need apply!!!! |
| Danm am Fine | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 11:00 am
xoogsade
we dont need to know you are virgin.The less we know about you,the better the precipitaion of our nerves loss. |
| Waleed | Tuesday, July 11, 2000 - 05:36 pm
Ali papa...I think that you are pretty funny character. Your greeting suggested that your X-wife is Hispanic or in other word not Somali, and there is nothing wrong with that. But, there are many things in your laughable article unrealistic, here are some examples:
- A 6 year giggles with his mom over the phone all NIGHT??.
- Since there is a bond between the kid and his mom, how come he isn’t living with her.
- The good chance already existed for the mother to step in. You remember, they speak to one another all night.
- Your fears of the mother to step in??? Do you know something that we don’t.
- You said and I quote " A week from now I took him to children’s park". How in the world can you predict the future??? You are basically telling us a story that will occur a week from the writing of this article!! I will give you the benefit of the doubt, and believe that was a grammatical mistake. But still your BS doesn’t add up.
Finally, I hope that your son is a product of your OWN oil change, otherwise I'm wondering why both of you are separated or divorce if you will??? |
