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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (May 2000 - August 2000): MY wife is cheeting me!
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guled

Monday, July 24, 2000 - 10:44 am
Helo guys.i wana to help me this broblem i go work
and i come back in the middlenight when i came back she probably sleeping but, once i found some wet in the bed it was a men's sperm dmn!
when i asked her what is that she says.it's mine let me ask the somalian girls does mens's sperm looks like yours! I really comfuced so and when i try to make love with her she do not intertested!
she always says/im ok!!
plesae help

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MOHAMED

Monday, July 24, 2000 - 03:02 pm
YOU ARE SICK BASTARD.

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hebel

Monday, July 24, 2000 - 08:26 pm
Well ours are 85% sugar and 15% salt when theirs are 20% magnesiam and 80% Zinc.
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So take her to the Lap.
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C?

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Omaros1

Monday, July 24, 2000 - 10:42 pm
Next time try to smell it, belive me you will know the difference. How did you see sperm on the sheets in the middle of the night anyway?

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cade

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 02:00 am
i think you need to listen this....


markii meel aan aado
waxaan soo magalaa
muslin iyo gaal iyo intiis moowle uumaa
mininkaaga joogaane

ma'aaneey maxaa iraa
ma jiraa warkaa??????


dhameeystira hee...awaay raggii heesah u googay?

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zienab

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 02:08 am
maya maya waxaas ma jiree
warkaas meel ku xooree
miirkaa adeegee.. milinkaaga moogaantaa malasoo maraayee.

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cade

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 02:24 am
minaan mininkey la isku
soo mareeyn, mardaan maxaa
waaye iyo macawistaan
aniga ma aheyn mideey?


ku dar hee.......zienab qosal wanaag... adigaa dadkeedii meelaha ka joogee

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Jeego

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 08:48 am
Cade

Macawista see camal waayo?!!

Hebel maalmahan Alfalaax uu ku wareegaayey!!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 09:59 am
guled

naacaala tuulaaxi...oo..saqaajaan..waxiiid. balaaayo kudhuufsaadey...tiii kudaashee baaa..habaar qaaabta!

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Alipapa

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 02:18 pm
cade:

markaan waa macaadee
meel dheer ma adaayi
minankey ma dhaafaayi
maseeeeeeraaa i haayeeeeee

by the way cade do have any idea if "suufi" is still alive and kicking.

Hey cade, thanks for reminding us that good old days and suufi's song.


Gulled: I was trying to give if you advice but man you screw up big time.
1-you mispelled the word "cheating".
2-you leftout the propisition "on" which would have been "my wife is cheating on me".
So you see, you got all wrong man. And that can lead me the conclusion that you are nothing but freaking bastard who made up all those damn things.

Have nice day.

Alipapa

Alipapa

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xamardaye

Tuesday, July 25, 2000 - 10:25 pm
Guled,

Islaanta haddii lagaa dhabay iyo haddii kalaba adiga waxaad tahay qofka ugu dambeeyo oo ogaan doono, waxaanse ku dhihi lahaa adiga xaas maba lihide, oo haddii aad leedahay xaaskaada iyo adiga wax idinka dhaxeeyo inooma sheegteeneh, ha caayin dumarka soomaaaaaaaaaaaaaali,su'aasha ah sidee lagu kala gartaa biyaha dumarka iyo raga, maad weeydiisay hooyadaa iyadaa khabiirad ku ah oo kuu sheegiye.


nabad iyo caano

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MAD MAC

Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 12:16 am
Guled
Abowe, why don't you try talking to her. Explain what your concerns are without becoming an emotional, violent basket case. If she's screwing around maybe you've done something that is causing that behavior - or maybe not. But you need to have an honest heart to heart.

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why speak if you are insignificant?

Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 03:21 am
mad cow disease

abowe..my foot?what ya know about that word with ya retarded self depricating piece of a human specie.

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NeefoowKaniini

Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 03:49 am
,,,,ANNI MEEHAAN wax fikrad ah maka dhiibanaayi laakinse heestaan oo kistoo luuq idiinka jirto leen u soo galli ee tartiibtoo dhegaha u fura,, heesta waxaa isla wada qaada laba fanaan aanay badidiin ku soo gaarin fanka gabadha waa Siteey manoogto halka hees ay ku leedahay idaacadda iyo Fanaankii weynaa Faarax Siidoow Faarax,,,,,


Faarax;
Markii meel aan aadoo
Waxaan soo maqlaayee
Musliin iiyo Gaallo
Wixiis Eebaheey uummi
Minninkaaga joogee


Macaaneey Maya
a'i'iraahin
Ma jiraa warkaaseey


Siteey;

Maya maya Aboow
Abboow ma jiree
Warkaas meel ku xooree
Miirkaa adeegoo
Minninkaaga moogaantaa
Mala soo maraayee


Faarax;

Markaan waa macaadii
Ma Musaafuraaayii
Meel dheer ma aadaayi
Minninkeey ma dhaafaayi
Maseer aa i haayeee


Macaaneey maya a
i'iraahin ma jiraa
Warkaasee


Siteey;

Maya maya Abboow
Abboow ma jiree
Warkaas meel ku xooree
Miirkaa adeegoo
Minninkaaga moogaantaa
Mala soo maraayee


Faarax;

Minii minninkeey la
Soo marmareenin
Maradaan maxaa waaye
Iyoo macawiistaaneey
Mideeydii ma ahinee


Macaaneey maya a
i'iraahin ma jiraa
Warkaaseey


Siteey;


Maya maya Abboow
Ma jiree warkaas
Meel ku xooree
Miirkaa adeegoo minikaaga
moogaantaa mala soo
maraayeeeeeeee


Intaas iyo nabad galyo iyo doodiina aad ku sii fogaataan,,,,,,


Walaalkiin
Neefoow
Kaniini

Kaniini
Oo Belo
Ku jirto
Ii Baabal
Macduurkoooow

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Alipapa

Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 04:51 am
Neefoow Kiniini:

saaxiib waa iga raali ahaaneysaa 100%.Waana igala Warkaaseysti. Yes, there is a female foculist in the song. And i don't know who is she thought i thought it was Asha abdow Malika.
But saying the male is Faarax siidow Faarax is a grave mistake against somali song listeners poputlation and in facts is also violation of artist copy rights. The male in the song is called Suufi-i think his first name is Ahmedey. He is of the early banadiri male singers. Some people say Ahmed Naaji sa'ad bewitched him.Remember those folktales against Ahmed Naaji that he uses black against the talented singers?.Well your best bet is people always took example as Suufi. Later he, suufi, left his job as artist and become Sharkhaanle(tailor).

By the way, the song is 1960s not even 1970s. I stand to be corrected but that is all i know. Please don't think there are only lamagoodle here.and you are the only embassy for banadiris.

And hey, thanks for the song.

alipapa, "lafo hore".

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Ay maano Kheyrto

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 12:14 am
Alipapa

gacan aa kuu taagay looool@"lafa hore".....Suufi maa qaadi jiray heestaan soo cadeey:- Dabka maan ku dhacaa mise waan ka durkaa....Duurka maan u kacaa dugaagta maa i dilee mise waa i daaweehee intaan duloobin dartaa..
Dukh aa tahay sxb 1930s maa dhalatay. loooooool

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Ay maano kheyrto

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 12:17 am
Alipapa

waxaan kaa ilaaway inaan lafo hore isla nahay ee ma isku qabanaa...looooooooool
igaar isku kawis aa iila egtahee aboow

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cade

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 01:13 am
ay maano kheyrto


alipapa is an old geek with false teeth and fat belly do you still wanna shagg him? let me know

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Abdi_y

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 04:28 am
Mad cow disease u'r a nutter!!! keep up the good work.
as for this comfused retarded individual, if u have sex with your wife u won't be asking such a question, so we u'r lying sucker.. just a perv, who wants to know about women seuality. I SUGGEST U INVESTIGATE!!..

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Anonymous

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 04:53 am
abdi i could'nt agree more borther..right on.this dude wants to know about women,a virgin and a retard. right on!!!!!!!

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Abdi_y

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 06:11 am
Mad cow disease u'r a nutter!!! keep up the good work.
as for this comfused retarded individual, if u have sex with your wife u won't be asking such a question, so we u'r lying sucker.. just a perv, who wants to know about women seuality. I SUGGEST U INVESTIGATE!!..

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Lama Goodle

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 06:53 am
LOL!!!!! thanks for the songs and the trip down memory lane.
I miss Xamar cade!

Xamaree waa lugu xumeeyey...... I think you all know the rest.
Peace.

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guled

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 07:21 am
meesha waxaan u bilaaby
inaan fikrad iyo nastiixo la isooyo maya in shukansi iyo goboyo aan la idiin dirsan. keentaan
reer xamar waligood waxaas by ka deelgareeyaan!
so bro and sis steel the door is open for more advicing !
for those who abusing..me please be nice!
and that is all

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R

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 09:13 am
S Calaykum

Alipapa

heestas waxa qaaday Siteey manoogto iyo Faarax siidoow...Neefoowkaniini siduu u sheegay..
fanaanka kale waxa ladhaha
Suufi cali.. wuxuuna qaaday heesahan..
hareeri naagood oo af (maamaay) uu kuqaaday..iyo..
Anigoo dhalaan ahoo waliba dhabar saarana baad ila dheeli jirtayee...
iyo heesta maano qeyrto ee kor kesheegtay..
nabadeey aqyaarta

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Kit-Kat

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 04:33 pm
Guled

u need Sexual Dictionary!!!

hey turned to ur TV Guide n find what channel Sexy in the City comes on ok......ofcourse Caqli canjeero like u would look for Sex in The Net

Xamardaye

saxiiboow hooyooyinka ha u gafin..maxaa hooyadiis keenay meesha!!!! Aqayaar baan ku mooday laakiin adaaba wasaqdii dhax dabaalatey

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Alippa

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 05:47 pm
ay maano kheyro:

admaan maya ku oran karaa hee! is diyaari hee aan weysada isku dhowranee lol.

Cade;
...And what is your point man? are you jealous of me? well, dude maano midigteyday ku jirtaaye sakiin ma laqee?.Mise belaayo gelid aad rabtaa? waaba yaabee .

alipapa;

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faisal

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 10:21 pm
I think u live MPLS coz mpls men work harder then other somalian livig somewhere els ..I know u work 16 hrs over time, ure wife someone els kils
16hrs.. if u work 8hrs he is there fucking 8hrs I advice u work part time ....give him part time
u don't have choice..or divorce

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cade

Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 11:50 pm
alipapa


jealous of you! ah h aha ha ah you must be having a luagh.

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jiijo.jiib

Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 06:48 pm
to guled


you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!ass hole stop posting this sh*it .......................

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Muriidi

Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 05:12 am
Guled

waxaan u maleynayaa inaad tahay wiil yar oo kacsi-la-bood ah, oo jecel in mar walba uu maqlo waxyaalo ku saabsan nin iyo naag, marka adeer gacaliye, meesha dad kaa waaweyn ayaa ku sheekeysanayee, orodoo soo kaadi ee seexo.

Neefow

Waa sidaad u sheegtay, heesta waxaa qaada Sitey iyo Faarax Siidow, waxaana garan kara oo kaliya nin lafo hore ah sidaada oo kale, lol@@@@

Alipapa

Ninka la yiri waxaa sixray Axmed Naji, waxaa la dhihi jiray Xasan Gareed, wuxuuna ahaa gitaariistihii ugu caansanaa waagaas.

Peace

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JJ

Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 02:30 pm
The best way to find out if your wife is cheating
is hiring Private Investigator; what you gonna do
if your wife is cheating. This problem has happened to me; not because my wife was not getting enough sex but she would sleep a new man in every time (in other words she were whore).
When I became suspicious about my wife I hired a private investigator. Within one week he brought all kind of pictures and evidence about men going to my house. Eventually I end up divorcing her but after assaulting here and that cost me a lot of money.
That is why my motto says " No Somali wife please"

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Ahmed

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 12:34 am
To JJ

You are stupid and ediot. Somali women are best in the world and they don't cheat their husbands. You are not somlai and don't insult our somali women again KEEP your mouth shut.

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cade

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 12:41 am
jj

ahaa......she was a whore huh! I wonder how you ended up marrying a whore in the first place. ppl say if you swim in the sewer, you bound to catch something nasty. how did you end up marrying whore?

c'omon man tell us more....this sounds interesting.

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xamardaye

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 05:19 am
KIT-KAT,

mahadsanid, jawaab neh diyaar ayaan kuula ahay,
waxaase i hortaagan oo aan kuugu soo jawaabi
waayay waxaan kala garan la'ahay adiga nin mise naag? jawaabtaas markaan helo ayaan kuu soo jawaabi karaa.

nabad iyo caano

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JJ

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 07:21 am
Ahmed
All I can say to you is "You are Wimp" . If you can't believe my story wait till it happens to you or someone that you know. I didn't say all somali women are bad ; I just said my wife was whore and I was unlucky guy and that is why I have complexity about marrying Somali wife again.

Cade
You are right about wondering how I end up marrying whore. But remember women are good actors and you can end up the same situation.
When I met my wife she show me love I am innocent. She were not bad girl at that time. A lot of somali women watch too much TV and then start experimenting what they see in the TV. This is what I think happened; she developed the habit of sleeping a lot of man; different men. This became her habit;

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Laascaanoodi

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 08:59 am
JJ
you are a sick man
you need somehelp
dont you ever insult our queens like that again
if you repeat that verse i will hunt you like a dog

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BROTHER

Friday, August 11, 2000 - 12:31 pm
I SUGGEST U PHONE ME ON 07931 984654

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Anonymous

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 07:08 am
Hay! you are too jealous. You need to trust your wrife,if not then that's why you end up this problem. No one can help you. you need to take it by yourself from what you choice.

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Somali woman

Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 11:50 am
TO JJ & GULED

In islam we beleive that a macsilow marries macsileey.So its my opinion that you guys ( JJ & GULED ) are macsilowyaal.And next time watch your mouths and becareful of what you say.If you dont have anything good to say about somali women dont say it at all. PUT A ZIPPER ON YOUR MOUTH.

TO: JJ

No Somali woman in her right mind would want to be your wife , considering your attitude about somali women .keep trying , but i dont think you'll ever have a luck.

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Doctor

Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 05:55 pm
Guled all I can say is you are not doing job right. And if you were satisfyinng your wife then you would know the answer to your question "Does the sperm of a man and woman alike".

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hebel

Thursday, August 31, 2000 - 11:45 am
And Like if that doesn't work buy yarself a Vibrator freak.

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JEEGOXIIR

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 11:28 am
HEY HEBEL HOW DO U KNOW 85% SUGAR THING DID YOU TASTE IT?

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hebel

Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 04:07 pm
Yeah Ya should try it once and see it for yarself, swallow the damn thing instead of spitting it out.
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JeegoXiir Bidaartaa ku macaan tahay abaay.

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jiijo.jiip

Monday, September 04, 2000 - 01:23 pm
to guuleed

man man man ya "tripping" ...say what ????ya wife is cheeting on ya huh..........damn!!!!!!!!!!she is good,,,,,,,,playerz like ya deserve,,,,,,,,,,all i have to say to ya is......

adigana walaaloow ha is waalinee wada ween waata naku kala wadee warkaa waa isoo gaaree wajigaa ma fiicnee yaa hoosta kaa waaleyyyyyyyyy.... take that mr guuleeeeeedddddd.............lol

damn!!!!!!! jiijo is gooddddd
by the way guuleed i basted ya ass!!!!!!!!!!

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hebel

Tuesday, September 05, 2000 - 10:29 am
Lol Jiijo-Cheap.

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jamaaal4

Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 12:58 am
yakhssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
maxaa isoo galiyay qolkaaaaaaan???????????

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jamaal3

Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 01:06 am
Faduul aabeheed iyo hooyadeed ma taqaan? Ayadaa kusoo galisay.

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Jamaal Hebel # 4

Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 08:31 am
Walee runtaa weeye.

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JJ

Wednesday, September 06, 2000 - 01:42 pm
Somali Woman
That is what I am talking about; you being short
circuit and don't know anything what happens
these days. People are not all same; and as there
is "bad Man"; there is "bad Woman". Don't tell
that the Soamli Woman are perfect. Do not tell
me that there is no "Somali Whore".
if you have doubt about that you need eye
surgery.

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jiijo.....jiip

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 06:00 pm
helen

go brush your crooked teeth b4 u say anythang to jiijo jiip get through your head cuz i aint cheap..............u dirty nigga..............

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hebel

Thursday, September 07, 2000 - 07:38 pm
Are U angry? Ms. Jiijo Ms. Jeep?

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Luul

Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 07:12 pm
To Guled

Did you say you think your wife is cheeting?(Sumxaana Laah),what kind of woman are you married to,i hope this message is not true,but if it's got help very soon,because this kind of things is not right,we should be muslims,we should not be having this kind of problems,iam very concern about you guys,what kind of marrige do you have if there's no trust.This is one of the reason's you should never married a woman who doesn't fallow what the Quan is telling her,because that's God is own words,and anyone who doesn't fallow is not different from the (Kufaar)
and will got punish,just like them.

i hope you all the best and if she doesn't change got divorce,because that's what's for.

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omo

Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 07:59 am
this is to
jj and guled

listen up losers, one claim his wife is cheating on him and the other one,,well same but says no somali wife ur realy funny jj but the true is no somali women would even look at u let alone cheating on u and maybe that is ur excuse for saying she cheating on u,so all i can say is DREAM ON coz that don't happend in real life (incase))))))).

this is for the big boy loser guled asking us do women's and men's sperm look like,,,,,,,,hello,,,,,when ur women said that the wet thing in ur bed was urs,,wouldn't that be like the knite before and how come it is still wet???????? ur women is dirty more like ''urtooy''' and it also seems to me that ur ODB and u also need to stop day dreaming about a woman that don't exist.that is my advise........................se ja .
and ahmed thanx for defending somalianwoman.

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wilwaal

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 04:22 am
i think you are a sick man.
i think you need some sex. i know you been bored doing whatever you do that's why you talking like that. you talk nonsence. shout your stupid motherfucking mouth up!!!

you nasty!!!!!
peace out