     Joker | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 07:52 am
This is a story about me and my friend Jamac "Dheere" who by the way was a newcomer to the country(2 days). I decided to take him to the local macdonalds which i also did. This was in San pedro(USA). As we arrived i told Jamac i was late for work and that he could order by himself because i had to leave, he said ok. So i left for work when i had worked for 8 hours i decided to take a coffe break and watch some tv, i couldnt believe my eyes the local tv station showed jamac in hand cuffs. What had happened was told to me when i arrived in the police station this is waht had happened in a conversation between Jamaac and the Burger king lady:Naa labo cheeese burger iyo canoo geel iyo jawaan qaad ikeen dinicas ayaan soo fadisaniyaa eeh, lakiin waxyaar suug aan soo tukado horta--excuse me sir i dont understand what you are saying--nayaahee hadal haa igu soo celinee wixxii laguu direey soo samee--sir if you dont speak english i cant help you-- englishkaan aad soo hadal qadisid ma ninkii awoowayashey isku deyey inuu gummeysto waa??Naa cuntoo iyo qaad ayaan kuu weydiyeey eeh maxa gaalki kuu dalaay so hadal qadsiyey?? naa cuntada ikeen yanaan cadonin eeh---Sir talk to the manager-- Hi sir i am the manager here what seems to be the problem??--Jamac thinking(Waryaadhaheen tanaa ugu darneyd ma wexey isledahay nin madow cunto masinino, kolkasey nin uu yedhay, wayee aniiga galaada shekadooda aqaana)--Sir what seems to be the problem you are having??---Aryaahee mar labad hadalkeyga kuma celiniyo eeh imikadan double cheese purger i keen--sir we dont serve cheese burgers that is macdonalds this is burger king, would you like a double whopper with cheese is that what you are saying?? ---(Jamac didnt understand what the man said)--Waryaahee ma waxaad damcadey inaad nin Cunto ugu dido sababto aah waa nin madow?? Inadeerkey Farax suguule ayaa iga shekeyey cunsurinimada lakiin nin Burco ku dashey lama cunsuriyeyo ayaan kuu idhi hayee, imikinaa hadanaad jawaanki qaadka oo ahn ka weydistey iyo canoohi iyo cheseepurgerkeki ii keniin waxaa daca adiiga ka masuul ah ma garatey?? ---Sir you seem to be upset but i cant help you if your eyes are black and covered--(Jamac oo kelmeda black uun ka gartey sentencgi ayaa aad uu cadodey-- feed ayuu ninki ku dhuftey ninkina saxibixisa ayaa so bodey dhee mesha baa wexey noqotey meel buqsan, jamac laba nin ayuu qurarad madaxa kuu kalajebiyey isagi oo isle ninki sedexad iska ceeli ayaa sagina qurarad sanka lagu duftey, jamac wabo suxeey.-- Boliski ayaa yimii meshaa jamac ayaa handcufs loo geliyey. Aniguu boliski headquarterskoodi ayaan tegey halkas jamac kuu arkey. I will tellm you all how the trial went another time(soon). |
| editor | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:21 am
Joker its better if you did it this way a more diologue style!
(Diologue between Jamac and the Mcdonalds chashier lady)
Jamac: Naa labo cheeese burger iyo canoo geel iyo jawaan qaad ikeen dinicas ayaan soo fadisaniyaa eeh, lakiin waxyaar suug aan soo tukado horta
Manager: sir we dont serve cheese burgers that is macdonalds this is burger king, would you like a double whopper with cheese is that what you are saying?
Macdonalds Lady: Hi sir i am the manager here what seems to be the problem??-
Jamac: englishkaan aad soo hadal qadisid ma ninkii awoowayashey isku deyey inuu gummeysto waa??Naa cuntoo iyo qaad ayaan kuu weydiyeey eeh maxa gaalki kuu dalaay so hadal qadsiyey?? naa cuntada ikeen yanaan cadonin eeh
Manager: -- Hi sir i am the manager here what seems to be the problem??
Jamac thinking.......(Waryaadhaheen tanaa ugu darneyd ma wexey isledahay nin madow cunto masinino, kolkasey nin uu yedhay, wayee aniiga galaada shekadooda aqaana)
Manager: Sir what seems to be the problem you are having??---
Jamac: Aryaahee mar labad hadalkeyga kuma celiniyo eeh imikadan double cheese purger i keen
---(Jamac didnt understand what the man said)--
Jamac : )--Waryaahee ma waxaad damcadey inaad nin Cunto ugu dido sababto aah waa nin madow?? Inadeerkey Farax suguule ayaa iga shekeyey cunsurinimada lakiin nin Burco ku dashey lama cunsuriyeyo ayaan kuu idhi hayee, imikinaa hadanaad jawaanki qaadka oo ahn ka weydistey iyo canoohi iyo cheseepurgerkeki ii keniin waxaa daca adiiga ka masuul ah ma garatey??
Manager: ---Sir you seem to be upset but i cant help you if your eyes are black and covered-
--(Jamac oo kelmeda black uun ka gartey sentencgi ayaa aad uu cadodey-- feed ayuu ninki ku dhuftey ninkina saxibixisa ayaa so bodey dhee mesha baa wexey noqotey meel buqsan, jamac laba nin ayuu qurarad madaxa kuu kalajebiyey isagi oo isle ninki sedexad iska ceeli ayaa sagina qurarad sanka lagu duftey, jamac wabo suxeey.-- Boliski ayaa yimii meshaa jamac ayaa handcufs loo geliyey. Aniguu boliski headquarterskoodi ayaan tegey halkas jamac kuu arkey |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 09:13 am
this is hell funny |
| Waleed | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 11:54 am
Wait a minute now, Whopper never been sold at McDonalds!!!! It is sold at Burger King ONLY. Get your story together dude, it is not even funny???? |
| qumayo | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 12:00 pm
*rolls eyes*..funny indeed |
| DAZZED & CONFUSED | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 01:22 pm
Can somebody please translate this in english, because I don't understand anything. I really tried to read it but I only understood a little bit of it. It sounds funny and I would love to read it.
PLEASE HELP
THANKS |
| Ahmed | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 06:21 am
sounds funnier when read in somali..trust me. Aint nothing funnier than a somali gafad!! |
| Joker | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 05:47 am
Editor thanks for the help, i will take it in to consideration!! |
| Harveys.. | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 06:47 am
Why do Somalians like Burger King?
Cuz I personally hate burger king..but every single somalian like it...problems because it is big lol. |
| HonestGirl | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 08:22 am
hahahah that was funny joker..........
but it kinda seems like u're making it up..........cuz first u said u took him to mcdonalds and left him........then the manager says "sorry no cheese burger, this is burger king"...........
and the other thing is if u knew this guy was a new comer..........only 2 dayz........u shouldnt have left him in a restaurant by himself..........u know how pain in da ass cashiers in fast food restaurents r right..........
there was another thing but i forgot right now and i gotta bounce to work............so take care and tell us what happens aight
ur sis
HonestGirl
Hey harveys..........u said u dont like burger king............why dont u try the DELUX in mcdonalds............lol
adios |
| BIG MAC | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 09:06 am
Why didn't he just say #1
BIC MAC
Next time teach him about the BIG MAC's |
| JAMAL | Saturday, October 07, 2000 - 02:54 pm
YO WAS I SUPOST TO LAUGH, CAUSE I DON'T GET THE PICTURE AT ALL. |
| UKGIRLS | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 02:10 am
WAIT THERE NUMBER 1 WHY DID YOU TAKE UR COUSIN TO MC DONALDS OR BURGERKING WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THEIR FOOD IS ALL HAHRAM. |
| xoxox | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 12:41 pm
thank you JOKER
I really needed to laugh today......that was cool. |
