     JOKER | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 07:08 am
Hello Brothers and Sisters!!!
This is something that took place in downtown Washington DC, a Somali man named Axmed "Furuuro" spotted Bill Clinton from a far, so he ran over to him only to be stopped by the security guards, but Clinton said its alright, let him true I will talk to him and this is how the conversation went:
CLINTON:Hi sir what do you want to ask me??
FURUURO: Hi Mr president i am from Somalia, do you think your government could help us(The somali people) we are sorry about the marines and everything??
CLINTON:What clan are you sir??
FURUURO(ooh aad uu yabaan):Sir i am Somali, what do you mean?????
CLINTON: let me speak so you can understand-Ma waxatahaay Isxaaq- geeljiree xun oo seperation rabaa, misee waxatahay Darod -cabdibile calol weyn oo so baxsaday, misee tolow mawaxatahay moryaanti Hawiyee eeh inamaheeni cuntadi idiin keneey madaxa katogteey, waar magaceyguu Clinton weyee nin GOB ah oo Qabil xoogleh ka dashey ayaan ahaay nin anaan qabilkisa garaneyn lamahadli karo is sheeg imikadan ayaan kuu idhi!!
FURUURO:Mr president Somalis are one people, with one culture and religion, i do not understand how you can ask me such thing??
CLINTON:Waaryahee, waar inaader i dont care what people you are qabila matahay ayaa lagu weydiiyey ma garatey??
Anigu qabilka aduunyadan ugu xoogaweyn ayaan ka dashey magacaa qabilkeey waxaweyee: the great clan of "America", we are also known as the kings of money, the kings of warfare, the kings of dominating worldpolitics,the upholders of democracy,the influencers of minds,the spacetravelers, the eliminator of enemies ma garateey??Tasii wexey aheeyd magacyadaa qabilkeey naneeys uu ah, Adiguu markaa qabilkagaa iga shekee ayaan ku idhi!!
FURUURO: OK Sir since you insist on knowing my clan, i belong to one of the six clanfamilies of Somalia.
(Clinton whispering in Furuuros ear): You are a bloody nigger and believe me my clan is stronger than yours!!
FURUURO:Waar ninyahow qabyalaada naga da faydoo ma leh wax eey dundumiso moyane waatu hore no sheegay gabyaanki weyna eeh Timacade, lakiin mid Clintonow ii sheeg, Monica Lewinski ma qabiiil baad ku jeclatey miise looks?? Hillaryna ma qabilkeeda awgeed mise jaceyl ayaa kuu geyeey?? Midkalena ninyahow ii sheeg:Arafat iyo Tony blair iyo Mikael jordan iyo japan presidentkodi ma qabil awgeed misee sabab kalee ayaad saxib ula noqotay???
CLINTON:Walee wa suaalo ficaan oon horee uga fekerin, mida uugu horeysa aan kuu shegoo inaan anigu Clintonahaan gabayada necebahay, boqol gabay ayeey republikanku isoo tiriyeen berigii lewinskii skandalki uu dacay, nin demokrati party ah oo jawab gabay uu celiya weli lama helin tasii wa kow. Nimankan saxibaheeyga ah aad magacyahoda shegtay waxaan ula saxibey sababo kala duwan. Arafat todobatanadi ayaanu is baraney ninkas geesi nimo ayaan ku jecladey,MonicaLewinsky waxan ku jecladey adiguu garo, Tony blair wa nacas yar oo degaweyn oo aaniga uu macalin ah worldpolitical affairs ayaan baraa, Hillary yadaa qabiil ahaan maan uu gursan eeh wa libaxad cadowgeyga iga celinisa iyadana taaas awgeed ayaan uu gursadey!! Japan presidentkodina dee wa money brother wax kale maan ku jeclanin, japanta daqankoda ma fahmo it is strictly money!!
FURUURO: Clintonow horta inaad gaal xun oo ureya inaad tahaay aan kuu sheego weliba perverted ayaad tahay,televisionka ayaan ka arkey adigo eey dunkaniya dee marka inaanad daqan iyo diin amaaba nadiif(hygein)midnana laheeyn wa wax aney shaki ku jirin.
Lakiin mid ayaad Somalida kaga ficantahey adiiga iyo dadkaagaba, halkey Somaliduu Greatness ka hadlan habeen iyo maliin, adiguu ma hadashid lakiin wadaankagu all areas wa Nr 1, Halkeey dadkeygu canogeel sidaa lo lisoo weli sifican uu baranin adigu dadkaga waxabad geysey samada iyo dayaxa,Halkey dadkeyguu maliin kasta gajo iyo cudur uu dhimaniyan adigu dadkaga cuntada ayaaba ku farabadatey promblemkagu wa macdonalds misee burgerking misee pizza miise tacobell kee baan manta cuna, halkey dadkagu progresska walalkod kuu farxiyan dadkeyga calosha xanunisa markey progresska walalkod arkan,halkey dadkagu 284 million people yihiin dadkeygu wa ugubadnan 20 million lakiin weey is wada necebyihiin, Aniga waxa laiyidha wa nin Isxaaq magaceyga iyo fikradeyda cidina dan kamalaha adiga waxa laguyidha ninkasi wa Mr Clinton qabilkaga irishka cidina dan kama laha,dadkagu Clintonow ma faan badna hadabey weligod faanan wexey ku fanaan 100 million ciyaal ayaan school geliyaay oon taclin siyaay lakinsee dadkeygu adunyadan weyn eeh uu ILLAHAY no samayay iyagaa ayaa ugu faan badan lakiin wax aay kuu fanaan wa sedex geeel ayuu awowgey boqolsano ka hor ka xadey awowga markalena wexey ku fanaan nin qabilkeyga ah ayaa boqolkun ooh qof(100 000) 4 week ku diley,dadkasaan la dashey oon dadkeyga yidhada .
CLINTON: Saxiib mid aan ku weydiyoo eey la dunkado gormey ceeb noqotey?? dadkinaan nigerka ah(somalida) geelbabad cuntan eeh maxad shegeysa??Dadkagaa markad iga shekeysey waan yabeey,ma dadka aduunka ugu litaa in all spheres of life be it teknology,literacy rate,poverty ma dadkasaa wax ku fani kara waaryadheheen isla yaaba gajo ayaad habeen iyo maliin uu dimanisan dadkenaan cadanka aah ayaa cunto iyo aqal idin siyeey maad mahadsanid iidahdid halkad iga cayeysid,runta dadkagu wa dad walan all i can tell you niggers is QABYALADU FAIDO MALEH WAX EEY DUNDUMISO MOYANE TALADEYDA QATA AMA TURA IDIINKEY IDIN JIRTAA geeljireyalyow xuni , wa clinton ooh idin le macasalama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 09:04 am
this looks intressting can you interpert it into english ------ all of it!!!!!! |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 11:25 am
lol
iam loughing at th qabiils....
isaak=
geeljiree xun oo seperation rabaa
(he got'em)
Darood=cabdibile calol
weyn oo so baxsaday, (this is funny)
Hawiye=inamaheeni cuntadi idiin keneey madaxa katogteey,(i must say clintion is kool with HAWIYE, he didn't hit'em hard |
| me | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 11:57 am
english pleaz...somali takes too long to read!!!!! |
| JOKER | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 01:28 pm
I am glad you guys liked my story, but i am not trying to talk about a certain clan, i am conveying a bigger message, that of brotherhood and peace and the stupidity of Somalis especially in the diaspora who are blinded by hatred(just look in the internet postings). |
| HURUD | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 02:50 pm
jOKER NO DUBT HOMY
THAT SH!T IS FUNNY AS HELL,
AND I LIKE THE WAY UR NOT INTO THIS QABIIL SH!T |
| PaPa | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 04:44 pm
Joker you made my day, you can turn this into a cartoon series. I see potential here ! the message comes across in a very homourous way ! |
| KAAFI | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 05:28 pm
salaam all
JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER loooooooooool.
My brother my eyes are watering seriously, tht was funny walahi.
now what's next " a somalian man with Fidal kastro" lol.
salam. |
| T-GIRL | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 04:35 am
Joker
And the MORAL of the Story was??????????? How can U try to convey a message with all the cussing you did to all the clans....Dang.....Reverse Psychology. |
| JOKER | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 03:16 pm
To T-GIRL:
The moral of the story is clear for the one who wish to understand. I cannot see how i am favoring a certain clan especially since Clinto call all Somalis niggers in the story.
As for Kaafi, Hurud and pApA thank you guys I am realy happy that you guys liked the story and thought it was fun!!! |
| cabdulrazaq | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 04:05 am
Hi, Joker i am really impressed by the clinton conversation with the somali bloke not only the story but am also delighted that we have got such talented guys like you man, but most of them don't publish nothing. Joker believe me we need people like you for the future of the somali youth. please, try to create and write more for the sake of the youth. Remember, we don't have genuine somali historians and reading your article tells me you've more materials in your skull man congratulations for your humurous article and keep it up. chaoo!! |
| AYUB | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 11:46 pm
TO JOker sxb waan kusalaamy
SXB i like the story but we have one probleam if we are somalis we don't read the newspaper at all if we do we don't read it all of it may some of it couse you see some ppl that jump on the midle of the storie why couse they don't get it they view the bad part not the good part that's why they jump in the midle so what i'm saying is. I was reading the daily newspaper on my state i see on the midle page Bill Clinton talking about somalia he say when i be come a pricent i didn't now alot on politics, but i do now I wish if i can a 3rd term couse when i send Askarta to somalia, GR Collin Bowel told me but now i now alot to change somalia and make it peace LOL i say is too late guy somalia is peace now we get our two legs back and we going forword no more back word and Qabiil staff i hope we don't couse i was watching a Djbuti TV it was saying before the news "Asagaa lajaanqaad" waxabaa kujira meesha Somalaay hurdada ka kac weeye. hadal badani haan mabuuxiyee meesha aan ka kacno somaliyeey oo hala badiyo sidaa wax aqriska ubadin laheyn not wax dhageysiga dhagi wax makaydisee idho iyo Qalbibaa wax keydiya. Jokaroow sheekada noo wad sxb I like what you doing every bid of it |
| s mohamed | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 04:19 pm
to joker
thanks joker realy you have got talent to craete
fany stories and iam sure you can be polition
man who can leads our peaple and take them out chaos and anarchy |
| mahad | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 12:52 pm
two thumps up Joker!
wish we had more of our ppl like you!wishing you all the best in your future endeavors my brotha!
mahad
mpls,mn |
| T-GIRL | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 01:09 pm
Let me guess............Ummmmmmm this is a MAN thing right? Coz if U guys saying the story was funny....I must have left my sense of humour next to the tooth-paste this morning..... |
