     Anonymous | Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 08:17 am
Anonymous
Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 07:14 pm
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Application for a Date:
Approved___________ Denied_____________
Tested For Aids?__________
Physician_________________
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Name____________________________
Address_______________________________
Age_____ Phone Number____________
Social Security#______________________________
Hair Color________ Real?_______ Eye Color__________ Real?___________
Dentures?____________
Height_________ Weight_________ Waist Size_______
Marital Status:
Married_______ Single_______ Divorced_______ Other_____
Chest or Bra Size_________________ Are they real?________________
Do you like them:
Sucked__ Chewed__ Kissed__ Carressed__ Squeezed_____
None of the above_____ other (Please Specify)____________________
Can you stay out late?__ How Late?____ All Night____ Several Days?__
Do you like to be screwed?_______________ How often?__________
Do you like Oral Sex?_______________________
Penis or Vagina Size: SM____ Med_____ LG______ EX LG______
While Screwing do you: Faint__ Fart__ Cry__ Moan__ Hum__ Scream__
Whistle__ Yodel__ Scratch__ All of the above__
Just lay there__ Other (Please List)__________________________
When you orgasm, Do you: Wiggle__ Wobble__ Twist__ Jerk__ Scream__
Cry__ Other(Please Specify)________________________________________
What kind of screw do you like? Fast__ Slow__ Super Fast__
All night___________
How many times_______
Comments_________________________________________
How long do you screw at one interval?_________________________________
Do you want to screw now? _________________
If you have screwed before, Give 2 References (Not Immediate Family)
Name__________________________ Address___________________ Phone_______
Name__________________________ Address___________________ Phone_______
If the Application is favorable, what are your charges? If any?
For one night____________ One Hour___________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job______________
What credit card will you Accept? Master Card?________ Visa?_________
Sears?_______ JC Pennys?_____________ Shell?_______________
American Express?_____________ Citicorp?______________
I verify the Above Information is the Truth, So Help me God!!
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Signature
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Date
cano
Friday, February 02, 2001 - 07:43 am
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i like youre application form but BROTHER i'm not that desperate to sign but good luck anywhere you'll need it.
love ya all
ali
Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 11:43 pm
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IS THIS FOR FEMALES? MAN YOU ARE A WEIRDO BUT THIS APPLICATION CRACKED ME UP. DAMN
screwer
Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 03:50 am
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You are really funny what ever you are
anyway keep up the good work
Anonymous
Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 05:23 am
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Boy, you really are one sick brother and not to mention lost. You should find something constructive to do with your life and time.
Mercutio-
Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 04:02 pm
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YOU ARE ILL!!!!!!!!!
LOL.
Sagittarius
Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 08:12 pm
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That was very funny!!!!!!!
Too much screwing though!!!Even references for it!!!Whoever you are, you need to go to Amsterdam..
Anonymous
Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 10:02 pm
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
i keept laughing the whole time.....my lord.
even th coments were funny anyways as they all said u are one sick dude or chick.
Spotter
Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 07:54 am
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looooooooooooooool that Sh**t was funny..but i have spotted one mistake or is it?? you asked for dick size as well as pussy size...how come? do you swing both ways...
kamal
Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 08:29 am
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Testosterone talking loud and clear..... aaaaaachooo.....
am laughing
Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 10:07 am
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Like said above it's funny!! everyone can imagine that stuff happening. But the truth is you're sick and you need attention....better spend your time something else.
Bye
Gogarad
Friday, February 09, 2001 - 11:55 pm
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loooooooooooooooooool..yo u are funny..
Ceebla xaji
Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 12:48 pm
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Name__ceebla xaji jama__"nick name ceebla fuckme"________________________
Address_62 fucking st______________________________
Age_26____ Phone Number_999-2210___________
Social Security#___not important___________________________
Hair Color__black______ Real?__some of it_____ Eye Color___black_______ Real?____yes_______
Dentures?_____no comments_______
Height___5'2______ Weight______200 pounds___ Waist Size__14-16_____
Marital Status:
Married_______ Single_______ Divorced___3 times____ Other_____
Chest or Bra Size____38 zzz_____________ Are they real?___________one of em_____
Do you like them:
Sucked_yes_ Chewed__ Kissed__ Carressed_yes_ Squeezed_____
None of the above_____ other (Please Specify)____________________
Can you stay out late?__ How Late?____ All Night__yes__ Several Days?__
Do you like to be screwed?______yes_________ How often?__7-8 aday________
Do you like Oral Sex?_ofcource______________________
Penis or Vagina Size: SM____ Med_yes____ LG______ EX LG______
While Screwing do you: Faint__ Fart__ Cry__ Moan__ Hum__ Scream__
Whistle__ Yodel__ Scratch__ All of the above yes__
Just lay there__ Other (Please List)__________________________
When you orgasm, Do you: Wiggle__ Wobble__ Twist__ Jerk__ Scream__
Cry__ Other(Please Specify)__all the above and spit as well______________________________________
What kind of screw do you like? Fast__ Slow__ Super Fast__
All night____yes_______
How many times__as much as he can_____
Comments_also prefer him being an expert too________________________________________
How long do you screw at one interval?_use ur imagination!!!!!________________________________
Do you want to screw now? __not really_______________
If you have screwed before, Give 2 References (Not Immediate Family)
Name__xersi wax mawasee________________________ Address__22 Licking Ave._________________ Phone__222-2554_____
Name__jamac nacalakuyal________________________ Address__59 Suck me Rd_________________ Phone_he doesnt have one______
If the Application is favorable, what are your charges? If any?
For one night_to be nagotiated!!___________ One Hour___we dont go by an hour________
Muff Burger Special or Blow Job_____both_________
What credit card will you Accept? Master Card?____yes____ Visa?__yes_______
Sears?___no____ JC Pennys?___no__________ Shell?__no,sorry no retail cards_____________
American Express?_yes____________ Citicorp?_mmmm sometimes_____________
In the name of ceebla fuckme i am trully and honostly waiting 4 a reply soon
Ayan
Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 01:11 am
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ceebla.....loooooooooooooooooolll hahahahahhah....holly molly u are funny man..u cracked me up wallahi..looool
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