     soulbrother | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 07:16 am
Computer Diagnosis
One day carmel complained to her friend, "My mouth really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor."
Her friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ten dollars."
carmel figured she had nothing to lose, so she filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, she poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was
printed:
You have infected tonsils
Avoid sucking dicks
It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, she began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. she decided to give it a try. she mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from her dog, and urine samples from her Jamaican man. To top it off, she masturbated into the concoction. she went back to the drug store, located the machine,
poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The computer made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard.
Get a water softener.
Your dog has worms.
Get him vitamins.
Yourjamaican man is using cocaine.
Put him in a rehabilitation clinic.
And your cum showed that you have aids.
So you have nothing to live for.. |
| hebaq | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 10:14 am
lolololololololo
that was funny,,,thank you for making my friday |
| foto-casii | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:53 pm
carmel-supporte,
you guys leave this girl alone...she might be
wrong to what is she saying.but
she is your sister any how????????
carmel,
sis why u are talking to with these guys?
they have difrent opinon than yours..leave there |
| ZX | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 04:31 pm
HEY FOTO WUZ UP? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL |
