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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Somali Women's Forum: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): A littel joke about CARAMEL......
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soulbrother

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:03 am
Q. What does the Bermuda Triangle and Caramel have in common?

A. They both swallowed a lot of semen.

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NINXOON

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:04 am
LOL@SOUL BROTHER

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soulbrother

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:20 am
Q. What did the caramel's left leg say to her right leg?

A. Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

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CARAMEL

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:30 am
HA HA HA HA LOL LOL LOL:):):) THAT IS SOOO FUNNY I'M LAUGHING MY ASS OUT. IT'S SEA MEN YOU ILLITERATE REFUGEE DIKE, •••• YOU CAN'T EVEN SPELL, YOU WHORE. MAKES ME WANT TO STICK A BANANA UP YOUR ASS, YOU SLUT.

HERE'S A JOKE THAT IS CLOSE TO WHOME MY DIKE FRIENDS.

WHAT DOES SOULBROTHER AND VACUUM HAVE IN COMMON???

THEY BOTH LIKE TO SUCK

DIKE WHORES

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soulbrother

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 11:39 am
Q. What's CARAMELS favorite nursery rhyme?

A. Humpme Dumpme

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Anonymous

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 12:18 pm
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool soulbrother ur killin me bro looooooooool

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deep brother

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 01:36 pm
lol man

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keyse

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 01:44 pm
is carmel somalian woman for real???????
if she's....i'm not surprise there are
somali gay-men!!!!!!!
shame on you sister...
do you have a father in your life or even
did you have one?????

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ZX

Monday, February 19, 2001 - 05:07 pm
lol soul brother:):):):):):):):):):):)

TO CARAMEL: TRY AGAIN BITCH, COME UP WITH STRONG S*HIT :(:(

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AYANE

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 01:06 am
WILL U GUYS STOP INSULTING EACH OTHER U GUYS SOUNDS LIKE A TWO YEAR OLD, FOR GOD SAKE HAVE SOME MANERS AND STOP THE HORRIBLE LANGUSGE.

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CARAMEL

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:33 am
LOLLLLOOLLLL MY DIKES MY WHORES

WHAT'S THE MATTER BITCHES, YOU CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT:):):) COMMMON I'M GETTING BORED HERE

SORRY DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ASSFUCKING THIS COUPLE OF DAYS?????

HEY WERE IS MY SLUT OF NINXOON???? WHERE ARE YOU???? COMMON WHO ARE YOU BANGIN BEHIND THE COFFFEE SHOP THIS TIME??? YOU MOTHERFUCKER COCKSUCKER.

TO THE REST OF THE KINDERGARDEN DIKES?? YOU GUYS ARE NOT CHALLENGING ME YOU WANNABEES DIKES LOL:)

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soulbrother

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 08:57 am
Q. What does a screen door an CARAMEL have in common?

A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 11:00 am
looooooooooooooooool

keep it coming i'm loving this

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jaylani

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 11:14 am
what does female baboon have in common with Carmel?

both are dark as midnight
both have saggy breast
both are ugly as fuc$
both carry the HIV
both are animal

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dick

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 02:31 pm
jaylani,
you forgot one thing baby baboon is alot pretter
than carmel...just correction

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ZX

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:09 pm
TO CARAMEL: BITCH I HEARD UR ON WORKING COMPENSATION CUZ U SPILLED A HOT COFFEE OR YOUR DARK ASS AND ON ONE OF YOUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS AT THE COFFEE SHOP, AND THE ONLY REASON HE IS NOT SUING YOUR WORK CUZ YOUR MANAGER ASK U TO SUCK ON HIS COCK UNTIL HE COMES IN YOUR FACE 3 TIMES A DAY. IT'S ALL GOOD BUT I WILL REPORT THIS TO YOUR CASE WORKER MRS. LINKLATER, AND HAVE HER CUT YOUR WELFARE CHEQUE BY 78%. I'M SORRY BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT HOE. I GUESS U HAVE TO GO TO THE FOUR CORNERS AGAIN

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FORENSIC

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:14 pm
CARAMEL,

IT MAY APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU ARE FIGHTING A WAR
BUT KEEP IN MIND THAT NINXOON = ZX = JAYLANI =SOUL BROTHER = DEEP BROTHER

THEY ARE ONE AND THE SAME PERSON, SO IT'S REALLY A BATTLE BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU!
YOU SEE HE'S VERY EASY TO DECIPHER...I'LL LET Y'ALL KNOW IF HE ADDS ANY MORE ALIASES TO THE LIST!

CIAO!

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jaylani

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:23 pm
forensic,

is your brain in your ass???? then stand up
you might understand it now

you sooooooo smart..I'm not even going to answer you :)...get a grip

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 03:29 pm
ooooooooooooh I think someone just hit a nerve!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:15 pm
this bitch caramel deserves this s^hit, she has a big mouth, and she should use it to suck dicks only...............

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:17 pm
hey jaylani take it easy man.

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Anonymous

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 07:29 am
To all the fucking loser somali bro's

You are all have small dicks and minds too. You are worthless piece of •••• and useless to man and women kind all over the world. You think using "whore and bitch" is the best thing since slice bread.

My advice to all you losers is be orginals and use mind for a change instead of acting like ghetto niggers.

Stop insulting ladies and if you have nothing good to say then keep your fucking stinking mouth shut losers. Lets keep it real the only bitch's in here are the man using those words, who do not even have respect for the ladies let alone themselves.

If you guys had respect for the ladies they would not go elswhere...get your sorry ass together. I apolagize for using such language but I have driven to do so. So whoever is gonna act smart with me " •••• you too".
VA Girl

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jaylani

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 07:39 am
last anonymous,

another bitch looking for some attention,,,,
it's funny how you know how big are our dicks???
what a stupid bitch...I'm not going to bother
answering stupid dump bitch like you :):)

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Anonymous

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 07:43 am
Jaylani,

I see reality hurts. You are stupid son of gun, loser go learn better words to use.

VA girl

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JAYLANI

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 08:36 am
anonymous,

COME UP WITH USER NAME 1ST, THEN COME
BACK BITCH..ARE YOU TOO STUPID TO THINK
OF ANY NAME...SUGGESTIONS
A) BITCH
B) HOE
c)WHORE
D) ALL THE ABOVE

GOOD LUCK DECIDING....:)

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ZX

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 01:28 pm
LOL JAYLANI THAT WAS RIGHT TO THE POINT!! LOL

TO VA GIRL: HOW OLD R U?? WHAT.... 12

BABY GIRL GO AND DRINK SOME MILK, BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND CLEAN YOUR FEET AND I WILL COME OVER TO READ U A BEDTIME STORY......OK U R NOT SUPPOSE TO BE HERE..................

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 10:09 am
lol lol lol keep it come in soulbrother
damn what a hoe

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jaylani

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 07:13 pm
what happened to her anyway?????????????
did she die from AIDS...i belive sooo:):):):)