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     | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:17 am To: all the girls Asalamu Calaykum Hi! I live in the U.K. I am a romantic somalian guy, who is very health, no Kat/jaad, no smoking, no drinking, fears Allah and only him. I don't care about whether you are Gyps / non Gyps, and hopping to get along with and I will be happy to ensure your satisfactions. I mean I will dangerously entertianing you... only... you luv when lights are gone! I am also a guy who is only interested somalian sweeties, who is passinate,so Malab and macaan. Also has good personality and boooorn to be romantic. so where are you Miss U.K P.S. Experience preved but don't worry not necessary!
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| | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 01:52 pm What about miss Toronto?.
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| | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 03:01 pm MISS UK OVER HERE <-------------------- How old R U ?????No lil boys plz. Seeking MATURE MEN ONLY. And Give your mail love. Go on then Chop-chop.
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| | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:13 pm miss toronto, hey babe i'm looking for miss TO..so what's up? it seems that the guy is looking 4 a chic in LONDON(not london,ontario) 
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| | Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:09 pm Hi AHMR.XL Let me tell u what kind of men i am looking bro: 1-good muslim 2-educated 3-mature 4-nice looks 5-good personality 6-respectful 7-fun person(not 2 boring)
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| | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 05:56 am Hay what the hell is going on her some disparate people try to find a partner on the net oh my god that is soooooooooooooo sad. I don’t know where to find or to read about a good article those days. You go to the joke suction they are dissing them self’s and shock me that was some people had put their phone numbers on the net. Or how is the best looking or the ugliest guy/girl in moon. Do I care no. Please people if u have something good to say it or be silent because they say silence is from gold. CNN chanal10
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| | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 07:27 am yeah wat ever miss tronto u live far way grl so plz stop fantasising now it is my turn to get my self rubished in gere hey pl i'm intrested an egrl from the south of england as i'm living in manchester so plzzz if u wanna a dull man with no credibilty plz contact me on yariisoow at netscape.net
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| | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 09:10 am miss toronto, i think i passed your test... i answered yes to all of your questions!!!! so are you accepting applications????
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| | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 12:23 pm miss toronto, i don't think you need to date somalis living in England.. let me explain why i said that... first, they are being abused by the brits from left to right. secondly, they are not as wealthy as you are, since africans are the most hated people in England. thirdly, as you can see from his writing, he is educationally deprived. fourthly, he is contradicting himself, and i quote "i am god fearing... but, when the lights are out, i want luv..." so why the hell would you want to even consider a andividual with that kinds of interest in your life? besides, you live in TO... girl, you have plenty of men who will service whenever, however, and whatever you want. so, you can kick the somali-english guy to the curb. take care. PS. we somali men who reside in the western hemesphere know what we are talking about.
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| | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 12:56 pm J.B.... c'mon now u didnt have to go diggin for all that unnecessary info to throw da nigga out of da window! Just a little advice to Dr.D and the rest who might be posting messages here.... >>> re-read ur messages...and see whether it really makes sense and stop contradicting urselves....cuz "We(j.b and his net-crew) Western hemisphere SomaliMen" know how to point-out ur typos! P.S. What happened to SomNet Matrimonialz? isnt dat where girl/guy seekers should be doing their postings. Dr.D try it, am sure JB wont be there to correct ur contradictions...lol. Mad-Man!
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| | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:22 pm J.B. and Mad Man, are you guys holding hands too?? Which one is the shadow?? ;-)
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| | Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 11:08 pm Hi! All y'all ladies! If you are the special kind of person The world needs more of and can make everything so much nicer, also have the marvelous ability To turn happiness into joy and wonderful thoughts into precious memories. So if y’all ladies match this then let tell you what kind of sweetie am looking for? 1) Have to be fit 2) You got to have D34 boobs, coz I don't Like two crocodile hanging from your chest honey, not fat either and big belly. Otherwise you will discriminate my passionate. Luv Sorry ladies but I have to say it so! 3) Nice ass and legs 4) Good looking 5) Passionate 6) Can dangerous entertainment me in bed All night! 7) You have to be romantic, luv So ladies if you can handle this wild Dr. D Let not talk and talk, my mystery lady! Drop me an email at the address below honey? Love Dr. D drd911@hotmail.com P.S. miss U.K. well this question is for you luv You probably sound like teen so please do not, Come back again will ya? Danger!! 18+ only! God Bless y’all heavenly Somali ladies Dr. D
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 03:34 am DrD, is D for Dickhead? But since you are such a romantic soul looking for babies, why not Dr.Romance?? That will fit you good, eh? Or do you already know that??
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 06:04 am anon, i think you have very good point. dr.d does in fact need some polishing before searching a soul mate, or what he calls "luv" God knows what he means by it. to the other anon, don't get mad, because mad man and i only speak of the truth... i am surprised to see that you have hidden your identity as well as your gender... hmmmm?
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 06:06 am anon, i think you have very good point anon. i believe that dr.d is yearning for some polishing on how to search a soul mate, or what he calls "luv"... to the other anon, don't get mad, because mad man and i only speak of the truth... nonetheless, i am surprised to see that you have hidden your identity as well as your gender... hmmmm?
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 06:28 am Heheh, ok J.B., you got me... Both anons = WGN... ;-)
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 09:02 am dr D i don't care if the girl you looking for got one breast, no front teeth , no hair what so ever, what ever you do make sure that you don't rescue ex-•••, those bitches who exhausted more than their share of a cock... ninxoon
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:23 am ninxoon, if you don't have anything positive to say, please do not post messages. once again, i had to read your message five times to get some sense of what you were saying
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 10:29 am j.b excuse me professor but even with my level 3 E.S.L english i think I'm entitle to my opinion....
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 11:55 am ninxoon, everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but i sure do not want to hear level 3 ESL's opinion at this time. may be and just may be next time i see you in this room
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 12:03 pm JB and who the f.u.c.k you think you are???? i've seen your postings b4 and you were acting like Mr. i know it all....calm down bitch
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 12:11 pm zig-zag, you nasty dr.D wannabe... You dont get a s.hit, so shut up you f.uck!
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 12:15 pm last anon, BLOW ME ...BITCH
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| | Friday, March 16, 2001 - 07:32 pm With ur level 3 E.S.L u are entitle to give good point not to say......bitch motherfucker etc. JB lol i agree with u.... if ninxoon don't have any think new to say he should shut the •••• up.Ninxoon to tell u the truth u don't make any sence.
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| | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 12:42 pm DR D Is the "D" for DESPERATE?......Just wondering? Why U spoiling the UK image mate? Have I never taught you nothing?......Why U acting like a 2-bit tart at the corner of Kingscross ey? Have some bloddy dignity will ya and sort yourself out LOSER.......
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| | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 02:45 pm T-Girl.... damn it! U didnt have to blow him into pieces like that..... this fella shall recall 't-girl' for eternity! Zig-Zag, and u had to intervene cuz ur mate Ninxoon has been attacked! I know Ninxoon means alot to u but he got not right to talk trash in this 'trash-free'zone!...and his jubilee is over! No more Ninxoon Sh^t permitted in this forum.... Mad-Man!
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| | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 04:49 pm Dr D I think ur a desperate geeza, Go t-girl i like ur words. All the prostitutes are based in soha, all type, just mention it so u should have some respect for the Somalian gals in UK. Magaratey. Well if not u better understand jB U and ninxoon have nothing nice to say in life.
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| | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 12:27 pm _ALIYAH &_T-GIRL*_MALEKA. ...ITZ SCARY UP IN HERE. WHEN SOMALI LADIEZ HAVE NOTIN'G INCOMON EXCEPT BEING' RUDE AND ALL DAT. _BUT WAT IS WORSE IS THIS MOTHER FU.KARZ , HAVING THEIR DICKS IN THEIR HAND, LOW LIFESOMALIS
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| | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 04:27 pm MAD MAN AND JB DO U GUYS HAVE UR DICKS IN UR HANDS.....IS IT TOOOO SMALL OR SKINNY LOOOOOL JUST WONDERING HOW IT LOOKS. CARE HOW DID U KNOW THEY HAVE THEIR DICKS IN THEIR HANDS........ARE U GAY LIKE NINXOON AND JAYLANI?.
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| | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 04:57 pm last anon, bitch come up with name 1st... i don't reply to objects(like you).bitch
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| | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 08:58 pm JAYLANI AKA GAY OF THE YEAR AKA LOSER OF THE MONTH AKA MOTHERFUCKER OF THE WEEK AKA DOQON OF THE NET. JAYLANI IS THAT ALL U CAN SAY.....BITCH..... WHAT A BABY U ARE....DID U FORGET TO DRINK UR MILK?. U STINKY ASS HOLE WHO CAN'T EVEN HOLD HIS S*H*I*T.WHY DON'T U STOP BEING GAY AND BE REAL MEN.
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| | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 11:15 pm Hehehe, you are arguing about small dicks and brainless bitches while this guy Dr.D (Dickhead) is laughing his ass off.... So please people, be smart for once, stop feeding this immature creature. He is growing because of you... ;-)
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| | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 03:53 am DoCtor Danger Digger is Back!!! to: T-girl you bitch I think that you cat misuderstnd me coz i demanded somthing too much from somalian catz coz am used white honeyz not these unfit somalian buzycatz so let me tell ya something you ugly birdz, get fit, Geeeet Fiiiit!!!!!! me name is Dr. danger digger, i repeat daneger digger coz am plastic sergent specailist doctor so you all somalian catz need plastic sergent, i will fix you, P.S. I mean women only! trust me I am a doctor! catz. so catz the soon you all go to gym or come to my clinic the better for you catz. by the way who the hell is that Anon2? am confused whether you homosexaul / bisexual but hey if are gay OoH boy i'll whip your ass mutherfucker coz no gayz are allowed here assholes P.S NINXOON I THINK THAT YOU, T-GIRL AND J.B SHOULD CONSENTRATE YOUR E.S.O.L BUZZYCATZ. MIYAAAAUUUW BUZZYCAT!!!! PEACE IN THE HOUSE!
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| | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 04:53 am Dr.D; Yeah, Who the hell is that Anon2... To your information; curiousity killed the cat...
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| | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 05:13 pm Dr Desperate Let me remind you that it is Tuesday today ......Time to learn some new words....U been hanging with the Dykes for too long man. Today's new words are *SOMALI SISTERS *RESPECT *PEACE Repeat after me.......I SHALL NOT ACT HOMOSEXUAL ANYMORE PEACE
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| | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 05:26 pm t-girl, i love you sis... tecah him the importance of respect, peace and the most importantly what somali sis can accomplish for themselves. aliyah, hey bitch, were you tought how to close your legs as well as your mouth? just curious. however, i do think that you sound someone who is in lesbian relationship, shame on you aliyah. so called anon, why the hell aren't you revealing your identity? of course, i forgot that you were the ••• around the corner...hehehe madman, keep your head up dude, we will claim this room sometime soon.
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| | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 04:05 am to: T-girl THIS APOLOGY IS TO T-GIRL honey I apologise for that over reacting but I do respect somali ladies but hey its joke, you LADIES are taking it the wrong way. anyway sis peace be upon you honey! NOW IT DOWN TO THIS J.B CAT, HEY YOU CAT WHAZ UP ME TO TALKING TO YOU LADY, WHY DID YOU IDENTIFIED YOURSELF NOW COZ I WOULD HAVE WHIPPED YOU LITTLE CAT ASS.MOREOVER YOU BETTER CHECK YOUR SPLELLING LUV, E.G "I love you sis... tecah him" WHAT DOES THAT MEAN LADY. WELL YOU BATTER CONCENTRATE ON YOU E.S.O.L 1 LEVEL LADY. BY THE WAY T-GIRL THERE IS MY NEW SHOW COMING SOON LIVE FROM MUGADISHU LUV, I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CHECK IT OUT, IT CALLED Dr. D. SPRINGER. IT TALK TALKS ABOUT ANYTHING THAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR YOUTH AND ALSO ITS OPEN TO EVERY SOMALIANS AND KIISHEEGTABA AND OF COURSE THIS LITTLE J.B CAT PEACE IN THE HOUSE God bless somalia & SOMALI LADIES
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| | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 12:15 pm Dr. d, I know you are not messing with me... nonetheless, let me tell you one thing, before criticizing my typographical error, I think you should proof your writing before posting. for instance, "it called" it should be it is called, it is important that you use "is". secondly, there is no such thing as "talk talks about". so, I would suggest that you should go back to ESL and get your grammar straight. also, you need to organize your train of thoughts. PS. so Dr. d, I think I have made my point very clear to you. if for any reason you are having difficulty in understanding what I have said, please feel free to express your opinions. take care.
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| | Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 12:44 pm Dr.Dirt; Chat Noir lost his tail ce soir....
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| | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 07:34 am To: anon, the ptch, abaayo, gare is gay, but abaayo xagee iga soo gashay gabdhaha leefida majecloo
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| | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 02:19 pm T-girl, I come upon your postings while you're insulting someone or teaching lessons to the boys, I hope that's not a characteristic of yours. you see why everybody is calling you a bitch, and then calling us all bitches is very much related to your childish behavior that you think tit for tat is the best solution to confront your agressor. Girl you only demeaning yourself and lowering yourself to the lowest possible, this is my impression of you..that you're sharp tongued and maybe neglegted in childhood that you try to show superiority by insulting others.
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| | Monday, March 26, 2001 - 05:45 am Tgirl looooool, girl i didn't that u was a londoner. walaahi u made laugh sis, i can't stand it when our london lads come in here and chat crap. You sure thought the lad his place. That is what i call girl power: somali style of coures. Dr D, bro you really need to learn to respect your sisters young bro..... and no you can't put us on the same level as ur essex gals aight. J.B easy on the english lessons this ain't the time nor place for it walaalo. Peace and love.
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