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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Somali Women's Forum: Somali Women's Forum (Current): THE FIRST PLAYBOY MATE................
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ZX

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 09:46 am
BREAKING NEWS………………………

WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A WORD THAT PLAYBOY BUNNY HAS JUST CHECKED IN PSYCHIATRIC WARD. AFTER INTERVIEWING LOT OF PEOPLE WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS. WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT PLAYBOY WAS DEPRESSED DUE TO THE FACT THAT HER LATEST PLAYBOY ISSUE. THE REFUGEE EDITION OF THE PLAYBOY WAS A COMPLETE FAILURE, THE ISSUE DID NOT SALE AT ALL DUE TO THE FACT:

(1) SHE HAD LONG-ASS TEETH (CHARLIE THE HORSE)
(2) SHE IS PITCH BLACK (THE FAMOUS SUDANESE MODEL)
(3) SHE HAD 3 BUTTS IN 1
(4) SHE IS OVER WEIGHT AND OUT OF STYLE (273 POUNDS)
(5) SHE HAS STRETCH MARKS ALL OVER HER BODY INCLUDING HER FACE
(6) ON A GOOD-DAY SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ETHIOPIAN CRACK HEAD
(7) HER P*USSY IS KINTERLESS

ALL COPIES WERE RETURNED TO THE ISSUER AND MR. HUFNER WHO WAS EXTREMELY MAD AND CHARGED THE MONEY BACK TO THE MODEL WHO IS BROKE ASS. FINALLY PLAYBOY BUNNY HAD TO SELL HER BOYFRIEND “AHMED GUUSYARE” ORGANS INCLUDING HIS 3in DICK, HEART, LUNGS AND PANCREAS.

THIS IS JAMAL POUTINE REPORTING LIVE FROM OUTSIDE “ ADAM HEARTLESS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL” IN SEATTLE. WA FOR KPGM AND WE WILL REPORT HER CONDITIONS AS WE GET THE UPDATES FROM DR. TUNA DRINKJUICE.

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ninxoon

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:42 am
lol zx u r killing me man LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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ADAM

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 08:32 pm
ZX PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS, THIS GIRL WILL KILL HERSELF. EVEN THOUGH SHE BAD, BUT YOU ARE TOO HARSH ON HER.