     12Inch | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:56 am
>>>>> > > A CAUCASIAN WOMAN:
> > > First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> > > Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> > > Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position. Then
> > > you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.
* > > > > > ITALIAN WOMAN:
> > > First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant
> > > Second Date: You meet her parents and her mom makes spaghetti &
>meatballs
> > > Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3
carat ring
> > > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of having sex
> > > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend
* > > > > > JEWISH WOMAN:
> > > First Date: You get a dynamite blow job.
> > > Second Date: You get another great blow job.
> > > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
* > > > > > MALAY WOMAN:
> > > First date: You get to touch those big breasts of hers.
> > > Second Date: You get to home base with her.
> > > Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get
circumcised.
> > > Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her
whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure
three other times as allowed under Muslim law.
* > > > > > CHINESE WOMAN:
> > > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
happened.
> > > Second Date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing
happens again.
> > > Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already
realised nothing is going to happen.
* > > > > > INDIAN WOMAN:
> > > First date: Meet her parents.
> > > Second dete: Set the date of the wedding.
> > > Third date: Wedding night.
* > > > > > BLACK WOMAN:
> > > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
> > > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
> > > Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> > > Tenth Date: She's pregnant
* > > > > > IRISH WOMAN:
> > > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> > > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> > > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex
* > > > > > GREEK WOMEN:
> > > First Date: You find out she's a chain smoker and heavy drinker,
despite the fact she's underage
> > > Second date: You get her piss drunk and have sex
> > > Third date: You find out she was a virgin and her dad and 30 uncles
are all out searching for you with a shot gun and a priest ready to perform
the wedding liturgy
Addition
Somali woman.
1stdate: Expensive meal nothing happens after
2nd:same as above
3rd:same as above
1year later: same as above
5years later:she tells you "you are not her type" |
| L.L | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 08:19 am
Thats just plain stupid 0,12 inch |
| 1/2 and 1/2 | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 09:48 am
a real man should expect PUSS^Y every time
he goes on a date |
| beloved and her home gurls | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 10:13 am
yOu iS So rIgHt!!!
FoRReAl
YoU PoMEd tHe hEl oUt oF My sItE
FoR ThE NiGgA tAlKiNg MaN SHoUlD expEcT
••••• On tHeIr fIrSt dAtE.
rEmMeBeR tHaTs wHy tHey aLwAyS CoMe bAcK HoMe
wIt tHeIr bOlS FlYiNg Up In ThE AiR.
iN AnOtHeR wOrD, tHeY dOn't gEt ••••. |
| HaLa | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:42 am
LOL!! That's soo hilarious. Good job my brother. BRAVO  |
| Rashiiid | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 02:22 am
what a man should ..... huh...... let me think mmmmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm..... i would like to feel like this.. I mean for both os us not just me..
Two eyes meet again
Smiles say hello once more
A quaint little restaurant, a small ice cream parlor, a picnic lunch
Two seated across from each other
Not a care in the world
Only sweet thoughts of each other
Sweet smiles
“Get to know you” chatter fills the time
Awkward pauses
Shy glances
Nervous laughter
Happy sighs
The feeling that this something new is something special beginning
Others walking, talking, close by fade in importance
Only the others face is there focus point
An arm accidentally brushes the others
Two eyes meet again
Awkward pause
A what to do look
Cheeks flush
Lips part in a smile
A moment in time never to be forgotten
Feelings so sweet nothing will ever feel the same
A memory to relive even after the two have parted
A time of beginning
Two seated across from each other
Not a care in the world
Only sweet thoughts of each other |
