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     | Unrecorded Date Hi everyone. I reckon there is nothing like a MALE BASHING joke to get you throught a day...... 1.What do Men and beer bottles have in common? -They are both empty from the neck up. 2.Why R Blonde jokes always short? -So that MEN can understand them. 3.What the 2 main reason's why men don't mind their own business? a)No mind b)No business 4.Why is a woman different from a PC? -coz a woman will never accept a 3 1/2" floppy. 5.Why do bachellors like smart women? -Opposites attract 6.Why R men like Laxatives? -They irritate the crap out of ya 7.What does a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? -Men keep on missing them 8.What do you call gross stupidity? -144 Men in a room. 9.What is a man's idea of safe sex? - A padded headboard 10.Why does a stupid man put ice in his condom? -To keep the swelling down 11.How can ya tell if a man's aroused? -He is still breathing 12.How do men sort out their laundry? -"Filthy"......and "Filthy but wearable" 13.why R banana's better than men? -coz the smallest banana is atleast 8 inches long. 14.What is the thinest book in the world? -'What Men know about Women! 15.Why did God create MEN? ----No seriously WHY? If ya have hilarious jokes...contribute,Coz I am little feminist in the MAKING.......LOL...Just kidding.I love men...But not as much as I like taking the Flip outta them.....LOL Peace Enough of TROUBLE 4 one day peeps...... TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Since you asked for it, found this in my inexhaustable archive. __________________________________________________ A little something on the subject: "women" Woman - A Chemical Analysis Element : Woman Symbol : Wo Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175. Discoverer : Adam Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal fluctuations. Physical Properties : 1) Surface usually covered with painted film. 2) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason. 3) Melts if given special treatment. 4) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care! 5) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6) Yields to pressure applied to correct points. Chemical Properties : 1) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones. 2) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates. 4) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in alcohol to a certain point. 5) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense. 6) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man. Uses : 1) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2) Can greatly improve relaxation levels. 3) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances. 4) Can cool things down when it's too hot. Tests : 1) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state. 2) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Caution : 1) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling. 2) Illegal to possess more than one.
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| | Unrecorded Date Dang Ma Dawg.... That was SWELL man...Thanx.....A reply with no sign of insults and profanity...... CHEERS TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date TO: Troubled chick Tu aleicha ve al paneicha hachatul hishtin aleicha TO: Ma Dawg chaval al hazman CiiseRooti
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| | Unrecorded Date CiiseRooti what is this crab language...speka englisha
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| | Unrecorded Date yo ciiserooti what was all that about??? T.girl lol suga..
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| | Unrecorded Date CIISE ROOTI...... UR mama is TURKISH...Yo daddy is from Cyprus...WHAT THE HECH WAS THAT...U AMXAAR?
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| | Unrecorded Date you go girl T-girl Ma Dawg.... loved it!!!! hope you dont mind but I'm gonna use it.
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| | Unrecorded Date Politically correct way to say he is stupid: He fell out of stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down doesnt have all his dogs on one leash during evolution his ancestors were in the control group the butter has slipped off his pancake if brains were taxed, he would get a rebate some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he just gargled. his antenna doesnt pick up all the channels the cheese slid off his cracker all foam, no beer
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| | Unrecorded Date T.GIRL, you always make me laughhh girl, you are full of jokes and may I add good jokes so keep on firing them up...later T.girl***
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| | Unrecorded Date LOVERGIRL AND FeMFatale...... Thanx y'all......Thats encouragement nuff......I'll keep 'em coming. TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date is male bashing like baby shower?
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| | Unrecorded Date lol@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@hebel you are nuts!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal. Why are men like laxatives? They can irritate the •••• out of you. How do you get a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his toes Why is it good that there are women astronauts? So that when the crew gets lost in space, at least the women will ask for directions What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind. 2. No business. Why is a woman different from a PC? A woman won't accept a 3½" floppy Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him. Why do bachelors like smart women? Opposites Attract. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there. What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy. Why are men like commercials? You can't believe a word they say. Why are men like blenders? You need one, but you're not quite sure why. Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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| | Unrecorded Date Miki,,,,,,,The jokes were funny the first time I read them,,
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| | Unrecorded Date HATE REPEATS.... I new they were REPEATS.....No one else noticed MiKi do it again...LOL
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey Trouble, my philosphy.....why reinvent the wheel???????????? when one can paste!!!!!!!!!!! ============The ABC's of Relationships=========== A is for Another. If this lover isn't right for me, I'll find another. B is for Better. The next one will have to be better than the last. C is for Clingy. A most unattractive trait in a man OR woman. D is for Dumper, which feels better than being the dumpee. E is for Ego. The place to aim your best shot. F is for Fucked. During the relationship he'll be well-fucked, and afterwards, he'll feel pretty well fucked. G is for Gag. He better not gag me, or I might bite. H is for Happiness, which is what I know how to supply for myself. I is for Illegal. If he's into ••••, he's not worth ••••. Give him the boot and don't look back. J is for Jacking Off, which is what he can do if he doesn't have time for foreplay. K is for Knee. Useful for discouraging unwanted advances. L is for Little. Beware of little men with little penises. They tend to have big complexes. M is for Money and Mama's. Love is no excuse for getting stupid about money. And a Mama's boy is ALWAYS a bad risk. N is for Never. Once trust is broken, never look back. O is for Orgasm. See 'H'. This too, is attainable by oneself. P is for Pleasure and Pain. In a relationship, there should be lots more of the former than there is of the latter. Q is for Quality. It's better to hold out for a quality relationship. R is for Ridiculous. The idea of letting a relationship de-rail you is simply ridiculous. S is for Stupid. If it's making you stupid, it isn't real love. T is for Thinking. Don't forget to do your own damned thinking! U is for Underhanded. What it's okay to be when the going gets tough. V is for Viciously ...the way to protect your children, your sanity and your physical well-being. W is for Wild! Live your life with passion! X is for Xenophobe. Beware the ones with narrow minds. They usually have restrictive ideas about what YOUR role should be. Y is for Yucky. I feel yucky when I start getting slowly sucked into manipulative-type bullshit. Z is for zzzzzzz. ....A nice long nap, 'cause there ain't no man worth losing sleep over.
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| | Unrecorded Date LOL@Mika....way to go....I never knew ABCs could be funny.
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| | Unrecorded Date Male bashing or BITCH TRAShing. All the same, I hope all ya'll die. Don't ask me why? PSSSSSS, you and me, her and he? What it gonna be. Who cares, not me! Yo, think about this: Why or how will girls f*ck any body, who will suck any body, who does any body, caus there in love. Reason why: all of ya must die!! => HIV check ya later, ya so called 'who cares, not even worth it. See ya G.PhOnE
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| | Unrecorded Date G.Phony why are you always trying to ryme.You trying to be a poetrist.Well guess what you'll never be one, cause your poems SUCK!!! Cheers Ayan
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