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     | Unrecorded Date Hi everyone.....I want some advice. Here it goes. My best friend is going out with a guy she has known for nearly 10 yrs. She loves him to death & when the right time comes she wants to marry him. But the problem is her boyfriend has female friends who keeps in touch with him all the time. She come to me crying saying stuff like even thought she loves him she cannot take the fact that he is chatting to other women on the phone & they constantly mail each other. My friend had male friends but she has assured me that because she is getting serious with her man she has cut all male bonds totally. My friend gets chatted up all the time.....everyday infact.She has atleast 10 guy on a waiting list..Wallhi I ain't kidding, But she can't be bothered with any other man but him...She is so mesmerised by him that she has gone colour blind....so to speak. He tells her that he wants to marry her...wants to be with her 4 eva & eva & eva...But his actions are clearly saying something else. My advice to her is irrelavant coz obviously I am liable to be a bit partial towards her coz she is my best mate. I don't know what to say to her. She has questions like:- 1. Why does a man who has everything & a woman that loves feel the need to seek other women's companionship? 2.Is that coz he is not satisfied in his relationship with my friend? 3.Could it be that he is still playing the field and wants to fish around before he commits himself to anyone....including my friend? 4.Can men and women be friends?Purely platonic, even though he says one of his close Female friends hints that she likes him a lot. Oooohhh I forgot to tell you the best part.....He calls his female friends while he is spending time with my friend. They hardly ever get time to spend in each others company,when she retaliates and says something.....he GOT THE NERVE tell her to control herself cos she is OBSESSED. Coz personally I reckon if you are in a serious relationship U should burn your little black diary and let everyone know that U R spoken for and that U R taken. I am all worn out by this issue.....If It were me...I would boot him Laaannng Tyme...LOL Please HELP.....If ya got private advice mail me Badgirl@badmanners.co.uk Peace TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble girl, my adivce is that your friend shouldn't burn the black diary book, but donate it to sisters in need like yours truly:)
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| | Unrecorded Date KOCONUT.... Thanx ,,,,but that wasn't quite the kinda advice I was looking for...Thanx nevertheless.
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| | Unrecorded Date TroubleG, The guy is still fishing around, we male don't believe in female friendship. Even if we are friends for fifty years with a female we are always looking for the right time and the right place, we never give up. So, if your-to-be-brother-in-law still keeps his black book, he has something up his sleeve, tell your friend not to commit as long as they are being interrupted by chick voices. Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date troubledchick to make a long story short
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| | Unrecorded Date TO:TROUBLED YOUNG LADY Ya still Freaking.....huh???????
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| | Unrecorded Date T.GIRL, tell your friend to loose the loser and find herself a hero***for one thing you can have the opposite sex as a friend but it has to be to a certain point you said he calls and mails his female friends all the time WHY? WHAT IS THE NEED FOR THAT? does he have a lot of time on his hands and if that is the case WHY can't he call and mail to his girl? even if they are living the same city, he can send her notes and love letters.. did I read that HE calls them during their time together? NAH, she can't have that he should've been busy enjoying his time with his girl. Sorry to say this but this guy is definetly not satisfied with the relationship of your friend, it seems to me that he is still looking, you know it should've been like that song (WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN SHE CAN DO NO WRONG)what I mean is when they love us they don't have time and eyes for anyone else***tell your friend to tell him it is either them OR me and see what he says...the other thing is he is braging about one of his friends liking him, I think he knows your friend loves him more than him and he is taking advantage of it***she(also)needs to make him jeoulus and see if that works keep it real girl AND tell your friend if that does't work not to worry 'cause there are a lot of fish in the sea...she will get her ROMEO someday:):):)
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| | Unrecorded Date TG, When I got my Juliet, I had some old friends' pictures in my photo album and when she saw them, she wanted to burn them, so I said they are just my friends but she didn't buy that story,but I did not budged, so it became "Me or them" when I saw how serious she was I gave up. cause I knew I got my partner and I don't care about old timers. If your friends boy is bragging about a chick who cares about him, he is just wasting her time, and still shopping around. Tell her to kick his butt and get along with her life. Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date TGirl tell her to be a good muslim, she shouldn't have any relationship with men or any male friend whatsoever....it is Xaraam.
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| | Unrecorded Date trouble-g Let me tell ya a story...happen to MUA I use to date dis one nigga few yrs back, and we must have been datin for bout 5 and a 1\2 months or maybe more...cant seem to remember. Da nigga was everythin I ever looked in a man...Sweet, sensitive, intelligent, and fine as he can be...yo, just talkin bout it brings back memories...Nigga loved me...he used to call me his *shine* back then...da one problem I had with him was....If a nigga checkin me out or tryin to hit on me....boy would just turn all around...dat •••• pissed him off...made him look like a fuckin possesive biotch....dat some turn-off •••• 4 me....I told him, aint no cheatin gonna happen and even if it was, I was gonna let him know...becuz I aint da type dat go around pples back....Nigga was even jealous bout my homeboyz....niggaz I known for mad yrs...way before I even met him...and ofcourse one homeboy had a crush on me since like 95...but it was all good between us becuz I wasnt feelin him and more importantly *our friendsip meant more to me than anythin* ....One of my boyz that live in anoter country, I use to know him from my childhood yrs came to town 4 a visit, we went out...just da 2 of us...but da thing is my man knew dat my boy was in town but I didnt tell him I was gonna go out with him that night......I didnt really think of it much, it was just my boy...aint no biggy...we were @ dis club...dancin or whatever and my boyz friend saw us and he didnt know who hommie was...went and told my man...twisted everythin around and...like I give a f*ck....I wasnt gonna take no BS from him or anyone else for that matter... •••• WENT DOWN...I SAID •••• IT...LIFE goes ON... REFUSE TO TAKE ABUSE FROM ANYONE.....BECUZ TO ME, IF I SAY SOMEThIN AND U DONT BELIEVE IT...ITS LIKE, DA hELL WITh EVERYONE ELSE... I SUggEST U LET YA gIRL KNOW gOW IS REALLY gOIN DOWN...TELL hER WhATS UP
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| | Unrecorded Date TO ALL:- WOW......That was quite the positive response I was looking for...THANK U everyone.....90% of your remarks clearly indicate ....to tell my pal to DUMP his BUTT to the kerb.....I shall pass on the messages....even thought she will be crushed coz she loves him like hell....I say love a MAN after U R married....B4 that....HELL NO TO MURIDI.... LOL...Ha ha ha ...chick voices....reminded me of the chip monks(cartoon)on the TELE. TO LOVER GIRL...... U R so wise girl....I sure would wanna be your friend as you are distributing your wisdom around...LOL.....Thanx Thanx once again y'all.....keep em coming. PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble this case is typical and a has all the ingredients for a disaster. Lets analyse the following, You said,, "a guy she has known for nearly 10 yrs. She loves him to death" If she is still wondering if to trust him after all this years then its clear he can never be trusted. You asked,, "Can men and women be friends?Purely platonic, even though he says one of his close Female friends hints that she likes him a lot." Yes, they can be plutonic friends, but they keep a distant reletionship. If she has expressed interest then thats no longer plutonic. You say,, ....."He calls his female friends while he is spending time with my friend. They hardly ever get time to spend in each others company," This is by design and not by coincidence, its in the page six of the players manual. Make her feel there is plenty of competition. You say,, "But his actions are clearly saying something else." If his actions indicate otherwise then why even bother.. he has all the ear marks of a true player. You say,, "She is so mesmerised by him that she has gone colour blind....so to speak." This tells us she is not using her brains anymore she is letting her emotions do the thinking. What this guy is doing is he is using this other girls to put pressure on your friend. He clearly knows that by using this others as a decoy he can controll your friend and keep her in check. That in page three of the players Manual. This other girls will always be there even if your frien decides to marry this player. And he will mistreat her and abuse her mentaly. When they have a fight he will just walk out and go to his girl friends. So thats the hook right there. The game goes on,,,your friend will do anything he says because she does not want to make him MAD. Why because if he gets MAD he will,,,say it with me,,,,,,he will leave and go do whatever with his other girl friends. Tell her I see nothing but Trouble,,,,,Take off your shoes girl and Run,,,Run,,,,run for your life, P.s. I exposed and wrote the players Manual Coz I dont wanna be player No more,,,,and all players hate me now. Peace Keep it "Real"
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| | Unrecorded Date What a waste of paper
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| | Unrecorded Date hebel,,,check your warload mentality at the door.
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| | Unrecorded Date REAL DEAL...... Where can I get the 'MANUAL'? LOL....Coz I am still in the beginners stage in PLAYER SCHOOL. Guys I had a long chat with my Friend......the current events as it goes...She is still with him. ......I am going to bring her to this forum so she looks at all this herself..... HEBEL...... This is a JERK free environment.....What the heck are you doing here?????????? PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date T.Girl..your friend has only two choices..either be content in him chatting to other girls..or leave..ur friend's boyfirend..if what u told me about him is true, i can honestly assure you that he'll never give up his female friends. Guys dont want to be around the same female all the time..they want a change.. same reason why you dont have the same meal everyday. Give the brotha some space..let him do what he has to do to satisfy his needs..obviousely your friend can provide for all his needs. Take care
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| | Unrecorded Date OSMAND U R escaping the point here bro.... If a guy can't have the same meal everyday..... Why be in a serious relationship in the first place? Why be around FISH if ya don't like TUNA? I, for one would never be in a relationship and lie to the poor girl if ya want to shop for more fish/chicken and vegetables....Ok I am getting hungry now.... Ermmm back to the topic at hand.. I was saying men shouldn't lie too much man..... Just to get a piece of ***L.....N'a mean.lol... OSMAND...Thanx for your input nevertheless. PEACE TROUBLE PS:-My Dumashi thinks I am causing TROUBLE in their relationship.....Well I told him I am just looking out for my friends best interest.....LOL.. That's hardly TROUBLE:)
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| | Unrecorded Date I think you friend needs to finish with this guy. You said that she has known him for 10years , its a long time ,and obviously she doesnt trust him. I think she deserves better and should give one of the guys on her lists a chance , i am sure that they are better than this loser. Maybe he is doing this because he know she loves him too much and she will keep coming back no matter what he does. She needs to start a new chapter in her life which says without him. If i was her i would change the way i look , my attitude towards him , spend sometime with my friends ( a friend like you)and try and completely forgete about him , i know its not going to be easy but life must go on , she shouldnt waste any more time on this looser let alone another 10years. ( sorry about my english -havent been here that long)
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble, True players are like a good investor, they diversify their assets to minimize risk (page twelve). Cant put all your eggs in one basket. If your friend cant stand the heat she better get out of the Kitchen !! Capishe,,lol Trouble: this friend of yours,, is she reading this right now,,you know what I mean !
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| | Unrecorded Date TG, Do me a favour and get for me your friends' firnds' black book.
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| | Unrecorded Date SuleghaG, nuff' said nuff said, couldn't agree with you more!! yo TROUBLEGIRL, check this out!! TEN YRS, and still not getting nuff respect, sup with that?? Yo girl needs to stop wasting her time...n'mean!! and for OSMAND: ya say men get tired looking at the same menu everyday!! well ya wrong dude! Ya need to check yaself!! cuz men are more sensitive than women. And some sistas like TROUBLEGIRL's friend, gotta learn how to handle their men! nuff said safe!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Trying to help yar sorry butt troubledchick taking away that poor friend of yours boyfriend. Now what I say? C?
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| | Unrecorded Date is this's yar prepubescent troubledchick
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| | Unrecorded Date ReaLdeaL Seriously I gotta get hold of thet Manual of yours hon...A girL has to brush up on her Player techniques....I can't believe you just CAPISHE-ed me in my face......We need to talk....LOL HEBEL.... I am surprised you can frame two sentences, in a 3 minute time limit......We have come a long way huh Bro? TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date whatzup Everyone I've the this problem, which is kinda similar to Sulegjah's situation. I recently met a fine brother,I mean fineeeee,if you know what I mean....I have male friends, we hang out alot, I'm not into girlfriends,I have one bestfriend and that is enough ( more women, more trouble.....know what I mean), I think, we suffer what is called the "daihrea of the mouth"....anyways, my man, has a problem with me hanging out with my home boyz, this guys are like a brothers to me,we grow up together and Sh*t. One of them actually hooked us up, but he believes that men&women cant be friends....I refuse to believe that as a rule( hell they can be friends, I'm living proof of that), and I dont wanna split with him coz he is growing on me( know what I mean)....what should I do?????
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| | Unrecorded Date It’s life troubledchick ya can't handle the truth. . . . . LOL@@ about the 3mnts I was already on next topics when all of sudden I had to let u have it again. kind of like to drag you behind me all day long even though I know it does kind of crank yar motors, being dragged by the hair and all, like cave people used to do. it’s the least I can do. what ya say if me and my manual move over?
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| | Unrecorded Date Y-NOT-BOTH I truely believe that men and women can never be friends....Period. One of them likes the other one in a rrrrrr kinda way..... With all due respect I myself am in a similar predicament....I have a lotta male friends and they like me...atleast they say they do..I tell them I have a man but they don't budge.....My man's knows about them and he is cool about it ..he trusts me 100%. Him not getting jealous about it gets on my nerves..but hey....U can't go on complaining about petty things..As long as U know you are not cheating on yo man....It's all GOOOD. When you tell a SOMALI man that you got a BOYFRIEND...His reply always is...Well ya not married to him though yet R U?.....Kun koodi and kow kala bax.... yacni compare us.... That is KAAAK...Bull Sh**.... Why guys WHY???? HEBEL Ha ha ha ...LOL.....Ala Cave ppl style..... I like that :)
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| | Unrecorded Date DhoocilRabsho, Khadiijo foodeey ma iisoo heshay? :(
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| troublegirl=badgirl=who knows what other names she comes under | Unrecorded Date troublegirl got a man ?? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (should have known that was coming) Only thing U got is (somaliform)...STOP the bullshit.
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| | Unrecorded Date to...troubllegirl. ismarji hee odacabdule bidaar aa ku fidee
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| | Unrecorded Date to..troublegirl odaygaaga ma aheenoo kii bidaarta lahaa odacabdule kaaas leeyaa
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| | Unrecorded Date Y-Not; I will tell you why,,,for the same reason that sheep and wolf cant be friends,,period...one is a predator the other is the prey. But if your man was a true playa' he wont worry about those "homies", some of them just hang on and are harmless. Even though some could be classified as secondary predators,I would not worry about them. They are like Hyena's, they wait for the Lion to make the killing and then they Move on Scavage the left-overs. So whats the Big deal if you go out and hang with them,,if this Guy was a true playa he would have used this advantage to the Max... On the other hand he could be playing you oh yes.. According to the Manual, He could be,,check this out: He acts reluctant at first,,show some concern about you hangin with the "boyz". Because if he did not show concern you would use it against him,,he does not care,,bla,,bla,,bla. Then after the dust has settled,,,BANG, he executes his plan B. He gets himself a couple of girl "friends" and has a little fan on the side,,,yes you are cool with it,, you better be, coz you started it right ! right! Trouble, It would be against playa's etiquette to give you the Manual. I am already bending the law by giving an insight. As for you trouble, As Long as there is no ring on that fingure you are fair game period. Playa's always on the look out for greener pasture. You are just another target on the hit list. Keep it ReaL,,
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| | Unrecorded Date to ,,troublegirl. odacabdule ma kaa cararay areey kaas awalaas bidaar fuuqsaatay xaa ku daba dhigay
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| | Unrecorded Date ,,,,,,Aniga ma qorin waxan meesha lagu soo xardhay ,,,,plse Ninkaagan meesha magacayga ku soo galahayoo,,,Magacya waa badan yihiine nin yahoow magacyadaa isticmaaloo iga gambiso wadaaygiis,,,,,,,,Asxaabeey Anigu ka bari baan ahay waxa uu ninku qoray,,,,,,,Hebelkiis ninkaan maa iga qabataan ,,,,,,,,Dhammaan Asxaabteyda Netkoow ninkaa iga qabta Ninkan NeefoowKaniini ila isticmaalahaya,,bye
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey Gir! A while ago I used to have a lot of friends, both men & women, thinking they were all my friends & nothing more! But guess what? some of the guys used to view me in a completely diffent dimmension & later on told me that they liked me secretly & wanted to hook up with me! Can you believe that? I was so pissed that I cut off everyone. And as a result believe that there really is no friendship between men & women, unless its a You know what! So, girl my advice to you is that you should tell your girl to have an honest talk with her man & tell him to ditch those other Chicas or he'll get ditched! Honesty is the best tool in a relationship Ya know? If the boy ain't enough of a man that he can't take care of his own lady, then she should definately tell him to split it! I don't see why he should be having other women calling/e-mailing/ him & so forth. My only guess is he's irresponsible & immature or insecure, and to secure his pride/manhood he needs to keep other women to remind him & he's the man Ha? I don't know.I have a man & there is no way in Hell that my man would eva keep Female friends. I don't keep male friends either, its just a common sense policy in relationships! So, split your guts to your girl & tell he the truth, after all she is your friend & needs you dearly!
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| | Unrecorded Date Looool@@@@@ Just Another Sistah.....go girl go
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| | Unrecorded Date anba waa lay sitaa neef.
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| | Unrecorded Date OK I gotta throw my two cents worth in here. I lived (romatically) with a woman for about 6 months. Things didn't work out but we remained friends and because she had no place to go she stayed in my place. We've continued to live together for 7 years and do not have any sexual or romantic feelings for each other - we're just good friends. I have a girlfriend and she has a boyfriend. It's not a big deal. I also have several other female friends. If a woman demanded that I give up my friends (male or female) she'd be history. Finding good friends isn't easy and only a fool throws them away. It all comes down to trust. If your friend trusts her boyfriend then she should keep him. If she doesn't, she should deep six him.
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| | Unrecorded Date Mad Mac, Thats not even close to two cents,,,
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| | Unrecorded Date mad mac yar stupid homes what it is yar telling us? I wonder whether yar have to pay the 2 cents or us. anyway yar story is buy two and get ten free.
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| | Unrecorded Date trouble girl. your friend's questions are easy to answer. she has this question; 1. Why does a man who has everything & a woman that loves feel the need to seek other women's companionship? Answer: ------- because she let herself down by being and behaving like his wife when she shouldn't. That is why he feels the need for something new"if he used her already" and I say "macsokor". For men, they are always on the look out for the pretty ladies. remember the limit is four"hahahahaahaaaaa". watch out young lady yourself, keep realtionships platonic with no fancy touchings otherwise there will be no quick fix if you give out your precious little diamond. 'I am not saying you do' but a trouble girl is likely to end up in another trouble boy's mischiefs. she also had this question; 2- Is that coz he is not satisfied in his relationship with my friend? Answer: ------- How can the man be satisfied when he had what he wanted?. would you worry about something you have in your possession?. I think not. he stopped worrying long time ago when he found out that your friend is tamed and enslaved by his love?. the guy took advantage of her sis. trouble girl, what about you?. have ever been blinded like this?. I know you like acting attriisho, but hey, I know women like you. they worship when they fell in love. I hope you don't fall in love. keep your heart dry. And this; 3.Could it be that he is still playing the field and wants to fish around before he commits himself to anyone....including my friend? Answer: ------ you bet. he will fish around as long as she is not unable to free herself from this stupid love. "love does not exist" my little trouble friend. It is all illusion and KACSI. you got that KACSI. And this one. 4.Can men and women be friends?Purely platonic, even though he says one of his close Female friends hints that she likes him a lot. Answer: ------- Hell no and yes. Purely palatonic yes. but how long can we keep platonic in the company of pretty women?. I know myself, it is better not to get involved at all. So I say it depends. I prefer no relationship with women whatever it is. classemates yes, neighbours yes. involvent noooooo unless I am ready for settling. I like talking to women, it makes me feel a man but I realize at the end of the hour that it was pure biological. so forget that one too. I don't have time for the rest. and are you really a game when you left your e-mail. It looks you are out on the hunt.
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| | Unrecorded Date I guese it is a girls obbesion to have their man at thier merci. Should he have other friends and should it affect their reletionship? I think the answer lies with the man as as noone can choice friends for noone in htis world. Do they love each other? if they do there should not be any conditions to their love. Both should understand each other and adjust/compromise/sucrifice for the sake of the love of the other voluntarily/from within their heart.
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| | Unrecorded Date RealDeal.....I said I've boys as friend, they own the Manual,which means, I can smell playa game a 10miles radius, so he is not pulling that crap on me, and brother knows....but I think he is uncomfortable with my insiders knowledge on the Manual......lol. I think I understand what you telling me. Hebel....for once you made me laugh, I think you nailed Mad Mac (no offense bro mac).
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| | Unrecorded Date T-Girl: I guess the points you made are all valid and it can be said that it is the difference between male community and skirt wearers, the famles. I guess what you guys, females, need to understand about male community is :Like any other animal man born as freelance fucker but he was chained by "instituitions"-marraige. i mean by nature men are like BULLS. And we all know that Bull mates any cow. On the other hand by nature woman is possessive and always local. it is like saying she is conservative. she wants to retain what she has while man is aggressive looking for more. One good example is man can sleep with a woman he doesn't like but woman can't unless she was enforced by the circumance. This explains the difference between men and women in nature. Back to point on motion, Based on this above theory it is possible that your friend's boyfriend loves her but still wants to keep on his nature. And for your info one woman is not enought for a healthy man. my advice to you is tell yuor friend to have confidence in herself and get rid of this fear. What is the big deal if even her man sleeps with his females friends as long as he loves her.After all nearly everyman cheats. Having said that, i want to comment on your last question(4). I guess it shows how culturally many somali women are imature when it comes to sex. I saw this question being asked by somali girls many times. Many somali women believe that opposite sex can't be friends. what a shame!. Look around you and see all other races. And believe me if you try to make male friends you will enjoy more than you enjoy with your females friend. you will learn more tricks that they use. I personaly enjoyed "wiilo" girls. i mean those who acts like men and hang out with males. they understand more than others.
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| | Unrecorded Date T.GIRL, sup girl? thankx for the compl...sure sis you could be my friend anytime infact I couldn't have found our friendship a better time than the present time***So how are things with your friend? did she loose the loser yet? I know it is not easy but atleast she has to try some of the advise that are on this page...Keep me posted. TILL THEN CIAO!!! U R NEW FRIEND L.GIRL.
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| | Unrecorded Date OK....Thanx everyone....RESPONSES:- KHALIIL U were making fair comments right upto the sentence where you said,"1 woman is not enough for a healthy man". Damn bro that is soooo TRUE. Men are so ......what's the word Im looking 4..... STUPID. I honestly don't understand the male GENDER....They have no IMAN. Anyway what I want to say to U is unless U drop that "I-want-more-than-1-woman-attitude" U ain't never gonna come close to the love of a REAL woman.....If you catch my drift. REALDEAL I am gonna get hold of that manual....LOL....Someday...... ADVENTURER R U sure U don't work for the Local Newspaper... LOL...U are free to come to my yard and type my Essays 4 me...our little secret....N'a mean? PS:-Don't worry no man is gonna taste the milk unless he buys the COW....(ME)....Just a theory I put into practice......This Cow is Xijaableeey by the way...So don't let my Trouble-some name fool ya. LOVERGIRL.... I can predict a great future 4 our friendship..LOL Y-not-Both I know exactly where ya coming from girl.... TOUCHE PEACE TROUBLE<Remember people keep them coming> !!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble girl, I am a baby sitter for my sis. I know it sucks, but I think it will do untill I finish my degree in women psychology. What a subject LoL. When you think you got it all, it is nowhere near and you have to start from the beginning LooooL. It is a winding road that needs a perfected map that draws up the gimmicks, do's and don'ts. I almost forgot, updates and the global positioning sattellites to enable me ditching the left-overs in the road(I mean, guys who can't talk but are pain in the neck for the smart ones..). You said to your friend 'khalil'-"Men are so ......what's the word Im looking 4..... STUPID. I honestly don't understand the male GENDER....They have no IMAN.". well well my dear trouble, you must have been had by a moron who couldn't read your mind and your needs perfectly. that is why you are skinning the guys here...lol!. You also said to him"I honestly don't understand the male GENDER". Hallow trouble girl! you must be joking here and you know why?. Because, I know women like their men to remain MYSTERIOUS. The more we play the mystery card, the more likely we get what we want. I know from my memoirs that when girls talk to the mysterious guy in the village, they all become flabbergasted and can't eat dinner because of the giggle. they go like this"Ah I am smart,,,, I am the queen of the village,,,, You know the guy'who doesn't talk much?.,,,,He talked to me today.. that was how jubilant girls became when they hit the jackpot of the mystery,,, So propably I would say to the guys ' REMAIN MYSTERIOUS GUYS, never revealing your secrets. And sista trouble, keep complaining,, because if I were closer in the backyard of yours may be I would let you in some secrets lollll!. Hijaableey huh?. Well sista, Keep the skin away from the unwanted eyes so they glow when the winner sees it. you shouldn't have told me this one because I am trying to hack through the somalinet website to find out your address. What a wish. Next time.
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| | Unrecorded Date ADVENTURER..... LOL.....Hack through the system.... ooo keeey I still haven't established your GENDER...SIS/BRO....Or is that part of your being MYSTERIOUS plan?.... Have FUN TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble girl. Don't be fooled by the baby sitting, I was joking around and I am a man.
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| | Unrecorded Date sup T.girl, long time no write*** so how is your friend doing? did she left the ZERO yet? let us know...
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| | Unrecorded Date loverchick U like T.girl?
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| | Unrecorded Date I think Trouble Girl was kidnapped by aliens
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| | Unrecorded Date Dear All......Specially Lovergirl...LOL I am back....after my long internet break....U guys critisized my Behind so much that I went to get some therapy.....U WISH....... Anyway my friend is still with that BUM.....She is in love and she is very adamant in leaving him.......So all the CARERS.....Stay put I'll keep U posted....... MAC-MAC PPL....BYE.... Speaking of MAC....... MAD MAC I was not abducted by aliens.....I was abducted by a FEMINIST who showed me all the techniques to kick the male butts and how to maintain being a LADY at that.......CAPISHE..... U should remember I am not rude & I take no prisoners...SO SUE ME....!
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble I just love you. What a pity I'm too old for you, I'm in a committed relationship, I'm gaal, I'm too white and too short. Otherwise we'd be perfect.
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| | Unrecorded Date hey mad-doc aren't ya kind of rubbing it on our noses that yar a gaal and something? . . . . . Oh what the heck U got the question.
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| G.PhOnE...........................BUY IT FOR 1 BILLION DOLLARS | Unrecorded Date HEBEL HER NAME IS NOW FOR SALE! HOW MUCH: 1 dollar! DAMN NOBODY! 50 CENTS! DAMN AGAIN NOBODY! .... ...5 MINUTES LATER ... ... OKAY OKAY, NOBODY WANTS IT! YO HAKIM WERE THE TRASH BIN!
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel I like to jonk about it. You got to understand from my perspective it's a little humorous. Amongst my non-Somali friends we would NEVER think of calling someone an infidel. It just wouldn't even occur to us. So me being part of a despised or pitied group has a certain humorous appeal to it. And humor makes up most of my existence.
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD"MILLITARY"BOY.... Humour makes up kost of your X-istense huh? That explains a lot of things about you mate.....LOL........Humour me.. Yo G -PHONE.... What R U an X-auction person or sumthing? Hebel is my Compadre(lol) so lukkkkk offf CAPISHE....And I mean that in the most polite way....LOL(Imagine Troublegirl trying to avoid some kinda un-x-pected TROUBLE---pheeeew that's a new one) PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Allright, little joke. Lighten things up on the net. This is called a Little Johnny Joke: The teacher asks the class if they can name a word that starts with the letter "A". Johnnys hand shoots up. But the teacher thinks, no, he'll proabably say something like •••••••. So she picks another student. Then the teacher asks if anyone can name a word starting with the letter "B". Again up shoots Johnnys hand and he's going "ooh, ooh" in the back of the class. But the teacher thinks he'll probably say Bitch, so she picks another student. This goes on until they get to R. The teacher can't think of any profance word that starts with R, so she calls on Johnny and he says "Rat. A big fucking Rat."
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| | Unrecorded Date T.Girl it is good to hear from you again wlcm back sis...sorry to hear that your friend is still with that ZERO*** Hebel most definitely,what can I say she(T.Girl)is soooo likeable*** later y'all
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| | Unrecorded Date Well T-Girl is straight…try G-Phone…the thing is he/she in whole new drag style.
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| | Unrecorded Date OF COURSE YO'AL REALIZE THAT THIS MEANS....WAR!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date And how do you define WAR! Trow something, like your BARBIE! Please go play with Ken or something
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| | Unrecorded Date Your Barbie LOL@@@@@G.phone, I heard hebel still plays with his Barbie the same way he did when he was baby*** Hebel I knew u were always JERK...you have one twisted head and may I add sick head***don't u know u can like infact love somebody in a friendly way...well any way that is how I feel about T.GIRL and I would never disrespect her or anyone else by asking them to be anything other than what they are GET IT STUPID!!! ADIOS AMIGOS
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| | Unrecorded Date Yes ma'am but can U be trusted? Meaning, do U want to be only a friend? Or more than a friend? Or maybe a close friend? Maybe ya just like to befriended by females? Maybe ya like to rough them up as a friend? . . . . Tell me were U molested when small by a grown up female friend? . . . Tell me what happened when small? . . . Gay-phone R U OK? Please take a deep breath. . . WAR is hell and ya sure don’t wonna have it with me I’ll have yar ass on stick….ya hear me boy? GOOD!
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| | Unrecorded Date LoverGirl I feel the same sis...KEEP IT REAL.... G-PHONE Rumour has it dear that U are some what a Transvestite.....Here's your chance to clarify things ....I ain't dissing ya bro/sis..whatever... Hebel... Straighter than thou man..LOL......Ass on a stick......OUCH..LIKE PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date Yo Trouble You don't write, you don't call....I'm starting to think you don't love me anymore. I'm crushed. And more importantly you're not writing very many cool and scathing remarks on the net. I think you're either: a. getting lazy. b. Have a new boyfriend and never getting on the net. c. Have some other new obsession and never getting on the net. Be advised that this is about the only form of entertainment I have so I would appreciate it if you started writing a little more. Hebel - you too dude. All your entries are about five words long. How bout something with a little substance.
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| | Unrecorded Date Mad"Millitary"Boy..... Ahhhhh I missshhhhhheeeed U tooo. Well a & c... I am glad my absence was noticed. Babes if you wanna chat more mail me.....CAPISHE
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| | Unrecorded Date Abai I don't know how to E-Mail you. I don't have your E-Mail address. Here's mine. comsforma3@sarajevo.5sigcmd.army.mil
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel like I said before in other places K.M.A later!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date LOVERGIRL I like your abbreviations girl...like K M A....LOL Mad"Millitary"Boy I have distributed my mail at the top of this page.....MAIL ME NOW ....B4 MAY DAY...LOL... I can see U a bit lazy to scrool up...so here's my mail again... Badgirl@badmanners.co.uk or you can use tia117@hotmail.com CAPISHE..... PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Wednesday, June 21, 2000 - 12:48 pm TROUBLEGIRL ADVICE? CONSOLE YOUR FRIEND YOU COULN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PRETTY GIRLS GO THROUGH-YA KNOW- TOO MUCH PROPOSALS AND HARRASMENTS!SO JUST BE THERE FOR HER!UNLESS OFCOURSE MR UGLY COMES STRAWLING ALONG FOR YA!..LOLLOLOLOLOL
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| | Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 10:19 am comments to troublegirl salaan marka hore,marka xiga ma'aan jecli inaan english kula hadlo qof soomaali ah,marka sadexaad waa taladii walaashay walaasheed udoonaysay ee hab soo dheh macaan waana tane soo haabo: walaal rag iyo dumar way ku jiraan kuwo noocaas ah oo gabdhaha ay lasocdaan ama ragga ay lasocdaan saa u khiyaameeya marka walaashaa kula tali rag ilaah baa badshay ee ka lugee kaas!!!!!! peace dr-troubleboy
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| | Unrecorded Date Dr-Troubleboy Mahadsanid inkastoo aad magaceyga xaday
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| | Unrecorded Date t-GIRL KA WARAN HADAAD LABADABA ADIGA KA DHEX SAARTID ILEEN ADIGAABA T-GIRL AHEE? LIKE IT?
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| | Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 01:01 am Anonymous It would actually help if ya made yourself clear.....U like that?
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| | Monday, August 14, 2000 - 08:59 am comments to t.girl waxaan umalaynaa inaad ii ogolaatay isticmaalka magacaas ka bacdi markaan bixiyay fines farabadan saxeexayna legal-decuments aan xaq ugu leeyahay inaan isticmaalo magacaas,waxaana aan rumaysnahay in aan ahaa qofkii ugu horeeyay ee isticmaala magacaas sanado ka hor waxaan filaaba in aad adigu joogtay xarada aad had iyo goor ka sheekaysid ee utaanga,iyadoo saas ahayd aa western-kuna adigii iga kaa raaceen oo waxaas oo dhan lay xukumay, alla hadaan joogi lahaa banaankii xamar wayne saas layma galeen,intaan ku karbaasho aan iska kaa kaxaysan lahaa!!!! midda kale adaa mudan(line-ka ugu danbeeyaa waa mahadcelinta mahadnaqaagii>>>)
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| | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 01:47 am comments to t-girl horta adi meeshaan wax kuugu sheegaayo xitaa maygu caayee,xittaa haddaan is idhi ka celi wiilka siraayo illeen waan is fahmaynaaye adigay kugu dhacday sheekadaasi.....iga yar ganbiso nooh.
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