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     | Unrecorded Date Looking for my Somali prince.Has anyone seen him! 1. in his mid 20s 2. college student in south-eastern USA 3. tall 6 ft plus 4. well built 5. light skin 6. incredibly handsome 7. a ladies man
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| | Unrecorded Date Where in South Eastern, US?, Atl, Mia, Orl,Tallahasee, Jacksonfille, West Palm Beach,Florida Keys. Which Collage? decent Community College or Uni? Does he play Basket ball? how much does he weight, 200ps or ,more? Light Skin? is he Dominican Mulato or Black/white? Handsome>> are ya sure? daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn it................... Be more specific about your add CiisRooti
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| | Unrecorded Date CiiseRooti: You've got jokes bro...LOL! He's in VA/MD/DC area that is still considered Southeastern USA right! I don't know exactly what College/University but I'm pretty sure he's in school. He's pretty stacked! I don't know what kind of sports he plays but he is atheletic. Estimating his weight I would say between 200-210lbs. Yes his complexion is caramel otherwise known as being light skin. No he is not mixed. He is incredibly gorgeous, breath taking.....aaaaaaah! IF YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW THIS PERSON I AM TALKING ABOUT TELL HIM TO RESPOND!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Of Essense! Good luck finding your prince. Every girl needs to find her prince sometime. Love & Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date He is married to a gay ex-con and living happily. So please don't disturb him.
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| | Unrecorded Date Anonymous: Thanks for the support! Have you ever had that feeling that you were meant to be with someone but somehow you can't find them. Its like your other half is missing. His classmate: Am I sensing JEALOUSY! don't player hate.
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| | Unrecorded Date Girl, do you know how many guys live in this area who look like that. Is he somali, or arab or ethiopian, you didn't specify. Assuming that he somali, there are a lot of light skinned brothas here.
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| | Unrecorded Date i know the nigger....he goes to GMU but sorry i think his taken..too bad.. too sad.But like annon. said, there a lot of guys in this area that fit the criteria so keep fishing. PS.Ohh that one...he is taken for sure...... take it easy.
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| | Unrecorded Date his woman: That is a pretty brutal reality check that you are giving me-damn!!!!! Yeah i'm aware that there are quite a few Somali men who fit that description. It seems that my queries have been answered and thanks to you there is a match. So can I ask you this are you "his woman" or a "friend" of his woman's and what do you mean when you say "for sure" is he engaged? Please can you refrain from calling anyone a nigger that's just ignorant!
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| | Unrecorded Date To of Essence u r prince is somewhere but i am not sure he all that u said he is. u might want to rethink u r qualites lovely. i think he is one short all or all of it short. i knock u r door the other day and u didn't answer i always though i was u r prince but now i know the truth. so bad u could have something so real that no other could have. i might not be handsome but dumm i have feelings u know, i knock u r door sunsent to sunraise and all i get it total ignorace why.
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| | Unrecorded Date Girl, I feel ya...I once met and lost my prince...But I have come to realize that if Allah meant for us to be together then there is no one that will keep us apart. What you need to do is keep your faith, because who we run into in life is all decided by the All Mighty Allah. If you are really in love with this guy, pray to Allah to send him to you, and if he is the one meant for you, then Allah will grant you your wish. That's all I have to say sis, I hope you find what you are looking for, Insha-allah Allah will give your prince and a whole lot more out of life... Your sista in Islam Jamila
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| | Unrecorded Date Jamila: Thank you walaal for being so sweet and supportive. Mahadsanid. I definetely hear you on waiting and keeping hope alive in essence. Allah has all the answers, no doubt. But all one needs to be active and seek what is out there instead of being nonchalant-you know. Doubleimpact: Is that from a Van Damme flix! anyways what are you talking about bro? do I know you? Sunset to sunrise... you better get some sleep and leave the greens alone if you know what i'm saying. LOL! PS- My Somali sisters and brothers you just don't know how much love I have for all of you.
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| | Unrecorded Date To : of essence KEEP HOPE ALIVE FAYSAL
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| | Unrecorded Date FAYSAL: Thank you for the great words. I'm giving it my all to keep hope all!
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| | Unrecorded Date Of Essence u looking someone else and someone is looking for u and now i can see our bath has crossed once again. my heart is with u how can i get sleep. everytime i turn my queen is not there and can't take that. join me take my hand less walk side by side.
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| | Unrecorded Date doubleimpact: I see you're relentlessly trying hard to win me over! thanks I'm flattered walaahi. Don't you think an introduction is in order...what do you say.
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| | Unrecorded Date you are one of those desperate girls who are just looking for a hook-up.....God....good luck with your pathetic search. when i see you in IHOP i will point your ass out.lol. no hard feelings homegirl.
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| | Unrecorded Date To Of Essence i am not trying to win no one's heart, but i am simple expressing my affection toward someone that give's me a touch of fire in my heart. to give an idea of the burning i feel inside, here is something to make u r heart open up for me. INAANYAHAY ABAAL ILAA ADAAN BUU ADUNYADA JIREE ADI GUNA ABAAR INTAA KUGU LAHAA IMA OOFININEE UGUB LOO XISHOO LALA AQAL GALOO KAA ARAGTI WACAN IFKA KAMA DHAMAAN
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| | Unrecorded Date Virginiaboy: Ouch! you're calling me desperate! WOW! it must be the end of the world as we know it. Let me make couple of things clear for you!ok! If my eyes are functioning correctly i'm not the one who left his email <samnoor@yahoo.com> and secondly i'm not a person who sits around the IHOP with nothing better to do but watch people chewing on pancakes....please! thirdly, you don't know me so for you to get this personal...have we met before? homegirl......excuse me are you a hairdresser or just a straight out freak! Words of wisdom: don't make a fool of yourself unless you can come legit.
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| | Unrecorded Date thank you for taking the time to post my email. you are doing a great job.you are getting there.
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| | Unrecorded Date or should i say i am getting there.
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| | Unrecorded Date Vaboy: You're not making sense!!!!!! don't assume that i'm a mind reader.
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| | Unrecorded Date of essence, i am thinking about giving u my phone number so that u can post for me.would you? please.
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| | Unrecorded Date VAboy: don't pretend as if you did not deliberately post your email. Your phone number are you looking for people to call you up. Be my guest. Am i sensing sarcasm?
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| | Unrecorded Date check him behind door # 3
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| | Unrecorded Date I am not in there Hebel.
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| | Unrecorded Date then where the heck are ya? the girl is gone crezy looking for ya?....ya beep and a boop.
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| | Unrecorded Date haahaa can't c me. I am afraid she might rape me.
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel: you are incredibly unique...LOL!!!!!!! guess you are from the "special" farm or is it that metal plate in your cranium that's acting up.
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| | Unrecorded Date hebel is an alien on crack !!
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| | Unrecorded Date yeah something like that in a female undersomething Oh! boy does it hurt or WHAT!
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| | Unrecorded Date Sam: LOL......I agree with you on that although i don't make it a habit to belittle or insult people.
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| | Unrecorded Date I guess HEBEL is a unique breed from gorilla + human beings. don't u guys agree me on that;-)?. And hey essence: keep on searching him. hopefully you will find him.i once had many (7)criteria like that to get my princess but now?. i got only two. lol. for the time being farewell of all you out there and keep up the good joke!
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| | Unrecorded Date CIISE ROOTI What U work 4 the COUNCIL now?U given her a list of options......U confused her little MACSARO head bro.... PEACE DOUBLETROUBL;E
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| | Unrecorded Date Outreach: What are the two criterias: 1. Complete set of teeth 2. No prosthetic legs All: Thanks for making this quest lively ;-)
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| | Unrecorded Date all of diz talk n description n yet he still not a prince!!!! grl go for da geeljire type atleast they don't settle for less !!!! DATZ MA WORD FOR NOW JAAAAAAAAAW
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| | Unrecorded Date Kuuseey, you mean me?
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| | Unrecorded Date Michigan you are full of yourself.
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| | Unrecorded Date and full of it too mariah. and he got his hands full with something something too.
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| | Unrecorded Date Yea my hands are full of Mariah's...............
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| | Unrecorded Date MICHIGAN ani ma hula hadli kari hee......Mariah aaba is qanjuurafaneeso hee....Taas iga jecli horta hee!!! HEBEL duqa taas u qalee nooh...buufin camal lee hadhooti la duul nooh......ama sidii nucmaan u sheekee BED TIME STORIES ahahhaa!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Kussey thanks for the offers you made to them. But I don't needt them. But If your jelous I can stay away from them. Duf ku bax like hebel said.
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| | Unrecorded Date MARIAH CHICK whaaaaaa what'S jealous got to do it with ...grl u woked up da wrong side of da bed today...ne'wayz it was a joke.....n jealousy ain't part of ma characters......GET IT ,END OF DISCUSSION
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| | Unrecorded Date All: The intension of this discussion was not for it to turn REMEDIAL......what's up with all this nonsense. Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date I have no idea Of Essence. n' Mariah sweety you are slow in getting jokes aren't'ya
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| | Unrecorded Date whats's love got to do with me?
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| | Unrecorded Date TO: Kuuuseey LOL......Geeljire type......ha ha TO: Of "Vanilla" Essence U know how we are girl, we get side tracked sometimes..Coming back to yo question...WHERE IS MY PRINCE?----Have U checked Bel-Air YET?
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| | Unrecorded Date Troublegirl: More like of "Caramel" essence. you know how that goes once you go ....... you never go back! Bel-Air? explain.
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| | Unrecorded Date Ok kussey and michigan You got me. What is jokes got to do with it
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| | Unrecorded Date OF ESSENCE BEL-AIR--As in Fresh Prince of Bel-air..the series.
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| | Unrecorded Date t-girl ok!! i was trying to leave that gen-x mentality behind Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date So are u comming to the party tonight. I am sure he is going to be there. He never missed a party for the last four years
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| | Unrecorded Date VAboy: Tell him i'm looking for him. Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date I will tell him. I am only doing you this favor bcause you took the time to post my email in the WWW.lol. The problem is though there are three guys in town that i know who fit the description, so i am going to tell them all about the page.And i am sure he is one of them. PS.I can't believe i am pimping for this lady.
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| | Unrecorded Date VAboy: oh i meant Pimpin' Tony! Thanks. You'll get your piece........of the wedding cake! LOL. Peace
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| | Unrecorded Date Of Essence, keep us posted girl for any late breaking events, I have been following this particular page for weeks its like a soap opera, if you find him and this idea that you started works, I might also use it to find my own lost prince...if you know what I mean. Peace girl!
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| | Unrecorded Date Jamila: I'd say its more classier than the soaps at least my prince was not resurrected! but thanks for the support. Inshallah we'll see where this leads to! Much love
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| | Unrecorded Date It wasn't me ;-)
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| | Unrecorded Date Khalil: OK! and I know you where?
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| | Unrecorded Date OF ESSECE: Ok !i swear!;-).
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| | Unrecorded Date what?
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel: This is a first! -- you don't have anything to say?........ mums the word
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| | Unrecorded Date I'll mum yar !@#$%^&*
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel: ooooooooooooooow!
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| | Unrecorded Date back off man or I will
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| | Unrecorded Date Of Essence I saw him. He was shot and killed in Hamer. Sorry, I couldn't resist that. I know it's a sick joke, it just slipped out.
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| | Unrecorded Date mad-doc the new jocker off the block. . . remember when to hold and when to hold on to it. . . remember when to walk away and when to run. . . never count yar blessings when shooting with yar jocks. . . U only try when the feeling is right.
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: I NEED TO GET OPSODOS ON YOUR ASS SO SHE WILL DESTROY YOU LIKE THOSE STRONG COVERT-OP NAVY SEALS AT THE OLYMPIC HOTEL..........KISS MY BLACK ASS!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Of Essence Oh ••••, anything but that. That woman is cold blooded. And unless your a woman I ain't kissing your black ass - sorry buddy, I don't do the man-on-man thing. New tune. Sung to the melody of "Our House" by the Talking Heads. Abdi House. Where Aideed he beats his meat Abdi House. The SNA they use to meet Abdi House. They drag bodies through the streets passed Abdi House. Or how 'bout this one? Sung to the tune of "Bad Boys" Aideed, Aideed, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when we come for you? You're running to the left, you're running to the right AC-130s gonna fly all night The Army's gonna chase you all day... The Abgal gonna chase you all day... The SNA's gonna tell ya no way And you won't get away no way Aideed Aideed, watcha gonna do, watchs gonna do when we come for you? That's all I can remember. We use to make up these little jingles once in a while. I'm sure the SNA had their own but I haven't actually heard any yet.
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: I HOPE YOU WERE FOLLOWING THE THREADED DISCUSSION FROM THE BEGINNING.... YA FREAK! I'M ALL WOMAN! FOR YOU TO FIRST THINK OF THE MAN-ON-MAN AS YOU SO PUT IT... MAKES ME SUSPICIOUS OF YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION?! THEN AGAIN YOU ARE IN THE MILITARY....WHERE ANY AND EVERYTHING HAPPENS!! TAKE YOUR FILTH SOMEWHERE ELSE!
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| | Unrecorded Date of essence do i detect "Multiple personality"? Dayuuum! first:from "small letters" to "CAPITAL" <unless she trying to say she mad> mad mac the "bad boys" one was FUNNY lol C_Ya~
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| | Unrecorded Date Essence OK, had I read through the whole thing I would have detected you're a woman. OK, if my girlfriend DXes me and I happen to be in the states in your neighborhood I'll kiss you black ass as you requested. Now can you lighten up a little. Just have a little sense of humor. Also, did you find your prince? Me being kind of an old guy I have slowly learned that there aren't really any princes and princesses. We're all just humans so don't be too disappointed if Prince Charming turn out to be Mooryan. Bahja Got another one for ya. The Mogadischu Math exam. I'll give you one question and then I'm going to do a post over on the General section. Watch everyone without a sense of humor wig out. Abdi has three hundred and twenty round of 7.62mm ammunition. If Abdi fires 10 rounds every day at Sword base, and expends 75 rounds of ammunition fighting the Americans on 3 October, how many days can Abdi fire at Sword Base before he has to go to the Bakhara Market and buy more ammo?
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: GET THE HELL OUT............YOU ARE RUINING MY DISCUSSION,,,,,,,,,,,, OUT!! OUT!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date what were we talking about guys?
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| | Unrecorded Date Hebel Hell if I know. Last time I checked this chick was looking for some frog....er prince. And then, as with most conversations it started to wander. Then snow white (or snow black - I don't know) started cursing me out. Of course I'm used to that on the old Somali net - me being a white guy and everything. So then I told her, buyer beware, there are so few real princes out there. Then the princes here (Snow whatever) she sarts telling me to get out - something about I'm ruining the discussion, as if she couldn't just ignore me and skip over my part if she wasn't interested. I feel like a persecuted minority. First it's out of the chat rooms, then it's no sitting at the same lunch counter. That's it, i'm making my stand here.
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: Well its about time you feel like a minority Senor Whitty!
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| | Unrecorded Date Oh ••••, OPSODOS is back. I'm in trouble now. I should have left Essence alone after all. Hebel, man cover my six!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: Get a life!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date OPSODOS I love you too cutie.
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: From now on maybe you'll get the hint when we all ignore you. Wish there was a IGNORE USER button on the discussion pages. TO SOMALINET ADMINISTRATORS: Please exercise your rights appropriately! CENSOR MAD MAC. The SHAYDAAN COMES IN ALL FORMS! BEWARE.
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| | Unrecorded Date OPSODOS You know not all of the Somalis loath me. And remember the road to hell is paved with good intentions. Censorship is never a good idea.
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: In this case CENSORSHIP! is necessary b/c you keep meddling.
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| | Unrecorded Date Now, I can't meddle if you all ignored me, could I? You could just blow me off (figuratively) and not respond. Or you could say, wait, MAC's human too, maybe he even has a brain. OK I'll talk with him. May I ask, what is it about me you find so objectionable?
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| | Unrecorded Date hi the questoin was designed to be impossible to answer i don'tunderstand you're a romantic not at all. Triumphant smile (A THOUSAND HEARTS ARE GREAT WITHIN MY BOSOM ADVANCE 0UR STANDARDS,SET UPON OUR FOES)AND I WILL MAKE SAME INQUIRIES IN AREAS OFF LIMITS TO YOU HAVE YOU ANY MORE IMPRESSIONS OF DISCOUNT YOUR OF LOOKING. THE BEST WAY TO KEEP ONE'S WORD IS NOT TO GIVE IT THE BETWEEN DOG &WOLF BY WRX
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| | Unrecorded Date Someone hand me a MAP.....I am looking for an EXIT
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| | Unrecorded Date Anonymous: What?
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