     Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
*Dogs don't cry.
*Dogs love it when your friends come over.
*Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.
*Dogs think you sing great.
*A dog's time in the bathroom is just for a quick
drink.
*Dogs don't expect you to call when you are
running late. The later you are, the more excited
dogs are to see you.
*Dogs will forgive you for playing with other
dogs.
*Dogs don't notice if you call them by another
dog's name.
*Dogs are excited by rough play.
*Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
*Dogs understand that farts are funny.
*Dogs love red meat.
*Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
*Anyone can get a good looking dog.
*If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
*Dogs don't shop.
*Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the
floor.
*A dog's disposition stays the same all month
long.
*Dogs never need to examine your relationship.
*A dog's parents never visit.
*Dogs love long car trips.
*Dogs understand that instincts are better than
asking for directions.
*Dogs know that all animals smaller than dogs were
made to be hunted.
*If a dog gets old and starts to snap at you
constantly, you can shoot it.
*Dogs like beer.
*Dogs don't hate their bodies.
*Dogs never buy Kenny G or Michael Bolton albums.
*Dogs never put on 100 pounds after reaching
adulthood.
*Dogs never criticize.
*Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to
get your point across.
*Dogs never expect gifts.
*It is legal to keep a dog chained up at your
house.
*Dogs don't worry about germs.
*Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you
ever had.
*Dogs like to do their snooping outside, not in
your wallet, your pockets, or your sock drawer.
*Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their
lives.
*A dog would rather have you buy them a hamburger
dinner than a lobster one.
*You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready
to go 24 hours a day.
*Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.
*Dogs don't borrow your shirts.
*Dogs never want foot-rubs.
*Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
*Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
*Dogs can't talk.
*Dogs aren't catty.
*Dogs seldom outlive you. |
| Sheikh Shaxaari | Unrecorded Date
even cats r much better than women !!! |
| T-GIRL | Unrecorded Date
I would blast your BIG BUTTS..but I am trying to have a NON-Cussing day...But U guys better rest ASSURED that T-GIRL will be back....CAPISHE |
| Warta suuqa | Unrecorded Date
T-GIRL,
Here is my full loaded Bazooka, I guess you know how to use it, so what you waiting for? count on me for your side sis. (Ina habar yar). realy this is not habarteey habarteey I mean it. |
| Kusseey | Unrecorded Date
Rough Rider
this is all da reasons why u're Dog's best friend...broke azz.......Once a dog alwayz a dog
unleash da dog !!! |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
what the heck was that? |
| Magda | Unrecorded Date
Rough Ridder
I don't mind it ,if that was meant for a white trash . But,if it was meant for your somali sisters, then the somali brothars are even worse than i thought.I've never thought that u would sink this low, as to say that dogs are better than your somali sisters. There will come a day when u can't do without them. SHAME ON U.
U R VERY VERY CHEAP AND MAANGAAB. |
| Mariah | Unrecorded Date
Ask your mother or sister first then come to us.
You Dog> |
| Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
yow Kussuey
Listen up
Once a pegion alwalys a pegion. The truth hurts huh!!!.
lol |
| BAHAL | Unrecorded Date
Rough rider,
If all you could get is a "Dog" you don't have to share your pethetic life with the rest of us. Women might be hard to understand(specialy somali woman) but they are no dogs. |
| G.PhOnE | Unrecorded Date
HGRMRMRMGRMRM
WHy ya insult us, do ya think it's fun.
Using bitch all the time, shut up little cat, or i blast with a gun
Don't ya be comparing us with women, ya don't compare gold with that trash silver.
Dogs the bom, if ya mess with them they will blast ya up, just like some bubble gum.
See ya, the DOG< g.PhOnE
AND WHAT THAT WITH THE ROUGH RIDER< YA WILL< AINT< NEVER WILL BE A ROUGH RIDER OR LOOK >SMELL> TASTE LIKE A ROUGH RIDER> INSULT IT AGAIN AND A DOG GONNA BITE YA AND MAKE THE WOUND WIDER WIDER and WIDER.
HggggRMRMRMRMRRMMMMM
G>PHONE |
| Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
It's called G.PhOnE not too bright but spreads
easily. |
| G.pHoNe | Unrecorded Date
Rough Riders hrmmmrmrmrmmrmrmrmrmGGHH.
ya aint it, ya wont even get close to it, you a rough rider, yeah Jay-Z the bom, it never happen, Look out for death It will say "COME"
G.PhOnE |
| spectator | Unrecorded Date
cool joke!!!rough rider....i wonder what t-sister is mumbling about.....i guess i have to wait to see... |
| G.PhOnE | Unrecorded Date
>>>>>>it will say come! sssssssshhhhhhhhhh,
O no LOOK A BOM! |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
what english is this THING! speaking IM not getting a single IT says? |
| Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
Hebel What r u chating about nigger????????? |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
I DUNNO! MY HO |
| Anonymous | Unrecorded Date
IT AINT NIGGER. IT"S NIGGA,
YA RACIST PIG! |
| analyzer | Unrecorded Date
i think the epidemic have already spread to all the contributors here...the newly discovered bacteria scientists are calling Gphone have struck this village and the surrounding community have also been hit hard....evacuation have been reported but remains an option so the disaster releif organizations are seeking a bright and mindful volunteers to help eliminate this new virus by fire while the scientists are working around the 'clock in the lab to understand this pittyful bacteria. One scientist refered to it as "Old nagging whore" with no sense of direction who listens too much Gangster Rap and thinks life revolves around it.
warning!!!anyone can get affected at anytime...it attacks by no apparent reason....and cools off if you respond with the right attitude...ignore and most likely it will get away in a couple hours...
cont...counterattack by the headquarters to keep these rural areas safer...from such unknown and ever-changing bacteria in our massive ecology. |
| Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
Analyzer
Thank you for warning us about this disease.
You should be proud of your self cause your warning will save lives.
Gphone - For the good of humanity Sir take the long walk if you know what i am saying nigga. |
| OPRAH | Unrecorded Date
TO:rough ridder
HOW many times have u done with a DOG,,huh???? |
| Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
hehehe
Doggy style is daa boom
oprah
u know what i am sayin |
| ExTrEmE | Unrecorded Date
rough rider, ya still at it.
Damn let the girl alone and get your ass out of this page. Don't ya got nothing else to do.
And you aint doing it doggy style but a ugly dog is doing your ass.
Ya ugly bitch.
Ya need to walk the walk.
and don't come back.
Ya Sick little bastard |
| French-Girl | Unrecorded Date
your all a bunch off idiots except the analizer and my sisters who are defending the dignity of us sisters. As for all of you male's don't have respect for us do you honestly think that you are smart by insulting our sister. Anyway what kind of language are you speaking do you really think that speaking this un-understandable slang who uneducated people speak do you think that that kind of language is going to get you anywhere. |
| ExTrEmE | Unrecorded Date
French girl I defend the girl her honour and ya come down on every man up here. Yo I don't want anything to do with any of you.
So peace,
p.s. why the hell should anybody come up with the battle of the sexes, everybody is the same so why battle. Ya need eachother.
How the hell did you think you were here. Your daddy ate a apple and farted you out. NO No roughrider, you can think that if you like but have respect for the ladies. |
| Qurux badan | Unrecorded Date
Dear Rough Rider.
You son-of-a bich, you don't know any damn thing about women, so I am gonna make this easy for you, "Shut your fucking big beak", and go to hell, men like you make the world shutter and meaningless.
Men, can't live with them, can't live without them". |
| Daa Rough Ridder | Unrecorded Date
Qurux badan don't make me laugh
I challenge u to publish u r picture in the internet so we ca judge u r ugliness.
The truth hurts bitch!!!! |
| asad | Unrecorded Date
i think this is kind of joke and it should be transferred to "ILA QOSAL-JOKES".
nimanyahow gabdhaha hada ayagoo PC gadaashooda joogo saan ula hadleysaan, maxaad ku sameyn laheedeen in real life? war yaan lagu dayanin wax alaale wax gabdhan yar-yar yiraahdaan, you gotta grow up, for gods sake! and please respect one other! |
