     Hanad | Unrecorded Date
Hi folks
Mind you this ain't no joke but a serious search for knowledge, and you dare turn it into old stale -kill all women -- all men war.
Specially sisters out there share with me some of your deepest thoughts about men-women relationship. I am confused young man who is trying to learn how to deal with women.
I know all the theories Mars..Venus and all but I consider this as my lifetime opportunity to face the defendants themselves for an answer, specially Somali ones, even though the problem might be universal. So please and hey spare some shhit as I ain't no women hater or anything neither am I dumped looser who is calling for all women to be sent to Auswitch. I have enough wonderfull ladies around me, but I am trying to improve on how to treat them good.
This my problem:
I am full proven heterosexual stud who loves beatifull women -- is that a news any way!. I am considered good looking, nice, gentle bla bala.... I try to deliver on it and treat my women nicely, sometimes too nicely perhaps as you will soon notice. To my surprise my good treatment quite often bounces back to me in the form of sshit, and more surprisingly whenever I am not good I get very good stuff back from the girls I treat bad. unwanted attacks, beggings, stalking and all.
So now sisters tell me, is it really so that women prefer those jerks who treat them bad more than those angels who feed them from golden plates?. I have heard from my male comrades that is the case, if you want to be popular among girls you must be the tough guy, play hard to get and kick as much assses as you can reach. Fine, but then I see all those crying stocks of women complaining about how they have been treated by their men.
What do you say girls? some honest inner feelings please as this is internet any way and we are all anonymous. So let us talk through this once and for all.
Love - Hanad |
| G.PhOnE | Unrecorded Date
To: !!!NO SH*T!!!!!!!!
hey, you a men, yeah I hope so.
it isn't always this way like you hope so!
Indivuality, identity, that what ya got to get, to get some respect.
Treat everybody the same, same as grey.
But hey, this is the aswer! Sisters don't want to have any special sh*t, just courtesy.
Nice, but not over nice other wise ya get ya sh*t back vice!
Ya know treat her like a person
not like some pussy machine!
Than ya girl say: You have bin seen!
Advice from a man the >>>>>>>
G.PhOnE |
| khalil | Unrecorded Date
Hanad:
This is Universal delima. look, I read this Cartoon story from one of my local papers.Check it out:
billy =Bill Clinton.
AL=AlGore.
AL: "hey Billy, u see i got women problem".
Bilyy: "AHA..." he laughs. "U old dog, i knew you were involved some kind of affairs. so tell me who is she? Internership student(like monica) or is she lounge singer?".
AL: "c'moon Billy , i was talking about female voters and my election compaign. U see, billy, u and i have same ideas of evey women's issue and for some reason, they like voting for you but not me .why?". AlGore is nearly crying.his eyes all poped out of their sockets.
Billy: now BiLL Clinton is laughing and swinging his chair. "hey Al, let ya the facts about women. Although all women say they like nice, sensitive, straight up guys, the truth say the otherwise. Women like the bad guy like me. you don't have to be sensitive and caring to get women's hear. you only should be player and play to thier heads, like i do to Hilary's . And let me give ya a tip of the day pal. whenever you start yupping govermental re-engineering and all that crap in your election compaign, all women can think of is their 12 grade math instructor.And they hate that. but when you talk like sex stories all they think is Tomas Cruise and all hollywood's nice players".
The cartoon storry was funny, helariuos but long and i can't write it all down. but all i was trying to say was women fall for bad guy, no matter how they insist on that they like nice guys. and there is somali proverb which goes "naagi shaqajaanimo kuguma nacdee yaaney akhayaarnimo kugu nicin".
with all that "daliil' i am not suggesting to anyone that women should be treated badly. It was only one good side of the argument. i guess you the point. |
| hebel | Unrecorded Date
G-phone, U know this is only time I really understood what ya said.
Good work, man. Do it like that so we can process yar characteristics very quickly |
| ReaLdeaL | Unrecorded Date
Ya you seem like a nice guy and all.. you just need a brain and you will be all set. |
| dddd | Unrecorded Date
to Fake, no •••• I don't take!
what the f*ck are you shitting about!
with ya I got no brains.
Let me Gezzz, your some kind of freak spAZZZZ!
Who gotto get it from, sharmuuto trash! |
| G.PhOnE | Unrecorded Date
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| hebel | Unrecorded Date
there yar freaking go again phone-booth. |
| JeeJee | Unrecorded Date
Intresting topic
Women, gimme a break we all know that they are all nothing but masochist pittches who run after those guys who run away from them. Who wants boring mr nice guy who is easy to get. no challenge -- no competition -- no fighting spirit! beleive me it is in the women's genes and nature. and yes men and women are coming from different planets.
Their game goes something like this --look at that good looking snob -- he is so cute-- every girl wants him, I heard he is good -- he is with this girl and that, but why the heck can't he look at me-- talk to me even, what is wrong with me, am I so ugly and unattractive. From there she starts the fight, she does everything to get his attention -- if she is lucky she wins it one day, but what happens then is the core of this question.
Now that he is in her hands, and may be he treats her well, just may be! and that is when the poor guy gets into big trouble. She takes him for granted, he is there for her all the time -- doing this and that to please her -- poor mr nice is all of a sudden boring dicckhead, if he is not dumped he is treated badly, ignored, critisized for all the things that goes around.
Time to look for more intresting new Mr Cookoo, and so the ball rolls on and on and on!
all these Imho. Girls can prove me wrong if I am wrong. Read my lips I said "IF"
Hope this helps you mr Hanad, don't ever become "mr nice" if you want keep your popularity among girls. Take my advice brother or you will be nailed a lot. All this from an experienced brother who still loves women you but have long ago given up trying to understand them.
JJ |
| Muxubbo | Unrecorded Date
How about men folks?
You dummies, haven't you heard about the forbiden fruit theory?. You always fight for what you can't get. That is called normal homosapiens behaviour. It has nothing to do with women only. Men do it too, don't they? Tell us what do you do to those Nice girls you get hold of easily? treat them like queens he he he....where is ms Trouble girl to give these guys little bit of Psycho-Socioligical refreshment of their day to day maltreatent of women. Here they are compaling about little kicks in their assses. Men men what happened to your hard skins. it is only women you are complaining about.
Muxubbo |
| T-GIRL | Unrecorded Date
MUXUBBO...
LOL...Thanx sis I'll take it from here. sIS U make me wanna persue a degree in Phsychology 4 real....
HANAD....
U started off with stating that U ain't a woman hater.....Then U followed by giving yourself free advertisement ,,then U added, with a little hostility, that U R trying to phsycho-analyse the Femme Genre.....I ask U what is it U R aiming at? If I was more confused I'd be a Cheerleader by now.....
GUYS...
Instead of watching OPRAH and Roseanne.... (to get some idea of the women U'd like to date) try to focus on the individuals U R dealing with..... try to understand that U R a unique individual... unlike no other in the world.... So R the women....OK.....I honestly can't stand GENERELISERS....As for the Chasing game...... haven't we had enough topics on that already?
PEACE
TROUBLE |
| Hanad | Unrecorded Date
Hi folks
Thanks for your advices. I am not sure I am now any wiser but thanks any way.
MUXUBBO
10 full points to you for your short Psycho-sociological lecture, Well taken sis. I will try to be and start looking myself in the mirror and hope we all do -- men and women -- before we start blaming others. If we do this satisfaction guaranteed that all gender wars will be over. Am I dreaming or what?
May be it is so true that everything that comes easy goes out of the window more easily - so girls keep kicking and we.......
T-Girl
I have heard about you girl as the Numero Uno ass-kicking Arraweelo in the air and I am already scared and suffering that you are on me now. What is this problem u r having with me posing and spicing myself little bit. OK what the heck blow it! I like myself, not too much but enough to have some value and reason to live. After all who doesn't put forward a bigger picture of themselves than thay really are -- in the net atleast. Any way u can think of me as an egoist jerk or whatever you like, but mind you honey, I ain't no confused or anything. I have just asked a question which was bugging my mind for a while....Do I know the answer now? not sure but atleast I am more willing to live with it now.
Peace and Love
Hanad |
| Oday-Biiqay | Unrecorded Date
Aaka dhega! what did I hear?
Ms Troubled-present-day-queen Araweelo! what a fair description of the girl, should we all men take a shelter now or what. Aaaaaaaaaaa! Waa iiiii xannuunee! Oday Biiqay, it is me. Trouble Girl will you marry me if that is the only way I can save my balls+. Oh shsit where can I get iron pants.
Jokes aside, I am big fan of yours Trouble Girl and you've got my vote for the queens's title if you stand for it. Wouldn't it be nice to have a Somali queen in the lands so that all these men dogs will behave themselves ta last, excluding myself ofcourse, you know, Oday Biiqay- the one only sage old man. |
