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     | Unrecorded Date You guys appear to have decided to make the pilgrimage to your computer a rare thing. It's time to get on the net. Maybe an insult here, a hello there. Let's start a new topic. Something provocative. Let's see...... I've got it. Should FGM be allowed to continue in Somalia or should the new government (whenever there is one) outlaw it?
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| | Unrecorded Date Mad"Millitary"Boy.... Im not missing hon I got a lotta assignments at Uni to finish......Paying the price of working and being on the net too damn long..... Call me ignorant if U will...but what on earth do you mean by FGM?<trying on a fake Queen Lizabeth accent>...lol...If it has something to so with POLITICS....That is one subject I try to stay away from Major...Pardon me... PEACE TROUB;LE CIAO
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| | Unrecorded Date Same old party animals. CiiseRooti
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| | Unrecorded Date FMG is, you know, when they ahhhh, how do I say this delicately, cut the woman? I know it's been a controversial topic last few years.
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD"MILLITARY" BOY CUT the women.....U make us sound like a goat on EID........lol..Im with ya if ya mean cut them in AUstralia..U know Down under/the basement/Southall... Im trying to B politically correct...Catch my drift
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| | Unrecorded Date mad $$$, bored huh? ever considered getting dishonorably discharged so you can have a LIFE....if not, uuhhhh...hhuuuhhuh... suggestion: get some beavis & butthead tapes mailed to you... they might change your life forever... i know they have changed mine for the better... any testimonials are welcomed....no compensation though... hey Dear Mr. Mad...if you are that old you can still find them useful enough to stay away from the net... testimony from my 59 year old next door neighbor, recently widowed goes like this..... before my wife passed away, my life was miserable. few months ago, i had the opportunity to see them monkholes on mtv and got seriously attached and felt there was nothing like them...i recommend THEM for everyone including bored guys in the army forces, overweigh, unemployed housewives with American Express Cards and last but not least, anyone who majored history in college since they had the most boring classes throughout their entire time in school...
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| | Unrecorded Date Ahhhhh huh huh huh Like, what does analyzer mean anyway dude? Do you like, analyze stuff?
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| | Unrecorded Date mad ass, yeah dude....analyzer means anal-lyzing stuff like you.......no offense hebel made that up.....credited on his resume.........
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| | Unrecorded Date Analyzer.... LOL.... MAD"MILLITARY"BOY.... Received your mail bro...thanx....I get my services from a very decent/well established/ blue chip/multi-million $$ company....since U asked..... PEACE TROUBLE
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| | Unrecorded Date analyzer, wasaaaaaaaaaaab... i second to your neighbor's testimonial and might add that beaves and butthead rock. yeah dude, my life was pretty much centered around freelance wandering around. today here, tomorrow there. just aimlessly going from point a to b without justifiable reason to do so. all of a sudden, i discovered them - you know the gurus - and my life was in order. thanks to them, i now know what am looking for. i still move around like i used to, but this time, my head is up, my mind is alert and i have one clear thing in mind: GET LAID :-)
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| | Unrecorded Date FLASH NEWS!!! FLASH NEWS!!! HI WELCOME TO CNN AND UNUSUAL GANG SEGMENT!I AM MS BEST ANCHOR WOMAN REPORTING- THANX FOR JOINING US! IT APPEARS THE NET IS BOMBADED WITH UNUSUAL GANG OF GEEKS CALLED THE "GEEK SQUAOD" THEY ARE USUALLY CALLED.TGIRL. ANALYZER MAD MAC AND OTHERS WHIUCH WE CANNOT AFFORD TO MENTION DUE TO SHORT AIR TIME-BUT U CAN REFER TO OUR WEBSITE WWW.GETTHESEPEOPLE A LIFE" THE FBI HAVE COMMENTED THAT..QUOTE.."THESE ARE IDOL IMATURE INDIVIDUALS WITH PLENTY OF TIME IN THEIR HANDS" UNQUOTE......WELL FOLKS THATS ALL FOR NOW..TUNE..IN FOR MORE..NEXT TIME..AM ANCHOR WOMAN REPORTING..
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| | Unrecorded Date MAD MAC: I will have to agree with the postings in that .... we do have lives and indeed we can separate ourselves from what is not part of reality,,,,, the internet,,,,,,,, so if we have been missing there is a reason. One being we have other things to do besides squatting, and secondly if I stand correct weren't you the one who said to ignore you if you had posted something not worthy of a response..........uhhhm. Pais!
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| | Unrecorded Date Big Baang Most humorous. Anchor Woman I can take a joke, that was pretty humorous also OPSODOS Quit your life and get on the net. What's the matter with you?
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| | Unrecorded Date BIGBAND, where is your band playing if that is what your username have to do with it....? anchor woman, your piece needs editing...otherwise the FCC are not gonna like it....... ps. you left the .com part of the website mentioned......what r u.....internet challenged?
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| | Unrecorded Date Analyzer, It's BigBang - the philosophy behind the universe coming into being around, get it? What's up dude, are you analytically challenged despite your claim? btw, if need be, i'm also a musician and can throw a little show for you (coming soon to...shall we say east crest dr near you???) how is that for a gesture? in anycase, i suppose i can claim the BigBand title as well. Anchor woman, we have an assignment for you? how about going to sierra leon and report from there. that should be the ideal assignment for a pretty woman like you :-< </BigBang> aka </BigBand>
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| | Unrecorded Date HI I'M ANCHOR WOMAN'S TEMP STAND IN. SHE'S ON AN ASSIGNMENT IN SIERA LEON..SHE'LL BE REPORTING FROM THERE LIVE... BACK TO OUR MAIN NEWS ..BIG BANG THE NOTORIOUS GANG LEADER HAS BEEN SHOT...HUH WHAT AN IRONY HIS NAME "BIG BANG"...AND THE SHOT BANG THAT HIT HIM...WE'LL HAVE A SILENT MOMENT....WE'LL UPDATE U..AS THE SORY PROGRESSES..THATS ALL...BYE
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| | Unrecorded Date Anchor Woman.... How about a real anchor UP yours....U know where the sun don't shine....?C'PISHE
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| | Unrecorded Date bigbang, i feel violated......you better give me a hint dude or else? A MUSICIAN HUH???? what's up man....i suspected it was you....well, let's just say..you got me...maasha allah, oooowww, i was listening SANTANA album when i came across your name....and you know how that could go....the masterpeice dillusioned my analytical superiority......don't give my address on the net....you know i am under the witness protection program......my fans might also stalk me man....anonymity is not luxury to me...remember that guitar you gave me....i could not learn even one string beat either... so i am really gonna need a lesson ......peace&luv
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| | Unrecorded Date Get real. Do you really believe yourself Analyzer. Yeah, you a analytical superior Pig. That's what you mean. You are just about as smart as the normal people.(Okay, as smart as a 5 year old. Keep up the good work. If there is any.
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| | Unrecorded Date Ahhhhhh what the hell are you guys talking aout?
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| | Unrecorded Date What's it to You!
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| | Unrecorded Date Analyzer, don't worry i wont reveal your address over the net for there are people like Troubled..mind out there. Anchor women or should i say temp anchor woman, your last piece on BigBang was piece of crap to say the least. yours truly has never been involved in any gang activity but is certainly capable of GANG-BANGING wanna-be-anchor-woman like you. i expect you to rewrite this piece and demonstrate journalistic talent and content if you would like to remain as such. otherwise, i may have to flex my ANCHOR (if you know what i mean) and have you practice on it before uttering another word. nuff said :( Troubled..mind, ever considered deTroublizing your mind? MAD MAC, go back to the barracks dude and wait for anchor woman to report on you. </BigBang>
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| | Unrecorded Date t-mind, after a short psychoanalysis on you, i have concluded the following. diagnosis: attention deficiency disorder suggested treatment: a day on the beach naked ps. you can seek a second opinion if you wish since i was not formally trained.....just a gift from god..... big bang, V aan kugu salaamay as my dad likes to put it.. by the way, what's up with the programming symbols...</....> waxaa tiriba lagu yiri....
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| | Unrecorded Date Trouble I'm not sure the diagnosis is correct, but the suggested treatment sure sounds good.
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| | Unrecorded Date Analyzer, W aan kaaga qaaday :-) your diagnosis on T..Mind is right on the money. can you run similar one on Anchor Woman? they are both displaying parallel behaviours. and what about MAD MAC, is he here for some therapy? i see his footprint all over the forum. peace, </BigBang>
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| | Unrecorded Date bigbang, Anchor woman has been suspended for one month by the AP for running fraudulent stories according to our AP correspondent in forumsville....our board of directors' meeting will resume shortly though to discuss her future with this forum....i also think the suspension is appropriate for this time.... about the mad american....he is cool? just needs a hug..... mad bum, since you are confused about somali politics, what do u know about ancient somali history...about the new developments (discovered long ago though) in pharaohs.... A Somali historian has written about PHARAOHS claiming they actually spoke SOMALI.....about 5000 BC..huh? i don't remember his name...i haven't seen the book...according to the somali bbc interview with the historian...he cited some scripts that directly linked somali language to that era and civilization..... i thought it was an interesting story....
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| | Unrecorded Date Hey analyzer: Is the writer professor Ghandi, a cultural anthropologist who lives in France?--Of course Somali? not Indian Ghandi :-) khalil
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| | Unrecorded Date AAAh, I just readed what you just said and I think ya so Good... OOOh Analyzer analyse me, Analyse me, analyse me. You are so smart. Oh, please analyse me. It will be good for you too, it will keep your mind of your ugly face. I think you got the symptoms of a MIME.(and that is The Insult.) You are behaving like that dr. Ruth......................And your right I need attention; from normall people not from phycotic bitches like you.
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| Troubled..mind.........attention from you.......don't make me laugh | Unrecorded Date Analyzer you are so smart. Your right I will do it imediatly.(Yeah right) And your so beautifull(for a enourmous testosteront filled dick) And by the way. Were did you got your degree( five for a dollar at the whole sale market.) I think I will get one to. Maybe one in the analysing of sex problems. Yeah I think I see one with you .....Analyser stop it. Stop it. Don't jerk of when your reading this. People might think that ya got it in for them. SO stop it bitch.
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| | Unrecorded Date t-mind, did you "readed" what i writed?....then, i will jerk off when i am reading this...and what would ppl think you said? by the way, i have a very rare disorder that if i don't get a blow j*b twice daily, i get extremely painful migraine headaches...my insurance covers the cost of those daily procedures too...
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| | Unrecorded Date ok guys/guys/ this ought to be illegal?how can a bunch of obsolete cybroids come and meet and exchange these unspeakable grotex words?i think i should rally a congress bill of law to prevent you geeks from having this taste of words?am even tempted to drop my star bucks coffee!This is grotex male-ism!eeky! Anaalyzer- annalyze your shape of sexual-psychosexology!!you make me want to say..okmaybe ..i'll be sweet...GOD BRING YOU BACK! bIG bANG- BIG BOYS SUCK! THEY ARE DUMB CHILDISH AND CHILDISH! mad mac- ok u are cute?can't deny that!wear a flashy bright tshirt to match your smile! troublemind?..get a life?
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| | Unrecorded Date OH! go and shufle it yar !@#$%^&*()~!@#$%^&* butt.
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| | Unrecorded Date LOL HEBEL....I can imagine him shuffling. ANCHOR WOMAN.... Don't 4get yo expired doughnuts from Starbucks.... Comprende
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| | Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 10:52 am hey
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| | Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 11:17 am EXCLUSIVEGIRL whats exclusive about u is ya got all the stupidity concetration in your most valuable part of your brain. hebel am only speechless on your case.Its very rear case i suppose.It needs new diognostic name preferably a latin bio name which will explain your advance case of IDOL MIND LOOSER- its common among gheto inhabitants-so good luck0looser troublemind lets say u are just plain old fool in a troubled mind on a double side.reminds me of hebel. mad mac you is unusual big you is bad azzzzz anaalyzer u is annalytical psychopath khalil you iz mmmmm nothing speical just khalil en finaly-- anchorwoman u is a bitch
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| | Wednesday, June 14, 2000 - 07:46 pm Dear Ms. Anonymous how about if U see me as a little fly sitting on peace of a huge dried out Sh..t? . . . . . . My own. . . . C?
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| | Saturday, June 17, 2000 - 09:11 am Tha bitch is back: HEbel............sick bitch, who wants to be a computer glitch........ Nuke the bitch. And to everybody here, don't waste a tear, the G.Phone will be back in another year. See ya around, to make a anoying sound, You will know it when you hear it, But don't just stand there and fear it. This is just to clear it. To clear your mind of a dreadfull thought, to read my words for free not bought. LAter..........................what a load of crap.........mine and yours. Crap crap crap, I'm So glad, I won't be back. See Ya (Hebel, you still suck)
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| | Saturday, June 17, 2000 - 03:24 pm Put a shoe in it Gay-Phone.
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| | Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 02:44 am Yo Gay-bel were did you get that wig. It looks better on my dog.
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| | Sunday, June 18, 2000 - 08:46 pm U don't have a dog.........but I can make a dog out of U. . . . . . . like to C how?
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| | Monday, June 19, 2000 - 06:33 am That was plain lame, just like your insane mentall games.
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| | Monday, June 19, 2000 - 08:39 pm I miss U too fool
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| | Tuesday, June 20, 2000 - 02:14 am Please, you don't even qualify to be a fool. you much lower. more like a deranged idiot
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| | Tuesday, June 20, 2000 - 02:16 am that was for Hebel. To goto phone. Yo go man, you the best. You tha man!
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| | Tuesday, June 20, 2000 - 02:17 am I miss too. To you shoot you.
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| | Friday, June 30, 2000 - 02:49 pm i thought we have eliminated the virus formerly known as the gphone at the last outbreak in the jungle of forumsville.... yo! i will campaign your illimination if you don't find other sites to jump in..assmonk!!
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| | Friday, June 30, 2000 - 09:33 pm Dumb and dumber huh?
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