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     | Friday, July 21, 2000 - 12:42 pm villagers! MWLP
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| | Friday, July 21, 2000 - 01:10 pm MWLP How are you brother. I just came back from long trip around the world, real I only visited some parts of the work. After winning a Maryland Lottery for about 50K I took a tour around the cities that somalian's live . Man I'm speechless. Now I'm faced with an IRS bill from the Lottery money. Man I should have given their cut from the begging. Anyway first let me unpack. So brother I looked for this threat since last weekend and could not find. How did you do? Tell me are people alive or dead, what is going on. I can live with if Caraweelo is gone. ):
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| | Saturday, July 22, 2000 - 01:07 pm Alex: My mainman! brother, you won[t lotto, huh! And you went hush, hush and the on the Q! Now we can see your true colours! When things are good, you leave and desert us. And when IRS comes your ass, here you come! just kidding brother! Good to see your name! So how was the land you visited? I have not seen the people around! There must have been some kind of ethnic cleansing! I have seen Xaali every now and then, fighting for the good cause and leting the dwellers know her two cents! Caafi and Nasir might got lost in the storm! Caraweelo, Cajabo, Muna, Deeqa, Sumaya, Ladan, X, and all the honies are MIA. Mullah might be in CArta, trying to build a village central goverment for us, all the power to him. Brother, I recoverred the village from the trush after long strugle. Now that you are back, may be we can keep the lights on till the villagers come out of the woods. I think they might be afraid of "Qafaal"! Remember "Qafaalka" and bag home. Ceelgaab would peacefull and normal, and just for a second things would flip upside down and people would be running like a herd of buffalos. May be Caraweelo, our elected minister of defence, might have reconstituted "Qafaal" to rebuild the national army and the people went to the woods to avoid inlisting! Wabs
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| | Saturday, July 22, 2000 - 04:30 pm Oh brother please???????Men are .........Men..are.........men are........mmmmmmm...an empty vessel in a quite room.a riddle.
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| | Saturday, July 22, 2000 - 10:06 pm MWLP....&...Alex... I was just passing through when i heard the term "Villagers" being mentionned not too far away from me,and a sudden turn i spotted an awful D.C cab and a rusted T.T with an Ontario license plate parked infront of an aged cariish over-looking the shores of the river "Forum"a place once dwelled by a group of single falks plus a single-mother of four by the name of Caraweelo.On my way to the scene I almost got arrested by the IRS assuming that I'm a cabbie by the name of Alex,who is charged with a Tax fraud....they let me go somehow when i gave them the address to your local shelter... Brothers....I'm glad you're still alive and kickin..and not to mention Alex's addiction to "Brute 33'"are finally paying-off,my hat is off for you brother...explore your world! I'm guessing the rest of the crew are here somewhere under different nicks...You think...? Nabadeey!
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| | Sunday, July 23, 2000 - 08:03 pm You won a Lotto and didn't contact me!...caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccc...I am soo freakin disappointed in you, not to mention the fact that you went on a trip around the world...Oooh, alex you have some nerve! Now that I have got that out of my system, how are my beloved brothers and SISTERS are doing? God I missed everyone, you couldn't possiblly tell that was a lie could you? I am hoping not. Anyway where is everyone? Girlsssssssss...caraweelo, deeqa, X...Bay the way has anyone seen Siham? Wabs man I admire you net addiction and committment, no matter how many months or weeks I am gone I always find you here, but thats what make you..you..isn't it? Anyway till last time how many wives and how many kids! Or did we lost count. Alex you and I will not speak! Tell me where on earth is my brother Mullah? Lots of kisses and hugs!
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| | Monday, July 24, 2000 - 03:12 am Rare!!!!!! Villagers Good to see you all brothers and sisters, Man this is funny my man Alex has been away all this time and as soon as he returned, he is back in his usual spot. Right in the middle of yet another storm of trouble. Alex, I don't know what the Qaadi will do this time, but I remember last time you saw him, he wasn't impressed with your track record. Wabs, Alex, Nasir ladan good to see you all, can some update us of all the where abouts of rest of gang???
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| | Monday, July 24, 2000 - 05:45 am Brother and sister good monday How are you all doing. I will tell you all about my trip and how the girls in euro 2000 almost cleaned me out. thanks to the guys I visited for stopping me several times from saying i do. I should not have told them that I won some money. Anyway first let me find a place to live. well guys I might move to virginia. I found soma friends who need a roomate. No one lives in DC anymore. luckly I found some guys who are married and single at the same time. Wives are in canada and minisota. I also need to find a cab to rent. man people I lost. ILAHOW SOMALIA SOO CELI. LADAN iI badly need therapy. After 20 and so years I have taveled and I'm schked ( Sp) This computer has no WP. so please. I need a computer too. It's time to go to the allies of DC and buy a DELL or IBM at a good price. ( as long as i don't call technical support). I'm back . Ladan Call MR cool and tell alex would like to start therapy session as soon as posible. Man I can't belive I'm moving out of DC. One thing good about Virginia is parking the cab late at night. man for once i will not look for a parking late at night. MWLP I did the GARESH THING In London. finaly one of my many deams have been done. caafi Gooing to the HAJ is one too. to clean my soul. Hey guys i did not tell the ladies I'm a cab driver they all think that i'm in to the computer fiels. I better start taking some classes in case the call me for technical support. Naasir man I bought some nice pants from Italy. I'm up to date in the apperence department. Brute 33 man I'm in to VERSACHI AND GICCI FRATELLO MIO SONO ITALINO MA CHE DICI LEI. AMORE MIO DOVE ADIAMO STA SERRA. Man now i'm multi language guy. Time to go and see the SIIK GUY WHO OWNES THE CAB COMPANY let us hope that I don't own him lot of money, otherwise I will not get a cab today. Anyone want to lend amoney to a somalian brother? Hey I will pay a nice interest. Hey would you prefere to put your money into a DOT COm company or give it to a brother in need?
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| | Monday, July 24, 2000 - 09:45 am Ladan: Sister, let's just say I am addicted to the village, not so much of the net. About wives and kids, those are priceless items I wouldn't dare to speak about it at this time. Let's just keep it Hash, Hash! LOL! good to see you back! Caafi: Ya 'ear me! Howe is the wife! Brother, I don't know where everybody went! I assumed they all out there looking good! I saw the dim lights of the village and decided to turn them on. So far the returnees are promising. Nasir! You are a good story teller! Loved the peace! Rusted T.T. is still going and the muffler is gone, so now a days I wear a wig when I am driving. Keep it rolling! Alex: Even after you won the lotto, your story does not change.... Still, you want someone to lent you some money. Good luck! HEy, you did what in London! You are like Tiger woods! If you set a goal, ya often achieve it! God help us! I got to run villagers, so keep the ball rolling! Wabs
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| | Monday, July 24, 2000 - 02:43 pm Alex I can't believe that you went on a holiday (Around the world) and you also screwed plenty of women, man now I am starting to have some faith in you, Cuz I didn't know what your future plans as a man where. Now they are looking lot better. Because these days I worry about my brothers who don't run after women and they just keep it low, I tend to think they turning into something else! But now I am lot releaved! Thanks! (Hey not that I am advicing you to sleep around) I am hoping a nice wife might come out of that trip..Other wise my brother its a waste! And I will never forgive you for spending that much mone on the trip! By the way didn't you had the dicensency to get me a CUGI outfit! God you are a tight ass! Wabs! I see! What exactly are you telling! That you have aloped! and now its a secret, walaahi you are scaring me, but as you know I have dealt with worse stuff. P.s Alex, I will call Mr Cool, but I will warn you she is a in bad mental state right now, if I was you I will watch! She has gone nuts! I think she needs theraphy, well if you must know I give her constant one these days. I must say she is taking advangte out in the friendship. All the sudden for her it become free, mind you this is a practice that I was working on for 5 years. Free is not the word that I have in mind! I hope you are not expecting the same deal 2! Love and peace everyone!
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| | Monday, July 24, 2000 - 04:23 pm Hello Village people how are you this evening? Getting a cab was not a successful today. I should have left my account with zero balance before I left for my so-called world tour. No problem I can raise $ 300.00. Hey I can start a new cab company and raise a Initial Public Offering (IPO). Hey they said there is a sucker born every minute. By the time I finish writing this masterpiece ( dream on Alex) several hundred suckers must have been born. Ladan I was laughing hard when you said I was worried about my manhood, well dear you are not alone. I tough I lost Somali women courting for good. The only problem thing is that I was acting kind of old fashion kind if a guy in my first encounter in London, until she said, " since you have been with the sister I think you do more then the regular way". I said I thought you never asked, I said sister I have been every where downtown, uptown, and around town. (Don't forget folks I'm a professional cab driver and I know my way around town) The ice was broken and the rest is history. The interesting part in the first leg of my trip was every body tough I came to get married in London. They said no Somali guy from USA or Canada comes here unless he is doing two things either getting married or eating QAD. Well, we need to add a new category and should be called driving around town. Ladan Tell Mr cool Alex is back and I need therapy seriously I have fallen in love a woman in every city I went and all of them started sending e-mails now. I think I have fallen in love with the idea of falling in love and not the women. Please tell Mr. Cool Alex needs you. By the way Ladan what is Mr cool's problem? MWLP: my beloved brother women in Europe are more open then the stuck ups we had in here Washington DC area. Now I see why all my friends when somewhere else to say I do. The good thing about my trip was I never said I was a cab driver. I was telling them that I was into the IT filed. I have learned from Mulah " Naagi been baan lagu soo xera geliyaa runa waa lagu dhaqaa". Let us hope the thing works. I don't know what I'm going to do when they do background check. " I got it I'm going to tell them was laid off and I'm in between jobs". Men were there is a will there is a way they say. Caafi Brother hopefully I will join the ranks of married man. I must be able to get one off them. I went to England, Holland, Denmark Sweden and Italy. Naasir what is up brother? I hear your city is getting popular with our people tell us about it please? To Mr Cool: Dear I need your help? By for now these folks need to use the phone to call their wives around the globe. I will wait mine few weeks to keep the suspense.
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| | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 04:27 am Alex, Alex Where should I start, my god, ooh the thing about the manhood thingy, well I worry all about my somali brothers, but I must admit yours was extra, so you didn't seem like you where doing anything about your single life. Sweety, you said love! I think I have discovered what 'love' means! I am some where in between heaven and well! Lets not give it away! Sweety Forwards all those emails and I will see which one deserves my dear brother! Other than, well, if the only thing they want is a little screw tell them to take a hick! This needs serious thinking! I will tell you about Mr Cool, well the poor child has fallen in love and she is too dam bussy, I mean she also needs therapy her self! I mean everyone falls in love but we still manage to make some time for our old friends! For god sake Cool let the man work! God she has no mercy and shame! alex she acts like a lion that was locked up for all his life and now that lion is feeding her self! So, soon one of these days I think the hospital is going to give me call since I am registered as her Emergency contact person, please cool don't take any advantage of that emergency thingy, I have research project they will be telling please come and collect her bones' now you can imagine how devestating that would be for me, and also I should throw a little farewell party next to her grave yard, the saddness only goes for couple of weeks bay the way! Anyway, the women have found a man, quite a man..well hopefully I don't have to clarify this act! Cool you understand nayaa don't you! I think I will be ofering both of you some real therapy, because within the conditions that you guys are in I don't think you can help each other at all! So please try to find others who can help! And lets not make these sessions saturday and sunday cuz I am bussy! Understanding is required, I know most of you guys only have saturday and sunday available! Alex, I have few questions....which lady had the most! Most meaning, the best personality, smartest, best looking (She has to attend gym) other wise not exceptional! I don't want midoo hadow isku dhacdo Ok, don't say you didn't tell me! that waa good at every aspect! Let me! and then we will vote! Take care bro!
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| | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 07:10 am HELLOOOOOO.......What has winning the LOTTO & a TRIP around the WORLD gotta do with this TOPIC? LOL....Hey that's QARAAR talking by the ways.... coz the most I won in the lottery was £ 10.00 and never played again coz it is HARAM. Anyways.... STICK TO THE TOPIC WILL YA? CIAO TROUBLE
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| | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 07:32 am Alex- I thought I was your one and only...What is up with falling for others. Everyone else, WHATZZZZZUPPPPPPPPPP
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| | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 08:30 am Hello Everyone!...Good to see ya'll back... Alex......Man,your people from D.C are driving us Nutts...Even the coffee prize has gone up a Dime since their arrival...Deportation procedures are in process,and they (Males)will soon be headded East on I-270 eastbound...Chicks, are no probleeeeemo!...They can stay... Ladan.....How's your marriage....? Are the Shukuloow and Fiiq-fiiq skills finally paying-off...?LOL! Wabs.....Have you heard the autotrade.com...? well trade that T.T for a Datsun....it worked for me! Adios!
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| | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 08:58 am Salaams Villagers, Alex, Man you won a lottery from MD and you didn't invite for a cup of coffee, what a shame. Wabs,Caafi, Nasir, Ladan and X, how are you? Good to see you all
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| | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 11:41 am Good afternoon to all. Let me start with my real cyber love X. Dear you know you are the real love for me. It’s just I have not used my American passport EVER and I had to see if it was fake or real. I could not afford a trip for a while due to QAXOOTI BADAN. Now that they have staled around the world it was time to pay a visit. (Folks the place I relay wanted to visit is Reo De Janeiro Brazil) That is my dream vacation) Anyway dear X the girls where amazing. I’m telling you I have a faith in Somalian woman. Anyway dear you are and have been my dream woman. X take care dear. It’s always a pleasure to see the letter X. T-Girl the subject has long changed. Ladan Dear I will forward you the e-mails, but dear a problem has started. You see dear some of them have started calling and when I pick up the phone, they say hi honey, and I have no clue of who is on the other side, is it from London, Holland or which one from this places. I have decided to get a caller ID from the phone company, and I better get their names and voices right. Anyway dear I have one problem I hate long distance relationships. I like us to be on the same city so what should I do? And what if I meet a nice girl in Virginia now that I’m about to move to Va. (I have not decided yet). So I need advice? Mr Cool please take it easy on the guy let him be in charge of the wheel Ok. Naasir I hear a lot of things in Ohio what is going on Brother. I know few families have moved from this area. Though not of them is a single person. Muna dear I have been looking for you all over Maryland and the somalian parties I could not find you. Caafi and MWLP please call those folks in Somalia and Jabiti and tell them that Alex have seen some horrible things going on in the somalian communities and please form a decent government Please not with former Siad Barre employees. Aaxoow what is up brother? Brother I have seen some new singers and I have invited them here. Is it OK if we get one or two nights at the Afgan restaurant?
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| | Wednesday, July 26, 2000 - 03:09 pm Ladan You have asked which lady was the best looking etc etc. Well dear they were all good looking, Now I know why the guys from this area go over there to get married, but the ugliest one was the best when it comes to what maters most, I thought that I was with Tanya, or Tina, I forgot the name. Ladan or any women I want to ask a question. The question is when I’m on the phone with a female; the conversation they like the most is when I’m talking dirty to them. I was kind of thinking it’s wrong to talk this way most of the time, because it looks like that is all that I talk about. The thing is they tell me they like it. Ladan I don’t want to talk these women this way. I would like to cover issues that mater besides sex. I don’t want to spend all my phone card money on sex talk. Hey if that is the case I should open a sex hotline for them then. Muna sister what was going on in Washington area lately besides the weddings. I assume that Aaxoow will not have a party anytime soon since the ladies had enough of Omar at the weddings. MWLP, Caafi, Naasir and Aaxoow I need your help brothers. ( Ladan it’s second openion) on what criteria should I eliminate some of the women I have met on my world tour. T-Girl: You have asked us to stick to the subject, well sister; why successful women can’t get a man was the subject. The short answer is they all have been either taken, or on lay away. Only the leftovers are left, and they don’t want us. If you want the long story, that is the department of either Mullah or MWLP. If you are all wondering why the arta conference is not going well, I have two words for you Caraweelo and Xaali (Thelma and Louise). On a serious matter I hope to see somali men and women come to a common ground and stop finger pointing. I have seen a lot of bad things that made me sad. Thank you.
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| | Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 04:36 am Salaam All Alex bro you have raised an interesting issue about why women like most when men talk about sex. It has been my experience that whenever I try to get to know a lady, they would only continue to remain interested in the conversation if it has sex in it. The unfortunate thing about this situation is that the more i talk about sex the less intresting the lady becomes to me as i view her more like a sex object than a fully repectable human being. Why do they like it that way? I wonder
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| | Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 11:03 am Just a thought It's noble of you to respect us as humanbeing,and not a sex object.AND WE DONT FIND SEX TOPIC INTERESTING.But i can only pity since you said it has been your experience that you found ladies you meet find only sex important.My advice,stop hanging out with gaalo...ladies....OK!Inna adheertaadi raaadsoo...same qabiil same interest and same culture..LOL>>>>
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| | Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 01:23 pm To Just a thought friend I really don’t know why it happens I think what our sister said might have something to do. You see I think we hang with the Gaalo a lot and translate the same conversation to our somalian sister and they don’t know or don’t want us to stop us going that route. I do however mix the discussion with other things besides sex, especially if the conversation is a long distance (You know I want to be able top sleep after I hang up the phone and not want to go to Maryland suburbs. To some of you Maryland suburbs is where the sisters live). It’s true as Don’t hate me despise me said all sex talk is Gaalo thing, but I don’t know what she meant about looking for a lady from the same Qabiil. To don’t hate me. Don’t we all have the same culture? Same interest, I don’t know what do you mean about this. To Don’t hate me can you give us some points on what to talk besides sex. I kind of need help nowadays. I ( Alex) have one mind truck, I want to diversify my mind , so I don’t put all my eggs in one basket and loose the ladies that I have met in my one and only world tour. So please be kind and help. My brother let us start taking notes and please, don’t cut classes or worst don’t drop the class. MWLP this class is NOT for you. All have a great weekend. I just hope this teacher is not anything like Caraweelo.
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| | Thursday, July 27, 2000 - 11:34 pm Naser Sweety I am not married yet! I have decided to wait til its the right time! Whenever that is! So I am still practicing my shukuloow and Fiiq Fiiq skills! Muna sweety its good to see ya! How have ya been? Alex Baby, you have lot of issues! Sex talk????????God! I am sooooo disappointed in you! You are giving the women the wrong idea! They probaby think you are a manic. So, you have to change the topic, iven if they don't want to, you got to be in control of the phone thingy! U better start taking control otherwise you will be doing the exact thing from 30yrs from now on, so you better let these women know theres more to alex than talking about his pants! God they have no shame. But I have a question, doesn't it get borring after a while? Just wondering I am quite ignorant. In never understood the thing about cyber sex and phone sex!..Anyway I think wre better start from basics, like you have to be able to indetify which one is which, and please don't call tina-caasho, or lets put it this way, if you want to get rid off some of them, call tanya-Latoya...one down 20 to go...God brother do you had to make such a mess. You your nasty! Anyway, let me know when you get the caller ID, you definetly need one in the stage that your in. Otherwise we will be looking for you in the "Mental Instititions", and god knows I can't spear all that time! So please don't go nuts on me, its mid semester. Ok! P.s Everyone have a great weekend.
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| | Friday, July 28, 2000 - 11:16 am "Thelma and Louise" loool. Alex, those two suspects were last seen carrying some seditious literature,if you see them do not approach, they are armed with dangerous theories and opinions that could unleash chaos in the general public.
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| | Friday, July 28, 2000 - 02:10 pm Ooouuuchh,Alex i gotcha am one of the girls u meet in LONDON,and i read all about you so,tell me whatcha gonna do next Mr jigglow....that is how i find out bout u....my life is in the net...so watch out next time..bye now
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| | Saturday, July 29, 2000 - 05:42 am Owl, I don't think they were technology wise that advaced!But if you are we will give you, your share of Mr. GoAround!I knew this was going to catch up to him, but he never listened anything that I said, he always thought my good old advice wasn't hip enough! Bal hada ha ka xaabxaabiyo!..Alex Mooje aa kuu showran! Peace and love Everyone have a great weekend! Mr Cool Sup with you? Kujing down ic?
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| | Monday, July 31, 2000 - 04:13 pm Dear Ladan I see your point and is well taken. I will tray to come up with better conversations with the ladies. Ladan about the caller ID, I’m waiting a friend to deliver me one with a good price tag. I kind of made a special order you know in DC we have such a service, after I get the caller Id phone I will start the playoffs. As you can see one of them has tracked me down. Don’t worry Ladan I will keep her trough out the playoffs others wise she will blow my cover. Dear OWL the most interesting thing in my visit in London was the ladies looked at my behind and said, You are not from here, and when I asked her how do you know that she said, you have a nice behind, it’s not flat from sitting all day and night by eating QAD. PaPa, my friend I no longer worry about Thelma and Louise , those ladies have destroyed my life. However I have only one wish. The wish is I hope to see them one day crossing the street while I’m behind the wheels of c Chevy Caprice equipped with all the police departments add on, you know what I mean. MWLP where the hell are you my brother? Hey guys I want to visit Canada and a friend of mine told me this. “ Alex when you checking the women, check QOOBKOODA EE HA FIIRIN WEJIGOODA, WUXUU YIRI KULI WEJIGA WAA KA CAD CAD YIHIIN EE FIIRI QOOBKOODA, WAXUU YIRI MEESHAAS WAA HILMAAMAAN IN AY DAAWADA MARIYAA. I thought this was a good tip and I wish to sharer with you my brothers. Also brother the other thing you can do is ask them to show you their old pictures from back home. Take care.
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| | Monday, July 31, 2000 - 05:43 pm Alex..lollll. I have heard all the dramas up in (Canada) Those women who are desperate for whiter skin are killing themselves, but the thingy is they should be proud of their beautifull colour I don't understand how could anyone wanting to change such a color. But alex I hope they didn't trap you with their booby traps. Hopefully you will be smarter than that! But do we have any Canadians in the village? Cuz I have some enquires about naagaha wajiga lee ka cad, alex dhib aaba ku heysto hadii markasto aa naag lahadashidbo ey tahay intii lugaheeda fiirisid, maanta dhan lugu fiirislee maa ku jiree! Acuudka!
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 06:18 am Waawareeeeeeey......Alex! Alex! Alex! I see you have been a baaaad boy! Phone sex? Qoob-fiiris? Thelma and Louise????? I will get back to you...first things first. X! Good to "read" you! Its been a while. PaPa! I thought you appreciated intellect in women?!! What is wrong with any paradigm shift? Ladan- OK! Spill the beans! What is this I read? You postponed your wedding? Kudos for not rushing into something you are not ready for. But what prompted the change? Where is Deeqo these days? Xaali???? Is it just me, or has SomaliNet become fodder for the barn animals? I remember there was a time that I could not wait to log on and find out the latest in "debates"! Today, all I read is anatomy-related insults and Hebel! Back to Alex- Darling! If all your conversations with women are on sex-related topics- Could it be...that maybe, maybe - just a thought- YOU ARE HANGING AROUND WITH SLUTS! Upgrade your female company and you might actually have decent phone conversations. Try libraries instead of..... where ever cabbies hang around! OK here is the bitch of the week- Why does every woman pretend like they never use- let us call it- "creams"- to beautify themselves. Every where I go- women are getting lighter and lighter- and they all criticize each other. "oh, isn't it terrible what these women are doing to their skin" Yada yada yada! Here is what I think- If women want to tempt skin cancer, it is their business. Let them and Judge Not! For centuries women have been dipping into their pantries (for the kitchen-impaired, that is where dry food is stored)- putting all sorts of stuff on their faces and bodies. Somali, Arab, Hindi, even gaaladaan aan la degen nahay, all of them- primp, plop, nip, tuck etc etc etc. Nothing wrong with looking good. and if I may say so- Honey, We Look Marvelous! In short- isn't it time to stop the charade?
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 07:00 am Caraweelooo,,, I have seen you baby somewhere.. and you look fucking ugly,,, don't you think it is time for you to try the skin creams yourself...and maybe a wig too cause you are loosing a lot of hair lately......
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 08:41 am Jalafay- Such vehement words.....makes me wonder.... Tell me, are you unhappy when you look in the mirror? Let us explore this- WARNING TO THE VILLAGERS- excuse me this AM. I am quite bored- explains why I am having a conversation with Jalafay, PhD. Now, Jalafay, What does loosing hair signify to you? Why did you use it as an example? Hair, generally speaking, signifies power. So dear Jalafay, do you feel powerless about something. Do I bring up feelings of inadequecy in you? Did something I wrote (now- or previously) trigger memories of helplessness? Did a Somali beauty walk by you, one pleasant summer evening, and totally (what is the word our young friends use- yes! "dis" you? Or is that the only comeback your limited vocabulary allows?
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 09:49 am Hello true villagers and the new comers! It seems the cave is full of negative energies so please let's chill a little. I know some of you won't grow old of naging critizism, so let's be creative with the words we use. Otherwise, we might need to hire a door man or woman to keep the kids at bay. Caraweelo, Ladan, X, Muna: Whatzuuuuuuuuuuuup! I see you girls throwing bombs at Alex. The man is such a character, but don't throw him out to wolves he is one of us. Caraweelo: like always, you are good observer....sister, the somnet lost its lust and the true colours of its visitors are now showing. Though I am not a pschycologist, I can deduce from the contents of the majority of the boards of this dot com, that we (as somali's) have lost the game of life. We lost our land or our land lost us and we lost each other. So the "desperato" lame talks and 'sex in the city' style of conversations are the last clues of our society's long ignored cry for help. Ceeb Allaha asturo! But then again my grandfather use to say, if you see a man who is saying "ceeb allaha asturo", he is already in the middle of it. two cents! MWLP aka Wabs
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 10:01 am Alex, Nasir, Caafi, Papa: My boys what is going down! Have you guys seen Mullah! Ever since Carta conference started, the man disappeared from my radar. It might be true that he is running for an executive position in the to be Somali goverment. May Allah help him. But then again, he disappeared when Caafi came out of the woodworks with a good news, so he may be practising Caafi's game (Go away for a little while, and come back married!). Allah May help him. Alex: ya make me laugh, bro! I'm keeping record of all your criminal activities. So far here is how it goes. 1. Ya wanted to chew Qad:- Ya did it! 2. Ya wanted to "Geerisheen":- Ya did it! 3. Ya wanted to make easy money:- ya did it! 4. Ya wanted to fool around:- Ya did it with record breaking number! 5. Ya wanted to tell the boys about it:- Ya did it, but the laddies also heard it! 6. Ya wanted Caller ID to keep "chicks" in check:- Ya waiting for it! Mullah shall be man to sentence you. My recomendations are live in the desert of "Waqooyi Galbeed"! Hey Alex: where you watching D. Millers day or night view of the NFL commentating teem. Man, I like the guy. Now, I have more reason to watch monday night F.Ball. Jaw, ya all! MWLP
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 10:17 am Caraweeloo,, Did I touch a never honey, I was just trying to give you some tips. You are so ungrateful myyyy myyyyy myyyyyyy. I didn't tell you this but last time we met you just scared the shiiit out of me.. ( my false teeth almost fell out).. When God was giving away ugliness you took all of it.. Since I saw you I have been going to counseling because I can't get hard-on any more. Damn you,,,, You are so ugly when you were born the doctor should have slapped your mother instead.
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 03:43 pm Dear Ladan I don’t know what to do, I will keep looking until I see a body that all parts have the same color, looking at their feet was a tip that was passed to me. Dear Caraweelo it’s good to see you and your point is well taken, but the fact stays the same. I can only deal with what I have in my hand at the moment. By the way this girls are not sluts at all what so ever. Oh no dear you are way off the ballpark. I have already changed my phone conversation from two nights ago. Now I talk about nothing but good things. Things like life in the USA ( My version of it) what is good and bad about this country ( good things are starbuck, Washington redskins, New York Knicks) bad things ( such as those dam Dallas Cowboys, Washington DC Taxi cab commission, all the communication companies digging the streets of Washington). Dear Caraweelo and Ladan I’m taking your advice’s I hope it works. Ladies I made some phone card investment here. Ladan what happened to your wedding? Did you tell the brother BAABUURKA YUU KU DARDARIN. You could have done that you did not come from Kenya. Or you just waiting or is it about $$$$ I have a question here why do you women ask for a big wedding when you know the brother doesn’t have the money it takes to have the big wedding? MWLP what is up my boy. My brother why you doing that to me? My brother I’m not telling anyone some specific information, I’m here to get help from my dear sisters. I tough if I seek a women’s advice my chances will get better so I need to tell them what is in my mind so they can give me a better advice. It’s like going to the doctor, you need to tell the doctor what is wrong with you so he can diagnose you better. You can’t tell the doctor you have a hart problem when you have foot problem. Dear X you were my ex what advice would you give me? What do I need to change? (I just hope you don’t tell me change every thing, which would shatter my hart into pieces. It’s glowed together with scotch tape now, and has been healing since I met new people.) MWLP I think mullah is one of the many candidates running form the presidency in Somalia. I sure would vote for my brother. I can see myself with Villas, Land cruisers when Mullah becomes the president of Somalia. Some people would say deja- vu. I would say “ Under new Management”.
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 04:24 pm Salut tout le monde!!!!!! What is the latest scoop?.....the Republicans are leading in the polls  ......Careweelo, I know this makes you happy eh! Alex, waa in naag lagaa cuudiyaa; alternatively you could cultivate a new hobby ya know!!!
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 10:37 pm The village is off-Da heezy!... Veterans finally headding home!...WUZZUP! Xaali,Caraweelo,Muna...? MWLP,Alex and Caafi....Brothers,My little "Life-guard"assignment in my off days from the net has finally paid-off for me....I FOUND HER... Alex...Man,You got game!LOL! Luga fiiriyoow aaba ka bixi la'dahay I sense your next target would be few Taako up-ward...I found you NOT-GUILTY... Nabadeey!
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| | Tuesday, August 01, 2000 - 11:17 pm Caraweelooooo.... About time you turned out irl! I thought you went to a holiday without me. This time without any doubts I was going to cry, sweety about the wedding, I did not postponed it, but I have to finish this semester, then when I have the four months holiday I will then do it. Young lady you have some explaining to do,about your whereabouts! I did not see you in the village for some time, or did you aloped? Whats the deal. Girl don't you think you were little bit too cruel for the alex dude, I mean telling his ladiez were SLUTS, I kindo disapprove that term, in the eyes of the young gentelman in there (that being alex) they might've been angles. Alex. As long as your taking other peoples advices your judgements hasn't been effected! So, let me know whenever you get that phone, you need to do your home work before the weekend, I could just picture you on the weekend having little crises with ladiez. That phone might be your only scapgoat. So HUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRY...Alex I couldn't say that to my man, but honestly do you think I would go for broke ass dude, man your killing, I have a theory and thats is all mans are dogs, so its either that they are good looking and you wont need a paper bag to cover their head, and they have to have some cash, and personality is the key thing cuz I can't handle assholes! I am kindo elergic to them. So as long as I score those three , qof baabuur lagu dilaayo ma jiro, but if I didn't have those believe me brother anaa baabuurka ka tuuru lahaa! But hey I survived! To all the Villegers its good to see you!
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| | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 07:08 am Carawello I appreciate intellect in all species regardless of gender. However your comment seems to infer that intellect is a rare thing in women, and as such should be appreciated more. Would you care to elaborate on that please. Ladan Money does Not Make the Man, O.K ! Man Makes the Money. You say all men are dogs ! if you gonna marry One, then what does that Make you ???
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| | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 11:45 am Lovely PaPa, big Shooter
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| | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 11:59 am MWLP I heard that Dennis Miller is in Monday night football. Well brother I have not seen it yet, and we will see how he does it. Personally I wonder how my Redskins are going to do this year. Now that the owner has spent a ton of money to acquire new players, they better do better then last year. PaPa you have a point there brother. If we are all dogs, then what are women? Ladan I have cut down to zero my sex talk, now all I talk is family stuff future plans and so on. A guy told me women like a man with a plan. I asked the guy what if the plan never gets executed, He said woman don’t think that far. All they want to hear is good things, and that is what I’m doing nowadays. Ok Xaali I’m going to change the subject here, Now what do you think about the United States election. Carweelo I read somewhere in this web site that women outnumber men, if that is the case why don’t they form a party and tray to help rebuild Somalia. Do you think that they can agree on who should me the leader? X dear I know you are hiding from me. Are we playing the hide and seek we use to play when we where together dear? Come on. I can see you there. I see you feet. Dam they are shining more then before.
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| | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 01:51 pm Redskins use ton of money and they did get some good guys like dion and etc. But thiz year Tampa would win tha Champion, not to mention the Super Bowl would be in Tampa thiz year. One more thing Vikings would kick Redskins ass. Yeah i saw Monday night football last monday and Dennis Miller sucks. They better take him out fast. Good luck with Redskins
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| | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 03:00 pm MN man I did check the Redskins schedule and did see the Vikings in their schedule, so the only way you guys are going to kick our red asses is in the playoffs. Ps: My brother I like the Vikings I always did. Especially now that so many Somalians are living in that state. I don’t know how will the skind do really, I have been out of the country to know what the experts are predicting. About Dennis Miller, your point is well taken. NOTE: we play three times on Monday night Football. Ha Ha Ha. And you know when they put you on Monday night schedule, you must have earned it. Note : I hope the Somali kid from Arizona ( I’m not sure) who is going to represent USA in the summer Olympics down is Australia wins tons of gold medals. I myself, I’m preparing for the Special Olympics. Note to the ladies: I’m not trying to change this threat to an ESPN Zone. I’m just taking a break from thinking of Sex.
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| | Wednesday, August 02, 2000 - 04:28 pm The 'Skins are loaded for bear this year and I think the good times are coming back to that team. Their second string on defence and offence is good enough to to be a competitive team on their own. Darrel Green as backup? Nuff said. I have already put down some heavy dough with my bookie for them to go all the way. Forget Indianoplace and Payton Manning, it is gonna be the Titans again to represent the AFC. Washington vs Tennessee in the SBowl That is it for now from the all-knowing oracle.
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| | Thursday, August 03, 2000 - 01:26 am I am waiting for Cajabo and Deeqa.
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| | Thursday, August 03, 2000 - 01:54 am Just to a share from a friend Love is... Love is when you fall head over heels for a special one. Love is when nothing goes wrong and there is only fun. Love is when smiles are all you can see on her face. Love is when the littlest spot becomes a special place. Love is when two people can laugh and make each other smile. Love is when all you see is you both together walking down aisles. Love is when all your dreams are about that special lady. Love is when all you can say is yes and never the words maybe. Love is when your hands sweat from thinking of her name. Love is when it is all from the heart and never is just a game. Love is when all you seem to hear all around you is her voice. Love is when you forget about other girls and make her your choice. Love is when you see her face every single place you seem to turn. Love is when two people meet and an eternal candle is lit to burn. Love is when you set eyes on a girl and seem to stare forever. Love is when your first stares tell your heart you should be together. Love is when you see something that reminds you of your crush. Love is when you take your time with everything and never rush. Love is when your heart beats at a different beat when she is near. Love is when not having her around anymore is your biggest fear. Love is when all you want is to make her smile no mattering the reason. Love is when she makes you all warm inside no matter the season. Love is when she can make you stay up at night and write her a letter. Love is when you do everything in your power to make her feel better. Love is when you look at her, she looks back and you both stare. Love is when none of your past lovers to the new love can't compare. Love is when you just want to know she is OK and in a safe place. Love is when you close your eyes and seem to always picture her face. Love is when you can remember the first time you two had the first kiss. Love is when your heart takes flight and flies over feelings of bliss. Love is when you can sit down thinking of her and have a great time. Love is when you give all you having even when you are down to a dime. Love is when you keep every promise you ever seemed to make. Love is when tears and her being sad is something your heart can't take. Love is when you hear angels whispering her name to you from above. Love is when you feel like me and you know you're falling in love.
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| | Thursday, August 03, 2000 - 03:12 am Asalaam Calaykum May I share an observation I made on what sections of discusion in Somalinet forum Somalis tend to comment on. Here are the result of my small survey. Group 1 - Discusions that are serious Health - 1% Carriers -2% Schools - 2% Group 2 - Discusions that involve our culture and Religion Sheeko - 3% Poetry - 5% Advice - 7% jokes - 13% Islam - 13% Group 3 - Discusions that involve Idle talk, insults, politics (what I call cheap politics) and Show off. Communities - 9% Women - 20% General - 26%
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| | Thursday, August 03, 2000 - 05:00 pm Xoogsade can I borough some money to put down on Redskins brother. I will give you 10% of the winning money. Tell MN Man that the Redskins are back. Hello Ladies Where are you? Watching OPRA Winfrey. Just a thought I loved your poem. I was wondering about two things. 1) why are you waiting Cajabo and Deeqo 2) How did you come up with the statistics. (Did you count Hebel when you where doing the tally?) Ok Caraweelo my prediction on the US and Somalia elections are (Al Gore) for USA and (Mullah) for Somalia. Now Ladies we talked about why educated and $$$$ woman can’t find a man. We talked about a whole lot of things. Now I was wondering. I have witnessed on my world trip (The next trip will be Universal trip. I’m just waiting from NASA) Why people ( somalians) have expensive weddings and go over their head with dept. I have witnessed that in England. What is up with that? Did you know? You can go to this site www.Netcraft.com Then go to the link that says what is this site running Enter a Domain name like www.Somalinet.com Then hit the lookup button. And find out what kind of web server a site is running. This site and some somali sites are running on Apache On Linux. It’s interesting.
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| | Thursday, August 03, 2000 - 05:15 pm To Just a thought since you are a Romantic person, I just found out that Air France is running a special fare for the Concorde. The ad reads this way “From the airport to your hotel in two minutes.” It’s just a thought now ): peace.
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| | Friday, August 04, 2000 - 01:35 am To Alex Thanks for the concord offer, I am man who likes slow romance. About the statistic I just to 5 minutes to add up the Number of massages on each main topic in this forum and found out the approximate percentage on each topic has. Alex I wonder when was your last time you looked yourself in the mirror. There is this cool web page that will actually draw a sketch of you online in about a minute. The results are pretty accurate. Give it a try and then tell me what you think! This is only for Alex noone else should use this! http://passthison.com/sketch/?exit=no
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| | Friday, August 04, 2000 - 09:56 am Alex Sxb Ur Redskins are very talented team and theres little doubt ya will win ur division. But Tampa is tha team to beat and they did beat ur ass last year in NFC finals. I know we have allot Somalis down here most of' em enjoy watching tha Vikings play. Xoogsadeh Titans are my second team McNair, Kordell are my Favorite QB in tha league. I hope they can't repeat. Good luck
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| | Friday, August 04, 2000 - 02:26 pm To just a thought how are you today? I hope you are doing Ok and have a wonderful and romantic weekend. When I saw the web page, I said to myself this thing looks familiar. I said why not take another look at your self, the last time I looked a chimpanzee, this time I might look like Patrick Ewing. I did not improve a bit. Thank you for the site. Now let me ask you did you count hebel when you were doing your count? If you did, you need to re do the count. I also nominate you as our head Somalian census counter, please just be fair when counting Somalians, they are known to disagree if they think they have been cheated. Mn Man we know Tampa beat us last year. It’s a New Year, or should I say cayari waa gelin dambe. X come on dear I can feel you are here. To Just a thought since you are a Romantic guy give us or me some tips on Romance and please start from the basic. MWLP I hear that Canada is thinking of adopting the US currency to replace the Canadian Rubles. What is up with that? If that is the case, why don’t you just become officially a state in the union?
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 12:16 am Papa I am the owner of the dog. Alex I am glad that you cutting down the sex talk, but remember just be mutual, don't talk about family stuff alot, and keep your hormonal state low, take some tablets! They might do you some good. But other than that your doing ok, just keep in mind, that women in this centuary don't like when men get too god dam serious, they usually 'whats the catch" so please don't get carried away, with your friends advice.
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 01:48 am MN Man Now I should have know that Somalis would like American Football. A violent contact sport that pits one qabil against another in a competition for territory. Now that I think about it, since America is a fairly violent society it's no wonder you guys fit right in. And since I have a fairly violent disposition that I explains why I like you guys too. It's all coming together now.
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 10:04 am I am still waiting for Deeqa and Cajabo Will they come back in one piece? I wonder
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 10:32 am PaPa- Touche! But seriously speaking- the opposite is true. Our women have always been smarter- but they have been reared to "never show their true genius"- rememeber- Men can not handle a "smart" woman! Their fragile egos love to feel special. Imagine how crushed they would be if the "little lady" knew more- and was open about it! Jalafay- OK! I am one ugly, hairless, toothless, one-legged witch! Do you feel better now? Ladan- so glad to hear that all is well in the land down under- at least as far as your matrimonial plans are concerned. Has Mr Cool calmed down any? Give her my hey! Nasir- WABS- Good to read you! Mad Mac- No white mercenary, philosopher-soldier (note the oxymoron) allowed! Alex- I hear you cleaned up your act. Sorry to call your women names- but dearest man- a woman who participates in cheap sexual phone talk- is a s--t in my book. (Ladan- see! I listened to you and did not use the word) Xaali- Aloha!!! "Just a Thought"- the love-virus bit you, eh? Do you want to share the circumstances, maybe the villagers can help- we are good at that sort of thing.... WHERE ARE CAJABO AND DEEQA?
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 11:59 am Carawelo i thought your specialty was politics when did you switch to love huh? Or is it that you were not able to get the 50% (by right) of sits for women in Djibouti conference for Women and now have come back to a woman's natural career? lol
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 12:21 pm MN Man my brother my redskins lost to Tampa Friday night. Hey it’s only a pre season. Just a thought my I ask why are you waiting for Deeqa and Cajabo? What if they never come back? May be they have been hit by a BIG truck (A cement truck with a fresh cement) while arguing on the car phone with someone. Ladan My phone conversation has become like Bush and Al Gore campaign. I’m in the middle not too far to the left and not too far to the right. I’m doing Ok, at least that is what I think. I have to admit one thing, talking on the phone with a woman without talking about Sex, it’s like eating spaghetti without banana. It can be done, LAAKIN SI FIICAN MA U CUNTAMEYSO. Caraweelo I had to clean up my act ,after all it’s an election year. Caraweelo also I have to admit I go to sleep at a decent time ( 3am) WITHOUT TAKING A FREGIT SHOWER. Aaxoow my brother what is going on in the city? I hope you are aware that you are the Don King of Washington Dc area. Folk’s; 2010 world cup will be hosted by South Africa, It’s my prediction.
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 03:08 pm Hi Alex..... Howdy bro.....these days metropolitan Area there is a wedding every saturday till sept 9.... Alex, bro take your hook those weddings!!!!! Speaking of American politics what u thing a jews vice president....finally a hebrow speakers in the white house TO:caraweelo. Sis I give u standing ovation when u said our women have always been smarter.....I don't think any man have quarrel with this statment. By the same token, I oppose when u said Men can't handle a"SMART" Women........sis I'm single look for me a smart woman, I will be the 1st on line whom will except.
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| | Monday, August 07, 2000 - 03:39 pm Salaams all! Hope everyone's okay and enjoying the summer. Alex: your life rivals most soap operas in terms of upswings, downswings, melodrama, unrequited love (or perhaps lust in your case). Hope you keep us entertained into the next century and beyond! Ladan: LOOOVVVEEDDD your response to PaPa, girl. And kudos for waiting before tying any ties... Xaali: It's because of Cheney. People seem to think he's honest and straightforward, the catch phrases of this election term (witness Ventura), even on the Mandela issue. BTW, Gore picked Leiberman. Any equally exciting dirt on him? Caraweelo: How are you? don't waste your time on impotent has-beens with boulder-sized chips on their puny shoulders. Just a Thought: What is "a woman's natural career" exactly (or need I ask)? And, J.a.T, why are you waiting for me and Cajabo? Are you doing a roll-call? Got to run: quick wave to MWLP, Nasir, X, Muna. Take care guys.
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| | Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 05:00 am Deeqa- Welcome back- always a pleasure to read you. Axoow- For the first time- you actually did not attack what I said! We are making progress! :-) "Just a thought"- Why do you think my role has changed? A woman's rightful position- Leading, advising, planning, executing and managing all! Whether it be Politics or Love. Love and politics. Politics and love. Intrigue, suspense, the unknown. A woman's job never ends!
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| | Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 08:24 am MADCOW! It is interesting that you compared my beloved people to your "multiple personality" suffering society. I suppose a simple person could only see and scratch the surface of events, such that the limiting factor of his/her judgements would be the strength of his/her sight. And you are suffering the worst kind of eye infection, perhaps you should see a doctor. Dude! The violence you spoke off which made you conclude that we are one of a kind is an intrinsic human behaviour. Thus it can never be used a paradigm for comparison. Neither does the expressed love for American Football by certain members of my "clan" fit me in your "morally bankrupted" society. So dude, it is not all coming together after all. Wabs
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| | Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 08:32 am Alex: Brother, there were talks of that nature (one common monitory system for North America) when the Euro day viewed. However, I don't think that dream will be realized anytime soon. Personally, I don't think the Queen and George W. would fit same notes. And I don't think that Mckenzie King & Abraham L. were friends. I got to go! Hi to my villagers! Deeqa, Caraweelo, Nasir, Ladan, X, Muna, Xaali, Caafi, and the new comers! MWLP
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| | Tuesday, August 08, 2000 - 10:06 am Caraweelo. Sister, I adore u, and I don't have animosity, hatred, bitterness, acrimony or ill feeling toward u. Caraweelo, I'm still standing my postion....I have been trying u(Caraweelo) and I share a common ground....u always tried to be a laissez-faire, but u were hurting some ppl. sis when ever u write something has a value I will be the 1st person on your side....Hooreeeeeey!!!!, but when u write something repulsive, awful, upsetting, horrendous, unspeakable or sometines appalling I will be the 1st person will confront u, Boooooooooooo!!!!!.
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 04:07 am Caraweelo About time girl U showed up! I was starting to worry about you! Girl I know U have been hunting, but at least make sure his worth U! Deeqa Sweety its good to see you! And about papa, well his just another dog, the owner should come and claim the dam thing! Alex What do you do when you can't aford the banana, then I suppose you are forced to eat the spagheti without the banana right? So, you are better off if you get used to eating without the banana, till you are abled to aford it!
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 05:34 am MWLP, Hi to you. Careweelo, I see you are committed to both ends of the world but i will trust you more in your natural role as an advisor etc on the home ground than on politics. Now that I can trust you on this role what would you advice me if i have fallen in love with two equally beautiful women both with great personalities, highly educated, have all the good qualities of becoming good parents and religious. Is there anything wrong trying my luck with both of them at the same go?
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 06:12 am Deeqa Welcome Welcome Welcome Finally you arrived but still I can't see your face. Well several people have asked Why I have been waiting for the two of you ladies. The answer is simple - I like your contribution towards the forum - What I am trying to say is I am fed up of Hebel and his Cahoots. I hope you see my point.
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 08:12 am Ladan So am a Dog huh, let me see, how would this change my life,,, I would be totally oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly excited by the little things,,.. like fake bones and a daily walk. I can poop anywhere and someone will scoop it up ! I can just Imagine,, there would be No more days where I would have to deal with stressful Computer crashes, mountains of paperwork. No more depressing news about another failed Somali conference. No more paying Bills !! No more worries about illness or loss of loved ones. Please Sign me up. So... here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my statements. I am officially resigning from Manhood.I would like to assume the responsibilities of a Dog !! But It would be a pity if the dog has more class than the owner. Hey, wait a minute !! No more hilib ari iyo bariis. No more MacMacaanka !!! I would have to reconsider the whole thing. peace
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| | Wednesday, August 09, 2000 - 11:28 am Just a thought- How fortunate you are! In love with 2 equally lovely ladies! Here is the big question... which one loves you? Pursue the one who loves you, and you will have a relationship based on equal affection. A sound foundation for a marriage. Pursue the one who doesn't love you as much- and you will have the makings for a wonderful courtship! The hunt, my friend is worth the effort! Bottomline- it is up to you to decide which is your ultimate pleasure- the hunt (in this case: the courtship) or the "meal"(in this case the relationship). Not bad, eh? PaPa- LOL!! Rejecting the life of a dog because of "bariis and hilib iyo macmacaanka"- aren't you worried about your triglyceride and cholesterol levels?? :-) Axoow- Not that I agree that I ever say anything unworthy of printing.....but for "truce-sake"- let me say- good point. Haye, maxaa noo heysaa ayaantaan? Ninki Umar yare ahaa is MIA! What is the story there? Any parties?
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| | Thursday, August 10, 2000 - 02:07 pm Good evening my fellow Villagers. MWLP I agree with you that one monetary system will not work, plus Canada will loose its independence. That is when it comes to monetary wise. Deeqa my dear first it’s good to see you, second I’m not entertaining here. You might think I’m joking but the things I’m going trough are for real. Hey if it’s an entertainment, then I should write sit comes for one of the many TV stations in Somalia. Hey you have given me an idea. Anyway it’s good to see you and as you know someone names just a though was waiting for you. He is a nice and if I might add aromatic kind of a guy, he wore a nice poem. “ I bet he copied from somewhere on the net”. Ladan Dear I’m practicing Spaghetti without a banana. Plus I have taken a break from the long distance calls. “ I need to get some sleep for a change.” Ladan where is Mr Cool? Aaxoow I hear you brother unfortunately I don’t know these people who are getting married, so I will wait for your next party. Plus Aaxow my hook is in the shop to be repaired. (100K miles tune up). Folks the piece about somalia in the New York times stated that the country is prospering so why do we need a Government then? Why do we need to bring back the people who use to rule the country before the civil war? Mogadishu has so many Radio stations, which would not have happened in a million years with the former rulers. We have the lowest telephone rates in Africa. You all know the former rulers use to confiscate nice cars from people that shows you they did not want people to prosper. All I hear is most people who are running the show In Arta are the former rulers of the country. Why do we want them back? What is the difference them and the warlords? And please don’t tell me the warlords destroyed the country. This is my answer to that. The country was destroyed before them, they just bulldozed it. At least now we will have hopefully nice country planers but not with the current people running the show behind the scene in Arta. Take care. Deeqa this was neither a poetry nor an entertainment.
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| | Friday, August 11, 2000 - 11:22 am A meal or a hunt A meal or a hunt A meal or a hunt A meal or a hunt A meal or a hunt A m or h A huntttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt Thanks carawello i think i will go for the hunt lol. Sounds more like a challange. I like the sound of it. Alex Do you normally bet on the obvious? I wonder what this means before the poem "Just to a share from a friend". I got the said poem from a friend through the net. I hope you arent accusing me of infringing someones copyright. It seems somalia is brimming with either those who are pro-government (siyaad cronies) and anti-government (warlords). Arent we in a dilemma? Which way would we go? Do we go to the past government with its great Somalia or the new somalia which is prosperous with more freedom? I am tempted by both. Just like falling in love with two ladies eh! Goodnight all
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| | Saturday, August 12, 2000 - 03:11 pm Alex: Your analysis about the current political and socio-economic situation of our homeland is quite refreshing. You said the current economic status of Mogadishu and the most parts of the country is far better than during Siyad government. Well, brother while I am quite delighted with this good news, I am also sad about the standard we come to measure about the progress of our society. Brother, the former governments, while undeniably have raised the standard of living of our country by less than 1%, should never be used as a measuring sticking for our future progress. We can and should do better than we were in the presence of dictatorship government. So let's aim high, after all this is the 21st cent.. In regards why we need a central government (I'll come back to its participants later), brother the answer is simple LAW and ORDER. Brother the economic boom that you mentioned are only enjoyed by less the 1% of the country's population. Yes, the country is free and everybody can be all they can, but so are the bullets from our beloved AK 47 rifles. You are more likely to be killed in the middle of day in Mogadishu, Kismaayo, Jowhar, Baydhabo, Baladweyne, Gaalkacyo, and other cities than ever before. And the stakes of killing someone are much lower now a days. You can be shot died just because you looked at a person in wrong way or perhaps you stood beside a wanted man. And these are the realities that our people have to live with everyday. Now in regards to the players of the current initiative in Arta, yes the great number of the big players are from the old government. You have to realize the perception of our people back home is that they witnessed great deal of atrocities over the past ten years that came to believe that there are no innocent individuals anymore. So in order to bring back peace you must deal with whosoever wants even the devil himself. Perhaps they believe that the ordeals of the past ten years have washed the sins of the Bare's regime. And that is why you see the old faces with a new images and influences. Or maybe it is that Somali's leaders are and will be the remaining of Mr. Bare's old school. Whatever the answer is, one thing is for sure Somalia needs and deserves LAW and ORDER. Arta initiatives promise just that and I hope it succeeds despite its players. Perhaps time will come when those who caused the suffering to my people, whether they are Mr. Bare's officials or the subsequent self-style warlords, will be held accountable to their actions in a court of LAW. Now, what should be our roles as the Diaspora people. I think we should support the Arta initiatives at all cost. In an ideal world the real Somali men and women would've been the delegates and the solution seekers at Arta, but this is not an ideal world nor do I know anymore real Somali men and women who can put the people's interest before theirs (sad, eh!). So in the absence of all of these things and given the current situation of our nation, we must swallow our personal feelings for a moment and give "peace a chance" - even if it means dividing the country into clan-based seating arrangements and glorifying the devils. In this process we may "forgive", but we should "never FORGET". Somaliyey Toosooy....(fill the gap, and you may hear the answer)..... Wabs
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| | Monday, August 14, 2000 - 04:26 pm Ok Wabs I see your point. For me it’s give me liberty or give me death. I rather die then be ruled by Siyad Bare’s lieutenants. I don’t think they are coming back to correct their wrong doings. They are coming back ither they run out of money or think people would want them better then the warlords. I understand that people are greatly suffering, students have not gone to school over nine years and other things, I just feel that once Siyad Bare’s lieutenants come back will say “Wow they ( meaning you and me) must be stupid by bringing us back, let us screw them once more” before you know another 21 years have gone. You said forgive them but don’t forget. My brother this is what I say about it. GO screw up your credit cards and see how easily will you get a credit card. Go screw up your rented apartment by not paying rent and be tossed out, see how easily you rent a new apartment You know what I mean so I say no thanks you have a bad credit. PS: No secure credit card here. As you can see I don’t practice second chance credit. With me one strike you are out. Wabs you said certain parts of the country if you look someone the wrong way you are shot to death. Well that is true, BUT BUT BUT 3 time ( people can retaliate NOW) Before if you do wrong the people who had the power they would do things to you, even if you did not do anyone wrong they could do things to you and no one could do a thing about it. What do you say about that? Bother we are way there WAA BAHANAHAY BAQTIGA LOMA CUNO. MAR I DAGA ALLH DAGO LABA JEER IDAGA ANAA IS DAGAY. As you can see Alex doesn’t like a bit the old regime. I don’t care if is even my brother, father, etc. To just a thought: If that is the case, then I rather remain single or have one night stands. Bye Gentlemen Hey one more thing, what if we elect all women parliament.
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| | Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 01:15 am Alex I can't beleive I'm hearing this, you had all kinds of messed up relationships and was desparate for second chance, how come you believe "one strike and you out" or is this a kind of "la jiifiyaana banaan" ah ah ah ah ah ah LOL@Alex.... got you there... i think it's time ladies give you a taste of your own medicine...think about you screw one woman and no more chance... how about that cheif? Alax I guess in the political sense i'm on your side but you better change the wording and leave us some room so that "one strike and you out won't necessarily apply to relations with women. Wabs brother I think you got a point but as Alex pointed out, when you are sinking grabbing sneaks won't necessarily save you. In my opinion giving one more chance to the old gang is like a committing collective suicide. good to see you all........btw
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| | Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 09:36 am Alex. . . . .Bro did u just got the citizenship!!!!!!!!! . . . . I like that give me Liberty stuff//////
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| | Tuesday, August 15, 2000 - 11:09 am Boys (Caafi & Alex): I hear you very well. And don’t get me wrong; I am not advocating the return of Mr. Bare’s old dogs. Neither am I justifying their doings. I am merely trying to make sense of the events that are occuring at Arta and through out our country. You see brothers we (those of us outside the country) have the luxury of running water, lights, and the satisfactions of the basic human needs. Perhaps someone us enjoy more than others, but all and all we are better off than our fellow countrymen and women who have endured the attrocities of the past 10 years. While we can analyze and like or dislike certain political events that might be going on while siting in our paradise (comparison to the hell at home), our people at home see those political events as a matter of life and death. Alex, brother you said “WAA BAHANAHAY BAQTIGA LOMA CUNO”. I say to you that if the hunger is threatening your existence and you are on the verge of death, then eating BAQTI is a MUST. Indeed those who trick you once should never have the opportunity to do it again. But the reality is different now. The country has being in the ruins for ten years and was divided in clan dominated pockets. Lawlessness has been a fashion. Bare’s old dogs all went back their tribes and sub-clans where most of them enjoyed the respect of their people despite their credit records. These people assumed the position of visible leadership in their clans (perhaps not through what did for them but rather through their earlier fame). You and I and most of those righteous lovers who are crying wolf now were outside the country and never shared the physical pain that our people endured. I am not saying the old dogs did, but they were there. When our people needed leadership, we were collecting welfare abroad or working for our bills. Bare’s old dogs and even more dangerous group of individuals (warlords) rose those the leadership vacuum that the fall of Bare’s government and the massive migration of our people to the west have created. We did very little to relief the constant pain of our mothers, sisters, and younger siblings who didn’t get the opportunity we did. As much as we like to entertain ourselves that we feel their pain, the reality is we don’t and we can never. The pain we feel is ours; the pain of living abroad as the one of the lowest classes of the community – the pain of not having a country to call home – the pain seeing the moral fabric of our community disintegrate – the pain of watching your youngsters lose their culture and heritage. You see, now we saw the light of freedom and choice and the respect of one’s credit (as you put it Alex), we want the same kind of system to be adopted by our people at Arta. That is not realistic. The people at Arta are trying to bring the basics of civilizations (Law and Order) to their dying people and are in a reality (desperate situations need desperate measures) that is quite different than ours (dealing with the devil). Indeed the systems and the people that Alex and Caafi are calling for are the ones who will lead our nation to its deserved destiny. But those people never emerged during the past ten years and I don’t see time bringing anything different. I believe our people have learned some lessons from their struggle in the past 40 years. In addition, I believe Arta’s initiatives can bring about a platform where we (you and I) can return the knowledge, true leadership, and accountability to our nation in need of civility. The wind is blowing and there are some smell of fual odour, so bring your airfreshners and let’s contribute. Caafi: You said bringing the old dogs back is like a collective suicide. I say I don’t think “double jeopardy” is possible. You can not kill someone if he is already dead. The collective suicide you are afraid off occurred long time ago on the streets of Baydhabo, Mogadishu, Hargeyso, Kismaayo, Burco, Marko, etc. We can live with fear all we want or we can rise up to the moment and become part of the rebuilding the people’s government. The guilty parties should be brought infornt of the to be court of law. Chilians have succeeded in doing just that after long struggle. Wabs
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| | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 01:00 am Wabs(MWLP) brother I very much understand your points here and frankly speaking there is not alot that I disagree with you on this subject. but, There is an old saying, which goes: "Dofaar ma daahiro" I think Sierra Leone is very good example of what happens when you let combine forces of criminals and outsiders determine the cause of events. somali people gave "barre's old dogs" 21 long hard years to put their acts together, they never did. Things only got worse and worse, why should they give them another chance? Besides i think we already lost everything we could possibly loose as a nation. I don't think we will go lower than where we are now. We are already right at the bottom. There is no much options left, I'm sure you will agree with me that from here things can only get better or will stay where they are. If that is the case, I think leaving things exactly where they are, is much better option than accept the offer of the people who initially brought us down to our knees. Alex what ya say?
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| | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 11:48 am Well Caafi said things can’t get worst then this. I disagree with that. Things are better then before. You see you guys are looking at buildings and traffic destroyed. I’m looking at people having the guts to stand up. Wabs you said people are dying. I would say not anymore and if they are dying it’s not more then Siyad Barre use to kill in a day. At least now people can retaliate. What do you say about that? I agree with you on what you are saying but we differ in the approach we would like to take. I will admit I’m for 100% new faces no nothing will move, or every body goes home. I believe in 100% integrity. ( Caafi I mean when it comes to politics). Wabs when it comes to WAA BAHANAHAY BAQTIGA LOOMA CUNO. WAXAAN KA XEGAA DHIMASHO INTAY KUWAKAN I XUKUMI LAHAAYEN at least WQAXAAN KU DHIMANAAYAA SI SHARAH LEF. DHIMASHADA WAA WAJIB. WALAALOW KUWII LAND CRUSERKA IGU RAACDEYSAN JIRAY INAY SOO NOQDAAN WAA HABEENKII XALAY OO TAGAY. WAXEY U MALEYNAYAA IN ADUUNKA UU DHIHI DOONO KUWAKAN WAX DHAAMA MA LAHA EE WAR LODSKA HA LAGA TAQALUUSO. SHEEKADAAS SHEKADII DIBIGA WAAYEY. Caafi what happened to the ladies? Speaking of ladies. ISMACIIL CUMAR GEELE BARLAMANKIISA DUMAR KUMA JIRAAN ANAGA AYUU QASAB NOOGU KEENAY. MAXEYTAHAY LABAATANKAN KURSI UU JEEBKA KU WATA. SOO MA AY AHEEN ANIGA SOOMALI AYAAN GOGOL U DHAGAA KELIYA. GOGOSHI DHIGTAYE WAA MAXAY KURAASTA AAD WADATID?
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| | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 12:05 pm Well done boys. I think we are on the same boat and we will see how things go from here. Wabs
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| | Wednesday, August 16, 2000 - 02:26 pm Ok brother WABS I see we are on the same boat, however my private life is sinking like the Titanic and I needs some salvage. I had ladan and Mr Cool working with me, I can’t find Mr cool (She might be in some kind of jail in down under) I think she is trying to dig a hole from the jail like the movie “ The great escape” she doesn’t realize that she is in Australia which is at the bottom of the world. I think the solution of my sinking ship is easier then the solution for Somalia and the Russian Submarine in trouble. What do you say boys? SOS SOS SOS SOS Brother I need SHAQAL I hope you know what SHAQAL is. I’m low on funds and in need of shaqal to float my ship. Look the US and Britain are offering assistance to the Soviets, Where are my country men? Note If one of you wants to be smart and say I’m Smaliland, I would say we are both in OAU and the Arab League, so I still need assistance. Bothers I should have used my Shaqal back then wisely. I use to call family only. I should had spread the calls between family and personal calls. Aaxoow brother I nominate you as the Minister of culture. ( WASIIRKA HIDAHA IYO DHAQANKA JALLE AAXOOW). I DON’T KNOW IF THEY ARE GOING TO USE JALEE the new administration. You know guys I hear that lots of people who went Arta from Europe and here are in the new parliament, I bet Mullah is one of them. Caraweelo maxaa dhacay ayamahakan warkaaga waa la waayee? Ma shaqada guriga baa badatay?
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 03:03 am Wabs, Consider this scenario. A building has broken down and killed people. The cause has been clearly identified as part of the material used to built it were faulty. Would you rebuilt with the same FAULTY material? You say warlords are a more dangerous group of individuals while the same individuals are known to be the by-product of the old regime, who you would like to see back at the helm. The question is bound to arise is despite the suffering that we have undergone are we willing to see that happen again in our lifetime. We have to tackle the problems of our country from the root not just paint some structural faults by colourful paints to look shiny forgetting the mother of all problems. Not only did breakdown of law and order result due to that old regime, but also hunger, lack of education (not for 10yrs but for decades), corruption etc. DEALING WITH THE DEVIL Wouldn't be more realistic to deal with the Armed factions in Somalia than welcoming back the old regime? Further more it is clear who are the armed factions without resort to name-calling (such as Warlords etc). The armed factions are US Somalis through our (armed to teeth) tribes. The people who are suffering are US Somalis. Don’t you think it is time genuine reconciliation occurred. For this to occur there must be genuine interest in reconciliation in all tribe with all tribes putting down their DOMINATION ambitions and only looking for both their interests as a nation and as a tribe without disadvantaging other tribes in anyway. May I share an observation I made on the list of “members of Parliament”. Here are just a few of the old guard on that list. I wonder what opportunity this guys didn’t get to improve the lives of Somalis when they had the ability? Would I allow them back… I don’t think so. Jan. Axmed Warsame Max’ed Jan. Cumar Xaaji Masalle Jan. C/wahaab Mekahiye Jan. Maxamed Abshir Muuse Jan. Max’ed Saciid [Morgan] Jan. Maxe’d Nur Galaal Not forgetting one of the back the scene architects Jan. Ganni More to come when full names become available. When has a sovereign country has had its members of parliament chosen by another foreign state? Not in the history.
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 04:15 am just thought bless you son, I couldn't but any better. you forget Xasan abshir farax maxamed sheekh osman if these two man are serious about somalia, I think its about time they reveal some of their foriegn bank account. we desparately need for Alex business adventure.
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 05:10 am Hi guys, Who is out there, willing and able to replace the old guard?? Any names? any-one capable of leadership? If those individuals exist do they expect 'power on a silver plate'?? Note, I do not favour the old guard, by the same token I find criticism with out alternative plan of action as hot air!!!! Wabs, Caafi and Alex, rest of the gang, much love to y'all!!!
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 06:34 am Caafi thanks for the additions I hope the point is clear.
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 06:38 am Xaali Excuse me but i find your reasoning as pathetic!
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 12:39 pm JTH: I like your reasoning very well and thanks. However, please take me as naïve or a fool. The question here is not whether the return of the old dogs is the best of option possible for re-establishing the people’s government in Somalia. Everybody knows that these individuals, like you said, got there chance and led us here. How do you bring law, order, and reconciliation to the land? Because of the current clan-based divisions that exist in our people, to bring peace and reconciliation has to come about through clan reconciliation. And that is what Arta’s conference has allowed for the first time. What made the return of the old dogs necessary? Well, I think my sister Xaali gave you the bulls eye answer (lack of alternatives). Mr. Bare’s government was over thrown by bunch of clan-based rebels that had no national vision other than over throw Mr. Bare and supposedly “his people”. The old dogs that you enlisted returned with their people when the country disintegrated. And some of them assumed relatively “respectable” leadership position through “protecting” them from the attacks of “ambitious” gangs or through carrying out “retaliation”(as Alex put it) type warfare. Now when the every clan was asked to put forward a list of people that could represent them in a unified national parliament, it is no wonder that you the old dogs with a new faces (clan leaders). Like it or not these old dogs hold the cards of their people (perhaps because of lack of alternative leadership) and to deal with their clans means dealing with them. You can hate these individuals as much as you want, but as long as there are people who back their leadership it is must that you deal with them to achieve law and order. And its my opinion that the organizers of Arta’s conference had seen the line of reasoning and thus allowed the participation of these old dogs. In regards to your objection to the Djabuti’s (French Somalia) involvement in the re-building of Somalia ( English Somalia + Italian Somalia), it just shows how much the colonization had altered your logic. Djabuti has the moral obligations to do something about the current situation of their brothers and sister sufferings in the mother Somalia by all means necessary. While you consider Djabuti as a foreign country, I refused to recognize the colonial borders at this time. Wabs
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 12:45 pm Xaali: The answer of your multiple questions is "Nada", No-one, "Qofna". At least I failed to see any potential candidate? Alex: One shaqal coming right up! You crack me up, dude! Xassa: Perhaps you should finish you sentence and comparison brother. Please don't resort cheap I like bunch lines. State your objection and present it logically. This is not a battle field where victory is the ultimate reward - just a discussion. Sorry I stepped on your "Suul"  Lol Wabs:
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| | Thursday, August 17, 2000 - 02:43 pm Caafi what is wrong with you? Why you calling my business an adventure? Brother don’t do that. Call it business vision, business plan (Plan A though Z has been used up, I’m in the Latin numbers now after that Roman numerals, after that Arabic once. I will need help with this one and so on). Please brother don’t run away some of my future investors. Thank you very much. WABS and Xaali I might not have a replacement on hand right now, but I’m sure there are some inside somalia and even some of them are in Arta. The problem is the old guards are manipulating the clan leaders and will not succeed. Xaali you asked where are the people and if they want to be handed over on a silver platter or plate? Well my Somalian sister they have been taken the power from a silver bullet and if they want it they will have to use a silver bullet.( Please I don’t mean the Coors beer company Silver Bullet). It would be fun if the old guard literally take the silver bullet as the Coors silver bullet and drink it up and show up for a show down. I can see them shooting themselves up. Caafi I need to buy a cab that is fairly new,they said. I hate new rules specially the once that directly effect me. Guys do you know that the so called new somalian constitution states that the President is the chairman of the supreme court. I smell a trick here. Once there is a government then the president can change the rules. Ha Ha Ha ( YAA DABAAL AH OO DURKA LOO DIRA). Do you also know that a member of the parliament can’t be asked questions and his place can’t be searched. Wow I like that. Can w we discuss about this I see big wholes in them ( N3 AYAA LAGY DHAX WADI KARAA).
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| | Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 01:51 pm Hi there people don’t tell me that you have all gone on a second summer vacation, or have we run out of gas? Or have you all gotten luck and left me here all alone. That would not be fare. WABS brother are you ready to go back to the motherland? Aaxoow brother what is on the pipeline? I’m not talking about weddings I’m talking about bogie nights. Caafi I’m assuming that you are soon father to be. Or you are working on it. Just make sure that he doesn’t grow up to be like me. Ladan how is Mr cool doing sister? Deeqo, Caraweelo, Xaali and most of all X how are you all doing? Muna my sister from MD special Hi to you, Sister Riverdale is a happening place. Bye folks.
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| | Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 02:54 pm Thank god the politics are gone! About freakin time guys, I was snooring like theres no tommorrow. Buy the way what happened to all the girls, caraweelo, deeqa, annon? Guys c'mon don't let the men take our. Alex How are the ladiez doing? Did you picked anyone special yet? Keep me posted. Cawaweelo Did the new government gave you, your set? Cuz I was hoping since you are only political manic that I know, that you will end up with one!
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| | Wednesday, August 23, 2000 - 03:05 pm Ladan I did not pick anyone yet. I’m still negotiating the terms of the deal. I’m having hard time narrowing the field. It’s like the Somali election too many people running. I’m sorry I do not want to bore you sister. Dear ladan I hear interesting things happening herein Washington area girls are marring gal caddan ah iyo Spanish. Now the Spanish thing was a big news to me. What I mean is I have never heard of it. When I was told the news, I was driving and sopped in the middle of the road. I said to the guy who told me, “ that girl better learn how to make torties, or she will be running to the taco bell"”. I just hope I did not make anyone mad., if I did well wait when the new government is formed and sue me. Ladan WAR MR COOL AWEY.
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| | Thursday, August 24, 2000 - 12:03 am Dearest: Alex I see we are turning from the Somali thingy to the Spanish thingy! God, I mean most guys say they are good in bed, but I never knew you will look at that aspect of the deal, but hey I forget you had feelings. Anyway, just because all the Somalis went for different doesn't simply mean it will suite you. So, young man you better watch what you do, your actions can be cruel. If its like the Election, then I must say you have some series trouble, because it will take you 11 years to choose a wife, remember it took them bloody 11 years to choose some one to run the dam country. So, please don't make that as an example, Cuz your hopes will decrease slowly. Two years ago I was worried about Mr Cool, now I have to worry about you. Every year I have a new task. P.s Mr Cool is around I will tell her to drop by some time, but on the mean time, she bussy with her "lion" he seems to be keeping her bussy. Take care guys.
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| | Friday, August 25, 2000 - 03:31 am OH MY LORD! YAA ALLAH pple,,,, i am back, n havent see u guys for donkey years!! I see u r still here, my god, it has been long time, page getting longer, n longer, Alex tooth getting longer n longest just as equally as well his messeges!, i even heard gabdho uu ka raaadinaa london?? hehehehe, what a laugh, al though i have to admit there r no nice gents here (in london), but comon, Alex, u know they can do better with a nymph oo kaabla ah!! lol..no offence, just missed ya! and i like to see a man who can keep his women under control, by the look of things, virtual n real wives! what is next!! HA!! Miss X I see u have accepted the role of cyber-wife while Mrs Alex-for-real is enjoying all the carnal knowledge he can offer, thru the phone-ba ha ahaatee!! Wabs Always odey here, aboo kaaleyba horta, warka idinkama dhamaado?? anigii i was refuelling myself, cos i ran out of words to say, one thing i wont be is english teacher! Nasir.. hey my ex, i see u r on top of things lately, remember how we promised each other to cherish n love n adore under the london wheel?? oh well, time moved on n so have u!! but i am stuck in a limbo! soo dhinaceyga isha ku dhufahee!! To you all any1 got married?..cos i know for fact being here indicates u have no loved one at home!! any1 had babies?? ( i heard lately marriage n having babies.. r like east and west).. so gimme the download, been almost a year since i got lost!! take care y'all pple
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| | Monday, August 28, 2000 - 01:07 pm Dear Ladan and Sagal as you can see I’m still here. Sagal I have not seen X for a long time so how can she maintain the role of cyber wife? I don’t even know her Hotmail e-mail. Anyway No problem soon there will be anther season of football and I will bury myself in the television. Oh Ladan I’m not abandoning my long distance relationships Oh no, I will continue those. Sagal what do you mean about when you said having babies is like east and west? Are you saying that women are delaying to have kids until later in life? Men I had the vision of scoring a touchdown in my first possession of the ball. Se you all. Aaxoow what is new? Or Hebel is in charge of the city now?
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| | Monday, August 28, 2000 - 11:09 pm Man oh Man!!!! I don't know where to start, but here we go.... I have just noticed on how the administrator included a check-spelling button on sending messages screen. I see someone has been working on his or her html skills! I am proud! Caraweelo Hi there lady! Ladan lion?????? my god! I wish... Alex Hi there Alex!!!! how are ya??? I see that you have been asking about me, that is nice. These days I was kinda busy, with all the schoolwork and other problems.... you name it, low blood pressure, a bit of insanity from here and there... well I know that I had it before but, you can’t beat this one. As I told you, you name it... I have been facing so many thingys, but the scariest... ohh man, I got in touch with my feminine side. Then all my problems started. There is a huge list and you thought that you had it bad. I can beat you in this one.
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| | Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 06:52 am if you got intouch with your feminine side you should chage your name to Miss.CooL
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| | Tuesday, August 29, 2000 - 04:10 pm Mr cool, forget about the spell check and the HTML thing. I don’t why they put a spell checker, People should use a word processor and use the dam cut and past thing like I do. (Note I still make mistakes no matter why I use). Mr cool what is wrong? Did a guy take you to the park and squeezed you and you started melting. Is that what is going on dean? If that is the case, I would say it’s good. Mr cool anonymous has a point if you look at in a one way, In other case stay with your current name otherwise people will get confused. Mr. cool your guy must be a good one. If he melted a girl like you (The south pool) then he must know what the heck he is doing. Please tell him to write a book and call the book. “ How to melt a tough woman.” You can even use the money for your wedding. In my conclusion Mr. Cool I’m not doing as bad as before. Alhamdulilah. Take case and peace dear. Remember Mr Cool winter is coming.
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| | Wednesday, August 30, 2000 - 02:24 pm To:Alex bro buckel up your seat belt...on Saturday Sept. 09... a new palce 7203 Little River Tpk. near backlick and littler River ....the place call TANYE's....I hope this Place our good friend Carawelo will love it. Alex, bro from now u don't have to ask me what is going on the city just log on http://www.omaryare.com
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| | Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 07:28 am WHERE DID U GO NOW PPLE!! ??? HIDE N SEEK MAA LA CAYAARAA??
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| | Saturday, September 02, 2000 - 09:30 pm Alex Lol@HTML and spell checking. What is this squeezing thingy that I hear about my hand and the park??? Are you nuts or you forgot who you dealing with??? If anyone is gone be squeezed, it ain't me my brother! I am the squeezer…. hmmmm I can't help but feel kinda nasty from this last statement, quite scary one. But please lets move on. Alex, Anonymous has no point. Melted a girl like me???? Now lets not be hard on each other. And a book???? An insult after the other I see(none taken). Wedding??? Again that word!!! Get away from me you freak! Sorry is kinda compulsive thingy each time I hear that word. Specially when is directed at me. I can't help it. I am glad that you are not doing as bad as before. I believe you and I have swapped places. Take care and peace to you too dear. So if winter is coming, what do I care??? Meanwhile in down under spring just started. Oh I can't wait to show off in this summer all the hard work in the last year in that gym and my lord all the starvation made!!!
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| | Sunday, September 03, 2000 - 11:32 am Mr. Cool that wasn't funny so stop swinging yar tail like crazy yar making people blinded with it.
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| | Saturday, September 09, 2000 - 12:31 pm Hi u all Vilgers May I say that you all bunch of funny ppl....when ever i read your masseges I can,t help but laugh..so please will any of you give me more explaination about your group.are you some kind of organization? if you are can I join you guys? cuz you really cool group! have u all fun, and byeeeee.
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| | Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 08:08 am Zamia, It is a group that hang around in a place called "IHOP" in Washington DC. Go there and you'll be served with cappuccino and a sweet man good luck
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| | Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 08:24 am Zamia, we are having a recruitment for new members, so maybe you can book an appointment with my secretary hebel, I am busy but I might have to make time squeeze you .
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| | Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 08:45 am To Anonymous. Thanks for the Explaination Bro/Sis....glad to know that, where those group live...cuz since i am going to DC soon...I may be able to meet them..and trus me I will be grateful if I met those cool guys..cuz if search and find them, surley I am grantee a very good time! lol bye for now.and be intouch if you are Member of the Group..plse...peace u all vlgrs. To Chairman. I don,t think Hebel is one of the Member of the group....cuz he don,t have their stander of Jokes....lol...did not mean insults but Hebel is evry where and always talk about nonsense. somali sis
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| | Sunday, September 10, 2000 - 07:05 pm Yow Alex! Waya say maun! I hope the Cab is still running? How come you ain't complaining about the rising cost of fuel or have you become an OPEC share holder. I knew you will fall for the tricks of those oversized dressed "Khalijy" mamalls. Hey, if you enjoy great deal of relationship with those "mo"-"fous" could you let them know that I - a muslim person - will be waiting my share of the wealth that Allah had intended to be shared by all muslims. It pisses me off when I see a hangury muslim and the size of those Khalijy crown's gut. May Allah punish them in live. That is my peace of the year! Sagalina: Sister, you are the one who starter the "Dhuu-dhuumacshow = hide and seek" game. Anni seen Dhakac-dhakac u dhahoowlaaye, leeba gacmihi i cadaadeenle. Adilee jeerida kasoo bax, ciyaartii waa dhamaatey "long time ago". Mr. Cool and Ladan: Could you guys in "down under" cook "Falfaliir iyo Fuud Abeeso" for the Somali teem. I hear there are special fibers in "Falfaliir" that will boost the runners stamina during running. What are you predictions; do you think there is any potential metal contenders in the team or are they all just a fake runners that were meant to only last during the opening ceremony. LOL Zamia: Sister don't listen to these nameless individual's advice, they are taking you for a ride. They often pray on the new comers. If you go the identified location in DC, you might encounters our crazy cab driver Alex and our entertainment director Aaxow. Other than that, the rest of the villagers are global inhabitants. And they share, as you recognized, common sense of humour and nonsense chats. Feel free to pick a friendly fight with anyone of the frequent flyers. This is Wabs reporting live from......., Shoot I should go back to my test tube.' Wabs PS. Caafi I thought you might get a kick out of the following lines. "Somaliya Hanoolaato, Cadowga umada Soomaaliyeed had dhinto, Aabo Salaad ha jiro and hana joogo"! Ya see, I still have few pages from the XHKS booklets.
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| | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 03:47 am Lol@Wabs Now watch out will ya! You know I will be alright about that. But, beware you could be sued for every penny you got for saying that stuff very loud. As it could send some old survivor to cardiac emergency in innocently believing that the hasty reincarnation of the older intimidator has actually hapened twice within their life time. Zamia Wlc to the village, I'll leave the induction tour to my "much trusted" friend Alex. This man knows the A-Z of this village like the back of hand. So like the old MWLP said feel free to a have go at one of the permanent villagers and I am sure within no time you will be assigned to one of the camps.
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| | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 09:43 am @ Wabs Thanks my br for the advice,waw I already feel that I am the Villagers...lol And Wabs if I tried to pick a friendly fight with any one...that will be you cuz I think you are the Funniest in the Band. and one more thing, you are the one who invite me to the fight...so since Alex is cab driver...are you window cleaner?...lol just a joke my dear thanks a gain for the invitation...and see u in Dc. byeeeee Caafi Thanks for the open arms..I hope you will do the same if I came to your home....which I may, since I am caming your Area....lol scare? by the way I am so far now...so have a rest. byee u all.... have a fun....fun is your life guys!
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| | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 01:59 pm Good evening villagers. Caafi do I read you saying the word suing? Please add me to this class action lawsuit against WABS, since I could not qualify for the Microsoft Class action lawsuit since I have never bought a single copy of a Microsoft product ( all of them are bootlegged). Please add me to the list of people suing WABS. Sorry brother WABS I need the $$$$ nothing personal, and please please please let us not drag this lawsuit forever. I need the money ( inaan Ku aqalgalo). Can you believe me I’m putting the cart before the horse. Zima ( SIM SIMA WHO GOT THE KEYS TO MY LIMA OR SHOULD I SAY CAB). Zamia sister welcome to the village and If I might introduce you to my friend WABS he is a nice guy very considerate ladies man ( Note please I have no idea how he looks like) other then that he is player numero uno, just stay away from Hebel and me and you should be fine. Zamia please don’t go to Caafi’s house he is a newly wed and it’s not the time to wreck a house, winter is coming. Mr. Cool How are you? I have not heard from you lately. Is HTML killing you? I told you use MicroSHIT front page to design your web pages and you should be OK. Hey sister I think I’m doing OK on the romantic side lately my calls have been returned and I have not been given telephone boot numbers. How are you doing? WABS since you are surfing the web can you find software that will generate a calling card number my brother. I’m broke bro between gas and the dam ECONOLO calling card man me broke. I’m having difficult time coming up the money for my starback coffee. Please help. Axxow I went to OMAR YARE web site it’s under construction. How long will it be like that? Tell Omar to put the money he makes some of it back to the business and not spend all in one place. Hebel what is UP?
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| | Monday, September 11, 2000 - 02:31 pm Alex & Caafi: Don't you please know, here in Canada, we took independence from the lawyers and endless ligal delimas. So go ahead, sue me. At best all you will win is $1000 canadian (= $100 U.S.). So bring it on, brothers. Zamia: Ya see, our Cab driver is quite a fun man to be around. He can even sing. All the power to him. Ya see sister, you won't find Caafi or I in DC, as we dwell on other parts of the planet. Caafi is part of the mammals that call U.K. home, while I share a place with the polar bears here up north and the land of freedom from lawyers and free health care, Canada. You threw the eye (= Ishaa kariday)of story, when you asked me if I am a window cleaner. How did you gues that, perhaps jumbo mumbo writing gave it away. Anyways, please don't cut my legs (ha i lugoyn). Welcome to the joint and please take Caafi for a ride, ever since he got hinched the man resorted to two line conversation. Enjoy! Caafi: Any word from Mullah? I checked all the wedding ads and death notices (God forbit!), and there were no sign of him. Arta's conference is offer, he should be back by now, don't ya thing. Xaali, Caraweelo, Deeqa, Muna, Mr. Cool, Nasir, Ladan, Sagal, Cajabo, X, and all the rest of the gung - Halla! Wabs aka MWLP
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| | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 05:11 am Wabs What ya telling the new chick that she figured out right that, you are window cleaner? Man! last time I enquired about your window cleaning business I was told, it went burst as soon as it started and you were on the run from some nasty loan shark that you borrowed money from. Zamia, let it not be said that, I didn't warn you about Wabs associates. Loan sharks have placed considerable money on each of his very legs. The man is lucky if he's still walking. That is why, he is not comfortable to say his where about. Lol@ Wabs, don't waste your time on reading those stuff, I heard some rumours awhile back that the good old mullah has actually eloped with one of the local chicks. Soon after that, the man told the chick he was going to attend the djabouti meeting. He showed her a bogus invitation that he asked me to print and send over. (Now ladies don't accuse me of taking part in his conspiracy I didn't know at the time the man was involved with local lady, the whole thing was done in secrecy besides who could resist the offer of free food and accommodation for over three months in such exotic place, we were only trying to see if worked) anyway he went away with all her blessing. You know the good old excuse god, country and the rest. There was even a whisper about, her contributing to his travel expenses. Rumour has it again, as soon as mullah got to djabouti thingy, he found it so boring he couldn't figure out what heck he was doing there. Basically the man was in the wrong meeting. I mean, what does he know about politics and stuff like that. He walked out for stroll as the thingy was kicking off and while at it, he met some local chick, chatted her up and before you know it, the man was getting married all over again. When the conference thing finished mullah was heading home like he was delegate out there, but the new woman found out about his other affair. I don't know how she did it, called it woman's intuition or whatever. I guess the man talks in his sleep or something. Using some of her local connection the woman grounded the geezer. For few days he was phoning here telling our chick over here that he was delayed by some important matters. He run out of excuses long ago, the chick over here figured out what was going on. To make matters worse the chick here hired a hitman, she instructed him to break every bone in his body as soon as he returns. She goes that would teach him a lesson. I was trying to tell you guys all this time but I kind of got scared, it's not like the old days, I got to think about the family and that, So what you say Wabs… you are the man with the lousy paper. What you say, should we get involved or what? I mean Alex running in the old days were really straight, this is serious business , there are hitman and outlaws involved. That is how things stand, any idea what to do now?
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| | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 12:20 pm How much is she paying the hit man? Wait a minute let me go and buy a life insurance on Mullah. He was kind of a brother to me.
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| | Tuesday, September 12, 2000 - 04:01 pm Falfaliiq and fuuto abeeso aaaa@lolllllllllll Ooh my god. Alex Dear, I have two words for you "Natural Commedian". God bless ya. I will write later guys! Peace and much love
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| | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 11:36 am Ladan much love to you too here. Hey Ladan I was listening to the radio today and heard that the bus drivers in the Olympics want to on stick. I also heard that there was a guy who tried to put water house the Olympic torch and there is a radio station in Australia who is running 24 hours the Simpson’s show ( I bet that is why we don’t see Mr. Cool anymore or her new guy must have melted her, either way it’s one or the other. WABS my brother I had two dreams last night. The First one was that Mullah died and I was in his will. I was sow happy I praised him in the eulogy. I don’t know how you can praise someone so well before seen the will. When I woke up, I found out that it was only a dream. I when right back to sleep and had another dream that I have bought a life insurance and my beloved brother few weeks later mullas was burned to death by his wife. Again I woke up happy, come to find out it was only a dream. By then I said I better stop dreaming and real money from the streets of Washington. How do you read my dream my brother with the lousy papers. Hey guys I have read on the weekly cab news bulletin that Xaali and Xoogsade have a thing going on. I don’t know how that news got to the editors since neither of them is associated with the cab business.
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| | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 02:41 pm insecurity maybe
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| | Wednesday, September 13, 2000 - 05:20 pm Alex Bus drivers have gone on strick! But I only found that out a day or two ago, and people expect me to know much more, god bless them. Sweety the thingy is that I am not a news person, and the strick is happening in down town I believe near the Crown Casino, my god Mr Cool is a compulsive lier she told me the workers in Crown are going on a strick not the dam Bus drivers. Anyway Its cool that we are getting two weeks holiday because of the Olympics. I am starting to like them now. Alex, how are you managing your personal life or is it still a major crisis? Either ways I wish you all the best.Oooh, whats the thingy about "This Xaali chick and the Xoogsade dude" Or is it stirckly Alex invation? Theres this magagize call "Global missing people" And I have just posted Mulah as a missing person, did you guys had any chance in the death section. Cuz I am seriously starting to worry now, I don't want him to die as 'Virgin' Its such a shame that he has to die with.....? Never mind I will be classified as a 'little girl with a dirty mind' I am coming to think that right!..... Caraweelo the Election is over sweety! Make an entrence!
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| | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 06:20 am Alex@Wabs First of all thanks for the warm welcame Alex,secondley you are funny man....althought I hardley have a time to read all the masseges.......I alway Stop and scan whenever I see the Name Alex and Wabs......cuz you guys too funny to pass......lol not onley that, but your thoughts are so thoughtfull and Clean Jokes..... I just have this thoughts back, at my mind all the Villagers share a same Estate if not a same House...I find hard to believe that u guys live, other sides of Atlantics... Alex... since you belive those your two friends Xali and Xoogsade are in One=togather...why don,t you and Ladan go togather..lol....just athought. Cuz I don,t know if any one else think the same...but my views are, you guys suit each other...I mean Emotionally support Level. YOu see she seems, very caring sis who always Concern her trouble brother......lol... and Alex you seem very Open Honest Br...who shares all his secrets whit her...she is there for you whenever you need shoulder to cary....am I wrong?if I am Forgive me guys, you see I am just traying to help Alx.. Wabs My sweet br hope u r well You know when I asked you if you are window cleaner, I did not mean to pull your leg....but just to find out more about u.....and you know why? cuz I think I am falling for your Character....lol you seem so real....but since u r in Canada I don,t think there is any chance.....except to keep reading those smart thoughts of yours.. Althought, I don,t have much time, to go through whole the pages...believe me you guys Controbute the most Funny jokes, and honest advices.....so keep up the good work and thanks all next tme Caafi Uk man How doing..hope u fine. hey...Wabs is a fine br...and he told me where he is about....althought he is far a way stil he is fine br. Caafi, please don,t remind him that I call him window cleaner.......don,t get me wrong window cleaning is ok job....But what I mean, my point at that was, to find out more about his proffesion......U see I thought he my have the most Somali mentality....who think one person is better than other, Cuz what he/she does.....since he was keep calling Alex a cab driver....lol so now what ever I said what ever I did, I did not mean it Wabs. my time is up.......so guys i am not a good writer or may I say a good joker.....so I leave you the rest. see u all
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| | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 07:38 am zamia what you mean don't remind him, you didn't call him a window cleaner. The man was a dodge window cleaner till he was found spending too much time cleaning certian windows where number of females resided. he was even cleaning them windows on days that he wasn't asked. if you don't believe me, ask him
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| | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 09:09 am Ladan please make use of the spell-checker Next time its there for a reason. Strick ?
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| | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 03:11 pm Dear Villagers greetings from DC. Ladan since I have met you and Mr Cool, I pay special attention on Australia. I don’t think Mr cool laid to you, I think her and her man where sitting at the couch and the TV was on, they may have been busy and heard the word strike ( SP) and Casino, so she assumed that the Casino workers where on strike. I’m not sure but this is my analysis (Note to ALL I do not warrant my analyses it’s as is). Ladan Alhamdulilah I’m doing fine lately No girl have told me to take a hike YET. Dear Ladan I have met a girl from Minnesota while hanging with my boys in VA. I took her to dinner, I want to know Am I cheating on my girls in Europe sine I have not made a commitment to anyone yet since I’m insecure as realist said it so please once again can you came to my rescue. Dear sister Zima thank you very much for the nice compliment that you gave I and my brother WABS, you are very kind. Zima WABS is not putting me down when he calls me a cab driver I’m a professionally licensed cab driver with a clean driving record. I do pay taxes to the government with the exception of my own tax lope wholes or tax breaks. Zima I see that you are interested in WABS. Let me give you a background of him if I may, however I do advice that you check with the Canadian Mountain Police, they are equivalent to the US FBI and the British Scotland Yard. I have a feeling that when you go to the Police and they key in his name and number, that the computer will say please put a fresh box of printing papers because this Somali guy’s record will run from Toronto to Tinmaktu. Anyway he is a nice guy a ladies man he once dated a girl named Siham. No one has seen Siham since she started dating him. (This should set a red flag). He is a college boy since you wanted to know his professionalism. (I would say he is more life a con artist, because no one has ever seen his paycheck). Zima you said that we leave in an Estate. Dear I rather leave in a Estate with Freddie Cougar ( the guy in Friday the 13th movies) then with Caraweelo. I have to say that she is a smart woman and I have learned some good English words from her, I even bought a Dictionary for that. Zima about me and Ladan, dear Ladan and Mr Cool are my psychiatrists they are helping me with my love life AND MY INSECURITY ( I’m improving on my insecurity lately I have been hitting on girls with the outcome of one dinner date, hey it’s better then nothing ), they have been given me advice’s for about a year just like the show on HBO about the Sapranos. We can NOT have an affair she would be compromising her professional license. You said Zima you said that you want to help me, how about buys shares at my cab company? Don’t worry I would explain to you when you get to Washington just contact me via here. Final note:Zima on your way to the states, if I may advice you to take either Egypt Air or Air France specially the Concorde. Caafi Go Manchester United Go. To Anonymous: I do NO warrant neither my Grammar nor my spelling.
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| | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 04:03 pm aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH! Caafi, ya killing me, man! LOL@Caafi Zamia Halla, sister. Thanks for the com., I do admire your straight forwardness and let me tell you - it has been a decade since someone said all those kind things. Can ya see grind! Sister, I am not offended by your "window-cleaner" remarks. Believe me, window cleaning is far better than, money wise, a lot things that I do. To answer your query - I am a profesional student; I just can't get enough of this crab called education or perhaps I am affraid of the real world and hiding behind the books. God help us on this department! About Somali mentality, I don't really know what you mean about that. Whenever I heard people use Somali plus adjective or adverb, I always assume the worst. Nothing is wrong with Somali mentality; since I am Somali, I sure do have lots of it. Sister, there few inside things that you might not be aware of, so let me bring you up to date here: Ya see, Alex is our beloved Cab driver. Though he often refers to me as the "ladies-man", he is the true hero. He was married to X (the primary Queen of the village). She kicked him out after she learned he was going around. X was followed by long list of "gals" that I couldn't record them all right now. Before his trip to the European market, which mind you won him lots of goodies, he was tangled up with an infameous "Anonymous" and a wonderfull and religous character called Sumaya. The man is for real pla................r. I love him though, because he never lies and he is out and open with all of his affairs. Ya got to give credit where credit is due. Now Caafi: It will take a week or two to retrief his file. Sister, I held back a lot; I think I'm gonna have to borrow a page from Alex's autobiography and say - I am ready for cybergirlfriend whenever you are ready. Distance and time are Concorde's problem, so it doesn't concern me. Jaw for no! Wabs aka MWLP
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| | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 04:15 pm Caafi and Alex: I see you brother sanding my image. I don't think this information warfare you boys are carrying out will loosen my grib. I suggest that you leave all the window cleaning for me and soon you will both see me on the major intersection near you - o' course cleaning windshields. So if you are driving confertable, ya better bring a rain coat. Alex, don't even think about suing me. I am lincenced and given immunity from all your American legal shyte. Caafi: Mullah vs. Temp Wives ==> scoreboards of the world reads ---> Mullah is MIA: Now I do have a plan, let's give these Temp Wives each others address. Perhaps, if they can find Mullah they will eliminate each other (o'course, out of love or jealousy!). And whenever they eliminate each other, we will let the world know that Mullah can come of the woodworks now and things are safe. It took me a whole week to figure this one out. What do you think. May Allah bring Mullah safely home. We don't miss the "basterd's" sarcism, we are just brotherly concerned. Wabs, read ya next week!
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| | Thursday, September 14, 2000 - 05:43 pm Lol@Wabs Ha Ha ha Brother I always give one dollar to the brothers who clean windshields it’s cheaper then washing the whole car with ten Dollars. Plus my beloved brother you might have immunity from the lawyers, but how about the INS (Immigration and Naturalization Services). ?
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| | Saturday, September 16, 2000 - 11:50 am Alex&Wabs how you doing guys? Boy! you guys can write, guess what this is the best way to improve my ESL. hope you let me know my mistakes....since I am just learing at this Language...so thank you Hey guys I was thinking whole this time...what is the Lawsuit that is going to be Against me.lol.since you enjoy suing each other I was bit scared....u see I thought I broke some ruless of the Villagers which was 1-don,t sak what they do 2-don,t fall for their character 3-if you do don,t let them now. but I was wrong, forgive me if I thoutht worst of you.I just wonder some times if some of you r Judges, Cuz if you are, I amy have some Cases for you. Now Alx.....I thought you are the onley friend that is going to be there for me, when I arrive in DC...but man you want me to die soon! I want know why?......incase you forget let me remind you, your advice in the Above statement said "at your way to the States take a Eigypt Air or Air Fance...Specially Concorde"..lol what a death wish, and you sking me if I can buy some shares whit your Company? 4get it...that is can I trust you? just let me think about it...mmmmmmm....lol Alx about your messy love life I really Feel for you..but since you admit improving and you are whit Professional Threpiest..such as Mr cool and Ladan.I belive thisgs will get better just make sure you did not miss your hourly sessions.....lol One more thing,about you and Ladan....there was other Patients b4 you who fall for their Helpers..so falling for her is not a Crime. Or is it Ladan? dear sis I am just giving him some encouregement that he is lacking...as he admit his Insecurities...lol Last, thanks telling me about Wabs my Dream character....You said, find out about him from Canadian Mauntain Police, Do you mean his Local Mullah or may I say Mosque...cuz I guess that is where I need to look for him. hey I forget is Careweelo=Trouble Girl? if yes May Allah forgive her...if not forgive me dear sis Wabs I did not forget you man..infact I am falling for you.that is if Wabs=Character...if not forget me...lol.hey but my Crash cool down.since you told me you have a deep afair whit Education Deparment....u see .that deparment is very demanding so if I distrubt you..you may get kicked by her.....so my case is rest. But that is, if you onley Promise me..when you finish that Afair...you may be able to give me grantee Contract, not have an afair whit no one else but Zam....lol... what a stalker. Then again that is if, Wabs=Character,so do we have a deal? Hey, I forget..you said whenever you heard ppl use Somali plus adjective or adverb you assume the worst.....lol...I never laugh that much.cuz you said about the truth..u see,Althoutht is not fair to generalise ...when I said Somali mentality what I meant was, many of our people, think some one is much better than the other cuz.. what he do. Eg...althought many of them Unemploy where I live if you Offer them...a job.. as cleaning they would never take it..cuz they think what other ppl may say...I don,t know if you agree but we but each other down ..whit out even know it..since our Culture base as what others think not as Individuals... do u get it?hope u do. Caafi hope u Ok what do you thing about May afair wabs character? just let me now........you warn me earlier but but did I listen to u?lol hey guys am out of time so see u all byeeee
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 03:11 am Zamia Do you know all these guys are married be aware.
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 04:25 am Hallow to Alex, Xali, Carawelo,Ladan, X and the rest of you all. it is long time since i last came to the forum, when Ladan and mr cool started their romance, and i was sentenced to live in hopelessness with the single mother xaali. till later all on my bike xaaji run-sheeg AKA dr_run_sheeg
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 04:25 am Hallow to Alex, Xali, Carawelo,Ladan, X and the rest of you all. it is long time since i last came to the forum, when Ladan and mr cool started their romance, and i was sentenced to live in hopelessness with the single mother xaali. till later all on my bike xaaji run-sheeg AKA dr_run_sheeg
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 06:07 am Wabs@lol Man! That is funny move, I knew you would figure a way out of this. you see while I admire your well thought plan, I still can't figure out where that would leave our brother Alex. I hear, he's been having sweet dream about mullah's demise and if he doesn't get that insurance money and Mullah shows up live and kicking, we could end up not only with one casualty but two, not to mention the poor chick that is going to get eliminated in the process. Wabs the trouble is, there is hit-man out there, he's already got percentage of the money and the rest of it, is sitting with a local gangster who is going to pay him as soon as he finishes the job. The bloody chick didn't tell the guy to cancel the job if she dies before he gets hold of the man. And one more thing, I can't trust Alex anymore I don't know what plans of his own he's got behind the scenes. Once he gets the sniff of money, that man changes alliance faster than the warlords back home. So I suppose its back to the drawing board. I reckon the first thing is to get Mullah out of the imprisonment. The man is held against his will. BTW, has anyone heard from the main man Nasir? It's been donkey years since I last hear from him and I was really surprised to see one of his chicks flirting with Alex lately. I am very suspicious of Alex, I guess the lottery money he was bragging about wasn't lottery money after all. I hope I'm paranoid but I can't figure out how things turned out nicely and cosy for Alex while boys keep disappearing one after other without trace. Alex Bro good to see you back, man! Don't even mention that name(man united) in my book they are known as Red Scams. I suppose you would be excused this time as I didn't mentioned that I'm die-hard ARSENAL man. Anyway, what is this I hear you getting not turned down lately? What is the secret? I know you got rid of that dreadful perfume. But was that all the problem or are the chicks getting little bit more disparate as mullah predicted few years back? I reckon there is some sort of circle out there, similar to the that of the seasons, so everyone gets dry season, wet season and so on. I guess last time you were in the middle of your dry season and now you are right in the middle of your wet season. Make sure you make the most of it while you can, and don't forget to leave some stored for the coming dry season or you will running around like headless chicken or howling to the moon once again. Zamia Your affairs with Wabs!! I'll say pretty impressive so far. Mind you though you won't be disappointed with the guy. Forget about my previous warning, it's kind of expired now. According to some reliable sources that man knows all the right buttons to push when it comes to pleasing women. Unlike my amateur friend Alex who every time he goes out with a girl, we had to call the emergency services, we never had much compliant from Wabs. There was only one incident when certain flight 13 girl had to be rescued from his car because doors won't open for some reason. I reckon you will be fine as long as you stay away from his car. The man is known to have won the admiration of some of the most harden women in the village. word of warning though - that man hasn't been anywhere near mosque since last ramandan. i wonder if he knows which direction the qibla is, in his town. it's worth asking - you can try.
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 12:36 pm Now Caafi that is not fare, I’m not betting that Mullah is dead. I was thinking ahead of my brother, I was thinking to give some of the insurance money to his relatives where ever they may be or if he has unknown kids to help them out. You guys think I’m an opportunist ( Who are you kidding Alex). If he shows it will be good for me he was kind of my Joney Cokran ( The black lowyer for O. J Simpson). Anonymous I wish I was married specially that winter is on it’s way. Hey Caafi about the rainy season you are talking about, thank god man here in DC area they are coming from all over. Caafi don’t forget ZIMA said that I’m her friend in DC that is if those bud heads in Virginia get to her before I do, and you know my brother WABS will not be able to cross the border because I will be sending him back North. Hey Zima I see you have the hots for my brother WABS. I say go for it sister, he is a nice guy, a romantic guy, unlike me who takes his dates to the Oliver Garden. ( Hey Caafi I use to take them to the McDonalds and up size the order and share remember ) So I consider my self-an improved man, plus no more Brute 33. Zima back to you my sister you writing is good sister if someone tells you that you misspelled a word or grammatical error just tell them , well tell them nothing. About caraweelo Zima she is a nice and educated woman, but very troublesome as a mater fact she is more troublesome then the warlords combined, but I admire her thoughts. Every time she enters a debate I take my balls out and put them is a safe. Dr how are you sir long time no see you. Well brother people have disappeared and some have re appeared I’m still here seeking my faith. PS: I did not know Xaali was a single mother. Single mother are the in thing nowadays ( less costly ) may be I show give a thought. WABS. Tonight is a Monday night football Redskins Vs Cowboys. Take care all.
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:34 pm Caaafiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Brother, Mullah's ordeal reminds me the movie Bullworth. I am sure you remember that one (Xaali & Caraweelo can fill you in if you didn't see Bullworth). Anyway, I recoken that there is a hit man out there and eliminating the Temp wives won't solve Mullah's problem. So here is an alternative plan, this plan was borrowed secretly from the Somali warlord's survival handbook. The plan is call "now that we made more enemies than we can fight with, let's make friends with our worst enemy". According to this plan, we ought to make Mullah & the Atlanta wife friends again. This will result the call back of the North American hit man and subsequently Mullah can resurface this part of the world. The Djabutian hit man will be handy-capped by the visa restrictions and him and his hired temp wife #2 can go to hell together. Ya see Mullah would have to renagotiate his mariage arrangements with the Atlanta "chick". I suppose Alex could arrange a dream team of lawyers. What do you think of this plan. later! The man with the lousy papers (MWLP)
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 02:49 pm I knew my brother WABS college education did not go to waist basket. My brother once again you came up with a brilliant idea. As far as the task of getting a dream team of lawyers, that would not be too difficult especially here in Washington DC the lawyer capitol of the world. Let us just hope that they are not all defending Bill Clinton once he steps down from the Office.
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 03:10 pm Zamia: Sister, Wabs' character = Wabs! It is kind of a unity argument, no worries there. But let me see if I read you right; your crash cool down when you heard I am in bed with the books, huh! Does that mean you don't wanna have anything to do with me during my broke-ass-student days; but as soon as I lottion the ashs of the strugle I should give you bling-bling. I don't about this - it seems to me that you are sending me to woods with survival gear. Let's rewrite this contract, sister. I don't want you be seeing as a gold digger. Ya 'ear me sister! Hey Zam: Caraweelo is not T-Girl. T-Girl is a visitor from the palanet "Qoryooley" and "Isku-raran" (kind of slim-shady character). On the other hand, Caraweelo is an intellegent and a ball-buster ultra-feminst character. When she is in a debate, I too take my balls out and put them in a safe place. Ask Caafi all about it. The last that anyone heard our Queen Caraweelo was that she was smoking "bud" infornt of the Arta conference's tent as a celebration to her success of her self-declared war against all men or men-kind. Alex & Caafi: Stop it! Caafi: Nasir was last seing "back that thinging up" with some "gal" from Canada. apparently, Cleveland is getting bigger and there are a lot of new fresh arrivals from the north of the border. I got to tell you, I am gonna have to become an informer for the RCMP ( the Royal Canadian Mountain (or Mullah for Zamia) Police). If this trend of immigration continues all there will be left in Canada are going to be Kids, wives, and me. You know what this means - real dates will be mothers of two or three, and requirements for good night out will be good baby-sitter. God help us. All the Good looking girls are migrating to the USA, what is a man like myself to do. I can't leave the books. Zamia: Could you forget about DC and come and see the beautifull and the friendly land of Canada. We have the best living standards in the world and a universal health care system. What ya say? Alex: screw NFL? I'm all about NCAA -> Go Buckeyes Go, Go Volunteers Go. Later! P.S. Caafi my little city doesn't even have a Mosque. If I need to visit one, I sometimes elbow my way in to the "Sinigogs"(whatever the spelling is). I figure they are the closest I can get to decent place of worship. Wabs
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| | Monday, September 18, 2000 - 03:13 pm Go Alex Go Alex Go, hey Go and watch the game! Camal laawe, waaxid! Wabs
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| | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 01:54 am Wabs Man! that is good thinking, why didn't think of that , no wonder I figured out you were the brains in the house. Alex is useless in formulating ideas and I only come way behind him. Don't get me wrong Alex is man of many plans but most of his ideas are way ahead of the time. They sort of belong to the next century - kind of science fiction stuff. When I asked him what to do - he said , why don't we beam him up here. He was thinking along the lines of teleportation but your plan of plagiarising warlord strategy might be useful for now. Alex you thought I was wrong when I said Wabs is good in dealing with difficult women. Well, put him is your note book he could be very useful next time. This was the only reason we spared him of the "acacia tree with the killer ants" the other day. The man astonished us with his wits. Mullah thought, this was down to his lousy papers, I said the man is sixiroole let's sort him out before its too late. I suppose we were both wrong. Anyway, wabs there is only one problem, the chick over here is in no mood for negotiations. She wants blood. She goes the man has done me once, there is no way he is gonna do me again. I think what we need is one bloody good guy who could wipe-out the memories of mullah from her system. now do we have a volunteer?
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| | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 05:09 am ok, ok enuf hantaatac pple, lets get on n let us ---who got lost in wilderness--know what u guys been upto?? if anything uu idin ku soo kordhay?? any1 became astranouts, went to the moon n back? any1 enjoyed scuba diving, any1 got married.. n got maried under water, any girl had a baby while ina balloon, any somali man has had facial n manicure n pedicure treatments, etc, any peculiar stuff u have been up to for the last year i havent seen u guys and girls, n i see there r lot of pple lately joined the village!! woow, the ever growing place! i mean how am i gonna invite u guys n girls to my wedding if it happens haddii aad faraha ka badateen , waa mucjiso!! anywayz take care u all, n also pls at least sayhello to pple when they r n not here, maskaxdaa u qaboowdo when some1 says..I WONDER WHERE SAGAL IS LATELY!! it would be nice at least to be missed from time to time"!! ever wonder lately why i keep getting lost maybe i wanna be found!! ps hello to mullah...(whereever he is miskiinka), X, caraweelo, ladan deeqa, alex, wabs, nassir, caafi, n the whole gang!! and any1 who loves me!!lol
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| | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 09:23 am sheekadan markii iigu danbeesey, one year less or more, meel fiican ayey mareesey, the debate was hot, no teengirls were around. dadkii xagee ka baxeen talow? meesha intaad ka deesan jaq-jaqda si fiican ugu hadlo arinkan. anigu waxba kuma qori jirin lakin waxaan ka heli jirey inaan aqristo sida wanaagsan aad u debate-gareeneysaan lakin arinkiiba waa badasheen, war ha lagu soo noqodo topic-ga. bye
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| | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 12:10 pm Cilmi waa runtaa hade dadka meesha ay ka baxeen ma naqaano marka anagu dadka kuma xernin waxa maskaxdeen soo qabato uun baan ku hadleynaa. Waxaa laga yaabaa dadkii in ay ka daaleen hadalkii ama ay CHAT roomka isku heleen oo ay si gooni ah u wada sheekeystaan. Dear Sagal How are you? Well dear hello to all the people known and unknown including brother elmi. Nothing new to tell you other then we are about to form a rescue team to bring back Mullah. This operation could be called Operation Thunder ball. WABS and Caafi Today my moral is down the Cowboys kicked our ASSSSSSS last night the six times in a row. On paper we are a super ball team with a $ 100 Million pay check, the way we are playing we will not even make it the play off’s . I know you could care less about this, but anyway insha allah Cayari waa gelinka dambe. Man we play the Giants who are 3-0 at Giants stadium next week , then Tampa. God help us.
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| | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 12:42 pm Brother Elmi stick around and insha Allah things will bounds back. Alex: I saw that game last night. What a horrible team you dudes have at home. May be in paper things look are that, but if you can't translate it on to the field, you are in big trouble. Never mind that "Ciyaaru waa Galin dambe crab" and go and pay a visit to the owners and coaches. Caafi: I hear you well and clear. The hurt-feeling that Mullah's #1 wife is having is well founded. And I like your trick of equalizing the field game (i.e. get the wife with some stud, so she feels guilty and forgives Mullah) - What a scam! - I like it. No brother, don't worry about finding the stud. We already have such a character in the house. His name is Alex. The man has been having such a perfect streak with the "gals". He has been unstoppable lately. What can I say; Alex it is your time to rise up to the opportunity and safe brother Mullah's ass "by ruining his marriage". What do you say! The MIA villagers (Nasir, X, Xaali, Muna, Caraweelo, Deeqa, Mr. Cool, Sagal, Cadaani, Cajabo, Abaayo, and the rest) we miss you. Sagal: To quickly answer all your question, I would like to say. Caafi got married and Alex did all the other things you mentioned in your postings. For more info: visit: www.Alex_did_it_all.com Make sure you get your parent's guidence. Wabs
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| | Tuesday, September 19, 2000 - 03:20 pm Salaams to my beloved Villagers, Wabs, Alex and Caafi, How are you my beloved brothers? what is this story about Mullah being missing? Is this your way of getting back the poor judge, or what? Alex, Dear why I have the feeling you have some thing to do with Mullah's disappearing into thin air? You never had a good luck before, and now all of the sudden things are going well on your side, and poor judge is out of the picture? What do you say about this? What really amazed me is your wellings to help finding him and bringing him back..hmmmmmmmmm where did you get money to hire lawyers when the last time I saw you, you were homeless guy who buys his coffee from 7-11? Wabs, Dear this also your fault because if you hadn't nominated Mullah to (wasiirka arimaha diinta) Alex wouldn't have seen him as a threat to him. Window clearner huh, becareful or Alex will cross the border and claim that he is Canadian just to share the profit with you. Caafi, Watch yourself or you will be Alex's next victim, how are you doing? Say hi to my beloved sister in-law. Guys I missed you and I wish you the best. Zamia welcome to the joint sis, and plz be nice to my beloved Wabs. Take care,
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| | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:18 am Muna Good to see you back, long time, I hear you went off to some wonderful summer vacation. I hope you haven't seen Alex in one o f those places. Thanks for the tip and don't you worry about him sister, I survived caraweelo's attempt last time. There is no way in hell that Alex is going to succeed where Caraweelo has failed. I adopted new policy on him, he will be shot on sight, if I spot him anywhere near my neighbourhood. I am sorry Alex but that is how things are going be till we figure out what happen to the boys. Oh that reminds me where is Caraweelo these days? I love to see that girl fly off the handle. I lost count the amount of time I put on new uniform and acted like a jerk in this forum just to get her pissed.(oops that was meant be classified) Alex Are you upto the job? Brother wabs reckons you could be the only hope for the missing brother. Elmi Brother the debate is over, now we got new government back home all arguments have to stop as mark of respect for the end of warlord power. Ain't that right wabs?
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| | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 05:56 am Caafi, Caafi, Caafi! What more can I say! You now have admitted to single-handedly trying to drive me insane! Man, since I did not have you for breakfast- during our short but bitter marriage- I thought you would at least offer me peace! Men! Sagal, I love you sweet-one! I missed you! lol! To all my dear villagers, it is so nice to be missed. Y'all are generous souls- except for Alex- What is this business with running with your balls! Gentleman! gentleman! try to save a more precious organ!......ok - where do you think I am refering to- YOUR MIND! Of course! What did you think :-) Which reminds me of a joke- men have a pint of blood- and it can only service one organ at a time! Zamia- dear lady, I am defintely not T-Girl. I am too old and too tired to make any kind of trouble! Re: the stupid somali elections- I truly give up. I have resigned myself to accepting the reality- Somalia will remain in exile. Maybe the next generation- when they realize how miserable life in the west truly is- and they stop glamourizing the rap singers and tattooed belly-buttons! As for our "leadership"- it is the same usual suspects who keep changing their "shirts" depending on what the criteria for elections happen to be. Disgusting. Personally the entire idea that electability is dependent on ones tribal affliation makes me want to vomit! Anyway- that is all I have to say about the state of affairs (or lack thereof) in our Nation- So back in the US- who will you vote for? Personally I will not vote. First because I truly don't give a hoot- I just live and work here until I can find a way out! I am the perpetual wandering immigrant. Second, what is their to choose- between stooge 1 and stiff 1! Gore brings nothing new to the table- the democrats have taken their constituents for granted and have proven themselves to be nothing but "republican-in disguise". Bush scares me- he is nothing but a front for the old cronies- ughhh! Anyway- it was good to read you all- and sorry for the long silence- I was busy procreating!!!!!!! Now how is that for a surprise! Cheers and Tally ho!
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| | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 07:10 am Carewelo was it a boy or a girl?
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| | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 11:22 am Good afternoon to all. Dear brother Elmi as you can see some of our beloved ladies have shown up thanks to you. Muna How are you? How is life in Maryland sister? It’s good to see you. No Muna I’m not at fault that Mulah has dispersed and my luck with the ladies is due to a little trip I have taken Dear Caraweelo how are you it’s good to see you. As you can see we have missed you. About the balls thing I said she crashed our ball not running with my balls, may be it was my bad English well remember my English is designed to pick up passengers and some light conversation. Anyway it’s good to see you and AL GORE WILL WIN. Don’t you want this economic prosperity going on? Caafi and WABS: Gentlemen about the task you have given me I don’t think I can do it. Let me explain before you jump. You see I have a policy of not doing married women. A WADAD told me if you do a married woman only her husband can for give you not even god can forgive that. My brother I have a hope of someday ending up in heaven. Speaking of Heaven I better start calling my married cab drivers wives and ask them how are the kids. You see RAMADAN is coming it’s time that I line up where will I eat AFUR on weekends. I can’t do it guys on moral grounds. Yes I do have SOME morals I’m not 100% a Moran maybe 90% or 80% . On the month of ramadan My sin meter goes down to 10% and that 10% is due to over charging tourists. Everything else man I’m clean of it. Dear LADAN: I have met this girl from Minnesota and things have been going on well lately I have not even called often my girls in the European Union. What do you think?
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| | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:53 pm Muna & Caraweelo: Good to read your postings I'm glad that you are all alive and kicking. Congrats Caraweelo for the procreation part. I'm sure he/she will follow your well laid footsteps. Alex: You surprise me everyday. Now you are claiming you have some morals. HUH! We'll accept that for now, but it's your responsiblity to find someone who could do this job. I am sure you have some friends who don't give a •••• about the morality thing. Caafi: So all this time, you were the anons. who used pick a fight with Caraweelo, huh! Boy, you better watch out what ya say and when you say. I don't wanna loose another brother. My brain can not keep up with these search modes. I got to switch to safe mode, before I crash. Wabs
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| | Wednesday, September 20, 2000 - 03:58 pm Caraweelo: I share your frustration with the current political situation of our homeland. I might be little more or less optimistic than you are, depending what time of the day you talk to me. If I may throw view pointers back at you: Sister, I often miss calculate what clanism is to our people's political arena. Sister, I am not a political scientist, but it occurred to me recently that clasinm - hate it or love it- is the single most established and dominant political idealogy in our country. It might strike some of us odd the idea of electing someone because of his clan, but that is the only means of seperating and sorting the political parties ( = clans) of our homeland. Our people never mastered any other political idealogy; And our leaders are too incompetent to formulate one. So since each and every one of them is ambitious S.O.B, they made clan and tribe the hottest ticket item on the table. Therefore to expect anything other than clan-based sorting system from this school of thought is unrealistic dream. Clan provides to these power hungry M.F.s. the unconditional support and relative loyalty, so they use it and abuse it- to gain an edge. What happened to individuality and platform-based political parties? That is a school of thought whose doors remain closed, for now. The Islamist are the closest you can get to this can of thought. Where do we go from here? I for one believe that it will take education and the irradication of ignorance to turn the political tables of our homeland around. So let's start teaching and teaching starts with speaking up loud and clear. Excuse me in advance, if you see my loud-mouth in your neighbourhood. God help us. Wabs
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| | Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 09:59 am Caraweelo Good to see you back, whatever you being upto I am sure it's worthwhile effort. We(the villagers) would love to see few more Caraweelo clones around. Don't you just disappear like that!!, you had me worried for while. Anyway how is life treating you? Sorry about the unplanned confession, I know I was meant to leave you in peace, but I just like to see you in your fighting mood, so I occasionally threw missiles anonymously or under different uniform just to start some wild fire. Any news about xaali or mullah ?
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| | Thursday, September 21, 2000 - 12:08 pm Good day to all. Caafi: What is up with with”We(the villagers) would love to see few more Caraweelo clones around.” I did not see any vote been taken on that. Don’t get me wrong I like her BUT cloning Caraweelo what have you been drinking? Or is it like the Jibuti thing. WABS: Brother that was good piece of writing. Caraweelo: You have a very very valid pint too, so where do we go from here get a foreigner to run the country? I forgot Cumar Gelle was doing that. Peace and Love
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| | Friday, September 22, 2000 - 02:02 am lol@Alex you got that one right brother, it could well be like you said, "the djabouti thing." glad to see you standing up at last.
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| | Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 08:08 am Dear Bother Caafi I don’t know how long I can stand for our beloved Caraweelo. I’m like Iraq just bluffing and she is the United Stated of America with all it’s mighty power. Dear Carweelo How are you as you can see we all missed you even Mr Elmi wrote something and said that we were just wasting time. Please come around MININKA MININKAAGI WAAYE. Zamia : What is up sister. When are you coming to Washington area? Hurry up before the Immigration closes the doors for Somalians. So far the TUNI QABIIL method is working. I have already written a case for you. You are TUNI QABIIL and have been done wrong by SOMALI FARADHEER. ( Can mention QABIIL here due to back lash) You have been beaten, etc ( We are going to add other stuff in the documents that I can’t write in here). So hurry up sister. ( TAN MA AHA MIDII LA DHAHAAYEY CAYAARI WAA GELINKA DANBE. SOO DHAQSO INTUUNA WIISHKA KUGU YEERIN. Macno maleh hadii wiishka uu kugu yeero BOTHER MUSLIN ah ayaa laguu guurinaa. Haye haye hada ha dhihin hee “ MA ANIGAA BROTHER GUURSANAAYA”. Is XASILI. Xaali: What is up ? Dam Were are all of you? Axoow: I hear that Hasan Adan Samantar is coming? Is that true my brother? Please don’t tell me to go to Omar yare’s web site. Bye all of you, and have a great weekend.
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| | Saturday, September 23, 2000 - 12:33 pm Alex Zamia is Cafi = Muna
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| | Sunday, September 24, 2000 - 08:57 pm Honey I'm home!!!...(Yeah right)!.... How ya'll doing....?I has been a freaking while since I've done any routine visits here,I had so much to do during the summer,but I really missed you guys a lot... So what's really up...? maxaa iga danbeeyay...?I heard Alex has gone wild lately (getting jiggy with it)! and having the time of his life....the brother is bad! ain't he...? Caafi,Wabs,Ladan,Xaali,Deeqa,Caraweelo,Muna, and all the new falks....Waa idin salaamay.... C...ya!
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| | Monday, September 25, 2000 - 03:59 am hi all! so what is this anon's claim that caafi is muna is zamia???? maybe I should find an alias too.
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| | Monday, September 25, 2000 - 02:17 pm Hi to all. Anonymous thanks for the information, I really needed it. I was kind of getting ready to buy to new used car so I can drive Zamia around when she gets to Washington, now I don’t know if I should buy the car right away or wait until I see Zamia for live. Regardless whenever I see Zamia I will ask her to see her birth certificate. Just to be sure. Do you guys know that one of the old James Bond movie one of the beautiful women was really a man, and the world was shocked. The only way they proved that she was a he was the birth certificate. No No No Zamia is NOT caafi, it’s just that caraweelo making this things up. Caraweelo we could sue you for this. Peace sister. Naasir it’s good to see you that you are alive. Hey Naasir I hear that in Minneapolis and Ohio things are happening forn you guys. Please fill me in I’m kind of thinking of moving to Minneapolis. Anonymous what else do we need to know? Tell me is Mullah alive or dead? I have interest in it.
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| | Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 08:34 am Alex... Thanks for your concern brother,I thought I wasn't missed as much as the Qaadi...Speaking of Mullah what's happening with him...?That NIIKO had really took him out of bounds... I got news for you brother,since you're a professional cabbie come down here in Ohio and you will give your cab a serious kiss.... Wabs.... I have to admit that your girls from the north of the border are blazing hott! i mean "Wow"  and they are the #1 contender when it comes to "Backing that thang up"....and they won the induvidual,team and the all around gold medals in that category... B.T.W Wabs,I've been crossing the border lately so I've been wondering if you got the cash I could squeeze you in the trunk...which gives you the chance to be a true "Buckeye"fan....what you say? we got a deal....? Later....
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| | Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 04:55 pm Come on ladies where are you? Caraweelo should we send the technicals to make you write something. Ladies come on what do you want us to do send a limo. I would if I have the funds. I know you out there or you want to play hide and seek. (DUU DHUMASHOW). WABS my brother what is up north. I read in the Washington post that people are going to Canada to watch the Olympic games because the U.S networks have 15 hour delays and in Canada they watch it live. Jay leno said that his show was the only thing NBC did not have on 15 hours delay. My response to him was as long as the Redskins are live I could care less abut the rest of the world. I get my war lords news from the Internet. Nasir brother first let me say it’s good to see you. Second don’t even think of bringing WABS here. I will art on him to the INS (Brother the man will corner all the market for the ladies, plus the man is slick Willie like Clinton, a smooth taker). Wait until I fool one then I will welcome him with a red carpet. Nasir about moving to OHIO. Well brother I’m thinking of moving to Minneapolis after the winter. To Just a though what do you think of that though ? I know you out there I know your IP Number. I’m working of your phone number. Ladan how are you in down under? I see you guys did a wonderful job of welcoming our Olympic athletes. How is Mr cool doing? Caafi give a small report about the marriage live? First who has control of the remote control? Second I bet the meals you eat have dramatically improved. Your wardrobe is coordinated by now. Brother what else is out there? Craweelo dear I have decided I will vote for Ralph Nader. Have a great and peaceful evening and don’t forget to pray CISHO.
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| | Tuesday, September 26, 2000 - 05:05 pm Hello everyone! Alex, Caafi and Wabs: Shame on you guys. You assume Mullah is dead, running from hitmen, or in jail (or all three--mainly Alex). Why can't he be just having such a great life that he doesn't have time to post here? Or maybe he's one of those men and women running around Somalia administring Polio vaccines to all the little boys and girls optimistically waiting for their Mamas to return from the Djibouti Conference. Yes...that is exactly what he's doing...can't you all just see him stalking little kids with big hypodermic needles, muttering "bismillah, bismillah"? Wabs: All the same your idea is ingenious and Machiavellian (sp?). Just what do they teach you people over there in your miniscule university? Caraweelo: in the spirit of the "what organ to save" dilemma, I'll relay this joke I heard over the summer: Men only have one pint of blood, it can only service one organ at a time. Zamia: Welcome sis. But a suggestion: if you want to be in any way original and discerning, don't fall for Wabs. Ever since his status as a Somaliman With a Degree (or in personal ads:S w/ D) became public, girls have been throwing themselves at him in droves. I hear they have an international club--a Mrs. Wabs-Hopefuls Organization. Their number: 1800-DREAM-ON. Hi and kisses to Ladan, Mr. Cool, Nasir, SAGAL WHERE ARE YOU? :-); also Mullah (yes i know you're alive and well), Muna, Xaali, X, Cajabo and everybody else. Hope everyone had a great summer. Alex: Judging by your almost daily contribution to the forum over the summer, I'll wager you didn't have such a great summer. And yet...there's something about you having luck with the ladies? Still, you're so funny, please keep posting. Everybody take care and have fun.
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| | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 05:30 am First- Alex my dear I need to buy you some specs! I did not say that caafi was zamia- Anon did- & I was surprised- A vote for Nader will ensure a Bush victory- Which reminds me, There is a belief out there - in X-file land (where I happen to spend my nights- once I am done with Voyager)- that all Us Presidents elected in a year that ends with '00 have died while in office- mostly by assasination. The only exception to the rule has been Reagan- and some argue that the attempt on his life did not succeed because he was a 2nd termer. Anyway- back to Gore- If he is elected in 2000- he runs the risk of loosing his life to an assasinatin. Then Leiberman steps in. Now here is the twist- the end of days begin when a Jew is leading the world- and let us face it- Isn't the US leading the world? Things that make you go hmmmmmmmm, or....this will make y'all realize where I have been spending my time......staring into the crystal ball! I need to find a hobby! Which reminds me...maybe we women have way too much blood....going to all the organs at once. Could all our problems with the opposite sex be resolved with a monthly giving of blood? Maybe then we would be on the same level with our slightofmind counterparts! Deeqa, are you with me?
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| | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 10:17 am Hi everyone Alex I guess you're off the hook for the time being. Before Nasir showed up safe and well I was getting bit scared seeing everyone disappear while you had a change of fortune all of sudden. Brother! What the heck 's happened to you? How could you easily believe such a nasty rumour that I was zamia as well as Muna? For god sake! I am not that beautiful and never would I be able to pass as a sister no matter how hard I try. Don't you know I got that goatty beard which is the length of your pony-tail, if not longer. Besides, the source of this rumour hasn't even got the decency to standby his/her own story. He/she is like one of those vandals or stick useless flyer poster all over the place. BTW before I do some briefing about the life here-after(sorry folks that is what I sadly call it, since it takes out your freedom to roam around like wild animal) why don't you ask Ladan some feed back, I hear she changed sides around the same time that I deserted the old brotherhood and I seen no one hassle her for feed back. Caraweelo Dear me! sister, since you were once married to me, I thought you will know me like the back of your hand. How come you get surprised by the fairy-tale story of a faceless stranger out of the blue, who walks in with this strange tale of me equal to two beautiful sisters. I thought you believed in gender equality. Don't you see the obvious logical error in his/her story that 1 = 2. Mathematically speaking I thought proving such formula will be difficult to say the least. Deeqa Welcome back, long time sis, the way you're talking, it sounds like you've thrown the poor brother in the deadly pit you used to talk about.[…holding hat on my heart…. Lord have mercy on the poor brother's soul ] Come off it Deeqa! Mullah enjoying himself and finding no time to say Hi, to the village is the last wish in your list. Is this your way of making alibi?. Hey, I tell you what! As soon as we figure out what happen to the brother you can count on us the boys in uniform would be on your door step. That is if some of the brothers don't get their way…which is(needless to say) doing justice before any court of law. Wabs Why didn't you tell me brother?, I never knew things went sour between you and Deeqa. Last time, the woman held you head and shoulder high above the rest. What is this u-turn?… ow silly me….I get it, this must the funny way chicks fend off potential competitors. Unlike us resorting to brutal force whenever we sense such competition, they use their cool head, see the ease she notifies the other chick of her existence and the crafty way she tells her to find new pasture. Zamia I think you heard it loud and clear. Wabs is not for sell anymore, he's being taken off the market. sadly this was done behind close doors so you can't sue us for misleading you that much.
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| | Wednesday, September 27, 2000 - 01:53 pm Hello from Washington DC. I just wanted to say that. Deeqa : Dear when it comes to postings from me, you can count on it. You can say I get paid to do this. Life is good. Let us get to the dam Mullah . I don’t think he is helping the sick back at home at all, if he is doing anything he is getting lucky, How do I know that?The Italians say “ IL PUPO PERDE IL PALE MA NO IL VIDZIO” Spelling dear. It means “WARABE MAQAARKA AYUU LUMIYA LAAKIN DABEECADISA MA LUMIYO”. In other words once a player always a player. If he is a player then I’m either a player hater or player wanna be. I see you still have the hots for my main man with the Diploma. Well dear this time you have a competition and her name is Zamia . Zamia is the kind of girl who would say to TYRA BANKS “take a hike.” Peace my dear sister. Craweelo How are you . You and I have something in common we don’t watch regular TV. I do watch the discovery Channel too” Like I’m ever going to discover anything.” I don’t like the X files. I don’t like spooky things at all. I remember I went to the movie the X files with a date. If you ask how do I remember. Dear I remember because it’s like a lunar eclipse for me. For the vote thing Caraweelo, I’m going to vote for Bush then so he can……… Caafi: I’m sorry brother I should have followed my mothers’ advice of never trusting anonymous or strange people. About the freedom thing, I’m sorry brother. I can’t find Ladan Caafi maybe she is busy helping our Olympic athletes. WABS brother I know you are busy with the books, “ I hope so”. But you are neglecting Zamia, buy now you should have been sending her daily E-CARDS., or you are doing that already. Good . Or brother are you helping our new president with the selection of the Prime Minister and the cabinet? Good , just remember my boy that I’M AVALIBLE . I put in CAPS. I can fill the position of a minister without a portfolio. I would love that position. It’s like having a job without any responsibility or little responsibility. Just note brother not to consider Caraweelo , because she will always be telling the Prime Minister that I Alex don’t have much to do and after she is done firing me she will go after the other cabinet members one by one before you know it we are back in to another bloody civil war. Don’t you know that mama qadijo was behind all of this problems. The old man wanted to give up she was the one saying no. very few people know that. Most people blame men for destroying the country. Believe me. It was on X FILES EPISODE. Hey people I’m only kidding about mama qadijo. I hope I did not make mad anyone.
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 05:46 am LOL! Alex you are nuts! So we blame the "woman" for all mishaps! The Siyaad was 'bad' because of the mama?! What a condradiction. On the one hand, woman are seen as trophies- that lack any input into society- to be ignored. Then when s.t.u.f.f happens, it is all the womans fault. Why don't you men just accept the reality- That women are just plain better! Q: How many women does it take to 'fix' Somalia? A. One. ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else knows HOW to run the country. They don't even know the country has been thrown into CHAOS. They would sit in meetings for THIRTY YEARS before they figured it OUT. And once they figured it out they wouldn't be able to find the solution despite the fact that there has been one for the past SEVENTY YEARS. But if they did, by some miracle, actually find the solution, TWENTY YEARS LATER the constitution that they signed would STILL BE IN UNACCEPTABLE TO MOST OF THEM!! AND THE PROBLEM WOULD BE THE SAME ONE THEY HAD DEALT WITH TWENTY YEARS AGO! WHY? BECAUSE NO MAN IN SOMALIA EVER REMEMBERS ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED MORE THAN A WEEK AGO!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL MADE EXTINCT BY THEIR DUMB POLICIES IN THE WORLD. AND THE REST OF THE WORLD- IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY OF WOMEN TO GET IT BACK TO A LIVEABLE PLANET... I'm sorry...what did you ask me?
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:08 am Naag waa caruur cag weyn !
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:57 am Second quote of the day: Intelligence is a constant, the population is growing! Hi folks, good to see you hanging in there.....! Is it allergy season yet.....I am getting mighty irritated by the quality of the content of the forum?.....so much qabiil.......so much hatred....so much stupidity! And we claim to be muslims......go figure!!
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 11:45 am Third quote of the day: Behind every great man is a puzzled woman. Caafi: all I can say is...God save us from newly weds. They see romance in every situation, and hear wedding bells where ever they go. As for Mullah having gone AWOL, I think you guys are right to be concerned, but I think you're all over-reacting. Unlike you lot, some people have a life; new things come up, they move, there are more demands on their time. Hell, maybe Mullah did get married, and is in marital bliss and too busy to post here (you should know this, YOU got married too didn't you?--or was your bliss short-lived?). About WAR-H, I have been keeping a low profile lately because of this strange character who joined last year. She (in her twenties) married a 80-something year-old multi-billionare in the hope that he'll die and she will be richer than Midas. He did die; Unfortunately, he neglected to put her in his will. Now all that billions are about as useful as Midas' hands. If I could stand her I'd tell her to take a page out of Anne Nicole Smith's book, and take the inheritors to court. Caraweelo: LOL. I am definately with you sis. But do we really want to get along with men? If we start respecting them all, who would we have to sneer at? And sure it'll take only one woman to fix somalia, but I imagine it'll take her two seconds to realize no one will appreciate her for it. Besides, women already do two shifts (work & home), a third shift would be suicide. Wabs: Ignore Caafi. He's wallowing in a hot tub heated by an over-active imagination and filled with conjecture and bubbles of insanity. Besides, remember he's a self-described firestarter. Alex: Since when are you familiar with a girl having "the hots" for a guy? It's not like you ever met a girl overwhelmed with passion for you. Peace my dear brother. Xaali: If you can't beat `em.... OK, I am being facetious. But honestly, bemoaning the immaturity of Somalinet posters is wasted angst. Bemoan the state of the environment instead (do you know the hole in the ozone layer grew considerably larger this year? What happened to all the CFC bannings and phased-in reductions?)
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 12:08 pm They say everybody is somewhere between the sixth degree of separation!polpulation does make a difference.its logic to assume the degree naturally has increased.what y'all think?
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 04:32 pm aannn!!...does any1 remember da topic this discusion is all about?.....since no1 is talking about it......
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 06:51 pm Holla villagers and new comers! Deeqa: Thank you for comp., But sister, I see you are armed and dangerous with friendly torpedos (sp). You know that the "miniscule university" happens to be the # 1 comprehensive school in the nation. let's leave it there. Now about the lousy papers and the "gals", "girl maxaad ii hafree" - Winter waa soo socdaa, mo ogidoo. Qabow iyo Cidlo innaan u dhinta maa rabtaa, maxaa suuqa iigu galee. Iga gambiso nooh! Xalwaa kuu soo gadaa! lol To the Public, Alex & Caafi: FYI, the friendly fires from Deeqa are just that and nothing more. I wish there were something, but boys as far as I know this is just friendly milatery show. I hope the public doesn't read into it too much - That could be a blow to my availiblity issue. Alex: I see you are buying a car for Zamia's arrival and at the same time you are encouraging me to send e-cards. Brother the principle of "lust-productivity" says that there is a direct linear relationship between the "real" time (input) spent with your potential someone and the rate at which you achieve significant rewards (output). I see you did your homework and you have the home advantage, so I'll give up now that I have nothing to loose. Ciyaaru maha galin dambee, waa tan soosocoto (Inshaa Allaah). Amxaaro ma taangi beysaarnaan. 'nuf respect! Wabs
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 06:58 pm Hello to all. Brother Mahad the topic was why can’t a woman who makes her own pay check get a Somali man? We concluded that because Somali men want the control, and were posted by Ms X. At this moment we are in a search of a lost brother of us. Deeqa We do have a life. (Well you got me I don’t have a life). Anyway you said that I did not know how it feels a woman falling over hills for me. Well you are right dear (Well I had dreams of Tyra and some other models falling for me, but it was only a dream and it doesn’t count) BUT I never got into between two people. When I lost X I walked to the sun set like a man, thanks to X she gave me a cab of my own, but you are getting in the way of Zamia meeting my brother WABS. I think it’s true what they say about single woman, “ They don’t want a brother to meet a girl they want him to be on stand by for them” well I got a news for you my main man is about to be drafted by a good team. I know Deeqa that I might never be drafted, but hey I’m hoping to make the practice squad. Zamia is an adult and she can figure out if my man is a slick wily. Let her make up her own mind. Remember two is a company three is a crowd. Peace my sister. Caafi I can see deeqo heating up. Zamia: Where are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu? WABS: I know you are not hitting the books; whatever you are hitting on it’s not the books. Had you been hitting the books and been at the library, you would have been visiting the village. By now Deeqa is saying how does he know that, he has never been to a University or a library. Deeqa I went to District of Columbia Cab Drivers University, until I was thrown out of cheating a quiz from a Pakistani guy. Caraweelo RU84 abortion drug is about to be approved. Does this mean that accidental or emergency marriages will go down? If that is the case, my out of pocket lunch expenses will go up. In other words the NINKAAX’s that I’m going to attend will go down. Soon you will see Alex protesting the drug. If only those pro life knew my agenda. SOMALI WAXAY TIRI ILAHOW NINMAAN WAX OGAYN HA CADAABIN.
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:00 pm West Wing: First, tell me who got shot! About the six degree of separation principle: I don't think that population or distance contribute much to the degree of separation. The key item of this principle the right web or network of communication. Ya know the degree of separation among Somali's is far less than six, much like 2 or 3. This low degree of separation is one of the few benefits of our clanism. That is what I think! Wabs
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:09 pm wabs i agree whole heartedly.Somalis do have less separation of degree.Especially when it comes to clanism.You can hardly escape from the fact that somalis can actually count down the ancestoral line right to the guy named somali.Indeed i do agree.However,speaking worldly,i do really think that the average human is separated by far less degree than six.Communication and network and cyber do make the difference too.Don't you think?
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| | Thursday, September 28, 2000 - 07:16 pm Now WABS you have posted while I was posting and we are contradicting our selves. Don’t look into me buying a car. I’m buying the car for my private use. Maybe while I’m driving around Zamia I will meet one of her girlfriends BUM what do you know Alex got lucky. I know I know the chance of it happening is minute, but hey I will tray and tray until I succeed. Good night. Good night Deeqa sweet dreams sister.
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| | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 03:35 am Hi All Vllgrs I know, I know it is not fair to disappear just like that after all the warm wlcs and the open arms from this Village. But guys I will tell my story, first time I get to know this Village, one day I was really bored then I started to surfed the Net as usually to look for some thing that can cheer me up. However, my Attention attracted to the Village page.As I started reading some thing unusually happened which was, the more I read the more I like it.....the reason was ... no Tribalism....no insults...no swearing....it is all very intellectual Conventions, caring advices and light hearted jokes.. That was it I fall in Love the Page and VOTE for it....not only I fall for the Page but I fall for Two Characters as well...oooops! did I say Two?.........lol Anyways as my Middle name is (Honest) I let the one guy know how I feel about him..that was Wabs!...lol...ok this may took him by surprise but instead send me one way ticket....and discussing whit me where is the Honey moon....he said hey, Zam I am married to my Books and my bedroom is the Library...lol so please don,t bother me again! I said, ok let me be Cruel to be kind...I decide to leave him alone until, he divorced by that Controlling Department. Then he writes ,so u don,t want nothing to do with me now,because am student? then u wana be Gold digger!.Wabs ..what a misunderstanding,....the reason was I don,t want disrupt you whit nonsense...non-existing dreams....lol.I do really care too much to do that.....so my sweet br....I stil do admire you, have hotest for you, but from now on lets be just friends..not Dreamers....ok. Alex Looooool I can,t start unless I laugh so much, sorry not being here for a while.you see Alx my plan was just Visit as a Guest to this village but I never said that I am here to stay...I am a City girl..so Village is bit Remote for me......lol.....just a joke Alx, I heard that you looking to buy a Car just for me..waw!...are you really that sweet, Caring? I just wonder how those Girls has been so Blind to let you go that long..lol..you know what I make the discussion to Buy the Share of your Company....just let me know $$$$$$$????.How do you really know that, I am Caming to DC to get some Papers...are you psychic?Cuz i never mention that. Listen Alx between Me &You....mmmmm I guess we need to talk One to One...lol..since we have some business plans, it may be too risk to share in Public....what u think? Alx what happened to Ladan?..hey, Ladan sis Every thing I said it was just a Pure joke.please write to Alx, remember you are the Professional helper here... the Guy needs you. Cafi how you doing man.. what was that all about...zami is Cafi=Muna? hey, I like that, cuz some Cunfused ppl think I can write the way you do, I wish I can.. hey you said wabs is not on the Market any more....was he for Sell before..I did not know that..you see Cafi that proves guys will be guys. Deqa told me that Wabs is for Every one while you and Alx failed to tel me......oppps I forget that you warned me.....lol Deeqa, Muna< caraweelo thanks guys for the warm wlc...I do like your Village guys even thought I am here as a Guess..Deqa,sis thanks for your advice about Wabs, but sis before your tips, I make my decision to be one of his fan Club friends...lol take good care all. If I did,t came back I just go back to the City...lol peace
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| | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 06:31 am Salaams all. Deeqa, nope, not concerned about global warming and the hole in the ozone layer getting bigger. Rather, I bemoan the plight of Somali genrations to come, consider toxic waste dumping in Somalia, environmental degradation as a result of, not only the dumping , but desrcution of forests for firewood. The average life span for Somalis is now 40 yrs. People die for lack of the most basic human neccesities. No sis I ain't concerned about global warming. My people have been already been condemned to the worst. But you are right about the forum. Bon wknd tout le monde!!!
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| | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 07:06 am Hi everyone Xaali You're here at last, how you being sis? Long time no hear, Is that what it is (allergy season)? On my way here to village I was sneezing badly I thought it must be a hay-fever. Now I know its probably that filth they leave around that got me. Good to see you back…… Deega@lol What is this accusation of me being trouble-weaver and sick-in-the-head? no sister, you got that one wrong, I ain't setting no fires. If I want to do that, I would probably go to the woods and set a giant one. There is no way I'm going to do that in my own village, next to me own hurt. Hell! that would prove you right wouldn't it? No Deega, I wasn't making up things. Are you telling me I was on the wrong track about you and Wabs.? That cannot be true, cuz I have not being proved wrong before. Ow btw, I heard about your fellow members bizarre story, that is why we never liked the organisation in the first place. Some of the member will anything in the book , just to get their hands on the cash. Wabs@lol "Xalwaa kuu soo gadaa! " miyaa xaal maryaa…..man! you reminded me, good old Aweys qamiis's song, waa kuula go'aye geeskaa iga giiji. Waxkastood gacalootaan gurigiina kanaa., bla bla you can't fools us brother. ya lying!!! ok ok ok, If the signals which our round the clock radar picked were that of friendly fire and not full scale deterrent excise to fend off potential contender. How come you both feel abliged to respond in order to clear the air? Hmmm just coincident I suppose….I tell ya what brother! We use state-of-the-art technology here we don't silly mistakes like that.. Alex What you say bro…..? you reckon they telling the truth.? . see, I'm not buying wabs story, he is sending us the wrong way. Don't take a word of what he says.....did you buy the car yet? I think is time you make your move, now wabs is out the way, the new chick is all yours, Nasir have got no say in this. I will break every bone in his body if he tries getting your way.
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| | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 09:04 am Wow!...It's quite bizzare and yet intresting to hear Alex purchasing a car for the new girl...for him to do that he must be either in competition with Wabs or drinking,but some how it's working for him the chick is comming to town getting some papers(Yeah right)...Plus, I see a possibility of Wabs being sent back to the market once again.... Speaking of Wabs...Man,you must be a retard,cuz Deeqa has been falling for you since day one and your modem had'nt be able to establish any sort of connection what's up with Dat....?can't you see...?the sister is so fine... Got to go......
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| | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:36 pm Nasir & Alex: {wince} Alex: I don't get it, if I was trying to "keep" Wabs to myself, wouldn't I say nasty things about him? Caafi: "I will break every bone in his body"? Let me see, you must live in New York. Wabs: OK, let me get this straight. I said you're so smart and loaded that half the Somali population (ie all the women) are after you, and you deduct I did you wrong? Bro, couldn't you tell I was gently (and subtly, veeery subtly) helping you, by making Zamia think she had competition? Now she's so fired up she has outright propositioned you. Before she was just kidding around. See, I took a first year psych course (advanced, isn't it :-) ), and I am pretty sure there was a lecture on competition and reverse psychology (I tell Zamia to stay away, she sights you down the barrel of her gun). You can thank me anytime. Caraweelo: Save me.
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| | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 04:44 pm Xaali: You're right, as always. And I am concerned about future Somali generations too. But that *is* why I worry about the ozone layer. Global warming means a lot more than bad sunburn for those with low skin pigmentation: drought, floods, crop failure, infectious diseases (like malaria and tuberculosis and waterborne infectious diseases)--all the afflictions that poor countries like Somalia are prone to--are projected to increase, more or less due to the changing weather patterns caused by burning fossil fuels: which means trees, which goes back to some of *your* concerns (destruction of forests for firewood). No part of the environment is a closed system, and we can't assume some environmental issues are solely the rich countries' problem. What they screw up, we have to live with. Take care and have a nice weekend.
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| | Friday, September 29, 2000 - 06:30 pm Good evening to all. Xaali it’s good to see you. Xaali about this zone layer that you guys are worried about, I would say the only people who should worry is those who changing their color. Mainly our sisters in Toronto, Zamia I have bought the car already and these women diss me because I’m a cab driver. I have done something about that. I have attended a computer school and passed my A+ certification now I’m taking more computer classes and planning to move to Virginia. My only problem is with my resume is has long gab in my carrier. I need help from all of the people including the West Wing. What should I say I went to Somalia worked on the ozone layer? I was kind of leaning toward went to Abu Dubai and worked there. Need advice. Nasir : My main man in Columbus Ohio, How are you. Yes Nasir I have bought a Nissan Maxima new used 1995. Naisr I can’t be a player without spending some they told me, plus I would look better in a Maxima in my job search then showing up with a cab on the interview. You see I’m not a total Moran. I know what I’m doing ( I hope). WABS: Bro what is up? Brother after carefully evaluation and deep thinking I agree with Nasir. Deeqa has a deep hidden crash on you. It was very difficult for me to see, thanks to nasir. West wing. How are you? I have a solution for Somalia. Yes I do. I know it’s hard to believe, but I do have. Let us elect a Chinese for a President. A Mexican for Prime Minister, a Guatemalan for speaker of the parliament. A Venezuelan for Foreign Minister. A Chilean for Diffence Minister, a Peruvian for Finance Minister and so on. We should not elect an African a Moslem and most of all an Arab. Let us not even go a jew, all hell will lose break if we do that. What do you think? Deeqa First how are you doing my Somalian queen ? Deeqa Zamia is saying she is only visiting the village before you know it she will fence a hector next to WABS bungalow I advice you to buy all WABS neighborhood before it’s too late. NIN KUU DIGAY KUMA DILIN. Caafi I don’t get it. First it’s not my style to steal another mans meal. I rather work for it. Brother I’m changing I’m working on my resume ( so far I have completed the name part only ) and the car is here soon will be moving to Va. Don’t worry Caafi I got a plan.
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| | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 07:20 am Hi Everyone welcome back to those who were enjoying the summer holidays away from your studies. It is good to know that most of you are students one way or another including Alex who seems more inclined to going back to school and studying computers after getting his A certification. Alex You got an interesting solution for Somalia but would you please let us understand how a Chinese president can be effective in south America. I would agree with you for a Peruvian to be a Finance minister if he is going to rescue our economy the way he rescued the hostages but I would not accept a Chilean for defence while general Augosto Pinoche is still fresh in my mind. Today I was thinking of transferable skills that one day we might benefit our people back in Somalia. Unfortunately many of the careers we have chosen are only for our own individual benefit and the only probable benefit to the society at large is the few hundred dollars we send each year for bills. Many young men have taken the career of being a taxi driver (with all due respect to my brothers) and similar careers such as working in warehouses which neither involve nor require the use of the better part of our intelligence but that can be said to keep you live hand to mouth and in the poverty bracket according to western standards. You can imagine one day Alex going back to Somalia to settle permanently the only skill he possesses being the best taxi driver from New York or Virginia. Properbly the few dollars he has saved being spent on his family, relative on his mother's side, relatives on his father's side, relatives on his wife's side and any other relative and at the end of the day the only thing remaining is him, his wife and may be 2 or 3 boys or girls who are indistinguishable from each other (as they all are wearing tight fitting trousers, with earrings and long hair and may be tattoos all over their bodies). After a month of merry making he settles down to the business of feeding his family which he is not able as taxi driving is not enough to keep him and his family to have a decent shelter. Don’t you think the next course of action will be to start calling his relatives abroad begging for a ticket which no one will be willing to give that easily. In the end we become a burden to the society having lost the opportunity to make ourselves and our society better.
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| | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 08:09 am Just a thought How are you? Fist you got my certification wrong it’s A+ not A . I was just worried that Deeqa might not believe that I can get an A in the certification or an exam. Hell I would not even believe in it Second you got me all wrong on my retirement or what I like to call my IRA. You see I plan to have 2 to 3.5 kids’ hopefully three girls and the .5 a boy. ( I will explain why girls in a minute). I will raise them here make sure the get their college education and marry men that will not look into their income. (Like me marring X) When I go back to Somalia and If I go back. I will collect my Social security plus my kids will send some money via one of the money wiring services we have. Such as: Dahabshiil, al_Amal or Al Barakat. With my social security and my kids’ funds I should be able to live conformable even get a satellite dish and follow the Redskins from Somalia. The reason I like girls is, they will send the money monthly. Who do you think is sending most of the money back home. Let us hope Carawelo doesn’t read this. You see I don’t need Sun America or Prudential to do my IRA. Oh I almost forgot I would be doing some day trading from back home too, just to pick up some extra cash to help others. Just a thought do you want me to do your retirement plan? You know I watch CNBC and CNN’s Moneyline. About people who should run Somalia. My mistake on Augosto Pinoche. How about Panama?
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| | Saturday, September 30, 2000 - 10:43 am Alex Oh nooo Not Panama did you forget Emanuel Noriaga? An invitation for an invation of our country due to drug dealing is the most un welcome thought. Good luck with your little 3-Daughter scheme
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| | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 07:36 am Just a thought after a century of not attending Somalian functions, last night I parked the cab and went to a Somali party. Holly caws. Are these many chicks in this area? Man I must have been sleeping at the wheels. Jesus, Hell mercy .
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| | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:12 pm Caafiiiiiiiiiiii, Ya killing me again! Brother, adiga wasiirka iyaal bacaadkaa ahaan jirtaa u malaynayaa. Brother, your state-of-the -art radar system are over worked I think. Please check their usage book and the last time they were maintained. Anyhow, I am in a little hot water with my favourate animals (i.e. the chromosome-rich homosapiens), so please let me do some damage control here. Wabs
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| | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:36 pm Deeqa: My darling! Forgive me. My deduction skills haven't being upto date lately. I must I admit all the rain that we recieved this summer, made me little cloudy in the head. Perhaps, my fear of the long winter to come didn't help either. Now do you understand me. Anyway, Thank You - I don't even know what for , I am a "non-existing dreamer". Hey, you do still remember some of your Psych. 101! Who said the pursued of these lousy papers will not become handy one day! Zamia: Forgive me sister, I was kind off little "smoked up of my ...." when I said those things. I appreciate your forwardness and thank you for your admirations (if that is a word - let's use it anyway). Friendship you asked, a friend you got. Let's call back the army. Alex: My main man! I was just pulling your cabie-chain bro.. I know you looking out for me, but this time the high beams are on you so go and get "gigy with it". I liked your IRA plan, but tell me something ... Can you still collect the social security if you are not in the country? Or you are gona use of your daughters address and pretend that you never left the country by smugling one of your clansmen with your papers. Could you please tell me your last name so I can warn my mini-me's from your daughters to be - I don't want them to become a victum of endless burden of your makings. :P: Nasir & Alex: Now, when you too kidows become little Mullah. Just because the guy is MIA, doesn't mean you can declare victory and take over his post. Brothers, Match making in the village was Mr. Mullah's (the grand master and elected supreme Judge) Job. Now STEP and let Mullah and majic take care of things. Ya 'ear ME. Caafi: Are you with me? Jaw! Wabs
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| | Sunday, October 01, 2000 - 06:38 pm Munaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Has anybody seen my beloved Muna? Nasir what have you don't to my Muna! Muna, the village is safe now please come back from the woods? Caafi: What is your radar picking right now!
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| | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 01:03 pm Hello to all the residents, guest and visitors of the village. WABS fist I don’t contribute to the social security, show me cab driver who declares his (there is no Her) true income, that is where the daughters come in to the play. About the match making. I’m not trying to become a match maker at all, and to became a match maker you have know a lot of things. I was just trying to help. I could not fill Mullahs shoes I would fail at the trails anyway. Again I was just trying to help a brother, and what do I get for my help. Poor me. Hey WABS let me tell you something. This past couple of days was a Jewish holiday and business was slow. So I went to a Somali party Saturday night with friends from your city. Man too many chicks. I said to myself man I should not have gone to Europe this past summer I should have come to Virginia. Brother I was speech less and add sleep less too “like sleepless is Seattle.” It was a good thing that it was a Jewish holiday. Too bad that I did not get any digits. Brother it was a surprise to me. Don’t worry brother I got a plan. Next time I will take a fake business card with me. I just have to figure out what the hell to put in the card. Any free advice will be considered. PS Wabs I bet Muna was there. I looked for brother Aaxow and could not find him. I was going to introduce myself to him.
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| | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 01:40 pm Gentlemen: For God's Sake, why don't you let read the ladies response to qs of why they are scarring off Somali men? I for one am scared as hell of somali women egg heads, like the ones who gathered in Arta demanding seats in non-existence parliament. I was told that throughout the meetings they were loud and vociferous in their cries for recognition and power.
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| | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 02:44 pm Jimmy you are only scared. I’m paranoid, terrified, I’m peeing in my pants, I will be soon hospitalized at Distract Of Columbia General Hospital where people say “ Please take me to anywhere But DC General:” And you are only scared. Also Jimmy do you know that the President of Jibuti demanded that 25 seats been given to women while there is no single woman in his parliament. And you are only scared. Jimmy you said the women were loud. Is it because they were seated at the back of the room or they where just plain loud? Brother the end of the world is coming. I just hope that you don’t end up in hell, they say there will be more women in hell then men. Caafi I have a question for you. Is it true they say that there will be more women in hell then men? If that is so, does that mean there will be less competition? Because those of us who are not lucky enough on this earth will sure party in hell, We just have to invent a very powerful Air-conditioner. ISTAAQ FURULAH.
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| | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 06:30 pm Jimmy = wimp with an attitude!
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| | Monday, October 02, 2000 - 06:47 pm Right now?you people make me "
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 02:33 am Hi villagers Alex@lol If they were seated at the back of the room as you said, sure, they need to be louder, if they wanna be heard. Alex I'm beginning to like your way of thinking. Finding logical explanation is good starting point. Btw, I definitely I agree with you for not applying the Match making job in the village. I mean, not that I don't believe that you could do the job, it just that, it will be like "waraabe hilib ku raro" wouldn't it? Once you get access to the likes and dislikes of every available chick, you will just make yourself the only matching man in town. As for your question, brother , I haven't been to hell neither to heaven, so I wouldn't know whether men out number the women or visa-versa but according to my scarce hearsay information those details remain classified and no one's got access to them info, other than the almighty up there. Besides I would recommend "those of us not lucky enough" to concentrate in roving their chances here rather than reserving their energy for a field day that may never come to materials. Wab@lol You are not wrong in figuring out some equipment are getting obsolete and worn-out down here, but you must admit they still good in interceptions, particularly if those signals are coming from the likes of Deeqa after all we are trained to watch out and interpret every move she makes over the years. Anyway, I like the way the boys gang up on you, till they get you on the run and got your back to the wall. I can see you trying hard to divert their attention from your direction by accusing them of taking someone else's job. I hope it works, cus those two are difficult to distract. Don't worry man, you are not alone, I got Deeqa on the run too ( I hope she don't get fits in hearing this). I got her to the point where she has to resort to that old philosophy of denying the truth by calling the man with the truth as insane or daylight hallucinator
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:32 am According to a hadith, the Prophet (S.A.w) said I was shown Heaven and the Majority were poor people, I was shown Hell and the Majority were Women.
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 08:45 am Annoymous, did think of, or ponder the gender breakdown of the poor in heaven???? If the claim is true that there are more women than men in the world.... hence proportionally any catstrophy or otherwis will strike the majority I persume My 2 cents!!
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 09:34 am Hi bro Alex. Alex bro I salute u...as u said u haven't seen me that show.......u right bro I was out of town, it's hard to miss Hassan A. Samatar show he is one of the top of my favorite artist.....but I heard was a good show. Alex, speaking of the beautiful Somalis woman u saw that nite.....bro I use to said Toronto has the most beautiful Somali woman in North American.....bro the last Zogby poll shows Metropolitan Area(DC, Md, Va) has the most beautiful Somalis woman in N. American. Alex, lay off the coffee...wake up, u don't have to sit behind the wheels all the time.....bro DC area is Rocking. bro c u later, on my way to AZ.
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 09:37 am All Villagers Camon,on guys do any one of you forget we are Muslims here? or you guys think it is a part of denying your beleives makes you more funny? It is not funny to make of funn about Islam.
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 10:56 am Xaali: yeah, that makes sense; but there's also the fact that women are, on average, poorer than men. So, wouldn't that balance out the other catastrophes, since there are proportionally more poor people in heaven then there are rich people? ******Mankind is divided into three classes, The rich,The poor and Those who have enough Therefore abolish the rich and you will have no more poor, For it is the few rich who are the cause of the many poor.******
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 11:24 am Alex: Why are you so hard on me lately? I thought guys mellowed out when they "got lucky". Wabs: lol. You're quite forgiven. However, kindly refrain from refering to me as "darling". It's bad enough Caafi and Alex are steaming up the place with their wild presumptions without you giving them tidbits they oh so desperately need. Oh, and you're supposed to be thanking me for *trying* to help with Zamia. But you've so bungled up things it's clear there's no saving that particular cyper relationship. Yes, Introductory Psychology has been useful over the years. For example, I am able to deduce that, since Alex is so cranky and sharp-tongued lately, he has NOT been getting lucky with the ladies as he claims. And Caafi is teasing me from pure conditioning: he's been trained to attack whenever he thinks he's got the upper hand with women. Please refer to the Chapter on Classical Conditioning. Pavlov's Dog hears bell--->dog salivates. Caafi *thinks* he knows the truth---->Caafi bounces. Caafi: Gotcha. LOL.
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 11:34 am To Anonymous before deeqa I do apologize deeply of making fun of religion. I knew I was making a mistake when I posted. I’m sorry. I haven’t been myself lately since I attended Hassan Adan samantar’s party. Aaxoow XASID AYAA TAHAY. MAXAAD IGU SHEEGI WEYDEY INTAAN OO DHAN IN AY DC AREA JOOGAN? War saas maxaa la igu galay. Axoow waxaan oo dhan xagey ka yimaadeen? Aaxoow DC area is rocking like an earthquake. Caraweelo what do you think of the current situation in the Middle East? Or should we worry our own problem in Somalia? Observer wimps don’t have attitudes they are just plain wimps. Jimmy must be a macho man. Lol@Caafi. Am I that bad? Caafi I would have thrown some of the meat to him. I definitely would not be WARABE KELIGEE CUNE AH. Hilibka xun xun waan u gudbin lahaa kan fiican maba uusan arkeen( In other words he would have gotten the once who look like WOOPY GOLDBERG and I would have kept Tyra Banks look alikes). Aaxoow saas maxaad igu gashay. Aaxoow waa maanta iyo wixii ka danbeya. Cayari waa gelinka danbe. Deeqa How are you my Nubian queen?
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 11:38 am Deeqa you posted while I was writing and I called you my Nubian queen.
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 12:46 pm Deeqa, women, on average, gossip more than men. they talk too much and eat lots of the dead bodies of their brothers and sisters, right?
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| | Tuesday, October 03, 2000 - 05:46 pm Alex: I think I lost my money. The 'Skins are good but those Rams aren't just beating people, they are Ramming them. Other teams are saying: "Do it to us if you must but please be gentle".
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 06:52 am Deeqa and Xaali- Sisters you said it all! I am so sick and tired of ignorant fools- that understand very little about our glorious Quran- insulting women. Anon- remember- heaven is at the feet of your mother- and SHE IS A WOMAN!!!! Alex- so what did you do in this party that was filled with beautiful women? Stand by the wall again? Brothers- there are beautiful women in the area- but you guys never approach them You stand huddled together talking about the never-ending-political chaos back home. A little advice- if you see a table- with beautiful babes- try something new- Go up to them and start a conversation. Something simple and honest -like- "I have seen you before (say this only if YOU HAVE SEEN the woman) my name is so and so, what is yours." If you have never seen her before, approach her and say "I have never seen you before at parties. You are very beautiful. My name is so and so. I live here........can I sit down and speak with you for a moment." You will be surprised at the response you get. And please tuck your shirts in and walk straight- don't try to act cool- the scariest thing is a man trying to look cool when he is PETRIFIED! About the middle eastern "troubles"- AbOUT BLOODY TIME. All talk and no follow-through makes for a very unhappy ppl. The zionists should have realized this long ago. I feel sorry for the poor palestinian boys- though. THey deserve to have a life free of death.
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 07:19 am Caraweelo, we are not talking about your mother and everyone else's mother in here. We are talking about percentages and numbers. Deeqa said Xaali's logic made sense to her and since xaali and deeqa used their logic, i did used mine. The quran says majority of people will not believe and if the majority of people are not believers, then they will go to hell. So caraweelo, don't be so ignorant fool. Read what others say before you jump the gun.
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 08:30 am Lets clarify things I am the Anon who posted the Hadith, it is an authentic hadith of the Prohet (SAW) DONT DEGRADE THAT DOWN TO A MEN Vs WOMEN THING. in another hadith someone asked the prophet, after Allah who should I devout myself to, the prophet told him - your Mother, then who ? asked the person, Again, he was told your - mother, then who follows and again, he was told your Mother, and after the third time he was told your father !
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 08:48 am Anonymous: I was just wondering bro/sis., why do you like so much about sending people to Hell. Brother/Sister, Hell and Heaven are two things that we logically deduce who (men or women, "believer" or "non-believer" will dominate the most. Bro/sis., just because you are a man or women, "believer" or "non-believer", etc, doesn't gaurantee you a place in heaven or hell. These are two places who master door are in the firm hands of Allah (Swc). Teaching of Islam is that you should submit yourselves (man and women) to Allah, worship & obey the rules. Whether one will go to heaven depends on the mercy of Allah. Now, please sincerely enlighten me about the point of the Xadith that you posted on earlier. While I don't doubt that the Xadith was that of our Prophet MOHAMED (PBUH), I just think,(on the surface that is) that it will be unproductive for a prophet to report to his followers that a great number of them will end up in Hell. Logically speaking, then why waste the time? I am sure that there is more to this Xadith than the words are conveying, so since you brought it up, why don't you enlighten us. Advice: Please don't use fragmented bits of our religion to settle personal scores. If you feel that men is better living thing than women, both here and hereafter, or what ever your issue, then make case with objective proofs but don't abuse universal laws to make your point by taking them out of context. Wabs
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 12:44 pm Hello to all. Caraweelo thank you for the good and sound advice you gave us. Caraweelo since I don’t frequent the parties most of the night I was taking information or what some of the boys call THE FILE Please don’t confuse THE FILE with the X FILES. Since I was kind of not sure I wanted to make sure that I don’t hit on a married woman or soon to be married woman. Next time I will hit the ground running. About the Middle East thing I just hope they come out with a solution before the Ramadan Month. Xaagsade: My Man love them Redskins. Well brother this Sunday we face the Philadelphia Eagles in their Stadium and you know that, most likely they will win and send some of our players back home with a season ending injury. The call it the body bag game. Xoogsade do you know what people in Texas call the Redskins Stadium “ Texas Stadium East”. And they say the cowboys are the only team that has nine home games. I think they consider our stadium their home court. Well ONE DAY we will kick their A$$. WABS: I feel guilty of making a joke about women and hell. I do apologize. I got three sisters. Peace to all.
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 01:20 pm Wabs, If I had the power to send anyone to hell or heaven, it would be miricle. Saying----he quran says majority of people will not believe and if the majority of people are not believers, then they will go to hell----does not mean I have the power or would like to send people to hell. I'm not the one who posted the hadiis, but reading the hadiis, the prophet did not say the great numbers of his followers will end up in Hell. That is your sayings, not the prophets sayings. If you think I feel that men is better than women, then ask Xaali and Deeqa who also talked about the percentages of women and men. Am I different than them?
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 01:30 pm I don't believe any one of you nigaz and bitches come to this forum for Cibaadeysi, you all know where to go for that purpose. I don't give a •••• to what a lazy loser and an old trollop says about the prophet. You all jerks stop talking like you are all fucked up
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 02:56 pm Folks the last anonymous is angry, very angry. He called us losers, old and jerks. Well I will take the titles of loser and jerk, but I refuse the old title. I advice you drop the heaven hell thing soon or we will face another holly war. I’m sure some of us remember the last holly war. Xoogsade Now I remember you and I had a bet on TampaVS Redskins game. Brother show me $$$$ or I will send to you some Italian friends of mine from New York City. Don’t even think of running to Somalia I got connections there too, even if you run to Hell, I got connections there too and remember gamblers do not go to heaven. Caraweelo About the party I filled some files and sent an investigator to verify what is on this files. I titled this operation. “ The hunt for red October”. Let us hope that my investigator doesn’t end up in the Bermuda Triangle.
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 03:12 pm Alex: You remeber my pick was the Skins for the Bowl. Against the Titans. I still think they will kick ass when they start to gel. But these Rams are just too damn awesome. I got some serious money on the line which looks like it has gone down the drain cause the Skins I fear cannot handle the Rambos. Just awesome.
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 03:24 pm The last anonymous, who cares what you beleive? Try a different tactic if you want to get an attention nitwit. Acting angry and insulting won't get you anywhere, just makes you look childish. keep up your discussions villagers, you are all cool people.
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 03:56 pm I am confused how many Anons are in this joint. I'm out! MWLP
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 05:42 pm ALEX, WHAT DO YOU THINK MY FLYING VIKINGS OFFENCE VS TAMPA'S DEFFENCE ON MONDAY NIGHT BALLGAME? I THINK YOU KNOW WE (MN) ARE 4-0, SO OUR CHANCES OF GOING TO THE SBOWL ARE REALLY GOOD. MR XOOGSADE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS, YOU TOO?
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 05:46 pm ALEX, WHAT DO YOU THINK MY FLYING VIKINGS OFFENCE VS TAMPA'S DEFFENSE ON MONDAY NIGHT BALL-GAME? I THINK YOU KNOW WE (MN) ARE 4-0, SO OUR CHANCES OF GOING TO THE S-BOWL ARE REALLY GOOD. MR XOOGSADE, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS, YOU TOO?
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| | Wednesday, October 04, 2000 - 07:45 pm One question for Alex, do you live in Virginia?? I saw your previous message where you were talking about the Hassan Aden Samater party.That was last weekend wasn't it? I couldn't go cuz I had to work, but how was it? Where was it held by the way? I didn't even know.. Salaam
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 06:09 am Alex- Let me know what the "files" turn up! Maybe I could help with sorting out the details. WABS- Don't go..........as Alex told us- "remember the last Anon situation" let it breeeeeeeze on by! Anyone planning on watching the Vice-presidential debates? My driving issue is the possible supreme court nominations in the next 4 yrs- thoughts?
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 07:53 am http://www.geocities.com/madhmulah/MuslimMartyrs.html
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 08:17 am its so depressing to see those images of Palestinians being Massacared, how could this Jews people who claim to be historical victims of hate, and genocide, people who act like they have a Monopoly on pain and suffering be capable of such atrocities ? They either have a very short memory of their history or their Hollocaust was a Hoax.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 08:44 am Papa I did not know you know this Village, how came you did not swear this time moorane!?
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 10:13 am Hi guys, WHY ARE SUCCESFUL SOMALI WOMEN SCARING OFF THEIR MEN? Well the answer is SO VERY simple, but before I answer it, i just want to say something first...Honesty somali men are kinda afriad of somali succesfull women, and that is why when they wanna get married the go ALL THE WAY to somalia to marry an innocent young girl, who doesn´t know anything about how they 'somali men' behave or are in Europe/The States/Canada (and of caurse there are some nice guys, i´m NOT talking about them), so back to the question ...WHY ARE SUCCESFUL SOMALI WOMEN SCARING OFF THEIR MEN?....BECAUSE some of the guys in USA/Canada/Europe don't study or do anything usefull with their lifes, they just sit around and chew khat, that is why an educated succesfull young lady don´t wanaa get involed with someone she might in the future end up paying his bills. GOT IT. Peace and Love. Hid-away P.S. I don´t mean ALL men, just certain group that we all know very well.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 10:22 am Alex man you´re funny
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 11:30 am To the first "Anonymous" who posted, <Deeqa, women, on average, gossip more than men. they talk too much and eat lots of the dead bodies of their brothers and sisters, right?> No, I don't think women gossip more than men; it's just that different terms are used for the same things: MEN HAVE CONVERSATIONS, whereas WOMEN GOSSIP; MEN CRITISIZE, whereas again WOMEN GOSSIP; MEN OFFER *BROTHERLY* ADVICE, and WOMEN GOSSIP; Also, women tend to be the object of gossip more than men, regardless of who's doing the gossiping. Do you know how many times otherwise devout Muslim brothers (who often "CRITISIZE" "GOSSIPING" WOMEN) come to me complaining about some girl who they think is underdressed, or wears too much makeup, or is seen acting "indecent"? Contrary to popular believe, this is GOSSIP according to the Qur'an and the Hadeeth!!! But the double standard dictates that any crime or sin committed by a woman is far more heinous than a comparable one committed by her male counterpart. Go figure.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 11:50 am Ina liLaahi wa ina Ilaahi raajicuun. Annoymous, thanks for sharing the pictures with us. Ilaaha haa uu garaabo muslimiinta caadiiban, ee xaqdarradda lagu hayo.. Papa, good to see you bro! I was thinking of starting a topic for discussion regarding values, culture and its impact on development, hope to see your input there then. Hidway, sharp sis .......yep Alex is one funny dude.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 01:07 pm Anon: May Allah reward you for your message spreading. Indeed "Inaa Lilaahi, wa inaa Ileyhi raajicuun". The drama that is unfolding infront of our eyes around the world including Al-Aqsa and the state of our "Uma" reflects how low our faith has sunk. Israil and the supporters of Zionists may be the ones who are inflicting the physical harm, but the weakness of our "Uma" today is one by which our own actions have brought about. Global changes and eliviations of the suffering of our brothers are indeed needed, but I'm afraid thoses change will not come untill individual changes of behaviour and attitudes come first. May Allah give us the strength to bring those changes in to our lives. Aamin! Wabs
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 01:50 pm Deeqa, you might be right that there is a double standard, but the fact is that if both men and women talk (gossip), there are more women who do the sin (the gossip) than men, since there are more women than men in the world, right? What about the sin of the flesh---women showing off their flesh (bodies) and men falling for the sin? If women cover up and do not show their flesh, men will not fall for the sin of the flesh, right?
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 03:20 pm Hallo all: I alive & kicking, sorry for my MIA status but I am glad this never ending thread is still alive and better yet the original Villagers are still around & welcome to the new Members as well. Glad you guys reacted strongly to the Link (I only posted once as Anonymous) but I watched this scene on TV as most of you did & was really both disgusted and angry seeing this helpless father attempting to shield his terrified son (only 12 years old) from the bullets of the Israeli's but failing. Wabs: Good piece on the new Somali Gov't Incidentally I met Alex in ARTA leasing out old model Chevy's (passed on as luxury Limo's) to the Delegates at the Conference and collecting real $$ man never stops being capitalist. I looked closely and could make out the over-painted Logo's of Washington flyer Taxi Cab & Diamond and to top that he had young kids selling lemonades from stands for him. Man I just get dizzy with all your money making schemes..lol Waz-up bro. Caafi: Lol…I see your radar has been busy lately. I could have sworn to have seen your footprints around the village under different uniform, at least the Heel & Toe imprints looked very familiar. In any case we sent the caste to the Crime lab for criminal background check.  Carawello: What do you think of the NY Senate debate between Hillary & Lazio? Salama to Xaali, Deeqa, Nassir, Muna and all the rest of the Villagers. Take care,
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 03:58 pm Hello to all . Muna I live in Virginia NOW. I live in Fairfax City. I did attend the last party and I tell you I enjoyed it. I liked seen my people having good time and the singers were awesome. Muna Hassan Aden Samantar reminded me back home I use to listen to his songs back home every time he sang a song I could recognize I was emotional. It was a great party. That is why I say to Aaxoow why he did not tell me people were having fun in Virginia. Muna I know you told me before you live in Maryland, there were people from there that I did see, they were surprised to see me there. After the party the friends I was with went to a place called IHOP. I left them there ( I could not wait the dam long line). The only shortcoming was too many people. Well Muna I will let you know the next big event if my players in Virginia notify me. Xoogsade: You are right brother our bet was about the super bowl. Xoogsade if the redskins go to the super bowl win or lose you win the bet. VIKINGS FAN: Yes brother the Vikings are and have been a good time the last few years and I hope they win the super bowl. By the way, your governor is in Washington DC and I was listening him talk on C-SPAN radio and was talking about free trade. One of the things he said was “If Minnesota were a country it would be the number eight in economical power” I said wow that is good for the Somlains living there. GO VIKINGS GO. Caraweelo: I sure will ask for your advice on how to deal with the files now that I can’t find Ladan. I think she might be doing volunteering work for the Olympics. Hid-Away: Thank you for the nice complement, and your view about the problems facing between carrier women and Somali men is well taken. We are changing sister give us time. Observer: Did you observe at the closing ceremony of Olympics inside the stadium every nation was represented. “ I said wow there is a citizen from every nation in there” Xaali: When you start the topic you are about to start, can I talk about Values? The Anonymous After Wabs: Please add this to your count. Since Deeqa said that men come to her and talk to her about women. Since she said that, there are more men in jail this means since those men don’t see women in jail so they don’t Gossip. So if there are more women on earth and there are more men then women in jail women must be the dominant in the Gossip market. Wabs: What is up? I see you are having difficulties counting the anonymous people. I have a simple solution for you. Just count them from the closet person when you want to address them. Like my previous example. I said the Anonymous after Wabs. Take it easy brother. Deeqa sister how are you? Deeqa the Anonymous after wabs said something’s that I agree with him or her. You see dear if women show less skin, men would not do sins. My problem is not the sins. Lord knows I don’t get that thing. My problem is, in the summer time while I’m driving my cab I miss lots of passengers while I’m watching a woman across the street. Imagine how much more money I would have made had those women covered their flesh. I think I should file a class action low suite against women.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 04:00 pm Viking fan: Your perspicacious, prescient prognosticator, the oracle Xoogsade, peers into his magical crystal ball for the signs that foretoken a ferocious fussilade of flying footballs and the portents and omens of failure and the auguries of faltering and falling fortunes: Vikings: Awesome offense. Bucs: Hellacious defense (Sapp should be outlawed) My considered verdict: There is a strong likelihood one of these two teams will win the game unless it is a tie.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 04:07 pm Alex: The oracle says: Redskins victory unless the Eagles win.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 04:08 pm To the members of this elite salon: Sorry for barging in from time to time.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 04:09 pm Mullah you are alive. Am I glad to see you. I have bought some insurance for you I tough you died. I was going to give the insurance money to your folk’s back home of course after expenses and administrative costs deducted. It’s good to se that you are alive a well. My brother I have wonderful business opportunities for us. First settle down. I have to ask you this? DID YOU GET A GOOOOOD CABINET POST. Did you get the Finance Minister post? If not I will denounce Mr. Abdisalmas’ Government You know you did not have to tell them that I was there. I told the villagers that I went to Europe and getting lucky. You did not have to do that you know. Now they will think that I’m a layer.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 04:32 pm Xoogsade you Oracle is wrong. Xoogsade MININKA MININKAAGI WAAYE. HA IS MARTIYEEN.
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| | Thursday, October 05, 2000 - 04:37 pm Somalinet seems to be taking a Cue from Jerry Springer ! trash sells !! Xaali To see you good ! topic sounds interesting, looking forward to give my two cents worth. Speaking of Values, is Somalinet precipitating the Moral degradation of our youth ? ? or is this forum a mere reflection of our youths dark side ?
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| | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 03:05 am Alex I am in Love whit you!
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| | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 03:10 am Alex I am in Love whit you!
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| | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 05:08 am Brotherman Mullah looooooooooooooooooong time!!!! Welcome back. Xoogsade, everyone is welcome here, though not every-one is a football fan. Papa, I will try to post it soon. Have nice weekend y'all.
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| | Friday, October 06, 2000 - 06:06 am mullah you ar alive!!!! long time, man this is good news and not good news too. you know brother alex's been bank on your disappearance. He thought this was good chance to make his dream come true.... and to make his numbers up, in your absence he was partying wild and chatted up every chick who set foot on the village. I see you still haven't lost your touch to smell foul play from hundred miles away I guess my crimes are petty compare to what Alex's been upto. good to see you back chief...... i heard about the hit-man and stuff are you still in piece?
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| | Sunday, October 08, 2000 - 06:11 pm What's up Alex. Just wanted to let you know that I'm don't live in MD, I think you are mistaking me for someone else. I also live in Virginia, McLean to be exact. Yeah I also heard that the party was great, but my friend also told me that someone got into some kind of dispute or something I don't have the all the details though.. I also heard about the IHOP "after party".My friends went there also. How come ppl always go there after parties and stuff.. This I will never understand. Anyways thanks for saying that you will let me know about any more somali events..
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| | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 12:04 pm Villagers don,t guys fall sleep, keep writing, I miss u guys. where is the Head of the Village(Alex) Hope he is not in Hospital.
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| | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 10:09 am Mullah (The Grand Chief of .....): Thanks and welcome back, brother. We got kind of little scared about rumours of hired hitman and the temp wives that you got tangle-up with! Good to know that you are well and alive and the rumoured wives didn't get the best of you. I always had a confidence that you could out monouver(sp?) these "chromosome-rich" mamals. Anyhow, how are the things? As you can see Alex will always be Alex, so he bought an insurance on your behalf, hoping o'course the best or worst, however you look at it. I suppose I could convince you to lock him up for a term no less than 10 years and no more than 21 years for his action and ill faithed business adventures- To compound his crimes against the brotherhood, he also mislead the villagers about his trip to the Euroland. Mind you the man bought a used lawnmower and has been cutting the grasses of his beloved neighbours - o'course breaking the unwriten rule of 'thy shall not cut thy neighbour's grass without the expressed writen concent of the NBAc (Neighbour brothers Action commity). As OJ should've said, if it fits OK with little squeez you must convict. Caafi: Now the judge is back don't think that you are gonna escape with your crimes either. I am in the process of building up an anti-trust case against you. First, I have to lock Alex up. Then you should be next. God knows who will get the hit after that. bye for now. Wabs
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| | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 11:48 am Good afternoon Villagers how are you? Who am I you must be caafi again. Please caafi stop pulling my leg before you were zamia now who am I. What is next Tira Banks? Anonymous after Muna. Fortunately I’m not the head of the village. The rightful head of the village is Ms X before some warlords over threw her. I’m always here and thank you for wishing me well. As a matter fact I could not get to the hospital they would throw me to the street due to luck on insurance. You know GOD insures us cab drivers. Don’t worry I will be here as long as this web site is up and if you don’t see me for a long time finally I must have gotten lucky. Muna dear how are you? Muna I heard next day that there was a fight at the party and there where some women involved too. That is when I got upset, not because there was a fight, because I wanted to be the one to separate them.. You know its not considered wrong if your hands touch or grape certain parts of the women. And also it takes longer to pull them apart because they are pulling each other’s hair. It would have been the highlight of the party for me. I have an idea!!!!!!!! You know folks when it comes to idea I got them. I hope one of these days to get a Nobel Prize. Aaxoow brother I got an idea. You need to crate an elite security team that puts out fights at your parties. You can issue a walky talkie and the elite team will converge on the sight of the fight and stop it before if gets out of hand. You can add me the team that specializes in separating the women ONLY. Here is my resume. Tough guy hardened by Distract of Columbia streets. Server in Somalian special commando until in XALANE. ( this is the second time that I’m using XALANE as a special until in the military. The first time was a security job I applied a while back). References available upon request. Back to Muna. Muna you asked why people always go to the IHOP after the parties? There is one standard scientific answer and the real one. The scientific one first. You see after a long night of dancing and sweating people need to refuel before they go to bed, they need to get back some energy that is why they go to that place. Now they other answer. Look The party place is dark guys can’t see what the girls are wearing, so consider the IHOP as the runway. Also you guys need to see the guys too. I know Muna we don’t dress well, anyway it’s the pace that we picture you. It’s the place we take the Visual report. WABS Finally you. Brother I have not laid to you when I said that I went to Europe. I did not want to say that I went to ARTA. That was a business trip. Also brother most of the people who left Europe and other places who have gone to ARTA did not go to form a government, They went there for QAAD IYO NAGAHA JABUTI JOOGA. MAXAA BEENTA LA ISUGI SHEEGA. Bye all.
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| | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 06:13 am MWLP aka WAPS First let me say that I was moved or rather touched to learn that the Chairman of the now Defunct “Brotherhood” CAAFI, has promoted you to the esteemed position of “Window Cleaner” while poor souls like me are relegated to “Qaadi” …….. Go figure!!!!!! :-) Any new developments on the Home front i.e. the New Gov’t? Peace P.S. How do you get these funny faces...send e-mail you know where.
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| | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 07:31 am Alex according to sources you were seen leaving the scene in a hurry "puff daddy style" also some say you had something that "looked like a gun" in your pocket, but someone said it was not a Gun you were just happy !!!
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| | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 08:32 am it wasn't gun it was his thing sticking out of his pants
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| | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 02:29 pm Hello Villagers. Caafi I need a promotion and pay rise. Bother Mullah. Here is the news and the opportunity from back home. The news is some of the members of the parliament have gone to Mogadishu. The opportunity is I will soon start marketing life insurance for them. Brother they have been shot at the hotel. I believe there is opportunity to sell life insurance to them. As soon as I heard about the shooting at the hotel, I formed an insurance company. It’s a subsidy of Alex Transportation Company. Mulah,Wabs,Caafi, Caraweelo, Deeqa, Muna ( From VA) what do you think of this? I think it’s a great idea this will give our beloved members of the parliament a piece of mind. Detective. No I did not have a gun and it was not my thing. You are mistaken me for another guy. I’m not a pervert I’m a business man and insurance sales man.
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| | Wednesday, October 11, 2000 - 06:46 pm Salaams Villagers, Mullahhhhhhhhhhh welcome back, we missed you, good to know that you are still a live. Alex, my beloved capy you are right I have told you that I'm from MD and I'm not the other Muna2 who is from VA. Wabs, My beloved brother I wasn't hidding in the woods, but I've been busy with school and work. Hi to Xaali, Caafi, Caraweelo, Deeqa, Nasir, Papa and the rest of the villagers.
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| | Friday, October 13, 2000 - 01:05 pm Mullah Brother, I am ready to switch anytime. You try "window cleaning" for a week and I'll be "Qaadi". I am sure you'll realize how lucky you are. In regards to the motherland, I don't have any inside scoops, but from what I gather from world media the boys and "laddies" are heading back home this week. I must admit that I am little disappointed with the prime minister appointment. I was expecting a new faces, perhaps someone without any association with the Siyad's regime (We have enough of those in the parliament). Some political analysts make a good case of comparison between Salaad/Galaydh's goverment to that of Mahdi/Qaalid (Cumar Carte Qaalid that is) and how this new goverment is dumed. While I have little faith on the current "leaders" of the motherland, I do have a faith in Time and the future. If and if only the current initiatives will break off the cycle of violance and bring about relative peace and order, I'll take that as a success. Wabs
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| | Friday, October 13, 2000 - 01:20 pm Alex: About your insurance business proposal, I don't know if it is such a good idea. It is one thing to the benefactor of the insurance, but it is another to be the provider of the insurance. If you are going to be the provider of the insurance, you must bear in mind that Somalia is a high risk place and your target clients are also high risk individuals. Those mini-MPs are more likely to be shot dead in Mogadishu than your average Harlem hustler. So while the renue you will collect from them will be that of average life insurances, the number of claims your company must settle in a week might clean your savings. Brother, you also must keep in mind death certificates can be obtained in Somalia faster than cup of tea. Risky, Risky, Risky! 1:1000000000000000000000000 odds of making money! Muna(MD): The joint is full of multiplicity My sister good to see your name again. Good luck with school and work - keep up the good work and come back for us from time to time to shine the village for us. Caafi: Where you at bro.? I need "Oodkac", can you ask my sister-in-law to FEDX for me. Mullah can help you out with my address. I don't wanna post it here, there are more sheady characters in this joint than Brocklin homeless shellter.
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| | Saturday, October 14, 2000 - 09:00 am Hey Alex I thought Insurance was Xaram? Wonder if someone can shade light on this?
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| | Sunday, October 15, 2000 - 09:42 am If anyone is intrested in environmental issues , send me ideas about how to encourage our people to get involved in such issues.
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| | Monday, October 16, 2000 - 02:44 am Aleeeeex What happened to the Village? are the ppl became bored or they just give up? I will tel you, if you guys became more Romatic that Polititions then you would,nt be that Bored! Seeee
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| | Monday, October 16, 2000 - 06:06 am Anonymous only if you were a lady i would be romantic over you
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| | Monday, October 16, 2000 - 06:34 am Wabs Speaking of the devil!!! Brother you must be psychic or possess some kind of weird supernatural sense of smell, we had new consignment of that stuff recently delivered. When I read your request, I jumped-up and looked around, thinking you must have monitoring devices installed in the building. I mean how else would you know that? Mullah once said that MWLP is "sixiroole", he goes he's got accentric way of figuring out things. I didn't believe him at the time but now, I beginning to wonder. Anyway Wabs, I am passing on your request cus I don't want to know what might happen if I don't. Speaking of dodge characters has anyone heard from Caraweelo lately? I missing the women already I don't know why Mullah You better pass that address or I'll be in deep trouble with the MWLP …..
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| | Monday, October 16, 2000 - 09:26 am Good morning Villagers, How was your weekend? WABS: I see your point but that is not what I have in mind. This is my plan. Step 1: all members of the parliament will have to sing up and pay sing up fee, credit check fee, health check fee, first month premium fee and processing fee. They are exempt from Taxes since they are members of the parliament. Step 2: They will be finger printed. Step 3: Since we have experience somali IYO IS DHIIBIT BADAN. We will take a sample of their DNA. That is ip. It’s called easy as 123. And if things get bad like someone dies the company may fold. Note there will be very fine print printed at the back of the documents stating that there is no refund. To Just a thought: This is kind of kosher insurance. No Pork. Or you would prefer XALAL INSURANCE. To Suha Ali: You want to talk about environment issues please hook up with Al Gore. To Anonymous: People are bored with my bulshit IYO NAC NACDEYDA BUT HANG IN THERE I’m working on hooking up with one of the ladies that was at the last party I attended. This time I will work on working on romance and not hit and run. My hit and run is not working anymore. It’s like you collect money from and insurance lots of times, after a while they will catch up with you. Muna: Sister Ok I see that. I was confused for a moment. Thank you for clearing for me. The Muna from Virginia was as nice as you. I have never met a bad Muna. Muna is a beautiful name. Caraweelo How are you. Dear there is someone who needs help with the environment can you help him or her please? I’m selecting you sine you are a mother. Mothers do care about the environment for the future of their children.
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| | Tuesday, October 17, 2000 - 02:15 pm Hello everybody, I am busy with exams and stuff, but wanted to pass on this joke I heard; thought it was the best Clinton joke yet (try to ignore the mild blasphemy :-)) President Clinton finishes his time on earth and approaches the Pearly Gates of Heaven. "And who might you be?" inquires St. Peter. "It's me, Bill Clinton, formerly the President of the United States and Leader of the Free World." "Oh...Mr. President! What may I do for you?" asks St. Peter. "I'd like to come in," replies Clinton. "Sure," says the Saint. "But first you have to confess your sins. What bad things have you done in your life?" Clinton bites his lip and answers, "Well, I tried marijuana, but you can't call it 'dope smoking' because I didn't inhale. There were inappropriate extramarital relationships, but you can't call it 'adultery' because I didn't have full 'sexual relations.' And I made some statements that were misleading, but legally accurate, so you can't call it 'bearing false witness' because, as far as I know, it didn't meet the legal standard of perjury." With that St. Peter consults the Book of Life briefly, and declares, "OK, here's the deal. We'll send you somewhere hot, but we won't call it 'Hell.' You'll be there indefinitely, but we won't call it 'eternity.' And when you enter, you don't have to 'abandon all hope,' just hold your breath and wait for it to freeze over." Enjoy your week everyone. I know I won't :-(
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| | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 07:03 am Caafi@lol Brother don't think that you are the only one equiped with detectors. I could smell that darn thing from here; and I want my share - so pass that "Kaloorad" or whatever you might call it. Hey Caafi, ever since you turned your out dated radar on, the females of the village went in to the woods. Brother, turn that chunck off. Hadaad xanjadaadii geed ku dhegsatey, anaga biyaha ha naga dhooqeen! Alex: Let me know when you record your first profit. I might invest then. Wabs
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| | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 07:16 am Wabs: War Niyow, Ninkan Caafi "with his late Model Russian Radar" wuu noo Dhoqeyey misha. I concur that he turn off this darn thing 
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| | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 08:24 am Caafi... Like Wabs and Mullah said Turn off the darn thing or we gonna install one in your bedroom and sell it to the public and you know who is gonna be the "Dilaal"Alex profits adding cusbo iyo xawaash to it,and before you know it your marriage is out the window.....so I suggest you keep it down.... Deeqa...Nice piece!...Best of luck with exams and everything else including...???I'll leave the rest as "Unsolved mysteries".... Mullah...w/c back back Qaadi,I hope you still have it, cuz we need some serious judging up in here.... Alex...Wuzzup boss..? Sagal....Are you out there...? need a second chance...?and a final one too... Good day!
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| | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 08:24 am Yax yax yax ………..lol@wabs Man! Don't do that again, I couldn't stop laughing, I didn't know that obsolete thing was mucking up the place. As you said, I think its high time that offending system is taken off the air. Mullah you must agree with bro I fair better than Alex, if that was him ( I mean biyaha dhoogeeyey) he would probably piss on them just to make sure no one else drinks it.
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| | Wednesday, October 18, 2000 - 10:11 am Caafi not only piss on it I would •••• on it too. Why do half way and not go all the way. Wabs: My brother first casualty in Mogadishu, but he was not member of the parliament. Even had he was the insurance company would have said his people did not elect him. Hey if it works for Shati Gaduud it should work it for me too. Caraweelo: Came please Caafi needs you attention. Mulah: Don’t you agree with me on Caafi needing Caraweelo’s attention? Naasir: I’m doing OK my brother and kicking in Virginia or Virginia is kicking me either way a whole lot of kicking going on.
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| | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 12:23 pm Come on guys I know you guys are still alive. I tell you what from now on anyone who writes will get writing miles. Like the Airlines give mileage bonus when you fly with them. Let us call this frequent writing bonus. Note: Anonymous writers can not be awarded bonuses. Bye Alex
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| | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 07:25 am Alex Glad to see u live, you are the only reason I came to this Village, I do told you so many times I am in LOVE whit you. But you choose to ignore me you rather choose to talk about, sad politics or hopeles Sports...........why not LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEE???????????
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| | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 10:49 am Ok Alex fan Here is my e-mail Alex_Caby@hotmail.com It's alex undur sore caby. Politics is sad but not sports. Sports is fun. I talk Romance off line and the rest on line. I stay away from the chat lines. WABS: Brother I know you are not studding all this time. What is going on in Toronto? I hear that some Somali guys are running for city council seats. I hope they win. Caraweelo I can feel you. Here is your daily schedule. Go to work Check your e-mail Check you Hotmail e-mail Check here Open you ICQ chat thing. Send e-mail to friends Some of them are replays. Start your daily work. Or prepare for a meeting with your boss unless you are the boss. Stop your daily work to take a coffee break Luch break ( I call it half time) Back for the third quarter Start posting Anonymously all over here. Do some work. Forth Quarter Send work related e-amil. Because the day is almost over so you half to cover your tracks. After this you don't feel guilty anymore so you start searching all over the web for jokes or things to send to your friends. You start sending e-mails from left and right so they will respond and pick u from there tomorrow. The END. Caraweelo I need your advice. You said you would give it to me. I have talked over the phone this girl ( I have not seen her yet). The question is what should I do if I don't like her when I meet her? I know I'm kind of negative, but again my streak has been bad on blind dates. Please help. Thank you. Mullah you have re appeared and diapered again what is going on brother. Are you wanted as the BIN LADIN guy? Deeqa: I know you are busy with school keep up the good work. We need people like you to rebuild the country. You and Nasir and Muna are the salvation of our mother land. Aaxoow: Brother when is the next party? Now that I'm hooked on it. To MN Man, Xoogsade and Vikings fan. Brothers how are you doing? I know the Vikings are doing very well, i know they are 7-0 ( because they have not played the skins yet). I hope this makes mad some Viking fans. How about then N.Y jets. What a come back he. I went to bed at half time last night and found out the jets won the game.
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| | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 03:00 am Hi People!!!! Alex Hi fella! How are ya???? I see you still have some unsolved issues with blind dates huhh?
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| | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 08:17 am Alex You see I stil get ignored, what have I done to you to deserve this? All I am saying I am in LOve whit you, So why can,t you came and Hug me? if you don,t want me tell me now!!!!!!!!!
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| | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 12:26 pm lol AlexFan= CAAFI playing games watch out
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| | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 05:59 am Good morning to a deserted village. I have a feeling that people have left all alone in this Village. I can see I have ghosts with me such as Alex Fan. She can see me but I can’t see her, and she wants me to hug her. How can I hug you if I can’t see you? I can’t hug a thin air. It’s like the movie Ghost. When is the scene when they are making the put together. If we have not reached there yet can we fast forward please. Mr Cool How are you my dear. As long I still have you I’m OK. I still have some of the old problems but I fell that I have improved much since last year. Folks I see you guys don’t want to take this frequent writing miles. I promise you that it will not be like the Air France Concorde. It will not be a short frequent milage buenos, at least for some of you. Alex Fan: Hugs and French kisses to you. ): The good thing about this village is. Anoona BILILAQEYSAN AYAAN MEEL BANAAN AH KA HELAY. Soon I will action it.
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| | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 08:02 am Alex: So much for your so-called investment.....I got cleaned by the latest NASDAQ meltdown. I have been aimlessly wondering in the wildressness thinking of my "once Upon time" retirement nest but empty now.....it's all your fault dude. As Qaadi one of my many duties is to dispense justice where needed...... I sentence you to 20 lashes ...you know where delivered by Caafi. How about that ma man .....for steering into investing in the Cabbie Penny stockes 
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| | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 08:42 am Alex Atlast you acknowlage me that feels good! But i am not a guest I am real and I am in Looooooove whit you so be man enough and say I looooooove you too. The Hug feels good too but not about the french kiss, I don,t think you are the best kisser yet. Let the village be empty for our sake Aleeeeeeex
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| | Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 03:44 pm Alex & Alex's fana: Please get a room! Ooh! The village didn't have a motel? Well, Alex, since your are the village business genious, why don't you build one. Good luck! Mullah: I hear ya! And I feel your pain. You lost ytur retirement nest, brother I lost my wedding nest. Don't worry brother the market will swing back up: As you said before, be in the game for the long run. As to your Alex's sentence, may I be the one to carry out, please! Caafi might go easy on him. Caafi: LOL, brother. I see the water is little clear now, so let's keep it that way. BTW, where is my "odkac" and does my sister in law has a sister. You know where I am going with this. Deeqa: That joke was funy. How is school going? I know it is lame query, but ever since Caafi's accusation and Zimzima's ordeal my game was not right. Anyhow, good luck with your mid-terms. Caraweelo: Where are you? How are the kids? Mr. Gore is going down the drain, huh! I never liked him anyway? Xaali: Whatever happened to that 'value' discussion page, sister? Muna (MD): I know you are still breathing sister, 'cause I see the son every day.... so how come you don't visit no more. Nasir: How is Cleveland? Leave our girls alone, 'll ya? WABS
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| | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 10:19 am Good afternoon. Alex Fan ( first) How are you my love? You said I'm not a good kisser yet, How Am I going to be one if I don't practice? Didn't you hear that practice makes you perfect. If I might add you look good. WABS: My beloved brother. First the village will Not have a motel, we will have the Ritz Carlton brother. Brother I'm waiting for the new Somali government to place somewhere to all those people who came back from Arta. I have heard that there are more people in Mogadishu hotels then the actual members of the parliament and the government is trying to throw them out. Some one should tell the Government to do like what the FBI did to David Koresh down in TEXAS. Do you remember that they ( The FBI) was playing loud Music day and night in order to bring David Koresh and his followers out. That is what MR. C/Salan needs to do. About my punishment. How about if I buy it. You see sometimes you can buy your jail sentence. Mullah: Brother I feel for you. I'm so sorry that you lost in Wall street, but you can make it back at the BACADLE street. Just kidding. Mullah I figured out that I could be a CEO of a major corporation. I know you are laughing, but here is my reason. AT&T CEO promised a while back that people will shop all their communication needs under one roof. AT&T stock started going downhill slowly. Now he is saying we need to break up in four pieces. You know brother I do this kind of flip flopping every day of the week. That is why I'm saying I can run things besides this dam cab. Mr Cool: How are you dear? Please tell Ladan that I said hi.
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| | Friday, October 27, 2000 - 10:17 pm WUZZZZZUUUUPPPP!!!...Are we all together now in Da hood..??....Where are our beautiful,talented and successfull sistas...???you ladies are so adorable and I personally admire the level of your maturity and tolerance...Please stay with us...for richer for poorer...in sickness and in health...You may kiss us now...LOL! Wabs: I don't have the slightest idea what'cha talking about...Ohhh!what was I thinking you mean those girls from the north of the border,well,I'm taking care of them,plus they liked here in C'Town.... Have anyone seen "Meet the parents" yet...???I'm still laughing......a must see picture... Mullah: Sorry doc,but shi*tt happens sometimes... Alex: Your Res-skins are going down this sunday...believe Dat! Have a nice weekend everybody...
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| | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 08:26 am Nasir we are playing Monday night not sunday. The daylight saving time must me fonfusing you. Brother they are bringing one hour back not a day. Take care. Alex
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| | Sunday, October 29, 2000 - 10:05 pm Still the same dreary outpost! Remarkable isn't it, the capacity some ppl have for monotony! Keep it up!
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| | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 12:37 am Alex Oh I am good alright.....After trying to overdose myself with pain killers Oh I had few dramas alright Anyhow I will say hi to Ladan, the only time she comes by is Sunday nights from 12am-3am. Ohhh she has a shop now. She works 7 days a week, poor thingy..... and yes she has few issues herself. Speaking of issues... do you think is healthy french kissing on the net... cyber french ??? Boy you always come up with something that worries me. Take Care Ms Cool p.s. Don't ask about the Ms. or Mr. thingy
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| | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 04:16 am AB no one is forcing you to read it. If you have something better to write, why don’t you? Better yet why don’t you start a new subject for us. Why don’t you and I start a new thing to talk about, you know I’m all alone here. Please a light conversation for me, not anything heavy. Thank you. Alex.
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| | Monday, October 30, 2000 - 08:43 pm Alex, The point is, this thread induces drowsiness to the visitor who prefers reading to writing... i.e … there is nothing, I am afraid, that stimulates the mind…. nothing exciting. The same claptrap is being perpetually dished back and forth. Have more obtuse contributions, won’t you?
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 03:38 am hi everyone... AB Talking of drowsiness, I had the biggest yawning ever reading the two lines you jotted down. just joking, I think you got the wrong impression about the village (this thread) one important ingredient about this place, its not here to stimulate anybody's mind (Alex, don't get me wrong here, I'm not talking about dodge stimulation ah ah ah ). Its just simply billboard whereby cyber-friends communally tease, taunt and mock each other. We don't mind throwing our "two cents" if someone raises an issue but that is not the primary object of the thread. So just make yourself at home and show us some of your artistic flavour if you don't mind
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 05:59 am Hi folks!!! AB, you have some nerve. Why don't you comment on the garbage strewn all over this forum, rather than pointing the finger at the village...........hmmmmmm! That is very telling indeed!!!!!! It reminds me of your first confrontational post here sometime ago. Too bad, Major is not around Wabs,I have been caught up with things.....will try to post something soon. Much love to y'all peeps!!
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 06:04 am Good morning AB everything you have said I’m aware of it. I’m trying my best to do whatever I can. I have been stimulating people up over a year. I think I’m kind of in a slump. People have deserted me in this village. May be it’s my Brute 33. I don’t know. Why don’t you join me and you start a subject we can talk about. Just for your information my brain is hard to stimulate. It’s frozen like an ice burg. AB please join the village and stimulate. Stimulation will be me my word of the week. Mr Cool How are things doing down under. I see Ladan is working, that is good. I think she is helping her future husband with the expenses of the wedding. I wish more girls will help us with the expenses that is associated with a wedding. Ladies that is one of the reasons that is holding some guys. Mr Cool French kissing on the net STIMULATS ME. There goes my word of the day again. Caafi. Mullah, Caraweelo, Xaali, Deeqa, Muan ( VA), Muna (MD) Nasir and my boy from Toronto WABS. I predict Bush will win next election. They say if the Redskins lose a Monday night before the election, the incumbent party loses the White House. Stimulation and French kisses. It’s like spagetti IYO MOOS. They go well together. Bye Bye AB ):
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 09:08 am Continues to: : For The Ladies Only....WHY ARE SUCCESFUL SOMALI WOMEN SCARING OFF THEIR MEN? #6
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