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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Tali Walaal - Ask The Experts: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): I'm sexualy frustrated
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qooqane

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:42 am
What should i do ............and no i can't get married i don't have the resources for it money and a good job.

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muna

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 06:55 am
siigeyso or get sharmuuto.......give her money man what is the problem?

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Jeego

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 08:07 am
Hadaad Xoolo weeyday ma xeel baad weeyday?!!
Ama Nin tuur leh siduu U seexdo isagaa yaqaan?

Haye wali ma i fahmin?!! ok

Naag run aa lagu soo xero galiyaa Beena waa lagu dhaqaa!!! or was it other way around, You figure out!!!!!!!

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anon

Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 08:15 am
waxaan kuu sheegi lahaa munaa kuu sheegtay, lol muna siigeeso kulahaa.

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MUQDISHO

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:56 am
muna intaad siigeysaneysaa waagu kugu baryaayaa
orodoo kan wareersan naftiisa ku qabo labadiinuba siigada iska daaya you get it what ImeaN
THAT IS CREZY IDEA TAKE IT AWAY .
MUNA peace and cool.............
QORE MUQDISHO

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hey

Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 10:28 am
soon alsoowm,fast and pray for it,work hard to learn how to make love and money.and u will win
nb;good things happen those who wait

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Mojo

Friday, November 03, 2000 - 11:29 am
war mijaadan /Ilaah / kabagin oo aadan xishoon miyaadan SOMALI eheen waa maxay sidatan SOOMALIYEE ogaada waa la NOQONAYAA,,,,SOONER OR LATER

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Q,bitch

Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 03:00 pm
get a grip u sick mother fucker,you need to go to hospital.

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 05, 2000 - 01:09 pm
Nin Muslim aa tahay , hadaan anaga ku jeedin Ilaahey aa kuu jeedo xishoo
Duf ku bax Idama Allah

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PSYCOLOGIST

Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 04:05 am
Walaal dhibkaan aad sheegatay allaha kaa bixiyo talada ay muno ku talisay ma aha mid xal u noqoqta dhibaatada ku haysata waxaan u malaynayaa in aad u bahaan tahay kaalmo xagga maskaxda ah taas oo kugu xambaari karta in aad dib ugu noqoto mujtamaca oo aad raadsato inann ka mid ah gabdhaheena carfoon.
runtiina waxaad ogaataa in aan cudurkan ku haayo aan muddo laga joogo 3 bilood wiil soomaaliyeed ka daaweeyay oo uu alxamdu lilaahi maanta gabar saaxiibtiis ah lee yahay.

Walaalkaa soomaaliyeed

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Zak

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 09:43 am
to : muna

damn it was funny , abaa ishaa ka riday balse waxaan la yaabay ninkaan intuu joogaa?

muna damn ur afsharmuuto

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jaron xaji

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 07:47 am
hey get your firger and stick in your ass mother fucker.

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momoos

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 07:11 pm
Waxaad usoo noqotaa jidka toosan xaaraanta aad ku fikerayso iska daa oo masaajidka tag oo ilaah ku xiro talada waa helaysaa muraadkaaga [ itaqi laah]
you will fine
Don't do it jiinkuwe contro une baby.....

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dagan

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 12:41 pm
walal shaqee 16 saac malintii adaa waxaas hilmamaysid markaad lacag heshana guurso gabar fiican, cudur ayaa laga qadaa gacantada ood naag ka dhigatid macsiduna way xuntahay, isku day inaa lakaftanto dumarka, it will help.

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T-GIRL

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 12:59 pm
QOOQANE
U R depriving a village somewhere of an idiot

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LABA SHILIN

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 02:37 pm
and im sexually confused please help.

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wiil Joore

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 05:29 pm
Dumarka ka hadlay arintaas Qooqaane soo jeedshay,malaha diinta Islaamka ma taqaanaan ee malaha waad ku dhalateen oo walidkiin ayaa Muslim ahaa. Allaha iga cafiyo haddaan gafay.Ma ogtihiin in diinta muslimku shardinayso waxbarasho oo aysan tixgalinayn diinta waan ku dhashay oo waalidkay baa muslim ahaa. Waxaan ula jeedaa haddii aad tihiin gabdho/haween muslim ah diintu ma ogola in aad la hadashaan qof rag ah ee ka shisheeya waalidkaa, ninkaada ama cid aan ku geyn. Waayo codkiino waa idinku dembi in la maqlo, ragana waa u sino. Ma aha xitaa inaad salaanta muslimka ka qaadaan iskaba daa gacan gelis iyo sheeko, raguna maba aha in uu idin fiiriyo iskaba daa salaanee.
Qooqane : haddii ay kaftan kaa ahayd ama maad waqtiga lagu dilo, ka noqoo Ilaahna cafis waydiiso. Hadday dhab kaa tahayna oo aad muslimtinimo talo u doonaysid waa sahal. Diinta muslimku faqiirka iyo taajir kaba isku si ayey u xukmisaa. 4 baa kuu banaan mana lagu shardin hanti. Shardigu waa muslim tinimo iyo, isku kalsoonaan masuuliyadeed iyo Alle oo la tala saarto.Haddii aad qof gaar ah rabtay waa suura gal inaad qofkaa seegtid, balse haddii aad rabtid qof dumar ah oo muslim ah oo aad dhibaatadaa aad iska gargaartaan musuuliyadeedana aad diyaar u noqotid, waxii risqi ah,hanti ah, ama soo socda ama la joogo haddii aad Ilaaha aad horay u aamintay ee aad horay ugu tiri ," Adaan ku aaminay, ambiyayaadaan aaminay, kutibahoodaan aaminay, malaa igahaan aaminay, shar iyo nkhayr kaadaan aaminay, in aad irsaaqda bixisaad aaminay...etc", waad ka baxaysaa. Waxay ila tahay ama aan ku kalsoonahay in aad liibaanaysid oo aad Ilaah ku xamdin doontid.

Wiilasha yax yiri: Waa jaahilnimo caradu, dagaalkuna kaba sii liitee.Su'aal qabuhu waa ka jaahil arintuu idin waydiinaayo jawaabteeda, waayo hadduu aqoon lee yahay idinma waydiiyeen. Ha la yaabin ee inta aad Ilaah ku xamdisaan siiya cilmigaad diinta ka barateen. Tusaaleeyana innuu cudurka uu qabo saldhiggiisu yahay caqiido la'aan iyo raacid naftiisa, aduunka iyo shaydaan oo uu halis u yahay in uu gaaloobo.
Diinta Islaamku waa u nuur muslimiinta(macnahu waa naxariis,nasteexo, cilmi iyo dawo...etc)sidaa darteed iyagoon caroon ama la yaabin su'aal kasto ayey jawaabteeda ka soo tixraac daan kitaabka, sunnaha,ijmaaca ama qiyaasta diintu sii meel dhigtay.
Hadaba walaalayaal barta oo iswaafajiya jawaabtaada iyo caqiidadaada. Xataa haddii aadan aaminsanayn diinta Islamka waa faji jawaabtaada nidaamka ,falsafadda,aydiolajiyada,diinta kale ee aad aaminsan tahay...ect. ee ha iska hadlin waa ognahay inaad af qoyan qabtid oo aad hadli kartid. Maahmaahdii carbeed baa fasirkeedu ahaa: Hadalka jaahilku waa sidii dabada dameerka(kalaamul-jaahili ka dubburil ximaari).

Nabaday.CU.

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Bigbrother

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 10:44 am
OOOOOOW!! Take it easy ppl, the gay need advice not insult. is it not his fault if he is frustrated, is it?
Qoqane the RAMADAN will help you out, and after that u need to do something wich obviuosly is NOT siigo NOR Sharmuuto. Labadaba cudur aa ka qaadeysaa!!

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mr nik

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 07:45 pm
my advise to you :
be your selv first, work hard,try to learn some how to make relationship.

pray,read qorran,it will help you .

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SmartGuy

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 12:13 am
Quuqane Dud i'll huge You up white bitch's nigga

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MAKAVELI

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 04:34 pm
DAAAAAAAMMNNN!!!!! I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING CAUSE BIG BROTHER SAID THE "GAY" INSTEAD OF THE GUY
LOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!!!!!!
ANYWAY NO OFFENCE 2 BIG BROTHER>>>
PEACE

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HuDa

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 03:02 pm
Nin rag iska dhik oo orodoo raadso gabar wanaagsan, Oh well the ques is how are u gonna find good person when you'e urself Qooqane,,Fear ALLAH and fast ,,,,that will help u to forget about it,,,,,and about the money and getting ,,,a hoe ,,,,don't u afraid she'll bring u diseas and aren't u a muslim walaalo Xishood oo u dhaqan sida wanaagsan oo xal kugu jiro ,,,,waxaasna wax dad la weeytiiyo maha ,,,,ee waa wax qof nacas ama ka ah war badni uu isdhahay meesha ha lagaa hadlo uun ,,,,well u got what u need and there it's Are u Happy now?

P.S. IT'S ADVICE SO DON'T TAKE IT SERIUOS ALRIGHT DON'T GET OFFENDED,,,,,,,CEYDA WAXAY LA SOCOTAA WAANADA IYO TALADA,,,,LOL RAALI AHOW HADDII AAN IRI WAX XUN LAAKIIN WAA IKA RUN,,

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Anonymous

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:11 am
jerk-off? easy and simple

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Kursi

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 04:57 am
hahahahahahah


damn bro wazzup man , get somebody as soon as possible

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cadeeeeeeeey

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 06:25 pm
qooqane ilaahey jid hakuu furo kaa bixiya dhibka ku heysata iska samir oo dadaal sidii ad waxa ku qabsan lahayd marka wax kasta waa ku haagidoonanbyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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qooqane

Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 04:19 am
thanx to all

I have been away so I didn't get the chance to keep up with and responed to you all........well at the same time I have posted here on the somalinet I also posted on a non-somali forum guess what I was overwhelmed with the responses from the non=somali ladys.white.black and other and I did had contact with some of them..........I come back here to the somalinet and all what I found is advices.advices...advices..people telling me to jerk off please don't think I figure that out my self and no a sharmuuto is not what am looking for.....I was looking for a somali lady to have fun times with may be more hell they do it to the jamacans and everyone e;se why not me?
and please stop this sheek wanna be mentality we all know you are no sheek you probably did it or about to do it.

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hibo

Thursday, January 04, 2001 - 08:33 pm
take a cold shower.

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Shamzo

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 12:21 pm
All yall somalian ppl ant helping this poor guy, You all making it more confussed for him::::::::

hey bro, it is okay to be sexually frustrated.
so why dont u meet me and u will never be frustated again! You dont need the money or nor lookes as long ass u can proved one thing(010) lol

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Superman

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 03:31 pm
I guess shamzo is also frostrated so let me tell you one thing to do shamzo "biyo kulul iyo cusbo isticmaal"


looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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qooqane

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 04:06 pm
shamzo

your offer is been accepted

when&how can we meet?

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Doosh

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 04:09 am
Nayaa Muno maxaa ku baray siigada iyo balaayada,. adigunah miyaad sameesaa na maad isku xishootid ,, U are nasty.. B...U beter Wach OUT--......,,-....

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Gabaryaabtay

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 08:21 pm
Cajaaib


Saan miyaaaa saan miyaaaa markii dadka dhaqankooda katakaan oo xishoodka ka dhumo,,,,,saan miyaaba,,,,,,Saan maa looqooqaa saan miyaaaaa Gabdhihii xishoodka katakeen oo nimankii maanta ehelkooda moodaan in uu faaiido leeyahay saan muu U hadlaa,,,,,walaahi yaab ahaaa
Kan iyo kuwo kale aan arki waxaan oo kale qiyaamaha markii Uu dhaw yahay ayuu soobaxaa ayaa maqli jiray,,,,Marka ,,,,,,isku xishood Nin weyn ayaa tahay,,,,,:o,,,:X.....:'/


Acuuuuuudiyooooooo bilaaaaahiyooooo minashaydaani rajeem,,,,,,,,,,

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Anonymous

Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 04:31 pm
Qoqaane, let me start by saying you are the most stupid person I have ever heard of. For one thing, you asked for help and at the same time you insulted the person who, in my opinion, had given you the best advice (Wiil Joore). I can only assume that you did not want any help at all. You probably either wanted to pass some time or test to see how many people would respond to your stupid question. The other thing I must say is this: you Idiot, leave the Somali girls alone. Jamaicans, what is that supposed to mean? It is always idiots like that damage our good reputation. If you are serious about getting help listen to wiil Joore and the many other good people who responded to you. If this was all about joke, then you really really really need a big time help. Does the word "Istiqfaara" mean anything to you, if it does start with it.

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Box-head

Monday, January 15, 2001 - 06:48 am
yo cheap nigga--broke ass--they say--diamand is girl's best freinds--if u got that--u gona have them--wake up and smell the coffee--coz u r living in a really world--money makes the world go round---boow--is true--u have to get real job--or be drug dealer--or rubb a bank--i don't give a fu*ck wat u do--but at least get a money--u flat broke ass--memories this---girl don't like broke ass nigga--like u--if u don't beleive me--go go and ask them--am out--ps to ya all--box-head--that is my name