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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Oct. 29, 2000): This one is a masterpiece... Signed the JOKER.
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Thursday, October 26, 2000 - 04:27 am
A group of Cubans desert their island on their way to Miami.
In the middle of their arduous journey, one of the Cubans
(the oldest one) suffers a major heart attack and as a last
wish asks for a flag to say good-bye to his dearest Cuba.

Having abandoned everything in Havana, the other Cubans search
desperately in their boat to find something that will resemble
a flag of their country... a T-shirt, a handkerchief... etc.

Almost ready to abandon all hope... a 20-year-old girl
interrupts their desperate search to offer a tattoo of the
flag that is inscribed on the left cheek of her buttocks.

The young girl pulls down her shorts and slowly lowers her
underwear...showing the Cuban flag in a beautifully shaped
tanned buttock cheek... she approaches the dying man and
sticks her ass right on his face...

The old man caresses the "flag," grabs the cheek with both
hands and starts kissing the flag with great passion saying
"My dear Cuba, I say good-bye to you with great sadness...
my land, my flag... Havana... I will miss you so..."

After going on for almost 15 minutes non-stop... he says to
the girl..."Now... chica... turn around, por favor...I want
to kiss Fidel good-bye!"