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     | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 07:16 am Guys... We Can't Win If you try to protect her from other men approaching her you're a wimp. If you don't she says that you don't love her. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet you'r not man eneugh. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist. If she makes a Decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favour. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape you're sexist. If you don't, You're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers, you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're up on yourself. If you don't, you're not Ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. If you dress up you'r a player. If you don't you'r farax. If you prise her you'r reer xamar. If you don't you'r from east london. If you you try to kiss her in the first date you'r too fast.If you don't your wimp. If you call her often you'r poring. If you don't you are playing around. so what do you do then I will tell you the answer be you self(keep it real) peace @ love sahal69
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 11:10 am I TOTALLY AGREE WITH U BRO...I00% AND 1.....IT SEEM THAT U GOT A WICK SELF ESTEEM AND SELF CONCEPT BRO....I VERY PROUD OF U IN DEED.... PEACE AND LOVE P.S I'M THE ONE FOR U TRUST.....I'M NOTHING LIKE U THOSE OTHER GIRLS WHICH ARE OUT THERE.....I'M NOT A GIRL BUT I'M A LADY OK....ARE IN LONDON CAUSE I AM IN SOUTH LONDON...ANYWAY IF U ARE INTERESTED GET IN TOUCH ME ......BYE.....MAY GOD WATCH OVER U ..INSHALLALLAH....LUV FOR ALL THE BROTHERS OUT THERE......
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 01:57 pm Sahal.. Atleast U have a choice.........U are either with it or without.......LOL...Thats the whole agenda U C...We like making U guess. Go figure
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| | Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 03:44 pm lol@T-girl...indeed we have a choice For Sahal69 you think too much bro...your name reveals it all you may wish to be mr69 but don't forget you are mr freedom55: -Dont be wimp leave her alone -If she is beautiful no need to mention it... she already knows it...if she is not don't event attempt..because you will be lying. -If you are with a woman it makes sense to let her knows any major decision that may effect your lives. -the shaving part of the story... I dont know about you bro..but i will say stay away from bushwomen...in that way...you don't have to deal with that issue. -lol@ the the romantic part of somali guy...that is another story. -and keep your flowers...it is not our style -for the sex part...i will skip it for now -lol@ and speaking about kissing on the first date ...bad move..and remember hugs are ok...but those who try to kiss a woman before she's signalled it's okay may get a low marks and she may never see her again. -just remember a successful man would ask a woman out to a movie or supper...maybe for a stroll in the park...dont try anything stupid... simply tell the woman you had a great time and ask if you could call her again peace
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 04:47 am THANKS TO EVERY 1 HOW REPLAY TO PERFECTLADY I JUST WANT 2 OPEN A CONVERSATION AND SHARE MY KNOLDEGE WITH OTHERS AND THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE A LOW SELF ESTEM. RESPECT & LOVE 2 U SIS AND ALL THE SOMALIAN HONEYS AROUND LONDON TO T-GIRL U R RIGHT I WILL TELL HOW I SEE WOMEN (CAN'T LIVE WITH THEM, CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THEM) LOL MR SALT AM NOT TRYING BUT AM DOING IT PEACE & LOVE
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 07:54 am SAY WHAT
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| | Wednesday, November 01, 2000 - 08:05 am sahal that was funny bro ...but when you tell it it sounds more confusing though lol and suldaanka man i think you know alot walaahi ... i'm proud of you .. you really know what you are talking about keep up the goodwork... sahal bro you are right the right way is to be your selfs.. peace
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| | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 02:59 pm for everyone who had something to say about this topic you all had good points.especailly sultaanka i admire your way of thinking bro. i would like keep in touch with your fresh mind so you can help me with any of my problems in the future. p.s. this is my e-mail add Babyelmi2000@hotmail.com
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| | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 03:05 pm @Sahar69 Bro keep it, I really liked it, your cracked me up! Wow I can't believe it. It's TRUEEE.. This is an interesting joke!!!!! By: Leeroy
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| | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 01:14 am thanx u all u like dat then take dis A college professor's going to bed with his wife. He's not that tired, so he's gonna stay awake and read while she goes to sleep. So he's reading, and every once in a while he reaches over and tickles her on the fun spot... "Kitza kitza..." She says, "Will you stop that! Will you stop reaching over here and teasing me like that?" He says, "I'm not teasing you. I'm wetting my fingers so I can turn the page." lol sahal69
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| | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 02:04 am why don't you shut up for onces
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| | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 03:32 am U CAN HATE ME NOW BUT I WON'T STOP NOW SKINNY ASS HE IS NOT MAN EVEN TO TELL ME HIS NAME SAHAL69
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| | Friday, November 03, 2000 - 05:33 am Loooooool sahal.. I guess thatz what keeps u guys going bro. U can't expect us to make it easy for u do u bro.. the secret is take ur time n find out what kind of a lady ur dealing with and of course be Urself. Suldaanka i like ur attitude, keep up the good work bro!! Sorry but the 2nd joke waz a bit naf for me.. easy aight!! Peace
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| | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 05:05 am enough with he jokes ok everyone ..why can't we be more serious about these kind of issues...coz some of us are desperate..for some advice...and they have the courage to unconcealed their hidden secret or problems .....so be mature about it....lets all share knowledge...."your pass error it's best lesson......peace I'm out my sis and bro....love for y'all ...aight
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| | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 05:32 am Keepup da good job bro....The first joke was 100% correct man.......I like the part; If u praise you're Reer Xamar and if not you're an EastEnder.. EastEnd Lads are bit of Geezers innit?????
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| | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 04:18 am THANX EVERY1
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| | Tuesday, November 07, 2000 - 02:30 pm lol@ INIT MAN BUT WHAT IF UR A REER XAMAR @ EAST LONDON- WOT CATEGORY DO U FALL UNDER. PS I KNOW SOME SWEET EASTEND GEEZERS N THEY R NOT ALL REER XAMAR!!!
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| | Wednesday, November 08, 2000 - 12:31 pm TO EVEERY 1 AM JUST TRAYING TO MAKE U ALL LOL SO WHEN I JOKE ABOUT SOMTHING DOES NOT MEAN I BLIVE IT ALL MYBE SOME AND IF IT HEART SOME1 AM REALY REALY DON'T GIVE A DAMEN LOL SO IF U GAT A JOKE U WELCOME BUT IF U LOOKING FOR ADVICE IN RELATIONSHIPS MY NAME IS SAHAL NOT DR LOVE AND I DON'T LIKE SHARING MY IDEA WITH STRANGERS PLUS U HAVE 2 GET PLAYED BEFORE U BECOME A PLAYER SO U ALL GANNA LEARN FROM U MISTAKS. AND AS THEY SAY U WIN SOME U LOSE SOME PEACE&LOVE
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| | Thursday, November 09, 2000 - 08:02 am that is the joke of the day lol
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| | Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 10:18 am Man, 69 ur wright bro. if you are looking for advice you have to wet ya fingers and turn the page to "ILA TALI". This is "ILA QOSOL". Sahal69 that was realy fanny, lol. haha .... take care.
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