     ANAS | Monday, November 06, 2000 - 07:46 am
I:
What a woman says:
This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to
clean up, Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do
laundry right now!
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
II:
A retired gentleman went to apply for Social
Security. After waiting in line for quite a long
time he arrived at the counter. The woman
behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his
pockets and realized he had left his wallet at
home. He told the woman that he seemed to
have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go
home and come back now?" he asks.
The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." He
opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.
She says, "That silver hair on your chest is
proof enough for me," as she processes his
Social Security application.
When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his
wife about his experience at the Social Security
office.
She says, "You should have dropped your pants too-- you might have qualified for disability, too."
III
There were 3 guys in a car, their names were
Shut Up, Manners, and Poop. Poop fell out of
the car on Main St, Manners tried to pick him up,
Shut Up went to the Police Station, the
Policeman said, 'What's your name?'
'Shut up'
'What's your name?'
'Shut Up'
'What's your name?'
'Shut Up'
'Where are your manners?'
'Down on Main St. picking up Poop.' |
