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     | Unrecorded Date one day a guy went into a grocery he picked up a frozen pizza, a tooth brush, tooth paste, and a bottle of coke. He came to the register she asked are single and he said yes how did you know she said because you are so fuckin egly. I hope it was funny because the first time I heard that it was funny.
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| | Unrecorded Date Salaamu Calaykum lol But she could have judged whether he is single or not by his shopping items as well lol. Been interesting reading your joke sis in a way it doesn't make sense but then it makes sense lol. Amaano allah iyo amaano rasuul
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| | Unrecorded Date ANIGA WAY IGA QOSLISAY WAXAANAN RAJEENAYAA IN AY ADINKA QOSLISO WAXAY KA DHACDAY SOMALIA WAA SHEEKO RUN AH NAAG NIN LEH AYAA WAXAY SAMAYSAY NIN KEEDU MARKUU BAXO AYAY NIN KALE U YEEDHAN JIR TAY WAXAY NA LAHAAYD CUNUG YAR OO AAN SOCOD BARAN HADABA WAXAY SAMEYN JIREEN MARKAAY CUNAGA NIKA AYAA DHABRKA KU XIRI JIRAY MARKAY SAMEYNAYAAN HAA HEEYDA WAAD FAHANTEEN AYAAN U MALEYNAYAA, MAALINTII DANBE AYAA WAXAA DHACAY IN NIN KII GURIGA LAHAA YIMAADO DHAKHSO AYAGOO KU DHEX JIRA HOWSHIII CUNIGIINA DHABARKA U SAARAN YAHAY MARKAAS AYAA NIN KII CARARY ASIGOO CUNIGII WATA MANA OGAANIN IN UU CUNUG DHABARKA U SAARNAA I LAA UU KA MAQLAY OO HINTIISII.
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| | Unrecorded Date anigu waxaan ku qoslay sheekadan labad qof ee kaladuwani aay isku si u soo qoreen oo kala ah qof dumar iyo ni , waxaan u maleeyey markaan fekeray , in aay yihiin labadii qof ee sheekadu dhexmartay , sheekadaas oo ah cunuga la tuurayo ahhhhhhhhhhhhhha ahaahhhhhhhhhhhh
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| | Unrecorded Date dhamaan tiin slaaamad inkastoon hayo sheekooyin baddan waxaan filayaa in la maqlay bal tan ila eega, anigoo eegaya xushmada waayo dad yar yar ayaa soo geli kara halkan, erayada waan dabalooyaa beri ayaa wax dhacday in naagi ninkeeda khiyaamayn jirtey oo dabadiisa ka sinaysan jirtey . marka ay nin keeda aragto ayay ninka kale oo bidaar lahaa sariirta hoosteeda ku qarin jirtey. hadaba maalin maalmaha ka mida ayadoo iska xiiraysa timaha hoose oo labada dhinac ee ibta korkeeda ah mid ahaan dhamaysay ayuu ninkii bidaar soo galay. markiiba way iskula boodeen oo isu tageen , hadaba iyagoo badhtamaha howshii kaga jira oo aan weli kala bogan ayaa ninkii nagta qabay soo galay. sidii caadadu ahyd ayaa ninkii bidaar sariirta hoosteeda galay . ninkii naagta qabay ayaa isagoo gaajo ba'ni hayso miiskii cuntda kula booday oo cuntadii aad u cunay. naagtii oo sariirta ku jiifta oo aad u kala taala, ileen raaxadii aa lagu kala gooyee, badh maradii ka dhacsantahy, sidii wax daalan oo aan far dhaqaaajinayn, aa ninkii qabay arkaay ibteedii iyo timihii hoose oo labada dhinac midkood xiiran yahay. ninkii qabay naagta yaa yidhi " isug bidaar aan kuu casheeye!!" dhowr jeer ayuu ku celceliyey. ninka naagta qabaa wuxuu u jeeday nagta ibteeda si uu u fuulo hase yeeshee ninkii bidaar oo beryahanba sariita hoosteeda ku jiray soo booday , kute " minfadlan! ha dilin ! ha i dilin ninkii iyo naagtii halkaasay ku fashilmeen
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| | Unrecorded Date FROM SOME ONE WHO HATE SOMALI VERY MUCH I HATE SOMALI VERY MUCH I WISH THEY ALL DIE ONCE AND NO ONE LEFT.
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| | Unrecorded Date To Aussie what did we do to you? well you sound like someone who has no life! that is the reason you spend time for feeling what ever sick feelings you have .... I don't think that you will ever enjoy life so loose the negative thoughts and get a life! Give us a break!
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| | Unrecorded Date To Aussie I really don't care if u hate Somalis or not cause we don't luv u either. I am assuming someone did something to u. So don't take it out to other fellow Somalis. Just deal with that person.
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| | Unrecorded Date To Aussie............ You bastard... Then who do you like, if you don't like your own people, you are sick and twisted minded guy, who just needs to get a life. So tell me if you don't like your own people who do you like? And stop pretending like you are an Australia, cause you will never be Australian as long as you live, and just remember you will alwys be Somaliannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Weather you like it or not...
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| | Unrecorded Date What is wrong with beeing Somalian. Oh God I love being one. To Ladan, I don't think Aussie is somalian cause man... we are better than that so please don't insult us. By Mr Cool.
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| | Unrecorded Date OH MY GOD I STOP BY A WRONG PLACE! YOU IDIO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,DON,T YOU HAVE SOM,TING ELSE TO TOLK! BY muqdisho calling
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| | Unrecorded Date To Muqdisho Calling, Oh My God don't you know how to spell!
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| | Unrecorded Date if it was in somali, it would really be funny! imagine her saying 'fulxuumu aad tahay!' and looking him up and down like somali girls do. that thought cracks me up.
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| | Unrecorded Date TO AUSSIE INSHA,ALLAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date TO ANONYMOUS I AM CHAMPION OF SPELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Kamaall, we know that we aren't in Somalia. Most of the youngsters in the internet are grown up in Europe, US and other non-african countries. But you don't have to behaive like the other people without a religion. Now changing to somali Xayadii iyo xishoodkii miyuu kaa tagey? Waxaa wax laga shekeeyo ma aha, kanna sii yar wax lagu qoslo.Edebta iyo islaamnimada ha ka tagin, hadii aad shekeyneysid si sharaf le u samee.Wamaxey ereyada ahi:Wuu fuuleyey iyo timaha hoosey iska xireysey? Walaal ma`aha inn lagu deydo dadka galada ah ee wax ayna ka xishoonayaan jirin. Sidaa iyo nabadgalyo. P.s. Nacaska Aussie isku sheega yana ma waxa uu umaleynayaa iney soomaalidu wax ku faleyso ? inaadeer habaarka uun naga da`aa!
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| | Unrecorded Date I THINK AUSSIE IS GOING THE PATH TO WHERE HE IS BECOMING DROWNOUT FROM THE REST SOCIETY AND IS GONA START SHOOTING HIS SCHOOL..LIKE THOSE TWO AMERICANS IN COLORADO. SO LET US HELP HIM AND "QURAAN SAARNO". OTHERWISE WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS TWISTED,HIS PEOPLE HATING, MANIAC WOULD DO.
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| | Unrecorded Date To Muqdisho Calling, Sis/Bro spell first Muqdisho, I don't know if you have realised that. How long did it take you to write these two lines. Did you look at the dictionary or someone helped. No hard feelings. That was only a joke. Take it easy sis/bro.
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| | Unrecorded Date Anig somalida Dacwo ayaan uqabaa waayo somalida waxeydileen AAbahey iyo laba wiil oo iga waaweyn marka see somali ujeclaan karaa walaalayaal waayo aniga hada waxaan lanoolahay ajanabi marka sidee baan ujecladaa somalida qofkii talo isiinaya ha isiiyo waxaan leee yahay email kasoo ah hanad11@hotmail.com
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| | Unrecorded Date to Muuse Saaxiibow ha noqon danayste, (markii anaga la yiraahdo, ani yiraahda) taas waxaan uga jeedaa dhibku kaligaa kuma hayo oo somali oo dhan waa laga wada dhintay kaligaa ha isu malayn in cuqubadii sagaashameeyada dhacday in ay kali kugu tahay, marka illaah waxaan kaaga rajaynayaa samir iyo calool adayg. waxaad is barbar-dhigtaa adiga iyo qof reerkoodii oo dhan la laayey, sida uu ku sugan yahay, calool adayg waa alle wehelkii---ayey somalidu ku maahmaahdaa.
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| | Unrecorded Date To: kamal This was the one of the best joke that I ever heard of. keep it going bro . Saxiib aad iyo aad ayaan ula dhacay sheekadaan waxaan se kaa codsanhayaa in aad noo soo gudbisid wixii kale oo aad haysid.
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| | Unrecorded Date damn u guys suck especially the person who post this message,(leila) please sista stop emarassing yourself, and come up with something funnny, it seems like the girl was you? once again stop calling yourself ugly, bye
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| | Unrecorded Date To: the muthufackah..aussie... word up nigga get a life first as my brother said befow..who u gonna love if u don't love u own people as my brother said..befow aussies wish to see you dead in the corner of the street and would't give shit to YOU dark ass so plz..IF U don't like somaliian don't come to our respectfull place. DON'T THINK I'M STRANGE PERSON>>>> i know u fat ass hang out around Carlton or"JOOCE NIGHTCLUB" OR somewhere in melbourne but i'll catch.. and u 'll be done cuz u allready fucked for life ..and when i see u u know what i'm gonna do "take u wit right left left right u toothless....and u say goddam those somalian r ruthless" nigga watch u back cuz somlian r smoking up the programs... To: ladan and Mr cool here is big hi from me and my whole crew see ya 4 now
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| | Unrecorded Date This is my first time in this page, so i would like to send my love and good wishes to somali teens all over the world. sorry i don't know how to write in somali, but i'm learning. hope to hear from you. and what is with this freak aussie.
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| | Unrecorded Date I am soooooooooo proud to be a somalian.....And for u ((AUSSIE WANNA BE)) where in Australia do u live??? Coz if u live in Melbourne i hope to god that u stay safe bro/sis......coz U will never know what these somali brothers will do to u if they find u...... If they gave all the money in the world to change my natio i would never do it...COZ I LOVE BEING A SOMALIAN FEMALE........ To 4REALDAWG I know who u r bro.i've seen u in carlton....And i think ur HOT wanna hook up bro???? ((JOKE)) MAY PEACE COME UPON U AUSSIE ((WHO EVER U R))
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| | Unrecorded Date hey wazup foxy18, wanna hook up with me this is my E-mail chuck99@hotmail.com and my # is 415 258-9874 i live is san fransisco california and iam 45yr old, good looking/sexy very very sexy if u wanna see my picture go to www.gocities/bahmah/chuckky's.com
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| | Unrecorded Date hey wazup foxy18, wanna hook up with me this is my E-mail {mohamed99@hotmail.com) and my # is 415 258-9874 i live is san fransisco california and iam 45yr old, good looking/sexy very very sexy if u wanna see my picture go to http://www.gocities/bahmah/chuckky's.com
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| | Unrecorded Date dont get confuse its me, i just posted two massages at the same time w/out knowing dont use the chukky99 e-mail coze i forgget the password and i cant get in no more, use the mohamed99 one ok thnx honey bye
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| | Unrecorded Date To mohamed99 lol old man.why the hell would i wanna hook up with u...?? sorry man but ur 45 YEARS OLD........no man who's 45 is good looking.............If u where ONLY 20 or 21 then hell yeah................sorry bye DADDY
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| | Unrecorded Date to mohamed listen Grandpa this not a place where you can pick up girls O.K! if your so disprate then pay someone or something because I don't think anyone in this place wants your sorry ass!! If you couldn't get a women by 45 Bro then trust me no wants your you! this is where most of us come for a joke not to hook up with someone everyone actually has a life so learn to respect and stop posting these darn messages
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| | Unrecorded Date AAAAAAHHH... THIS IS SOMALI #99999999999....AUSSIE, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I HAD YOUR ADDRESS?...JUST BY LOOKING UP YOUR IP(INTERNET PROTOCOL) NUMBER?.....you obviously are not computer literate...dont open doors, take my words of advice.. Mohamed
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| | Unrecorded Date wassup y'all...u peep's are hillarious..i mean damn all y'all responding to everything and the the granpa tryin' to hook up..(give it up papa) N-Eways all i'm sayin is big ups to all the jokes and keep em commin' aiight...and if they don't get up there pass em on ma' way ..baby_G@tupac.com aiight peace out y'all im outie outie bout it bout it!!
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| | Unrecorded Date Thanks all for ur wwonderful contributions ,though the main aim of the forum was jokes ,i can see how it really change from being a joke place untill that idiot posted those hate note, well there was 4realdawg and then foxy.. the point is the aim of the page was completed changed, i think that idiot got what he was looking( i hate to call "he")just wanted to distrupt good time here. to mohamed99 well if you are not an old man then You behave like one........with that. PEace All
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| | Unrecorded Date to foxxy18 damn girl you didnt have to go that far, all i wanted was YES or NO for 45 years i had a new women each year,,, and to tell u the true this is the first time a somalian women ever turn me down,, damn girl u broke my heart,,, but is all good no hard feelings for u sis,,,coze i was expecting either YES or NO, BYE NOW,, I GET TO FIX MY BROKEN HEART,,,,,
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| | Unrecorded Date my dears sis and bro. first we need to respect each other . This is not our countri , i think we should all be happy been somalia .Because we are speceil for who we are , thank God. So look in you self , we are smarte and nice to. So bro or if think you are white kisse my ass. AND first of all get a liv ok
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| | Unrecorded Date CNN cut the crap. It is not like you're going to win the Noble Price. I am sick and tired of Preaching. PARCTICE WHAT YOU PREACH
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| | Unrecorded Date To: BAGGIO-MAHA: Wzup Bro. LOUGHIN OUT LOUD...U know who Diz iz N.I.G.G.A? Diz is the ONE and ONLY ONE T.B.O.N.E. Yeah... Give It Up!!! Man, did not know ya be commin in here...by the way, thanks for backing up my girl W.I.T.C.H.Y. She is hilerious isn't she? she crackz meeeeee R.O.L.L.I.N. to the ground with her jokes. She my Q.U.E.E.N. - G.I.R.L.! and She will alwayz be! Tbone :)> 1 4 3 ........ 1 4 3, 2 <(: WiTcHy "May Allah shower us with His blessings, and may both of us live in harmony and in happiness ever after" People, Throw Ya Handz up in the Air and say Aamin...aaaaaaammmmmmmiiiiiiinnnnnn! peace!
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| | Unrecorded Date whuz up all my niggez, respect.
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