     ANAS | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 11:42 am
Guarenteed laugh or your will get your time back.
A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon.
The wife, being embarrassed by her husband's loud
snoring, decided to bring a needle to the next
service with her and poke him when he nods off.
The next week when they were in church the
husband, as always, fell asleep. When the
preacher asked, 'Who created the Earth in 6 days
and rested on the 7th?' The wife stuck her
husband with the needle and he jumped up and
exclaimed, 'Oh my God!'
The preacher said, 'That's correct.' And the
husband sat down mumbling to himself.
He soon fell asleep again and when the preacher
got to the question, 'And who died on the cross
to save us from eternal damnation?'
The wife stuck her husband again and he jumped
up and exclaimed, 'Jesus Christ!'
And the preacher said, 'Right again.'
With this the husband fell suspicious of his wife
and decided to catch her in the act.
The husband pretended to fall asleep while
keeping an eye on his wife when the preacher said, 'What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus
was born?' The wife started to poke her husband
again, but before she could the husband jumped
up and exclaimed, 'If you stick that damn thing
in me again, I'm going to break it in half!' |
| Mh | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:11 pm
To Anas
I already read that story, and I want u to stop copying the story from the other people and come with your own stupid. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:17 pm
Dude you are just stupid for no reason, and I am not trying to be a negative it is just not funny |
| Muna | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:25 pm
To Anas:
Babe that was really funny.I laughed as usual,I can always depend on you to do that.Thanks!And don't pay any attention to this Mh character he has no clue as to what a good joke is,he is really not worth criticizing!Hon,you go ahead and do your thing,we're right behind just dying to laugh hysterically one more time!
To Mh:
Orod oo soo deynsoo caqliga lagu fahmilahaa wuxu Anas noo sheegey!Lacag la aan hadey ku heysoo noo sheeg aan ku qaaraanee!Sidaas iyo nabadgalyo.
Until next time,peace,love and craziness!
Muna. |
| ATLANTAMAN | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 03:55 pm
HEY THAT WAS VERY FUNY, IT IS SO SAD THAT SOME OF US DOESNT HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR. BUT KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. |
| anas | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:03 pm
To Muna!!!!! as always I really appreciated your comments and the way you have responded to those guys. Muna let me ask you this Are you sure you are not my other half? I can see you laughing saying you wish, yeh you right I wish. How about this Muna WILL YOU MARRY ME? HAAAAA HAAA HAA funnnnnnnny. you will ask me why? I will say coz I love you? you will say but you don't even know me and I don't know you either? of course we don't know each other but I don't know I just love you.
Girl do I sound like typical somaliman or what? no offense I am one them. After several attempts now I know better. I was just trying to be funny please don't get mad at me. All I am trying to say to you Muna, you are so sweet, nice, gentle, respectful, openmind, smart and have sense of humor. I should say you are the woman that every somaliman dreams on. and I am really really happy to have you here. keep up the good work, this community needs you, we need you.
To ATLANTA MAN. THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS & SUPPORT BRO. I APPRECIATED THAT |
| anonymous | Friday, November 24, 2000 - 09:09 pm
you are stupid and I'm telling you that you don't even know how stupid you are. You need to come up with your own thoughts even though this is a joke but it doesn't make ppl to laugh but it makes ppl to curse you stupid. you don't even know what you are talking about. |
| Bigbrother | Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 04:35 am
It did make me laugh, and I really found it very fanny. but come on guys, if u don't find it fanny or if you have seen it before why don't you just move on, and check one of his other staff. I am sure u will laugh if u ever laughed in your live of course. you have no reason what so ever, of dissing the guy. A lot of ppl are waiting what he is going to write next. I am one of them.
N.B. English is my 3rd language, so I do apologize if I don't made myself clear, and I hope you at least understand me.
Bp. |
| 9 | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 03:18 am
anas Ur one of most stupitest person ever''''''''' |
| Yasmine | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 03:58 am
babe U r stupid for no reason coz your joke was not funn att all so babe boy give it up!!!!!!!!1
n babe u r so enoying so stop make to say the negative things........Maybe next time if u have better joke so GIVE IT UP |
| BROWN SUGA | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 06:15 am
ANAS
baby don't listen to none of these ppl cause they can't crack jokes just like you. that joke was of the hook. I founded it really funny. I also find most of your jokes funny.so don't listen to what any of these people say keep up the good work.
brown suga |
| juliet-00 | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 07:04 am
naaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa anas
hun dont listen to anyone of them. they
just mad cuz they couldnt think
of it first. dat was funny
waalhi. i couldnt stop lol.
it was funny. and if u wana
copy yo jokes go rite ahead.
just cuz they saw it dont mean
da rest of us did. dis was my
first time seeing dis joke. and
i luv it. dat was funny.
loooooooooooooooooooooooool.
and for all u haters dont hate
apperciate what da dude is doing
for us. man keep it up. lol
u are funny. funny as hell.
i was cracking up. lol.
keep up da good work...
lol
peace n luv
juliet
ps.
dont hate on da guy.... if u do watch yo back.....
looooooooooool now dat was funny... |
| Ilham | Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:53 pm
To the bro and sis who defend anas & anas himself
These whole discussion was one of the crapiest discussions I ever heard & I find it no fun at all. Besides that, it's all about christian ppl N we R Muslim. We don't wanna know about what happens to Christain ppl when they R @ their church! U should come up with jokes that has to do with somali couples, not Chritain couples!
To those who defend anas
Make sure U know what a joke is
P.S.
I waste my time reading this crapy staff so I need my time back.
If U find what I said offensive, plz don't take it serious. It's only my opinion.
Whish U all a happy Ramadan! |
| hannah | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 01:39 pm
god do you own the place or what i came on this somali thing once a year and all ways see your name
good on you bro
you make me laugh |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:07 am
ILHAM thank you for catching ANNAS virus after
they stole our country they still behind our
religion to all stupid Somalis look before you
say I love this stupid stories hohohohohoho!!!
to annas no cheap thing here you will hear me soon
white dode. |
| ANAS | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 03:32 am
To all!
Thanks for all of who made positive comments on my posting. Thanks also for those of who made the negative comments about my posting, I am thanking you coz you spend your precious time to write some thing that you thought it would help me or encourage me that how see it. Common now why you all hating, what is up with that, why coz I posted something about charges and christanity, Ask your self or read the joke again, was it something good . You sound like I am trying to teach you something about christanity, Hell no that was not my aim and I am not christian either. For those of you who thought that I am white dode like ANNON. I am not I am a dark like a chocolate inside out, meaning the good way.
Annonymous!!I hope you understand somali coz I am gonna say something in somali language.
Walaal waad ii gaftay oo waxaad iigu yeertay Nin caddaan ah, aniga iyo caddan kaaf iyo kala dheeri. Ilaaahay ayaan ka magan galay, faafin diin aan islaam ahayn. waxaan u maleyanayaa moral-ka sheekada ma aadan fahmin. Ku noqo oo marlabaad aqri kadibna waxaad ii sheegtaa inaan christian inaan caayay iyo inaan faanshay.
NOTE: PLS DON'T CALL ME WHITE DODE OR NON-MUSLIM NEXT TIME.............THNKS
Peace and love my ppl |
