Skip to main content

 

.

 

 

.

SomaliNet Library

SomaliNet Forums Archives: Before May 2001

Yes, thanks to SomaliNet Communuity, Somalis took advantage of the internet at its infancy!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nasty Mommy Mommy Jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMIRA@4U2NV

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 02:51 am
son: Mommy Mommy! I don't like tomato soup!
mom: Shut up, we only have it once a month.

son: Mommy Mommy! why are you moaning?
mom: Shut up and keep licking.

son: Daddy, Daddy, what's a transvestite?
dad: Shut up and unhook my bra.

son: Mommy, Mommy, what's an orgasm?
mom: I don't know dear, ask your father.

daughter: Mommy, Mommy! Why don't I have a big thing like Daddy's between my legs?
mom: You will when you're older, dear!

son: Mommy, Mommy, I don't wanna be a daddy
mom: Shut up and get in bed.

son: Mommy, Mommy! Can I get pregnant?
mom: Of course not dear, you are only seven years old.

son: Daddy, Daddy what is incest?
dad: Shut up and suck.

son: Mommy! Mommy! What's oral sex?
mom: mmmrmmph mumble mumble mmhhh mmrph mmumble!

son: Mommy, Mommy! Why does Daddy's dick taste so bad?
mom: Shut up and give your sister another tampon.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 02:56 am
MAN THAT JOKE IS DEEP SISTER BRING SOME MORE ON WILL YA COS WE LUV THOSE THINGS

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMIRA@4U2NV

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 02:57 am
YEAH BRO/SIS I WILL THANKS FOR THE 411

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

YASMINE

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 08:12 am
SAMIRA,

SIS THAT'S NASTYYYYYYY , BUT FUNNY TOO ... IT'S
ORIGINAL OF COURSE THE GUYS WILL ENJOY READING THIS ONE ...

I LIKE THE PART WITH THE TOMATO SOUP (LOLOLO)

LATER ...

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMSAM

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 10:06 am
THANX GIRLFRIEND THIS JOKE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD
TOO FUNNY FOR ME I WAS CRAKIN UP THERE MAN
LOL
SEE YA

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

naimo

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 10:10 am
SIS THIS JOKE IS TOO ORIGINAL
KEEP IT UP MAN
OBVIOUSLY THE GUYZ WONT GET THE TOMATO SOUP
PART WILL THE

LOL.......
I'M OUT
SEE YA

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMIRA@4U2NV

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 10:14 am
thanks for the feedback ya'll i really appriciate it and i will keep it up naimo see ya look out for my next joke coming soon on this SITE

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 06:59 pm
GARBAGE!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 07:55 pm
I don't know about you guys, but
!!I DON'T GET IT !!

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

maryam

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 03:49 am
hey i just read that joke and it waz soooooooo funny i nearly peed in my pants thanx sis i needed that
lolololololololol

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMIRA-GONNA-HIT-YA-WITH-69

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 11:49 am
BIATCH AZZ HOE SAMIRA GET LIFE AIIGHT.

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

duqa

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 08:03 am
That was nasty and forbidden incest is too bad if you like to have with you daddy or yourmom good for but don't •••• the people okay your are really hoe
that's my set peace bitch ass hoe
y'all sick as mother that's not funny
THAT'S INCEST IS BULLSHIT

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

Anonymous

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 03:20 am
Samira girl you so nasty yourself huh girl i give it to you u DE bomb ok

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

SAMIRA4U2NV

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 03:23 am
TO ALL THOSE PEEPS WHO LIKED (MY JOKE) I MUST STRESS THANKS YA'LL AND TO THOSE OTHER IGNORANT REBADIYO WHO NEVER HEARD OF THE WORD JOKE YA'LL CAN DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE AND BURY YOURSELFS COS IMA DO WAT I WANNA DO OK REGARDLESS OF WHAT YOU •••• FACES THINK OK

Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  

NacKima

Monday, December 04, 2000 - 03:56 am
Word up!!
such a horny family INCEST!!!