     Sweet_Queen | Friday, December 01, 2000 - 07:42 am
Hi everyone just wanted to share some jokes with ya. I won't take all the credit cos some of these are my cousins. I hope you all enjoy them.
You know your somali.....
You go to a wedding for the free bariis.
If you shout down the phone reciever because you think it's long distance, (Heeeelllooo0000ooooo).
If you buy the largest Hi fi system b'cos you think the speakers will be louder.
If you have no doors on your kitchen cupboards.
If your watch hangs all the way down your elbow.
If the only way you can memorize is by getting 10 lashes to the body (OUCH!)
If the computer your now reading from this is not yours!!
If belts, clothes hangers, and telephone wires traumatize you.
If you know all the words to the song "We are the world".
If you see yourself on CNN, CBS & BBC.
If you re-use cooking oil.
(For females) If you really think that uunsi kills B.O. (OH PLEASE HONEY, YOU KNOW YOU DO!)
(For females)If you really think that your worth more than a camel, (YEH WHATEVER!)
(For guyz) If you have more scars on your legs than a Vietnamese war veteran.
(For parents) If your child can't write a complete sentence but can nail a jumpshot.
If the batteries on your remote controll are held together by a piece of tape.
AND PPL, ALWAYS BE PROUD TO BE WHAT YOU ARE!! |
| SWEETLADY | Friday, December 01, 2000 - 10:24 am
YOU ARE RIGHT FOR THE MOST PART AND THOSE ARE ORDINARY LIFE SYTLE WHICH MOST OF US ENCOUNTER. |
| osman | Friday, December 01, 2000 - 12:33 pm
Common gals,that is not true,maybe is true to ones from bush, gals slow dawn and stop talking like the computer |
| Somali-Psycho | Friday, December 01, 2000 - 01:42 pm
I must confess....
you are bloody cool....Is like reading the
my own biography
Somali Psycho |
| Sweet_Queen | Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 08:50 am
Hey guys i'm glad you enjoyed them, and don't take them seriouse cos we made them up for a laugh ok.
Take care
Sweet_Queen |
| A.J. | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 05:09 am
Asalaamu Calaykum
Well what Can I say sweet_Queen that waz just right freaky funny, but can u make the
(Farah) + (Xalimos) STYLE? LOL LOL
I heard of it, i will post a copy next time coz i'm in a hurry...
Hey that waz funny made me laugh... I like the one that goes "If u buy the largest Hi-Fi system, coz u think the speakers r louder" LOOOOL word that waz funny boo keep that up...
Londonstyle rocks
Hey cuoisin ppl seem to forget u were part of it too huh well nice one too that waz a team work I guess LOL
Peace N love |
| Ikran | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 12:53 pm
Mannnnn, This joke was off the hock. I really liked it. But man, you got me on that part when you said.
you know your somalian "If the computer you are now reading from is not your |
| OFF DA HOOK | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 12:42 pm
u know what! most of these things r tru and i got to give it 2 u
u made me laugh sooooo much THAT WOZ OFF DA HOOK
keep up da good work
LOL YALL |
| INDEPENDENT | Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 05:48 am
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, GIRL THAT WAS OFF THE HINGES, I LIKE THE ONE ABOUT THE HANGERS AND BELTS TRAUMATIZING U" HEY THAT IS TRUE, AND THE REMOTE, OURS IS TAPED RIGHT NOW, AND SORRY BUT THIS COMP. IS MINE. |
| LONDONTHUG | Sunday, March 11, 2001 - 08:51 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAAHA_AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA--AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA WAIT- WAITAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAU NOWAHAHHAAUHAHHANOOWAHAHHAAHA U NOW AHAHAHAHHAHAH THIS WAS FUNNY AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA ESPECIALLY DA ONE OF UNSII AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH U GOT OUR SISTERS LOL HAHAHAHAHHA ANYWAY IT'S FUN AKAKAKAKKAKKA I CAN 4GET THIS LOL AKAKAKKA |
