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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): WHAT KIND OF SIDE EFFECTS DOES MASTERBATION HAS
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Anonymous

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 09:25 am
YEAAAA WHATS UP BROTHERERS AND SISTERS.

CAN ANYONE TELL ME 10 THINGS I SIIGADU KUU DHIMAYO
PHYICALLY AND MENALLY.

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mmmmmm

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 10:46 am
yo I dont care whateva you saying
I will be doing my siigeysiga cuz
dat only thing I have..damn
you know somalian chicks dont give up
thing... so I stick my siigeysi

peace yo

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Anonymous

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 01:16 pm
MMM,LISTEN MASTERBATOR

MASTERBATION EFFECTS YOUR BODY,IT CAUSES ILLNESS
IT BRINGS WEAKNESS ,SO PLEASE STOP IT FIND A WHITE GIRLFRIND,SHE WILL GIVE SOME PUSSY.

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G

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 11:00 pm
DATS RIGHT G GET SUM SUM PUSSY THEY R EVERYWHERE BUT REMEMBER TO USE PROTECTION OR ELSE U MIGHT GET AIDS UR FIRST TYME U INSERT UR •••• IN TO DAT HOLE RIGHT THERE •••• MAN

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ruff1

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 03:02 am
Yo WANKER UR A SAD DUMALI MAN GET A GIRL AND GET A LIFE

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EX

Friday, December 08, 2000 - 02:22 pm
HEY BRO,
NOW THIS IS COMING STRAIGHT FROM MY HEART BRO, ITS ABOUT THE ONLY EXPERIANCE I CAN ADVISE SOME ONE ON. TWO MAONTHS AGO I DECIDED NOT TO WANK ANY MORE. I USE TO LOVE WANKINK I DONT KNOW WHY? I HAVE HAD A STRING OF GIRL FRIENDS AND SEX PARTNERS BUT NO MATTER WHAT, I JUST HAD TO HAVE A WANK BEFORE I WENT TO BED AND WATCH A LOT OF PORN.
SINCE THEN, I FEEL A LOT STRONGER MY BODY SEEMS TO BE MORE SOLID AND BECAUSE OF THIS, I AM A LOT MORE SELF ASSURED. AND TO JUST FINISH IT OFF, I AM A LOT MORE HYGENICALY CLEAN.
TRUST ME BRO I AM TALKING FROM A LOT OF EXPERIANCE, BACK IN THE COLLEGE DAYS, I USED TO BE A BAD,BAD,BAD BOY AT ALMOST ANY SPORT AND ESPECIALLY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I FOUND MY NEW HOBBY OF SEX,PORN AND WANKING, THAT WAS IT. THE GYM BEGUN TO BE DIFFICULT 'COUSE I WOULD ALWAYS BE HURTING A MUSCULAR, FOOTBALL WAS A NITEMARE, ALWAYS DAMAGING A KNEE OR BACK. I DID NOT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING TO ME! I USED TO RUN AROUND FOR 90 MINUTES NONSTOP AND NOW THE FIRST TEN MINUTES AND WOULD BE KNOKCED OUT AND FEELING SICK READY TO THROW UP WITH EVERY PART OF MY BODY IN DEEP UNHEALTHY PAIN. I WAS AND DID LOST MY FAVOURATE SPORT. TRIALS FOR "QPR" WERE OUT OF THE WINDOW, AND SO WERE TRIALS FOR "WESTHAM".
IT NOW HAS JUST BEEN TWO MONTHS SINCE I LAST STOPPED, BELEIVE ME I TRIED VERY HARD BEFORE WITHOUT ANY JOY BUT SOMEHOW NOW, I DONT WHAT HAPPENED "THANK GOD" I JUST LOST ALL THE FEELINGS FOR IT.(WANKING, NOT SEX!). AND BECAUSE I ONLY HAVE SEX ONCE A WEEK OR MAY BE TWICE A WEEK SOMETIMES NON IN A WEEK, MY SEX NOW LASTS MORE THEN TWO MINUTES! MY BODY IS COMING BACK TO SHAPE I PLAYED FOOTBALL WITH MY YOUNGE NEPHEWS THE OTHER DAY AND BELEIVE ME PLEASE DO BELEIVE ME ONLY THEN DID I RUBBER STAMPED THE FACT THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF WANKING VERY FREQUENTLY THAT DID BRING MY DREAM OF PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TO A PAINFULL END.
I MEAN I WAS RUNNING, TACKLING FELT STRONG AND BALANCED WITHOUT ANY PAINS IN MY BONES FOR AT LEAST 40 MINUTES! WHERE I USED TO ONLY MANAGE 10 BEFORE AND GO OUT BECAUSE I WAS DIZZY AND SICK!.
I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT ITS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME EVER SINCE AFTER MY BIRTH 23 WINTERS AGO...
TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT AM TALKING ABOUT.
ALL THE REST OF YOU WHO READ THIS CAN SAY WHAT EVER YOU'LL WANT, ALL I KNOW IS EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU HAS TRIED WANKING OR IS STILL A WANKER SO DONT TRY TO SAY OTHERWISE 'COUSE DEEP, DEEP DOWN IN YOUR HEART, YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE IT OR IS STILL DOING IT. MY ADVICE TO YOU WILL BE IF YOU DONT DO IT A LOT, TRY TO DO IT EVEN LESS FREQUENTLY 'COUSE SLOWLY YOU WILL REACH THE POINT WHERE YOU CAN NOT GO TO SLEEP UNTILL YOU HAVE ONE!
FOR THOSE WHO ADDICTED LIKE I WAS, I KNOW EVERY TIME YOU "CUM", YOU REGERT IT AND SAY TO YOUR SELF THAT WAS THE LAST WANK I WILL EVER DO AND JUST KEEP ON FINDING YOURSELF THE NEXT DAY OR EVEN THE FOLLOWING DAY AT IT AGAIN. ITS VERY HARD TO GIVE IT UP I HAVE NOT USED ANY SPECIAL KIND OF GIVVING UP TECHNEQUE, IT JUST HAPPENED AND I HOPE THAT DAY COMES SOON FOR YOU.
YOU ALL TAKE IT EASY NOW, AM OUT.

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CHARLIES ANGLES

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:29 am
ALL YOU HANDICAPS MAKE US SICK

* MASTERBATION

* WHITE PUSSY

EX, YOU ALL ARE A DISGRACE TO THE SOMALI RACE


PEACE OUT
TOTTENHAM GALS

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sijuigirl

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 02:45 pm
the best way is when
you are inlove if you think
about the person you will be enjoying
try it-----it can be testful haaaaaaaaaaaaah
iam hot already,
it's narutal thing---you ppl

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OWM OLDER WOOLWICH MANS

Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 10:24 am
STOP YANKING PEOPLE AND TRY LET THE WHITE GIRLS DO IT FOR YOU i HAVE LINKS IN KENT IF INTERESTED.
CHARLIES ANGELS YOU TOTENHAM HOES BRING YOUR BODY'S TO THE REWIADS AND GET LAUGHT AT.

BIIIIIAAAATTTTCCCHHHSSS

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FROM WOOLWICH MANS!!!! AKA NOTORIOUS

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SABAX

Friday, December 15, 2000 - 11:27 am
Bunch of faggotz.....that is all..another story gone bad