     STUDBOY | Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 04:48 pm
SOME FUNNY (S.H.I.T)
In order to assure the highest levels of quality
work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained, throughour program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.).We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of
S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who do not take their S.H.I.T. will be
placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs(D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Employee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since your managers took S.H.I.T.before they were promoted, they do not have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, because they are full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job, training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get
S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training Special High Intensity Training(H.O.T.S.H.I.T.). Thank you.
Boss In general Special High Intensity Training
( B.I.G S.H.I.T).===== |
| OHIOstud | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 06:38 am
That was Gross!! u got me laughin'>
:-) |
| KasaNova:UK | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 07:00 am
Who do u work 4 mate 1st Security??? Cuz I've heard it B4 |
| KoolSexyGurl | Thursday, December 07, 2000 - 08:33 am
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| DuH | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 07:35 pm
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DuH |
| THE PIMP | Friday, December 08, 2000 - 11:00 pm
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WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE ATLEAST GET THE JOKE RIGHT.
lol...ooh dangg head. |
