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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (August 2000): what on EARTH art thou know about THY brilliant HISTORY?
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Waryaa (Public user)

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Salama....

Once to get an opportunity that to open a page that itself proudes, intrigues, integity, bestows incredible wisdom of its left of full-knowledge, all of these demonstrates how we in deeply as in common, as in deminator love the lovest of our glisten background which is struggling today for only one aspect of to breath the atmosphere that already most of the nations takes in relishment breath, but as i hope in fully that in some awesome day that wakes our people to at least to witness the strive we will have, but that day is indeed requires too much concentration of unendless dilegent and as triple of cultimate to break its invinsible enemy as the people so-named only uncanny phrases "natural war against its creature". It is not inevitable to prevent the diffusion that dissemilated like untellabe "old tale". When we try to know what other people realized that how precious worthy to study our background as entire, not for fun, not for simple, not for any other beside but to know who THY ANCESTORY really art. First of the very, if we ask one so fragile question as one already may seem it is some kind of so absurd but it is necessary every soul in its nation to know that question "What do we know our history or have it"? Simple adequate to say, but so concrete to get an answer in direct form, with even with much hesistation. If the answer is so sufficient and efficient that we know our HIGHNESS history as well much as we go. But there is reason "we" don't mention, nor would (as i bronwsed the abode of sharing information of community) that no person or "perdaughter" attempted to talk about any subject or field that leads the great wonderous path of our prestige history. This page is only dedicated Somalians, whether they admire their splendor history or not, they might at least drop here in sometime to get what they will say not "rememberance" but "heart-to-update ones.

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Waa i kan (Public user)

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To: WARYAA

Haddaan runta kuu sheegayaa halkaan qosol iyo madadaalo ayaa loogu tala galay anaga siyaasad ha nala hoos ordin!

Ps: english-kaaga waa kii qarnigii 18aad (18th century) la isticmaali jiray.

Sorry it i'nt funny.................your story.

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Naayaa (Public user)

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Waryaa, since you talk about perdaughter, how about saying something about herstory instead of just focusing on history???.
Just wondering

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Waryaa (Public user)

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Salama....

"Waaikan"..duqa..i don't indicate to make my last upon passed "statement" for any reason as "funny" but only to tell our people if we "of course as i start" evoke them their vanished history.
^^^^Secondly....i knew as well as myself knew what it writes, thus whether my English is "Shakespeareans Age" or not, don't at least give me any counsel.

"Nayaa"...lol..i knew what kind of phrase "would it be to say "herstory"..but though some as u know or informed would irritate that phrase according to their "manpower" lol..but to me i would rather say if they weren't part of us.

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Nayaa (Public user)

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Waryaa,
"history", "manpower", "the man on the street", "average man"; "the thinking man" "brotherhood" hu-man; per-son all belong to the motherland. So let us hear about herstory and not hsitory!

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Waryaa (Public user)

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Salama....

Nayaa:...LOL...i don't create how to treat women for their position in this gloomy society..but fortunate to you now as it is better than ever that you are obviously enjoying your tremendious freedom...outonomy...soveriegn..so on..but as Folks who found the English langauge named this stupidity words for themselves as they were only literate men......therefore..we are still adhering what they created...

So once more to say that we "as simle me" can't change that law from "him" to "her" and everything between..but only one aspect that could do to adapt the new ones is unless the "conventional" allows to themselves.

Soo bari sis....nabadeey

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DrWho (Public user)

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Salamu Alaikum

To: Waryaa

Woow! At last I detected a somali man who is the same standing as me when it comes to English. I utterly and indivisible elated to see someone like you in this forum, I was alienated for long time, my dear I would advise you to speak the way you inscribated these articles it is very appealing compare to the what others are posting this forum. I find alot of these articles to be completely appalling. My father said to me while I was studying English “ My son When you are learning a language try to learn the most proficient way”. I think alot of our somali counterpart are not well aware of that the things they are writing is entirely frightful.

Keep the Good work bro!. By the way, Where are you posting from? I am from London “England”.

Salamu Alaikum

Dr Who

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Nayaa (Public user)

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Ow now we are glorfying colonial English. We threw that in the Atlantic. We are proud to speak "American alla gringo with creole spices and a sprinkle of espanol" We melting in the pot and we love it. (ps the gramatical errors is intentional as we said here, it is baaad and cool)
The Queen's English is for the elitist snob and the doctors wanna be
No hard feelings bros.
After all our language is the beautiful and rich Somali. I just wish I knew when to use shaqal dheer and shaqal gab!!!

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Waryaa (Public user)

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Salama...

Dr_Who...In the most recent to see as i deeply nor in profoundly to express your utmost and so vehemently in much more of incredible "compliments" that costs from a "man" in great deal as i guess in so very well done. Bro..First in the very of all, here as i translate in any denote i meant the previous statement of senctences was only how highly i regarded your mostly joyous of much appraising in ascertainly indeed..Bro..i appreciate your valuable words as it implied none but themselves and manifests us how deeply one in other to perceive.

Bro..don't surprise in the wonder of this wondrous world of full literate people and its an uncountable of educators of any field..once more to answer your question of the place i am sitting (seating) from is in Ontario, Canada..and itself doing what it should do of any course it gets of perchance it surpassed from atmosphere to belowsphere. Sir..once again i appreciate for that notified me where you are as well as the common specificlly we have in "mind", of course as already that was "is" the most precious gift to get upon in this as sometimes referred the depropable and nescience civization of colony of much westernize "theory" we do...but upraisingly i condemn for what they did in our prudent history as they "buried".


In other words...sis Nayaa..sis please understand clearly in the most enlightment as i perceived upon what we are discussing is not to pertinent to "shut-up-and-down" our valuable "mouth-mother-tongue" but enough only to express how we can share ideas and cultural "homogenously"...remember the name of the "page" is only dedicate to open our tradition as well as history, thus..we are still pursuing the scattered fingers of our background ..to study who we really are and where we belong..not to get the "that-guy-saids" or "according-to"..but our own demonstration and demeanor.....

Farewell..and quite peace as i prospect.....

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DrWho (Public user)

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Salamu Alaikum

Brother Waryaa! 10 out of 10 for the style of your last article. May I say, I am very well aware of that there are colossal educated Somali people on this earth, nevertheless I haven’t seen much in this forum.

Sis Nayaa! that was idiosyncratic Somali girl of you, I am certain that I am not here to degrade any species, therefore I say ; I prospect no adamantine savours as it were.

Brother Waryaa! I am glad to descry a such immense Somali aristocrat “ If you allow me to recapitulate you so”, I prospect you don’t mind me saying that or do you?.

By the way, keep the good work.

Salamu Alaikum Warahma

DrWho

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Waryaa (Public user)

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Salama....

To start as usuall not in any uncanny to begin but is an initialness..that let me myself to open the mouth as I can't do anything at this point..but it commands the "fingers" to translate what it has in its Central Nervous System, bro Dr-Who..as I am here to soluting you out from one of my belovest solute to you as my best wishes expresses how ones felt. Bro..I appreciate as ordinary that your not-long-time ago compliments and its ritual nobleness of "appreciative as always". That word as I may assume is one of the terrific words that keep the confine line of this society upon we are cherishing its tremendous an uncountable of the Almighty's gifts.
The last comment you left the article may in really seem like to me that a little humorous lol..i intend that upon describing me an "aristocrat" lol...but to tell you the truth words, I wouldn't feel nothing to bellicole it but rather to be proud and once more as u continued that if I could allow you to recapitulate me is a truelly in nothing to add as certainly almost that you are so OPEN to have any"thing" you request..and keep in mind that almost all of your requisition would be so glad to redeem them, no matter what it takes and it results. But to Honor you only....and as long as you are my guest!

As i am departing here..and so saying that so long to bye, that is enough and Peace as your soul...

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Idilphotmail.com (Public user)

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to: Dr. Who & Waryaa

The sister was right on target.

It is nice that you have developed a large vocabulary, however, a vast vocubulary is futile if it is not used correctly. Furthermore, what is the use of communication if you are unable to relate to individuals of diverse socio-economic strata? Since this is the joke forum, I will consider your overly embellished post as a joke and suggest that you take courses in creative writing and grammmar and share your knowledge instead of flaunting it so recklessly. It is not my intention to berate you as much as it is to encourage you to use the language properly and with consistancy. If you put too much sugar in the shaah and too much cusbor in the helib-bariis, you have to go without qaado. English is the same, too many spicy words and the true flavor is hidden, hence the article is useless. good luck

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Waryaa (Public user)

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Salama..

Idil===(__'---'__)

First in the foremost, i wouldn't dare to spare a time, but time itself would care its insouciant. When we posted those previous forums, we didn't simply mean to use uncountable verbiage words, but as well to communicate a real decent men--whom his life based on their knowledge--but unluckily your misconception turned out to be an "averice" of the words we ameliorated. Our--I myself and of course Dr.Who--wisdom based on how eluquent and elevated we are. There is no timidy we can afraid an individual's opinion; rather we deeply imply and illustrate how accumalated erudite in knowledgable we have.

If that--the knowledge-- offended you, we only then offered to you one phrase "there is a mood to feel sorry to yourself". Indeed, I (really am) didn't came here to argue the indisputable ones, but rather to share what was left our scattered back ground. However, even if that really makes you that your innocent blood to rise as high as it never had that tension. If that nervousness erupted like a tornado, then we feel sorry because we are NOT psychiarists to offer you any help in order to reduce that stress.

According to you, whom thinks it was a great "quote"..(tea that has too much sugar and food that has a salt of inedible). First clearify please, our messages do have a correlation and as well our words are pertain one way. Thus, that qoute in my visualization makes only to become so much recklessly aggravate qou.

There is no more necessary "vice verca" to put in this message; we all know if one showed up how he (she) intelligently behaved, there as you may not anticipate appeared a critize as though a hell liquid of blood from their blood. I wonder even if their greedy has a hostility to their brothers who has their sympathetic, jovial, and exult toward to them. There is no wonder--as i thought it was imperative to put this in very first sentences--that since whom we are "communicating" are SOMAALI (known as the most adamant and stationary pertinacious people on this earth). The better chance you have to give a counsel, the more scathing you get as a return.

I tend not to have input all those stuff, but it was necessary to notify you mostly. Sis..please understand clearly how this privilege expand in those days and feel a kindly to allow your brothers to have that auspicious.

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Nayaa (Public user)

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Idil,
Bros Waryaa and Dr. Who are both gentlemen with class. I posted my previous message as a joke. It was not my intention to diverge from the initial topic/subject by Waryaa.

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Anonymous

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Instead of highling laguage perfection
which belong to another culture and way of thinking, it is appropriate to address other
topics to which YOU( waryaa, dr who , idil ) are perfectly capable handling.
It seems to me is a waste of intellect on your part .
For example start suggesting how to give the
same opportunity and the luck of reading ,
understandimg and appreciating the genius of
world literature as you perhaps had to as many as possible somali little boys and girls who are fighing to see just another day-light.
Please note this is not a philosophical querry

HOOLAAL 2

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Anonymous

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Waryaa,,,,,nobody understand the crap you wrote bro....

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observer

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to anonymous
it was not inteded for someone with a low level IQ

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Waryaa

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Salama....

Tribute goes on you, chief!

Observer===(__'---'__) :---) *lol*

Bro, Well, what may I say about your figuration of how exactly and precise you reacted toward to this 'jejune' personna-specie. Indeed, that was what I really would describe his unnecessary suggestion. His incapability art-of-language does bother us NOT, but it bothers itself by not having an opportunity that overcomes of what untutor he is.

Quite Peace:::

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Jeego

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All I can say, your ill-bred with dictionary.

ingriis luuqadiina ma'ahan haddana mataqaanan.

Remember, little knowladge is dengerous to the idiots?!

Verdict.

Your stupids send to Uni.

Ama Soomaali.

Nin isfaanshay waa ri is nuugtay =
=I mean ri oo ah lesb.)?!!

Insensate waaxid.

viva afka-hooyo.