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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): Saabuun waligaa ma ku siigeysatay NIMANKA LEE
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Mursal

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 07:09 am
Ragoow anaka kaliyaan nahee...car gabar ha soo gasho :_)))

Meeqo maraad cali fanax saabuun ugu raaxeysay maxaana kaa raacay???????????????????????????

Aniga bahasha iyada ah waan jeclahay, haddii shahaadooyin lagu bixin lahaana walaahi PHD aan qaadan lahaa...
Ala seey xabad vasaline

Duhurkii labo isdaba joogto saliida qadada aan qaato ka soo harto

Casarka xabad candhuuf kaliya bajaqyada ila shaqeeya futooyinka fiiriskooda waaye

inta la seexan ka hor xabad ween SAABUUN irish Spring la dhaho. macaan badan oo dheereey leedahay laakiin markaad dhameyso cali fanax wee ka oohisaa

Hadaa bahasha inkirto wali ciyaal maamaa tahay

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cunaaye

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 07:37 am
saabuun makusiigeysto ee waxaan ku siigeystaa
sariirta sida anigoo ku duljiifa my bitch
walaahi waxaana suubiyaa eveyday
waan dhimanlaahaa haddii aan cunta badan cunilahey iyo sport-suubin lahey hase ahaatee wali waan wadaa

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Lilwitch

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 03:54 pm
i don't undersand wha da hell u talking about?


Lilwitch

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DMX

Friday, December 22, 2000 - 05:13 pm
MURSAL
SHEEQ PROFISSONEL AAD TAHAY WALLAHI NOOCAASBA HADAAD U SIIGEYSATID,,
OO KAALEY ADIGA MA XABSIYADII YAMEN BAAD KU JIRI JIRTAY???????

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siigeyste

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 10:21 pm
Gosh!

Waraa kaligay ayaan umaleyn jiray inaan
saabuunta ku siigaysto ileen waa la ila
qabaa....... hada lakiin waan ka bar moosay
meeshaas.. Hada waxaan sa meeyaa gacmo siidays
waxaan u baah nahay ma jirto no saabuun no cream
nothing. jennefer Lopez ayan niyada
gashtaa waaba dhamaatay.....

Hala siigeysto waan idinka naxayaa..

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MURSAL

Saturday, December 23, 2000 - 11:13 pm
Siigeyste

Heer cajiib ah aa gaartay walaahi adiga Ph.d waa dhaaftayba Gacmo la'aan yaah.

Bahal dukaanka pornka lagu gado oo lubricant la dhaho aan shalay tijaabiayay, beelo waaye
bahalka runta ah gacantaad wee ka macaanaanee nooh.

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Doqon

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 05:36 pm
war anigu waxaan ahay nin 40sano waana soo maray waxaad ka hadlaysiin, marka barigii hore een siigaysan jiray waxaa lagu siigaysan jiray candhuuf, inta kor loo tuuro ayaa dhexda laga qabsan jiray. Marka adinku nasiib ayaa leedihiinbo sababtoo ah waxaad hesheen saabuun sugga xaataa ma murxaayo.bye Doqon

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masterbator

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 10:02 pm
lol waar saabuun waa nothing try hair gel lol

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Anonymous

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 02:47 pm
wuuuuuuuuuu,wwwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu,wuuuuuuuuuuu

hiiiiiiiiiiiii,hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,hiiiiiiiiiiii

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yare

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 04:26 pm
ahahahhahahahahahaha


damn

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mudane

Friday, December 29, 2000 - 05:04 pm
WAAWAREEEEY HALKAAN WAXAA ISKUGU YIMID NACASYADII UGU WAAWEEYNAAYEEN XAMAR WARYAADAHEE MALAHA WAXAAD EHEEYDEEN KUWI HOREY LOO SHEEGAY EE UU SIYAAD BARE IBTA HAAYEY OO YAA HOOYOOYINKIIN IDIINKA ILAALIN JIRAY? UFF UFF UFF QURUNKA NAGALA DURQA

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Realman

Friday, December 29, 2000 - 05:45 pm
Maxaa loo yiri Somalida waa isku dhaqan, diin iyo af. war dadkani maxey ku hadlayaan ma da'da lagu keeney Western Worldka ayey moodeen inay jiraan.

war diin soo malahidiin maxaad ku hadlaysaan war xishoodoo afkiina ceshta mise waxaad tihiin kuwii xaaraanta lagu habey xaaraan ku labistey xaaraan kusoo dhoofey ilaa hadan xaaraan cuno.

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JUSTICE

Friday, December 29, 2000 - 10:48 pm
war anigu saabuun ma isticmaalo ee waxaan ku sii daayaa sariirta oo aan ka tuleeliyey meesha dhaxe oo ku aadan isaga hoosna waxaa ka dhigay boonbale caag ah oo sida naagda u sameeysan maaba gacmaha isaga daalinayaa oo saabuun iyo wareer keenaya.

dhanka kale midkan dhahaya nacaskan magaciisana ku
sheegay mudane ee ku soo qoray hooyo ilmaheeda laga ilaalinaya waxaa oo kale wax aan horay u maqalnay ma ee waa mid adiga kuu gooni ah oo hadii
aad damacday ama lagaa ilaaliyey hooyadaa waa adiga iyo kugu kaligaa aaqirana xisaab baa kuu taal ee ka xaa xaabihee

dhanka kale ninkan la yiraahdo realman hadii aad soomaali tahay oo hadana dhalin yaro tahay waad ogtahay waxa laga hadlayo ee indhaha ha iska xirin
saaxiib siigeeysigu ceeyb ma'ahn ee waa mid laga yaqaano aduun weenaha oo dhan hadii aad u baahanthay waxaad fiirsataa type-ka ama cajaladda
vcr-ka la yiraahdo bleu streak oo aad ka heli doontid habka loo siigeeysto hadii aadan aqoon u laheeyn saaxiib.

ha idiin macaato aqayaarta

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 03:09 am
Saaxiibayaal,
Waxaan jeclaan lahaa fikradda ay diinta Islaamka ka qabto seegada. Waa arrin dhaqan u ah dhallinyaradii Soomaaliyeed ee Xamar ku soo barbaartay oo aan anigu ka mid ahay. Intaan dhallinyarada aheyn waan ka xishoon jirnay gabdhaha ama waaba ka cabsan jirnay, markaa gacanta ayaan biyaha isaga saari jirnay inagoo isticmaaleyna saabuun, candhuuf, iyo waxyaabo kale oo siibsiibma sida saliida Linnettiga ee tiibo Talyaaniga ah.

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Anonymous

Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 06:40 pm
GUURSADA OO ILAAHEY KA CABSADA.GABDHIHII IYAGANA SIDEY IIN SUGAYEEN AYEEY...... HEHEHEHE. WALAAHI WAAD IGA QOSLI SIISEEN WAAYO WAX AANAN FILEYN AYAAD KA HADASHEEN. MURSAL SXB JAAMACADA SEEGADA WAX WAAD KA DHIGI KARTAA. AYAAN AYAAN TV KA ARKEY DAD KA HADLAYA SEEGADA WAXAA JIRTA BIL AY KU XUSAAN SEEGADA WAXAAN U MALEYN IN AY AHEYD MARSO.WAA BISHA SEEGADA WAXAA KA HADLAYEY DAD SEX QABIIRO KU AH WAXAANA JIRA BUUGAAG KA HADLA SIDA LOO SEEGAYSTO.MURSAL WAX QOR DEE.

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JIIQLE

Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 07:49 pm
SIIGO PELLA AH WAA TAN MURAAYADA MUSQUSHA ADOO GADAASHAADA FIIRINAYA KALAJEEXAAGA QABO FOORARSO SI FIICAN U FIIRSO KU SIIGAYSO ADAA ISKA LEH THEN •••• HAD MFUCKER

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Anonymous

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 09:32 pm
LACNATULAAHI CALAYKUM UF UF

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Maclinka siigada

Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 04:52 am
To all:

waxaan siigeysanaayey muddo ilaa iyo toban sano ah.

waxaan ku bilaabay cali dhareerow, saaqsaaq & candhuuf.

waxaan udalacay Saabuun, shampo, cream & hairgel

waxaa u dalacay gacmo days labada cajar ama boodyahaaga lee guska ku qabo ee isku rug.

waan kadalacay hadda waxaan marooyaa Tubada qubeyska musqusha tan hoose xoog ufur kadib guska udhig garriirkaas aan ku siigeestaa.

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Anonymous

Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 10:41 am
Macalinka siigada looooooooooooooooooooooool saaxiib gacanaa kuu taagay lugna waa ku daray lol

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kaftan

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 03:22 am
KULIGIIN ILAAH HAY DIN CAAFIYO WAA CUDUR ALAHU MAA'NAJAYNAA WARYAA MAA NAAGO RAADSATAAN BALAAYO MASKAX WASAQBADAN WAR OGAADA DANBIGA AAD DADKA U SOO BANDHIGAYSAAN YOOMUL AQIRO WAA AY IDINKU MARQAATIFURAYAAN MARKA OGOW WAXA AAD SHEEGEYSAAN DAD MUSLINIMO LAGU DHALIYA AYAA TIHIIN HADASE MA'OGI WAXA AAD TIHIIN ALLAAHI HADIIKUM WA HADIINAA

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mulki

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 04:42 am
to all my brothers i agree with anonymouse3


saaxiib yaalo kuursada sidaan edeen sugey ney ayaan aniga xataa bilawney siiga anigadan hada idin lahad laaya muus ayaan gacanta ku heestaa markaan halkaan ka tago qolkeyga ayaan kalayaa shaqadana waan bilaabayaa runti. walaayaa aan esu emaano sedaan shaqo ma aha...

siigada qabdhaha waxaa u ku fiican me da maraka basbaaska iyo muus toghater....


mulki

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mulki

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 04:42 am
to all my brothers i agree with anonymouse3


saaxiib yaalo kuursada sidaan edeen sugey ney ayaan aniga xataa bilawney siiga anigadan hada idin lahad laaya muus ayaan gacanta ku heestaa markaan halkaan ka tago qolkeyga ayaan kalayaa shaqadana waan bilaabayaa runti. walaayaa aan esu emaano sedaan shaqo ma aha...

siigada qabdhaha waxaa u ku fiican me da maraka basbaaska iyo muus toghater....


mulki

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gurey

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 05:00 am
waraa masterbator waan ku kartey saxiib
waxaad a haan jirtey reer xaawo taago huh...
they always go to next lavel with out notice to reer dheg dheer. i know u masterbator no heard fellings..

saxiibyaalo siigada waxey uku macaatayeh markaa ku siigeysated police ka gaariga dhax deesa especial markey wado naag saad u feerineysed naagata ID geeta... that fills good ma dhah daa hee mise. naagta waxaa laga yabaa in ey iska kaa dhaafto.. markey aragto cali fanax oo xanaaq san...

reer siigo haanoo baxdo mise ha na gu taag naato.

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adan

Friday, January 05, 2001 - 09:06 am
Su,aal? Majiraa qof iska dhaafay? sideese ku dhaafay?

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Ceelbuur

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 03:47 am
Waryaada Ilaahbaan idinku dhaarshaye iska daaya hadallada gurracan sow iskuma xishootaan markaad waxaan oo kale soo qoreysiin

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Mursal

Monday, January 08, 2001 - 08:48 am
Macalimiinta waaween xaafad dhan oo loogu magac daray siigaada aa soomaliya ka jiri jirtay "SIIGALE" busta ka dhacdana looguma bixin.

Aniga shallay waxaan ka boromoosay Kali siigeysiga lol Bajaqdoo maalmo i diid diideysay aan shalay hotel keensaday baasho baasho aan bilaawnay, dhabar salsalaax iyo waxaas. Qofta markeey kululaatayna jooji lee afkeeda ka soo baxay. Aniga xanaaq, qofta sug aan ku dhahay abaayo dharka wali ha gashan hadiyad aan musqusha kaaga keena. Vasaline ee leedahay oo abuu carfaayo la dhahaan soo qaatay. cali fanax aan soo baxshay ayadoo i fiirineysana dhagahanaan u laabay. Macalimada sida la ii fiirsanaayay ayado biyaha iga imaan rabaan aa lugaha inta laga qaaday aa inta soo gal la i dhahay. Sida la wada og yahay waxaa jirta biyaha hadeey meel mar soo gaaraana inaan la joojin karin. Macalimada xabadkeedaan ku daadshay macsalaamaana ku dhahay. Gurigaan imaaday 4 fariin oo isku xig xigto oo af ingiriisi ah aa la ii dhahafay nooh ingiriiska ma isku fiicanan laakiin waxaan ka daremay qofta ineey markale waxaas arbtay. maanta labadeenaa isla siigeysanay markeey waxa imaan rabeena afkeey gashatay................... lol

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suraaye

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:36 am
waa salaamantihiin dhamaantiinwaxaa lagu maah maahaa nimaan siigeesan nin ma aha naag aan isfareena naag ma aha, siigada shahaada hadii labixin lahaa labo qof oo meesha ku jira ka qaadan lahaa mida kale bari waxa jiri jiray magalada baydhabo nin carab ahaa oo macalin ku ahaa siigada garbada beydhabo naagaha reerbaadiyaalka ku qabeysanaayo ku siigeesanjiray asagoo geed saaran oo cali fanaxna gacmo dees ooliyo u daadinaayo

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GUREY

Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 04:12 am
waad salaaman te hiin reer siigo.

sxb mursal macalimada si xun baad u gashey saxiib
in add dhah dey eheed macalimada aan ciyaar no kee nee ku dheerey siigada sxb.
la kiin ha u bexin reer siigo naag mise naag la aan waa nola naayaan.