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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Janury 23, 2001): STRICTLY 4 MY SHEFFIELDER`S(joke) ha ha
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JIGGA

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 04:28 pm
FIRSLY WHAZZZZZZZZUP!!!!!!!!!! U FARMERS.

ME SOMALI, U ENGRISI, HIM DORN O, SHE HANDICAB HONEST. ME NO LIAN, I SWEAR THE GOD, U FINE BOO(ran} JOKIN , I SWEAR. HAHA.

SECONDLY, SHEFFIELD IZ DEAD YO, IN FACT IT`S BEEN DEAD FOR TIME.

THIRDLY, ONE THING THAT WOZ GOOD ABOUT SHEFF WAZ, THAT THERE USE TO BE A WEDDING EVERY WEEK YO AND IT IZ KICKIN, THERE WAZ PLENTY OF DEM TAPES GOING AROUND PPL`Z HOUSES LIKE IT WAZ A MOVIE OR SOMETHING.

NOWADAYZ THA WEDDINGZ R GETTING SHITTER COZ PPL SPOIL DEM. U GET ME. IZ NOT GOOD TO DO THAT •••• COZ HOW WOULD U LIKE SOMEONE DOIN THAT •••• ON YA WEDDIN DAY?

DOES ANYBODY KNOW ABOUT THAT REWAAYAD THAT IZ SUPPOSE TO HAPPEN ON EID NITE OR SOMETHIN?

ANYWAYZ IF U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT SHEFF OR WHAT`S HAPPENING OR GOIN DOWN THEN HOLLA
BACK PLAYAZ AND PLAYA HATAZ.

AND TOO THA QUEENZ.
PEACE

AND

1 ONLY 1

LUVE

AND

X
XX
XXX

TO

MY

QUEENZ


JIGGA 4 EVER THIS IZ MY E- JIGGA_2000@MADENIGGAZ.NET

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SHEFFMAN

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 04:31 pm
YO THAT WAZ FUNNY , U GOT SOME FUNNY JOKEZ KEEP IT UP YO .

SHEFF REP

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HAA HA

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 04:33 pm
HAAAAAAAAAA I CAN STOP LAVIN YO . U TOOK THA PIZZ 4REAL NIGGA .


KEEP YA HEAD UP.

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AbaaYo

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 02:25 pm
HUH!,,,,,,,,,,What did u say that was funny?,,,Man ,,,,,I am still waiting the real joke here Ian't loughin cuz this is not Joke it's ••••,,,,,,,Yo heard,,,,,,,,sorry man I am mad to click this think and Not find Funny Joke here it Pizzzz me offfffff alright,,,,,,so next time ,,,,before u type make sure u know what u doing,,,,,,,alright ,,,,,,,,,Me,,,,,,Mad,,,,Like,,,,,This,,,,,:(,,,,,Me No lough,,,,,,,,Me No LikE Ur Joke,,,,,,,,,U Joke Baddddddddd

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JIGGA

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 09:12 am
YO ABAAYO U PUNK, THIS NOT MENT TO BE FUNNY IT`S MENT FOR MA SHEFFIELDER`S AIGHT U FARAH, U CHATTING •••• TRYIN BE JUDGE OR SOMETHING ,
WELL U MUST BE •••• JUDGE ON THA DSS, DSS, DSS,

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

STOP CRYIN U EDIOT I HAVENT STARTED YET SO CHILL.

BEYOTCH
U DON`T KNOW •••• ABOUT •••• U GET ME .

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Abaayo

Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 06:44 am
U suck man,,,,,Let me remind U somethin freak this suppose to be joke forum,,,,and also public next time make sure U have in mind ,,,,alright and forgetsake Stop acting wannabe,,,,,,dayum ,,,,atleast know how to act,,,alright
AND One more think ,.,,,,it looks like U need to improve ur spelling so keep trying nigga,,,

P.S. U DON'T KNOW •••• ABOUT ME AND U ALSO DON'T KNOW WHO U TALKING TO ALRIGHT ,,,BITCH/BASTERD,,,WHAT EVER U R
:),,,,,,,THIS IS JOKEEEEEEEE,,,,,FORUM,,,,,WRITE SOMETHIN FUNNY TO MAKE US FUNNY OTHERWISE U WILL NOT GET UR PAYCHECK ,,,SO DO UR JOB WELL,,,,:):):)

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CODE NAME

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 11:53 pm
GOOFY BITCH FROM SHEFFIELD
WITH HER FUCKING GOOFY TEETH AND FAT BODYGUARD
THINKS SHE SMART
WITH HER BOLD PUSSY
WITH A FLAT CHEST
BITCH U NEED TO GROW SOME TITTIES
WITH HER FUCKIN 4HEAD
SHE THINKS SHES BAD WITH HER FUCKING FAT BOUNCER.
WITH HER FUCKING DRUNK DAD
SHE GOES 2 A******** SCHOOL

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MADENIGGA THA DON

Thursday, March 01, 2001 - 02:35 pm
THIS MADENIGGA THA DON BITCH U GOOFY I KNOW WHO U ARE U GO TO THIS SCHOOL AND IS CALLED ...........
BITCH YO PUSSY STINKS LIKE HELL UNDERSTOOD
I BET U THAT U NEVER KISSED A GUY BUT U TRYNA CLAIM UHHHH
FUCKIN HO
BITCH WHY THA •••• DID U HAD TO COME IN SHEFFIELD IN THA FIRST PLACE UHHHHH UGLY GOOFY BITCH
BUSTA ASS BABY •••• U AND •••• ALL YALL FAKE BITCHES

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JIGGA

Saturday, March 03, 2001 - 04:11 am
YO ABAAYO UNEED TO GO BACK TO SKOOL.
LET ME TELLL U SOMETHING YEAH, EVEN MY TEACHERS AND PREACHERS COULD`NT REACH MESO HOW U GONNA REACH ME BEYOTCH.
I KNOW WHO U R SO DONT`T BE TRIPPIN.U GET ME AND I LIVE IN SHEFFIELD.
AND U GIVE HEADZ FO SHOW SISTA.

PEACE

AND

1**

LUVE

.

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LIL KIM 1

Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 12:38 pm
JIGGA U FUCKING BASTER WHAT THA FCUK U THINK U ARE
JAYZ NO U ARE NOT JUST A NOTHER SOMALI WHO WANNABE SOMEONE WHO ISEN'T DISGRASE TO OUR NATION FUCKING SOMALI WANNABE I BET U ARE ONE LONLY FCUKER WHO CANT GET SH1T THEN TRYING DISING OTHER PEOPLE THIS IS A JOKE FORUM STUPID BOY.


BYE LOSER.

AND LOTS OF LUV TO THE REAL SOMALI COMUNITY.

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MACALINKA

Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 04:42 am
To: Lil kim
so, you lol ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha wana be LIL KIM HO*ES T.Y.L. b*tch as* ho*e sh*t don't talk about someone else frist check your slef then help lil brothers b*tch
peace lil ho*eeeeeeeeee.
Macalinka