     Takeoff | Friday, January 05, 2001 - 03:15 pm
A mother had three daughters and, on their wedding night, she tells each one to write back about their married life.
To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a 'code' to let the mother know how their love lives are going.
The first one gets married to an Italian and the second day the letter arrives with a single message, simply: 'Maxwell House Coffee'.
The mother got the newspaper and checked the Maxwell House advertisement, and it says, 'Satisfaction to the last drop...'
So the mother is happy.
Then the second daughter gets married to a Jamaican.
After a week, there was a message that read: 'Rothman's Mattresses'.
So the mother looks at the Rothman's Mattresses ad, and it says, 'Full size, king size'.
And the mother is happy.
Then it comes to the third one's wedding to a Somalian. Mother is anxious.
After four weeks came the message: 'British Airways'. And the mother looks into the British Airways ad, but this time she fainted.
The ad reads: 'Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.' |
| Anas | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 05:16 am
To takeoff!
thank you for re-posting my joke, just kidding. Hey I just want to tell you that I 've posted this joke before, and it is in Archives before December16.
But hey I liked yours better than mind. the way you added the somalian man and the Jamaican. lol
Didn't believe me check it out for yourself, this this was the title:
TO:MUNA,AYAANICK,AMINA,LAMIA,HODAN,MALIKSHABAZ,WuDoG,MH,ATLANTAMAN,BRO M.C, G-FLASH...AND TO ALL
HERE IS TWO MORE LAST JOKES
Marriage
A mother had three daughters and at their
weddings she asked them to write home and tell
her about their married life. The first wrote back on the second day. The letter arrived with a Single message: "Maxwell coffeehouse." The mother was confused but finally noticed a Maxwell coffee ad, and it said, "Satisfaction to the last drop..." So the mother was happy.
Then the second daughter got married and after
a week she sent home her reply. The message
read: "Rothmans." So the mother looked for the
Rothmans ad, and it said, "LIFE SIZE, KING
SIZE." And the mother was happy.
Then it was the third one's wedding. The mother
was anxious. It took four weeks for a message
to come through. When it did the message was
simply: "BRITISH AIRWAYS."
The mother was so concerned. She frantically
went through all the newspapers at home
looking for a BA ad. When she found one she
fainted.
The ad read: "TWO TIMES A DAY, 1.5 EACH TIME,
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."
This guy went to a pet store and said he wanted
o buy the most exotic pet they had. The owner
showed him Parrots, Fish, etc, and the guy said,
'No, I meant Exotic Exotic'
OK' said the saleman, follow me... So, they
went into this back room and there on the floor was the ugliest toad he had ever seen...
What is this' he asked. 'It is the most exotic
toad you will find' replied the saleman.
'I'll leave the room for a minute and when I
come back, you tell me what you decide.'
So, the saleman leaves, and the toad proceeds to
stick out his tongue and give this guy the best
blow-job he has ever had. The saleman returns
and the customer says, 'I'll take it..no matter what the cost.'
After he gets the toad home, he sits him on the
kitchen table and starts digging through cook
books and pots and pans....
His wife comes in and says, 'What are you doing and why is that God awful toad on the table?'
'Because,' said the husband, 'Once I teach him
how to cook, you're outta here'
UNTIL NEXT TIME WAA WALAALKIIN OO IDIN LEH BASH, BASH IYO BARWAAQO, NABAD IYO CAANO KU WAARA. |
