     ChEeZz & BeTtEr | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 02:18 pm
for us girls we got the body 4real and yo'all brothaz don't so why don't u strat doing some work out other than eating chad and sitting ur skiny ass home. so we would like to say that while u guys can fine the girl that u r looking for with the body and we can't find that guy with packs and ass to crab so plzzz start working on ur body ok brothaz i love yo somalians brothaz.
Plz work out for as sis then maybe you would get azzzzz once in a wild.and we can relax with that azz and maybe someday we can tap that azz so peace out to fellaz
love u all
from Cheez and butter |
| Eve E | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 02:28 pm
I feel You cheez, it was a really nice advice for our somalians niggaz, so i hope they take ur advice and not be hate the sistaz and i suggest u take her advice and use the GYM more often then sit on ur flat ass home and chewing chad.
TAKE A SISTAZ WORD FOR IT BROTHAZ.
MAKE SURE U HALLA BACK AND THIS IS TO ALL SOMALI MENS ALL OVER THE WORLD EVEN AFRICA SIKE NO AFRICA AIN'T GOT NO GYM ALL THEY DO IS EATING GOAT AND SHEEPS.LOOOOOOOOOOOOL IT'S ALL JOKES GUY PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ HALLA BACK IF U R NOT A HATER BABY BOOOO!!!!
FROM:Eve E |
| madey | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 02:40 pm
sweetheart this message is not meant to hurt or offend u in anyway but from the bottom of my heart i love all my somali sistaz regardless of how their body is,no man minds having sweet and good looking girl but all men have different choices and if u don't know beauty only lies in the beholder's eyes.i don't have to be huge and musculine just to please someone,don't get me wrong i will always love to treat my woman like a lady but i think the person should like u for who u are not who pretend to be,ur inner personality is what stays in the long run not the steroids u eat to look musculine,in other words nature is so simple take everything the way the are no complications for that matter. |
| THUGNIGGA | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 03:26 pm
YO YO YO THIS THUGNIGGA IN THIS MOTHERFUCKA
WHAT THE F.U.C.K IZ THIS BULLSHIT ALL 'BOUT WE NEED A MAN WHO BUILD F.U.C.K ALL THAT YO CHECK THIS
YO SOMALI BITCH ARE UGLY LIKE HELL HELLNO TRYNA TELL ME U GOT BOOTYYYYYYYY.
Y'ALL THE WANS WHO STAY IN THE HOUSE WITH THEIR UGLY FAT ASS WHO NEVER HAD •••• TRYNA TELL US THAT THE BROTHERS NEED TO GO TO THE GYM U NEED TO BRING YO FAT UGLY ASS OVER TO THE GYM.
AND YO SOMALI BITCH ARE THE UGLYES BITCHES I SEEN U CAN'T DRES U STAY HOME EAT TALK 'BOUT' PEOPLE AND U NO DON'T TRYNA LIE 'BOUT' THIS AIGHT.
HOW CAN I SHOW U HOW I FEEL INSIDE I'M THUGNIGGA U SOMALI HO'S CAN'T KILL MY PRIDE.GET YA MIND RIGHT WHO WANT IT WITH THUGNIGGA WHO THE BRRRRR.
HOLLA UGLY SOMALI BOOZZZZZZ.IF U GOT SOME •••• TO SAY I DON'T THINK YO AIN'T GOT •••• TO SAY PEACE TO Y'ALL FAKE BITCH WIGGERS AND BITCHES. |
| Anonymous | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 04:21 pm
ladys
let's get few things straight in here
how did you came up with this conclusion that ALL somalimen chew chad and sit on their ass's all day?!!
FYI am a somali male and I got a huge ass if this makes you happy let's hook up and you will see it.on one condition you hold on to the ass I hold onto something else if you know what I mean |
| WuDog | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 11:27 pm
Hey! BimBos...Don't y'll realize the Majority of guy's wit ass are Gay's....I know I don't 've much ass, but god bless me with D!ck. that's what counts U Dig! Girls, and if u dont like the sh*t that u hearin than blow me till ur lips get to smearin. |
| lovekiller | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 12:22 am
to all the ladies
you wanna see a body and ass to grap
come here and get it
luvya all
peace to my nigggazzzzzzzzzzz |
| AYAN | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 03:24 am
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
well said CHEEZE AND BETTER.
that was what i was wondering too sis.
they aint got fine bodies u really right sis. |
| KasaNova:UK | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 05:09 am
I've got da hottest body u can get in a man!!
So don't start generalizing every brotha just cuz ur man and ur brotha sit at home and Chew all nite. Some next man asked me 1time y somalis mans skinny and ur women are LARGE. I told da punk we busy all nigt lifting heavy women |
| Kandi | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:27 pm
Not all Somali men chew Chad and hangout in COffee shops. But ya'll need to be familiar with YMCA, go there work out for yourself. you need to look good for you men n'mean. And on the real Somalian women look way better than the men, we know how to dress and look after ourselves, we've got some that are out of shape but they know how to cover it up. I love you guys but take care of you body and make us proud like we make you.
So SHAKE THAT ASS WATCH YOURSELVES, SHOW US WHATCHA YA WORKIN' WITH
much love & cuzzing is prohibited |
| Somali-Psycho | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 01:43 pm
Girl I've got news for you..
The shape is to attract Punani but what counts is the "third leg".
My skiny ass can realise your wildess dream.
Since skiny rimes with flexibility I can pump your fat ass from 10 different positions.
Somali-Psycho |
| iimaan | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 02:44 pm
HI EVERY ONE.
MADEY BRO I LIKE UR COMMENT .
guyz u for get one think body and looks isn't every thing personality is very important.and i believe all man aren't 'chad 'eaters all my sisters pls don't insolt our men and we have to be happy what we get'' |
| lovekiller | Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 01:25 am
to ayan/kandi
you all knows we get goods bodies and asses in home [somalian guys }
so if you get something in home show us and
not all the guys chewing chad
u all knew we the best
we know how to treat a lady
peace/ luvya bye |
| NINXOON | Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 01:02 pm
TO ALL THE GIRLS THAT THINK SOMALI MEN GOT NO ASS
THIS IS FOR YOU; I DON'T WANNA LIE I GOT NO ASS AT ALL.... BUT I GOT HUGE ASS MOTHA FUCKING COCK,
THAT THE DOCTOR HAS TOLD ME "YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX UNLESS IT IS WITH DIVORCED LADY WITH AT LEAST 7 BABIES... DOING OTHER WISE WOULD BE EXTREMELY HAZARDOUS TO THE WELL BEING OF THE POOR GIRL"
SO IF YOU LIKE WHAT U SEE I WOULDN'T MINE DELIVERING IT GIVING THE FACT THAT YOU HAVE TO SIGN A WAIVER BEFORE HAND.............. |
| WOOLWICH-REP | Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 01:19 pm
THIS IS A TRUE JOKE AND THIS SURE IS THE JOKE PAGE....
TO CHEZZ AND BUTTER..
I GUESS YOU LADYZ DIDNT LOOK VERY FAR THEN..
TO MY BRO'S KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK COZ IF THE SOMALI QUEENS DON'T WANT US THEN I GUESS WE GONNA HAVE TO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE (WINK WINK)...
PEACE OUT AND TAKE CARE...
YWB |
| cheez&butter | Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 06:16 am
ok cheez and butter are back, ok here we go there is a lot of miss undertsanding because the messege is only for the ones that doesn't have the ding body if u only undertsand but all yo ppl bumping out here trying to tell us we have some ass i don't beleive it cuz thats just talking. well anyways we didn't say that all somali menz are chad eaters i am talking about the percent for me to guess the percent will be 15% of u have a ding body the rest are sh*t out of 100%. see some of us are just trying to get the opinion of the menz and u guys are acting kidlish. we really love u all our somalian brothat when i was writing this messege it was just the truth
from cheez and butter |
| WOOLWICH-REP | Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:53 am
TO CHEZZ AND BUTTER
WE ARE NOT NIGERIANS OR WEST AFRICAN, WERE FROM THE EAST COAST, IF YOU LOOK AT EAST AFRICA YOU CAN SEE THAT THEY ARE NOT BIG BONED AND HEAVY. IT'S SIMPLY IN OUR GENES AND WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING.
MOST OF THE SOMALI BOYZ AND MANZ I KNOW FROM WOOLWICH HAVE GOOD BODY SHAPE AND NORMAL WEIGHT LEVEL.... THE SKINNY ONE'S EITHER SMOKE, CHAD OR WEED, LIKE YOU SAID...
THIS IS AN INTERESTING TOPIC THANKS FOR BRING IT UP "SEXY LADYZ BE MY QUEEN"...(WINK WINK)
YWB |
| xasaaaan | Thursday, January 11, 2001 - 07:28 pm
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
lololololoooool
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
TO NINXOON MAN DAT WAS REALLY FUNNY U MADE ME LAUGH REAL HARD HERE U FUNNY MAN. |
| Anonymous | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 05:27 am
loooooooooooool
ninxoon |
| jabril | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 07:24 am
to cheez&better
first of all every thing u said is right, some somali men are skinny, i agree wit u there. in the other hand all somali men are not skinny, some of them, go gym and try to get well body. for instance someone like me and i am not trying to impress you by the way coz gym is my life.
advice from me don't look for man with big butt, look the opposite of butt, got me, i hope not
till next time take care and respect other somali |
| cheez &butter | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 05:30 pm
hey ninxoon it was real funny that u got a huge cock but u r missing the bonus men and thats the azz i feel u men cuz all guys that doesn't have any azz have the biggest cock.
to jabril let me tell u what our point is, i am not looking for a guy at all but if i was i wouldn't be looking for a guy with a huge azz i will look for a one that at least have something u know but a guy that is flat like sraight flat i really think thats ugly. peace out all yo and tnx for the results and plz keep it up |
| JORDAN | Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 09:23 am
TO CHEZZ AND BUTTER..
WHY SOMALI GIRLS HAVE NO TITS AND BIG HIPS??
I WAITING FOR REPLY...
YWB |
| JORDAN | Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 09:23 am
TO CHEZZ AND BUTTER..
WHY SOMALI GIRLS HAVE NO TITS AND BIG HIPS??
IM WAITING FOR REPLY...
(YWB) |
| sugar lips | Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 10:40 am
i juz wanna tell dis 2 chezz & butter
girl i hear u when u say dat somali men eat chad and r shinny girl not all of dem r like dat.
da somali menz in canada r da lick. 4example by man boy he got da ass da body and everything down der is fully functioning. so i don't know where u @ but my menz in canada can give u all dat & more.
keep it tight
sugar lips
p.s how r der menz in london i am coming dis summer. |
| usuall suspect | Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 02:50 pm
1 off alllll u ladies out there thinking that alll the somalian men need to work them you might have to take a step back and say to self how about the sisters,shaaait some of u ladies out there carry some real shi t amino acids(fat). dont get me wrong i am looking ooooofffffeeeennnd peole but this only to CHEESE AND BUTTER.
I am gym instructor and i like work out three times a week but u know what iam not the only one that work out who is somalian(especial in london).
but u know what i am going to be a personal trainner soon and them i willl sor out the ladies in south west london.
soooooooon as became a persoanl trainner i will personally take u somalian ladies who need that extra fitness or those who want to loook real good not that u lot need any thing becos u alot are the best girls about and around. luckly i have great looking lady from the north of somalia and she da best.
respect yourselfs aand each other them we will all go long wayyyyyyyyyy
peace and love |
| Anonymous | Sunday, January 14, 2001 - 04:55 pm
ChEeZz & BeTtEr HEy gilr i tell u what firt of all if we are somali men we don't •••• your **********ass so don't explain to us how we look and how we can handle to grap your fat ass ok. we all have good shape and enough health not other than that baby so what i am saying is if u looking someone who wana •••• your fat ass plz i can give to u on-line sex address that u gonna find ass killers ok.
much love to all brothers and sisters. |
| Wondering/concerned brother | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 10:43 am
Cheeze n Butter
You said the ones with no ass got usually a big dick. I am just wondering what kind of job you do to have all these valuable information. In other words how many willies have you seen.
Just wondering. I hope you use protection cos a lot of STD are going on.
It stands for sexually transmitted deseases. I felt I have to explain since you seem to be prooccupied elsewhere rather than studying!!!!!!!!!!!
Peace all. your concerned brother
no hard feelings |
| Box-head | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 05:12 pm
CHEEZ N BETTER WAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT 4 CRYING OUT LAOD COULDN'T U USE ANOTHER NAME EXCEPT DAA ONE.
I AM SOMALI SOLDIER WIT FLAT ASS, ALL I GOT TO SAY IS GO TO THE JAMICANS, I KNOW U LIKE JAMICAN DICK BUT HOLD UP I GOT THE GREEN THINK AND MAKE DIAMAND SO BITCH U CAN'T HIDE FROM ME I KNOW U LIKE DIAMAND IT IS UR BEST FREIND HHAHAHAHAHAHAH KEEP UR HEAD DOWN BITCH COZ SOMALI SOLDIER IS ABOUT TO DROP SOME SH*IT |
| Somali thinker | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 12:39 pm
Yo, u all OWLS, mindles n clueless.
before u go n diss your mans, Yo Bitch somalians nees to think "why Somali guy would prefer another woman other than somaligirl" clearly the answer is, "u all play hard to get"
so why don't u wake up girls (Somalians) n give a chance to the guys (Somalians) who will continue to worship n keep our tradition alive instead of fading.
my Message to the girls is I love my people, i will do to help to protect in any way i can, only those who can give me a satisfaction.
so girls wake up, don't let us think that we Stink and Boring give us a chance!!!!!!!
PEACE U ALL 1 LOVE |
| Anonymous | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 04:17 am
To:ch&b
Ithink wath your saying is wrong so thing twise.
Me and my friend we go to gym 6days a week,so
we are hot baby.Q.We ask our selfs were is the
hot chics.75%somali chics are too fat and big
boooooooooty.
We love you peace |
| JULIET-00 | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 05:05 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOL
DAT WAS FUNNY. I LIKED IT.
ITS KIND OF TRUE, BUT NOT ALL DEM
SOMLAIAN HUNKS R LIKE DAT. TRUE MOST
OF DA MAJORITY GOT SACKY ASSES AND DEM
CHAT BELLY.BUT NOT ALL OF THEM.
I KNOW SOME OF THEM DAT GOT DA BODY....
ACTUALLY NO I DONT....I HAVENT SEEN A SOMALIAN
WITH DA PACKS AND DA ASS....BUT THEY PROBABLY OUT
THERE. WHO KNOWS THEY PROBABLY GOT DA NICEST,
TIGHTEST, ROUNDEST BUTTCOCKS ON EARTH..
OR THE FIRMEST, TIGHTEST,SIX PACKED CHEST
U CAN EVER HOPE FOR...THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE IT
IN DAT ORDER...BUT ATLEAST THEY MIGHT HAVE IT.
U NEVER KNOW.
JULIT
PS ..
LOL IF U HAVE IT IN DAT ORDER.........
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA. |
| 12inch | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 07:19 am
Hell no lesbo!!! you ain't touching my ass. what do u think I'am, A GAY!!. Ask not the size of my ass, But baby ask for the inches of my..., You can GRAB IT TOO!! I bet all somali men have a third pair of leg.But seriously think from a different perspective. Talk of somali men health improvement, and persuade them to stop eating qat,not forgetting the role of genes heredity in
a human body.
***if u r serious find some girls, of course lesbians. Plenty of ass in them. |
| ismahaan | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 08:37 am
to,usuall suspect. listen boy don't you came and talk abaut somalian grils, my name is ismahaan and i am fittness intructar and I have a body you can only dream of so not all somalien grils are the same , some of uss takes a good care of aure bodies. and for you guys body does not caunt I think somalian guys are beutiful so dont you worri guys you are still nr 1.love you all; |
| ismahaan | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 08:49 am
to;Anonymous. hey,well said ,I think you somalian boys are prefekt the way you are , and for butter and cheez if you want some one with big ass go to jamecan guys ,becaus we like our guys the way they are,I am a fittness instructur and I never had problems with somalian guys so way are you talking abaut somalian boys like that,I think you havent met any real somalian guy.love you all |
| hannah | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 10:53 am
thugnigg i feel sorry for the women who ends up with you, you sound like a mean guy, hope you don't live in london let me tell you no gril would want to go out with an ugly guy who can't fight or is very weak
so get a life and go to the GMY |
| CHAD-EATER | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 01:52 pm
•••• YOU LADIES •••• THE AZZ YOUR TALKING ABOUT..WE SOMALIAN NIGGAZZ WE RELAX EAT CHAD •••• AND QUIT ANYTIME..AH I DON'T EAT CHAD RECOCNIZEE AM BETTA THEN THAT SO •••• YOU LADIES AND GO LOOK FOR THE PERSON YOU LOOKIN FOR GO AFTER THE ASIANZ AHA LOL PEACE GIRLS |
| cheez&butter | Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 03:46 pm
To my motherfucking box-head,
yo i swear to my life i can tell who da f*ck u is because a qaniis trying to tell me that go find me a jamician man who da f*ck do i look like to u ass hoe i am sorry to tell u this because this is a JOKE room bastard u is lost and trying to tell me that to fine me one jamician why don't u tell ur mother bitch ass motherfucka.
TO solmaian thinker,
first of all if u were a thinker u wouldn't think like that ass hole, well anywyas did u get ur azz clear coz i don't think so, and trying to tell us we are clueless f*ck this bull sh*t nigga and i am sorry no one couldn't give u an open legs once coz u ain't deserved. and somalian are are not door-nob that u can get a turn anytime ur ugly ass dick gets a boner. hope u know the defination to that.
TO the person that asked me how did i know if guys that has no azz to crab has the biggest cock ever is because i am a dem registerer nurse and i hope what kind of work they do it is not only they work at looking at cock or measuring how big it is ok tnx very much and i think i cleared my self out.
to everyone yo ppl culm your nerves down because this kind of situation is like socializing and discussions ok so plz lets not get smart at ppl aight and one more last messege to the guys that have the azz to crab can u quie fucking telling me what u go coz i called it showing of.
till next time behave yoyr selves plz and peace out and i hope u know all this was just jokes fellaz |
| slim | Wednesday, January 31, 2001 - 06:38 am
first thing we R not nigger ok we r somali ok,and about muscles come and see me cheez butter ok
your ass so big i can see from the front
shake your ass, watch yourself
peace to brothers like barking, milkshake, farhan, fuad, loops, airmax=madmax, to all the chickenheads lol |
| Shurwac | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:32 pm
This is Shurwac representing for the Flazz.
To all the Ladies:
175 pounds and 6”0 and all breaded Somali muscles and no bullshit, How U like that
ladies?. Working on those Packs now, and you know those 6 packs are the hardest things to come by.
To Box-head:
I don’t mean to hate, but I there is no need to tell the sister to get a Jamaican. I mean, don’t take this personally, but the discussion says “Jokes”.
Later |
| faiza | Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:49 am
If U looking 4 Somalian boys who have nice body,
you may visted Gbg, Sweden where somalian boys don't look "somali". That is where i met my man...... |
| Sweet sis | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 08:25 am
I agree with my sisters after all you guys expect us Women to work on our-selves but when it comes to you guys, your either skinny or fat!!! No offense to my brothers I really love you but can't you work on yourselves? I strongly agree with madey coz beauty is not what you see on the out side, it's whats in side the counts!!! If you have something to say holla back... feel free to email me.
Peace and love to y'all......
Don't playa hate.... pple |
| WiilSoomaaliyeed | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 05:04 pm
Why aren't any Somali girl with nice legs, instead of those chicken LEGS |
| ismahaan | Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:30 am
TO faiza I agree with you I MET tge love of my life in sweden in hamarkollen |
| ismahaan | Friday, February 23, 2001 - 04:32 am
TO faiza I agree with you I MET the
love of my life in sweden in hamarkollen |
| EASTBOY | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 06:12 am
LISTEN HERE LADIES
I WANT TO SAY MY OPINOIN DONT' TALKE ABOUT GENERAL LADIES YOU KNOW PEOPLE ARE NOT THE SAME POEPLE YOU KNOW SISTERS YOU SEE BAD GUYS SMART GUYS YOU WILL SEE MANY DIFFEREND TYPE, SO I SUGGEST YOU NOT TO TALK AGAIN,
THE STATE I BEEN LIVE ALL MY LIVE IS IN BOSTON AND WE HAVE HERE GUYS WHO DON'T EAT JAAT AND EITHER SMOKE TO WE ALL ASSUME TO HAVE GOOD APPOTUNTY
LOVE FROM EASTBOY |
| NowNlater | Thursday, March 22, 2001 - 12:35 pm
Wooo......
Hellooooo there!!
big-ips to the following;
Madey,
Somali-psycho
Ninxoon
and Juliet00
i think u guys made some strong points .
( well ) atleast u made me SHAke my Head
Ok, Now it's really true that somali guyz aint the BEST looking creatures in the world , WEll first of all the majority are self - abusive in that they chew and smoke to eccess , there could be some good looking ones but unfortunatelly i haven't met any so like .
But on the other hand u could find some real Cute gals so fellaz whatever u do to improve on your quality , we need a solution .
I don't care if u hit the gyms or take some " karate" lessons, we need some strong guyz ....Hallo ( it's about time) |
| ayan London | Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:15 am
yo what ya'll chating about not all somalia boy are like that so ya'll got the worrg boys because down my side they are so many of them and I'm going out with one of them and u know what he is all that every girl is after he so stop dissing are men ya'll not all girls are all that u know what who ever write that I know that they are not all that any ways stop there are bro how u mean ya'll girls just need to get a men that can make you happy and good looking BIG UP TO OUR somalina men |
