     ~Mz Thang~ | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 03:57 pm
"30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN"
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird. |
| 2cute20 | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 04:25 pm
lol..girl u had me in stiches..ouch i am sure that will kill any guys ego...good one |
| SPANCKY | Wednesday, January 24, 2001 - 08:02 pm
loooooooooooooooool gurl this the most funny •••• i ever read before in my life.i konw u like dicks is that why u wrote this funny joke and u to 2CUTE20 U like dick'S ha.
PEACE AND LUV
REPESENTING BOSTON PPL |
| WHAT DOSE IT PLEASE TELL ME I WANT TO KNOW | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 02:26 am
WHAT DOES LOL MEAN
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ONE LOVE |
| LoL | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 03:50 am
laughing out loud |
| Anonymous | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 08:10 am
LOL= LAUGHING OUT LOUD |
| masterrrrr | Thursday, January 25, 2001 - 08:12 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL@@@@@ SPANCY |
| Ashour | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 05:15 pm
30 things not to say to a nked woman
1. Are these a pinple or your breasts?
2. I don't mind you doing a blow job but do not try to kiss me afterwards
3. Small breast run in your family. just like your sister innit?
4. I can't stand your breath
5. How oftwen you take a bath
6. can I wipe the go go juice on your buttocks
7. can I push my organ downstais I am gonna have a party down there
8. Please cut down your forest!
9. you can swallow my go go juice
10. I have seen better ones
11. ooh my goooooooooooooood
12. why you are slim but your bottom is so big!
13. Why your flesh stopped upto your knees
14. Why your legs resemble no 11
15. i mean why have you got tiny legs!!!!!!!!
16. Other woman strugle to get new born babies OUT of their fanny. but Luciano Pavvarrotti can get IN yours with his other two friends
17. Mama mio it is huge!!!!
18. Dio mio it is massive
19. You put me off making live
20. I am bored
21. I am tired
22. My ex can do better
23. Why your funny is wet.
24. was there someone else IN there just b4 me
25. Your feet scare me
26. I have not got a money
27. Can I cover your face with a pillow
28. Have you been to a zoo. And I don't mean as a guest!!!
29. Can I borrow your face for a holloween party
30. •••• I though I saw the ugliest person b4 but you must hold the world record
I hope you liked if not just ignore it it is meant for lough, I like me sisters
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee |
| Anonymous | Monday, January 29, 2001 - 04:16 pm
I ALL MAXAA LA TAGAY YAA GABDHO IYO WIILAL DHAACA YAA OO OWTANGA AAN KAGA IMI OON MIDKELIYA OON INGRIISKA SI FIICAN U BARAN JIRN WIILSHA WAXAA YIRI FARIISO GABDHO.
YAA HAWSHAANI WAA HAWL WEYN MA QOLDA TAGTAA MEESHA DARAN OO CLUB LA DHAHAA ADUUN ALLOW YAA WAAD QASAARTEENA MEESHII IDINKU CELIYA AAD KA TIMAADEEN MEESHEY DOONTABA HA AHAATE.
ABAYA SIR IYO WALA TUCASIR MAQALAYA KA DHAGLI ABOWIN WAXANOO KALE. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 07:54 am
LOL |
