     Mursal | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 08:29 am
Subject: Is this Kentucky ?
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> Two Indians and a Hillbilly were walking in the woods,
> all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to
> the mouth of a small cave.
>
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and
> then he listened very closely until he heard an
> answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his
> clothes and ran into the cave.
>
> The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the other Indian
> what that was all about, was the other Indian crazy or
> what?
>
> No," said the Indian. "It is our custom during mating
> season when Indian men see cave, they holler
> 'Wooooo!Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get
> an answer back, it means there is a girl in there
> waiting to mate."
>
> Just then they saw another cave. the Indian ran up to
> the opening of the cave, stopped, and hollered,
> "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately,there was an
> answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside
> the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the
> cave.
>
> The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a
> while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he
> looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening,
> he was thinking, "Hoo, man! Look at the size of this
> cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There
> must be some really big, fine women in this cave!"
>
> He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all
> his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and
> closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the
> answering call, "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!
> WOOOOOOOOO!"
> With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he
> raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he
> ran.
>
> The following day, the headline of the Local Newspaper
> read..... "NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY FREIGHT
> TRAIN." |
| Daisy | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 09:58 am
One day,a man came home to find his wife hestrically crying.He said "Honey what's the matter?"She said "Oh it was terrible"This black man broke in the house.He raped me made me suck his cock, and made me sing star spangled banner.
That's terrible, the man replied." i know" i don't know how to sing |
| Daisy | Friday, January 26, 2001 - 10:20 am
Hey sorry about that bro.I was trying to post it.Today is my first day of been here so my mistake i didn't meant to type it in ur spot. |
| Hanita | Saturday, January 27, 2001 - 02:50 pm
Mursal:
There is a joke I once heard and it's similar to the one you just posted, but it goes something like this.....................................It was back in the wild wild west days, a Native American guy dressed up as an American Cowboy. In his left hand he was carrying a cat, and in his right a bag full of dog ••••, so he walks into this bar,sits down, takes out his gun, shoots the bag and bits the cat.
The bartender, baffled, ogle's at the native American man, and asks "Sir, would you care to tell me what in the world you're doing?", the native replies, " I'm trying to be like the white man, take a •••• ever five minutes and lick white pussy all day long."
Peace: |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 07:47 am
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