     Hanita | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 03:40 pm
A Blonde is driving along a countryside, when out of the blue she encounters this other Blonde in a field of GRASS, just relaxing and rowing a canoe. So she gets out of her car, and climbs on top of a rock, and screams from the top of her lungs, "Hey, you its you type of Blondes that give us a bad name, now if I could just SWIM over there I would kick your ass."
(Joke#2)
There is this one lady and she thinks her husband is addicted to sex and needs professional help. So she makes an appointment with a Psychiatrist,and discusses this with her husband. Finally, he agrees on seeking help,and she sends him there.
After the husband arrives, the Psychiatrist decides to conduct a test to see if his problem is a serious one or not. So, he draws a picture of a dog on a piece of paper and asks, "What do you see?", the husband replies, "sex". So the Psychiatrist, draws a picture of a cat and asks,"What do you see?", the husband replies, "sex". So once again,the Psychiatrist draws a picture of a family, a car, a pet dog, some tress,and asks,"What do you see now?", the husband replies "sex". After getting the same replies over and over again,the frustrated Psychiatrist, leans over, and says,"You know what, I think you need a bigger help then me,and on top of that I personally think your a pervert." The angry husband replies, "What are you talking about; YOUR the one drawing the dirty pictures."
Last but not least, "What do you call a fart in a a men's room in a GAY bar?"
"A love call".
Peace: |
