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SomaliNet Forum (Archive): Ila Qosol - Jokes: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): THE PHSYCHOLOGYST........
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Mr.SHRINK

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 10:29 pm
hello everyone my name is osman and i am a phsychologyst undergratuated from...
strayer-university in washington.
and i want to see if i can help you out with
social life and related things so if you have aproblem or anything please don't hessitate to ask. thanx i am only trying to help out for our community.

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girl-next-door

Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 11:12 pm
i have a crush on this guy but he is married
what should i do should i tell him how i feel
or what...but its only a crush...thats it he is so cute...

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Mr.shrink

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 02:53 pm
miss next door sweetheart you have a serious probablem to begin with but have you ever thought about there are other men out there i will try to give you the best advise as a shrink.
stop ruining pervect family you little devalish.:)
the best thing is to go and tell his wife how you feel about her man let her kick your ass then you will ibviously change your mind unless you are one
dumd-fuckk....sorry for my language you are
like my first customer..online so far..:):):):)

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Dr psycho

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:43 am
hey mr shrink! i am graduating in psychology in the next couple of months how about we make a team and work together!!OOPS i sense your are not a psychologist.You are not telling the truth first clue is you cannot spell PSYCHOLOGIST!! Get it mate!

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Mr. shrink

Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 11:48 pm
its diffrent kind a phsycholgy idiot haven't you notticed it duhhhh earth to the idot Dr_phsycho
:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
by the way why would i want team up with an idiot like you....duhhhh again...:)

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Dr Psycho

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 01:50 am
Dr shrink don`t worry about me teaming up with you cause it will ruin my professional reputation.I will not bother cursing you over the net because your not worth it!!! As for who is the idiot its best for you to find out!!!

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Mr.shrink

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 11:36 pm
fuckk-off no wonder you are psycho...

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london-girl

Friday, February 23, 2001 - 11:40 pm
mr shrink i have this problem with my man every time we make love he can't get it up you know what i mean he don't get hard enough. so there goes my sex life i am sorry to ask you for help but you are the shrink here what shoul i do?

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ATLANTAMAN

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 09:28 am
LONDON GIRL IF YOU WERE WITH ME YOU WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, U KNOW WHY COZ. MY DICK IS UP 24/7. TRY TO GIVE HIM SAME HEAD MAYBE IT WILL HELP GET-UP. IF YOU STILL HAVE A PROBM. LET ME KNOW.

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mr.shrink

Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 11:49 pm
to LONDON-GIRL sweetheart things like that happened to men sometime that don't mean he don't find you attaractive anymore, but my advice to you is that you should try something diffrent for
example you should try spice things up maybe you should try to suck on his nipples or lick-his ear
that might work if not that nigga gotta go.
for real...
and for the fucking atlanta moron what gives you the right to jump to conculutions punk...
is this your topic no,no,no,no,no, its't
so please be excused idiot......
this is for shrinks ONLY....
JUST IMAGINE THAT WAS YOUR SISTER GOING THROUGH THAT TYPE SHITT....MOTHERFUCKER.
IAM SORRY DID I SAID MOTHERFUCKER I MEANT.
STUPID MOTHERFUCKER":O

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HARGEYSARY

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 05:52 am
MR SHRINK I F-U-C-K-E-D YOUR SISTER ACCIDENTLY, I WAS JUST SITTING NEXT TO HER AND MY ANACONDA JUST SLIPPED IN. SO, WHAT SHOULD I DO?

SHE WANTS ALL THE TIME NOW!!!


THIS IS A MAJOR PROBLEM.

SHOULD I CARRY ON WHERE I LEFT OFF OR SHALL I JUST ALLOW IT.

PLEASE HELP ME???

PLUS SHE IS THE UGLIEST BIRD ON THE PLANET.....DAMN

THANK YOU MR SHRINK

REPLY AS SOON AS POSSIBLE

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mr.shrink

Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 10:56 pm
TO THE HARGAYSARY...
i don't know where you get the idea you fucked my sister or anything like that, i personally don't have any sister i wish i did!!!!!
you said that you fucked my sister accidently
question is how can you •••• anything accidently?
except if you meant that you were day-dreaming
fucking her wich in this case we call it masterbation wich you have done it,
but its ok sir every man go through this stuations wich is normal but (you said she wants
all the time) who is she are you talking about your LEFT-HAND OR THE RIGHT HAND. OR THE MAGAZINES
IN this case we call it " EXTREAMESTS"
MEANING THAT YOU ARE ONE FUCKING-DREAM-FUCKER
and that is seriously something you should fixed it soon otherwise your little fucked-up-brain
have no use for your sexuality.
in this case if you even have one:):):):)
NO OFFENCE MY CUSTOMER ONLINE
ITS THE BEST ADVICE CAN A SHRINK DO
FOR A FUCKk'UPS LIKE YOU...... BYE

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THUG_GIRL

Monday, March 05, 2001 - 11:55 pm
shrink i mean the real shrink you are bad
you killed the guy man take it easy he is only
flight13 maaaaan why you kill him like that
one love to shrink i wish you were my man
but i got one lollolololool

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LAYLA

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 07:07 am
shrink :):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)
i give you probs walaahi
that was some funny ......
but i love how you diss the idiot guy
i don't think he will resbond again..
love you pimp:)

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BOB

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 03:44 pm
shrik is bad boy stillllllllllll huh